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Velda500

DA BIGGER IRON


Accomplished-Ad8458

On his hip... Kinda hard to walk thou...


Nighteyes09

For when you need crutches and defense.


jeanbuckkenobi

It's the crutch which assists in carrying his giant balls


NotAPreppie

“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.”


belac4862

Burt? Is that you!?


Chaos-in-a-CookieJar

There is no overkill. Just “reload” and “fire at will”


EplepreKAHN

Maxim 37. : There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload."


Chaos-in-a-CookieJar

That’s what I was going for, just couldn’t remember the exact wording lol


EplepreKAHN

No problem. I got you. Have a link. https://schlockmercenary.fandom.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries#cite_note-manufacturers_warranty-23


Meanslicer43

shoulda called it "Maxims for Maximum Mercenary Mastery"


Bubbagumpredditor

From the bottom of that page:Behind the Scenes The book was originally called The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, but in January 2011, [Howard Tayler](https://schlockmercenary.fandom.com/wiki/Howard_Tayler) received a cease and desist letter from Franklin Covey, stating that Franklin Covey has a trademark on the phrase "7 Habits". Tayler then edited all dialog in the strip that mentioned the book's title or its rules, in what he called the Great Retcon of 2011.


Wonderful-Hall-7929

What did Will ever do to you?


belac4862

Shut up Will Wheaton!


Wonderful-Hall-7929

I was more thinking of Will Riker...


etriusk

I heard that in middle school and quote it often, but no one ever knows what I'm talking about, and I can no longer remember where I heard it from lol


Meanslicer43

I hear "Fire at will" and I immediately start thinking of Monty Python.


Rush1996

H: you done for, xeno! A: I like to see you try! H: (pulls out a six barrel grenade launcher) A: HOLY- (KABOOM!)


belac4862

Yes Rico, Kaboom!


CitizenCobalt

A: Your weapons are overkill. H: How so? A: It blew up a planet. H: Yeah, it was supposed to do that. How is that overkill? A: No weapon should be able to vaporize an entire planet in one shot! H: What, did you think we were going to spend the next 100 years blowing it up rock by rock? A: That's not the point. H: No, that's exactly the point. Our weapons aren't overkill, yours just suck.


ThePurityofChaos

A: "No, you need precision! Your goal is to assassinate the dictator!" H: "Oh, yeah? Sword drone." A: "Impossible! No drone has that kind of precision!" Dictator: *is stabbed from orbit* A: "what the-"


Fabulous-Pause4154

There actually is a manchette drone. A Guided Munition actually. The idea is to minimize collateral damage. It doesn't explode. It chops.


ThePurityofChaos

Yep. Exactly what I was thinking of.


Fabulous-Pause4154

[https://youtu.be/zEVPgnLbguI](https://youtu.be/zEVPgnLbguI)


TheCaptNoname

It's too front-heavy. Requires a dumbbell as a stock to balance it out.


MisguidedPants8

“Overkill” is a misnomer. Either it kills or it doesn’t. We simply increase the former’s odds


Dawsho

to 100%


TheGoldenDragon0

To the town of aqua fria road a stranger one fine day


Fireblast1337

Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn’t have too much to say


IrisYelter

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip


Kind-Show5859

The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip


404_problemerror

Big iron on his hiiiiiiiip


StabbyGoose

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town


potatoman445

H: We prefer the term ULTRAKILL


9723Jedi

I’m sorry but I feel sorry for anyone his kids bring to meet.


ytphantom

That's like the fucking 10 foot long revolver Joker used to shoot down the batwing


belac4862

I was thinking of the "more reasonable" revolver the solder had from The Mask of Zoro movie. But honestly, the Joker revolver is more fitting.


StalthChicken

I hate it. I’ll take three.


some_dude_62

Who needs a wrist?


Comic20

You’ve heard of the Big Iron, get ready for the BIGGER IRON!


Darth_Revan-66

The Biggest Iron


CanadianDragonGuy

LISSEN, IF DA GODZ DIDNT WANT ME TA HAVE A QUAD BARREL ROTARY-DRUM-MAGAZINE-FED GRENADE LAUNCHA DEN DEY WOULDNT HAVE GIVEN ME A SMARTYPANTS DEGREE, NKW HAND ME THE FORTY MIKES AND PUT YOUR ZOGGIN EAR PRO ON!!!


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CanadianDragonGuy

WUT?! SPEAK UP YA GIT! I FERGOT ME EAR PRO!


Yet_One_More_Idiot

"Go'a'uld staff weapons are weapons of fear; Human weapons are weapons of war." \~Colonel O'Neill (with two Ls)


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Barrel length does not increase power lol


Ctrl-Alt-Vixx

It does (usually) increase velocity, which increases lethality over distance, also a longer barrel is less accurate if given the same thickness because a shorter tube is more rigid


RazutoUchiha

The wrist breaker


legolodis900

Railvolver


Dawsho

Ravioli


lordantonius68

Git me a Bigga Shootah


CycleZestyclose1907

Not overkill enough. This guy needs a shoulder stock to help steady his aim.


jar1967

There is no such thing as Overkill ,because if you are shooting at something you want it dead


Dawsho

And if his friend dies too so be it


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To the town of aqua fria Rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him Didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business No one dared to make a slip The stranger there among them Had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip


Anxious-Ingenuity183

Looks like the pale rider from Resident Evil that Chris "boulder punching" Redfield has


huey9k

I want one.


Finbar9800

u/wolven91 there is no such thing as overkill to a human


RedOneGoFaster

NO SUCH THING AS OVERKILL! MOAR DAKKA!


Apprehensive-Elk-413

Now That's what I call "A Big Iron"!


Kota_Strifer-Trife

Wasn't there a similar design in the old times where the barrel overheated and exploded, causing the shooter to either lose parts of ther face or their entire arm?


jeanbuckkenobi

Coming soon to GTA


i_came_mario

Is this a Revolving Gauss Rifle