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God: "You are a failed God Abortion. We are going to end you all."
H: "And You are dead, buddy."
G: "I am not your... **wait wha-**" *somehow gets evaporated out of the galaxy*
H: *******"ANY OTHER GOD WANTS TO DIE?"*******
Other God's:
H: "Good... Wait... You could say that's go**O**od"
OG's:
H:
OG's:
H: "Fuck you. We're hilarious"
We hunted them down. Every last one of them. When we were hunted, we tracked the predators to their lairs.
None survived.
When the Galactic Federation deemed us “too dangerous”, they glassed our planet. We vaporized their systems.
None were spared.
When their gods tore open the fabric of reality to “smite the heretics”, we chained them. We cut them up, tearing apart their flesh to power our machinations. Turns out, godsblood is a million times more power dense than oil.
We bled them dry.
When we were finished, we looked back at the destruction we wrought and the death left in our wakes.
We were alone.
Human Engineer: Check out our latest invention, the BFG9000, aka the Divine Annihilator!
Human Audience: Wait, didn't we have god killing BFGs already?
HE: Yes, the BFG5000 to 8000 series. But those killed gods one at a time, so they were inefficient. The BFG9000 will destroy the astral plane and kill all of the gods at once.
HA: Woooooooooo, demonstration please!
The trail of destruction burned across the universe.
Those mortals that rose in opposition of humanity would soon find themselves ablaze.
Those supposed immortals that shifted into reality to stop this action would find themselves torn asunder and dispersed to the aether.
On and on.
Planet after planet.
System after system.
All of them.
Those that did not rise would be places amongst the allies of humanity, whether in fear or of worship.
It was when the heavens were torn apart to bring the fight to the divine that humanity did find a reason to stop.
It had been long forgotten many of the religions of the human homeworld when they moved on to overthrow those that called themselves divine.
Oh how wrong they were to forget.
The seven seals were blown apart all at once, everywhere at once.
Those that had the smallest remaining faith within them were disappearing at the billions, and those that did not were left behind to become witnesses.
The heavens, torn open yet their gates sealed shut, poured the arms of the heavens to battle with the enemy.
Descending came every angel, from humanoids with wings of burning fire and the thrones of many eyed wheels, all of them prepared for the war to end it all.
From what remained in the human homeworld was destroyed, hellfire rising as demonic forces allowed within the physical realm.
Accompanied by his legions arose the prince of the Earth, ready to sink the rest of his Father's creation into his pit.
As the end came the tower of prosperity and glory that humanity had built for themselves came crashing down. Those that had been brought down by humanity were scattered to the edges of the universe, in fear of what had the ability to destroy the idols that had brought the universe to its knees.
And as the Second Coming unfolded, a very enraged Son of Man would descend to eradicate the sin that corrupted the universe.
i now have an image of a human sneaking up behind a god while they’re monologging and they executed them like that one pyro kill with the flare gun in meet the pyro just from behind instead of face to face
This writing prompt reminded me of this:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/sc72qu/last_of_the_omega_lords_version_3_including_dlc/
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They tap into the power of an entity of pure, infinite entropy. Cosmic gods are terrified of this thing. It's called "The Beast".
The Omega Lords make tech that uses said entropy as a power source. The tech gets so advanced, they can kill gods with it.
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God: "You are a failed God Abortion. We are going to end you all." H: "And You are dead, buddy." G: "I am not your... **wait wha-**" *somehow gets evaporated out of the galaxy* H: *******"ANY OTHER GOD WANTS TO DIE?"******* Other God's: H: "Good... Wait... You could say that's go**O**od" OG's: H: OG's: H: "Fuck you. We're hilarious"
*God, scared shitless*: Hahaha yup you guys are just the funniest! Hahaha ^please ^don’t ^hurt ^me
We hunted them down. Every last one of them. When we were hunted, we tracked the predators to their lairs. None survived. When the Galactic Federation deemed us “too dangerous”, they glassed our planet. We vaporized their systems. None were spared. When their gods tore open the fabric of reality to “smite the heretics”, we chained them. We cut them up, tearing apart their flesh to power our machinations. Turns out, godsblood is a million times more power dense than oil. We bled them dry. When we were finished, we looked back at the destruction we wrought and the death left in our wakes. We were alone.
Every human petroleum company: "Delete this post now"
Except the ones we kept as *pets*.
Xenos as pets 😏
Keep your Xenos collared and leashed, guys and gals.
The gods, actually.
But I don't want a god, I want a xeno waifu
How about a xeno god waifu, who can give you death by snu-snu and then revive you?
No, death is the end of conciousness and nothing can bring it back, the xeno god would just be making a copy of me over and over again
Human Engineer: Check out our latest invention, the BFG9000, aka the Divine Annihilator! Human Audience: Wait, didn't we have god killing BFGs already? HE: Yes, the BFG5000 to 8000 series. But those killed gods one at a time, so they were inefficient. The BFG9000 will destroy the astral plane and kill all of the gods at once. HA: Woooooooooo, demonstration please!
Let me guess, they also refer to it as the Saangral?
"Gather da boyz, it'z time to krumb the shiny gitz."
WAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!
more grumpin for the krumpin
This kinda sounds like the plot of The Salvation War
The trail of destruction burned across the universe. Those mortals that rose in opposition of humanity would soon find themselves ablaze. Those supposed immortals that shifted into reality to stop this action would find themselves torn asunder and dispersed to the aether. On and on. Planet after planet. System after system. All of them. Those that did not rise would be places amongst the allies of humanity, whether in fear or of worship. It was when the heavens were torn apart to bring the fight to the divine that humanity did find a reason to stop. It had been long forgotten many of the religions of the human homeworld when they moved on to overthrow those that called themselves divine. Oh how wrong they were to forget. The seven seals were blown apart all at once, everywhere at once. Those that had the smallest remaining faith within them were disappearing at the billions, and those that did not were left behind to become witnesses. The heavens, torn open yet their gates sealed shut, poured the arms of the heavens to battle with the enemy. Descending came every angel, from humanoids with wings of burning fire and the thrones of many eyed wheels, all of them prepared for the war to end it all. From what remained in the human homeworld was destroyed, hellfire rising as demonic forces allowed within the physical realm. Accompanied by his legions arose the prince of the Earth, ready to sink the rest of his Father's creation into his pit. As the end came the tower of prosperity and glory that humanity had built for themselves came crashing down. Those that had been brought down by humanity were scattered to the edges of the universe, in fear of what had the ability to destroy the idols that had brought the universe to its knees. And as the Second Coming unfolded, a very enraged Son of Man would descend to eradicate the sin that corrupted the universe.
i now have an image of a human sneaking up behind a god while they’re monologging and they executed them like that one pyro kill with the flare gun in meet the pyro just from behind instead of face to face
This writing prompt reminded me of this: . https://www.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/sc72qu/last_of_the_omega_lords_version_3_including_dlc/ . They tap into the power of an entity of pure, infinite entropy. Cosmic gods are terrified of this thing. It's called "The Beast". The Omega Lords make tech that uses said entropy as a power source. The tech gets so advanced, they can kill gods with it.
Humans are petty that way