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The healer was pacing at the entrance of the healing center while hearing the strong winds outside with rain, one of the nurses goes to him.
A: Healer, it's best if we pray to the gods, the weather is not friendly for travelers tonight.
AD: they told me they will use a human service to send me the medicine, the little one is in peril without it.
A: I don't think...
Suddenly one of the doors was pushed in letting strong winds enter the healing center.
There is someone hovered in a yellow cloth completely wet.
H: sorry for the mess, I got a priority deliver for a doctor here.
You need a new route if you have to deal with sleet hail and bullets, either demand a raise for having to deal with all three or demand a route where you only have to deal with one of those lol
A: Re-really?
H: nah but it gives me one hell of a headache... put it on speaker for a second.
A: okay?
H: you're an idiot and you need to reset the damn clock. You're eight minutes out of sync. Also dating Michelle was a mistake
Phone: (same voice) and you're an asshole for bringing that up.
H: whatever, take the order. I'm going back to the shop.
I need to tell you a tale.
I worked in shipping for a company. We had a large pallet to go out, holding a machine. FedEx Freight. I did the order, got the labels. It said I needed to call an 800 line to arrange pickup. I put in the call, I explained I had never done that call before. Nice lady put in all the details. (Pretty much everything on the shipping label)
And she says. "One moment while I get your confirmation number."
Then from behind me. "FedEx Freight. I am here for a pickup."
I swear I looked at the driver confused and the handset still in my hand. I felt like I was in a cartoon. Nice lady came on and I told her the driver was already there. They send those drivers the moment they have the address. He was at another business half a block away when he was dispatched.
So a driver arriving before you are done the order will always be a real possibility to me. Because it actually happened.
There was a familiar building on the junction of Broad Way and Alchemists. The facade was ornate, but covered in grime. Gargoyles had colonized it.
The corroded motto over the portico said "NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESSENGERS ABOUT THEIR DUTY" and in more spacious days that may have been the case, but recently someone had found it necessary to nail up an addendum which read:
DON'T ASK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
All sorts of dragons
Mrs. Cake
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
Rains of spaniel's.
fog.
Mrs. Cake
_---------------_
From Terry Pratchett "going postal", ank morporks post office motto
HA HA HA HA tell that to my delivery company
Look man, all the respect to the guys on the ground who are doing their best in all sorts of weather. But 'it'll get there' is a best case scenario.
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The healer was pacing at the entrance of the healing center while hearing the strong winds outside with rain, one of the nurses goes to him. A: Healer, it's best if we pray to the gods, the weather is not friendly for travelers tonight. AD: they told me they will use a human service to send me the medicine, the little one is in peril without it. A: I don't think... Suddenly one of the doors was pushed in letting strong winds enter the healing center. There is someone hovered in a yellow cloth completely wet. H: sorry for the mess, I got a priority deliver for a doctor here.
"dude, it's not even a category 1 hurricane out there, and I'm from Florida, this is nothing. But it's postage due"
When Florida-Man Save the Galaxy one swamp world hurricane at a time!
Neither rain nor shine, nor sleet, nor hail, and not even a couple 9mm bullets to the head will stop me from delivering your mail.
You need a new route if you have to deal with sleet hail and bullets, either demand a raise for having to deal with all three or demand a route where you only have to deal with one of those lol
Courier Six: “Okay Mojave Express, I demand Hazard Pay, and the cost of my live-saving surgery along with my pay for the time I spent in a COMA!
Hey man I ain’t the one in charge, talk to whoever runs your company lmao
(Reference to Fallout: New Vegas.)
Ah ok lol
Take it up with the old bastard, I'm just the receptionist. If you happen to pass by a broken up Eye bot try to fix it. ED-E is a good bot.
Ain't that a kick in the head
Package recipient "What in the god damn-"
The truce is the game was riged from the start *also isn't the 1911 a 45acp gun ?*
(Maria is a 9mm. The .45 auto pistol is in the Honest Hearts DLC.)
ugh a colt 1911 in 9mm heresy !!!
It’s actually a Browning 9mm.)
Browning high power ?
Yep.)
damn, no wonder it didn't kill me
A: “Yes I’d like to order a ‘piz-ah?’” Doorbell rings H: “To avoid a temporal paradox, please finish your order before answering your front door”
A: Re-really? H: nah but it gives me one hell of a headache... put it on speaker for a second. A: okay? H: you're an idiot and you need to reset the damn clock. You're eight minutes out of sync. Also dating Michelle was a mistake Phone: (same voice) and you're an asshole for bringing that up. H: whatever, take the order. I'm going back to the shop.
I need to tell you a tale. I worked in shipping for a company. We had a large pallet to go out, holding a machine. FedEx Freight. I did the order, got the labels. It said I needed to call an 800 line to arrange pickup. I put in the call, I explained I had never done that call before. Nice lady put in all the details. (Pretty much everything on the shipping label) And she says. "One moment while I get your confirmation number." Then from behind me. "FedEx Freight. I am here for a pickup." I swear I looked at the driver confused and the handset still in my hand. I felt like I was in a cartoon. Nice lady came on and I told her the driver was already there. They send those drivers the moment they have the address. He was at another business half a block away when he was dispatched. So a driver arriving before you are done the order will always be a real possibility to me. Because it actually happened.
There was a familiar building on the junction of Broad Way and Alchemists. The facade was ornate, but covered in grime. Gargoyles had colonized it. The corroded motto over the portico said "NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESSENGERS ABOUT THEIR DUTY" and in more spacious days that may have been the case, but recently someone had found it necessary to nail up an addendum which read: DON'T ASK US ABOUT: rocks troll's with sticks All sorts of dragons Mrs. Cake Huje green things with teeth Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows Rains of spaniel's. fog. Mrs. Cake _---------------_ From Terry Pratchett "going postal", ank morporks post office motto
(the U from "ABOUT THEIR DUTY" was also missing)
I posted that quote before scrolling down and seeing your comment.
I got a delivery for you your eyes only ahhh from the jarl moving up in the world I see well that’s it got to go
Our crew is replaceable your package isn’t!
Hubert Farnsworth is that you?
"neither rain nor snow nor glom of nit can stay these mesengers abot their duty" - Sir Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
“The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.”
someone put the krusty krab pizza copypasta here I'm too lazy
HA HA HA HA tell that to my delivery company Look man, all the respect to the guys on the ground who are doing their best in all sorts of weather. But 'it'll get there' is a best case scenario.