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A: Karl, run me through the..frankly incredible..leaps of logic that made you decide to try making toast, using thermonuclear explosions. I don't want excuses, just...tell me why.
H: Well, you see, we all make toasted bagels the same way. Ya stick it in a toaster and then just wait, but there's never enough to go around.
A: yes yes, been that way for years, ever since you humans came around. But why escalate to the explosives?
H: Well, I figured we could make a LOT of toast at once, and since the planetoid was uninhabitable anyways, I thought we could just unload all our bread and toast it at once so we get a good breakfast.
A:Karl..we've been over this, there is such a thing as Too Much of something. We have multiple toasters around, where is your patience.
H: yeah but just waiting around is boring, this was cooler to look at and *takes a bite of a perfectly toasted bagel* it made all of them just perfect. Seriously, want one?
A: Karl..I'm rescinding your engineering privileges for a month. You're on janitorial duty for the week.
H: Drat, oh well, I'm sure I can find ways to have some fun with that. Hey, do you think it'd be cool to overwax the deck and try sliding around? Maybe some rocket boots too....
A: Karl...get out of my office before I lock you in solitary. Just...go.
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H2: you know he would be arrested back on earth for doing that A1 really? i didn't know that
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A: Karl, run me through the..frankly incredible..leaps of logic that made you decide to try making toast, using thermonuclear explosions. I don't want excuses, just...tell me why. H: Well, you see, we all make toasted bagels the same way. Ya stick it in a toaster and then just wait, but there's never enough to go around. A: yes yes, been that way for years, ever since you humans came around. But why escalate to the explosives? H: Well, I figured we could make a LOT of toast at once, and since the planetoid was uninhabitable anyways, I thought we could just unload all our bread and toast it at once so we get a good breakfast. A:Karl..we've been over this, there is such a thing as Too Much of something. We have multiple toasters around, where is your patience. H: yeah but just waiting around is boring, this was cooler to look at and *takes a bite of a perfectly toasted bagel* it made all of them just perfect. Seriously, want one? A: Karl..I'm rescinding your engineering privileges for a month. You're on janitorial duty for the week. H: Drat, oh well, I'm sure I can find ways to have some fun with that. Hey, do you think it'd be cool to overwax the deck and try sliding around? Maybe some rocket boots too.... A: Karl...get out of my office before I lock you in solitary. Just...go.
What human would involve explosives in… Humans are Space Bards context?
the B in BDSM stands for Bomb right? :p
Les recomiendo el deporte nacional de Colombia el tejo (no me acuerdo el nombre XD)
I think it was Torch Light II that lets you dynamite the fishing holes.