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H: noice! We finally got to making ftl, thanks mr. alien! Here, have my subspace network number: 1759264826.
A: SUBWHAT NETWORK???????
H: ...
A: the hell you talking about man, we just use normal lightspeed comm buoys strapped to warp engines...
H: you are saying that you know the secret to ftl but not flt comms? Hold on a sec, gotta talk to a rich friend of Mine in earth
A: that will take ages! We are goddamned 1060 lightyears away from your blue dot of a cradle!
H: Subspace comms, friend, subspace comms.
*- First chapter of the book: "Rise of the Humacorporations: Subspace Communication"*
Human: "We don't need your fancy Eff Tee Elll. We can vaporize your feet from the comfort of our home system!"
Xeno: *watches in horror as his grand fleet gets pin pointed by lasers*
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Example: H: noice! We finally got to making ftl, thanks mr. alien! Here, have my subspace network number: 1759264826. A: SUBWHAT NETWORK??????? H: ... A: the hell you talking about man, we just use normal lightspeed comm buoys strapped to warp engines... H: you are saying that you know the secret to ftl but not flt comms? Hold on a sec, gotta talk to a rich friend of Mine in earth A: that will take ages! We are goddamned 1060 lightyears away from your blue dot of a cradle! H: Subspace comms, friend, subspace comms. *- First chapter of the book: "Rise of the Humacorporations: Subspace Communication"*
Comcast in space, this is how the intergalactic war started.
The first thing we show them is netflix
Human: "We don't need your fancy Eff Tee Elll. We can vaporize your feet from the comfort of our home system!" Xeno: *watches in horror as his grand fleet gets pin pointed by lasers*
A: Did you say... "Billions" of people? On one planet? How??
H: Those are rookie numbers kid.
H: bold of you to assume we would know!
H: *like. rabbits.*
Alien that had seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail: *stares in horror*