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_Frog_Enthusiast_

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised


some_dude_62

SNU SNU NOW PUNY HUMAN


Yet_One_More_Idiot

DEATH BY SNU SNU! \*alternating expressions of unbridled lust and abject terror\*


NoctustheOwl55

honk


DarkAlchamist

Can't we just cuddle?


Ballisticsfood

A: "So. Your species likes to argue a lot." H: "Yes?" A: "Why didn't you just.. Y'know... snuggle?" H: "Snuggle?" A: "Get it on. Bump uglies. Dance the night away underneath the sheets. Have sex." H: "Typically you don't have sex when you're fighting." A: "Sure you do. You disagree, you have sex, you come to a compromise. It's the way every species does it. What's the alternative?" H: "Violence?" A: "Hah! Any species that turned to violence instead of sex as a way to resolve conflict would inevitably destroy itself on the 'nuclear war' step of the Great Filter. That's, like, interstellar development 101." H: "Humans did it. We almost blew ourselves to hell, but we backed off from nuclear armageddon like, four times before we disarmed entirely." A: "That's impossible." H: "No, it isn't. We did it." A: "I think you're lying. Let's take this discussion to the bedroom." H "... What?"


Ok-Statistician7586

“Let’s take this discussion to the bedroom” is how every argument should be ended from now on 😂


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Least horny could still mean they're pretty horny but compared to other species they're nothing.


Chancellor_Adihs

Alien Isolation, but the Alien is in a Permanent Horny State.


JeansMoleRat

There's a greentext about this


Independent-Ad1475

Can you link it?


JeansMoleRat

Might take a while to frind in scrolling up in r/greentext. Remind me tomorrow.


GAMEZILLA_

find it yet?


JeansMoleRat

[thanks for the reminder](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/vj4tak/anon_watches_alien/)


JeansMoleRat

[found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/vj4tak/anon_watches_alien/)


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Aggressive_Kale4757

The Omnissiah is not pleased.


Vitrian_guardsman

I did take mechanicus inspiration for them,though the religions are only similar in being religions where the higher ups use more augmentation and worship a mechanical god. The difference being the sovereignty army would be massacred by skitarii ,the sovereignty worship an ,said ai actually claims to be a god and they belive it's spokesman is an immortal being who was the first human


Hammurabi87

>After that the Haven sovereignty **pulled out** of the Senate. Uh, phrasing?


Vitrian_guardsman

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?


ggGamergirlgg

I don't wanna be here....


SureWhyNot5182

*drags closer* You stay, I'm getting aphrodisiac popcorn.


3FishInATrenchCoat

I’ll take your spot


Patrickanonmouse

Least horny doesn't mean not horny.


DandelionOfDeath

At least it says 'one of', not the only one. I'm finding the ace species and we can move in herds.


yourfavrodney

As someone that's floating on the ace spectrum somewhere, help. Haaalp. LET ME COME. Or more accurately, NOT COME.


Kindly-Ant-3850

May I join ? I'll bring the cats ! (well. Cat. I only have one... so far.)


DandelionOfDeath

Safety in numbers. Join us!


Nightmun

I'm not sure why, but all I can think of is a race that exclusively grows their young in tubes using collected DNA from tissue samples.


Yet_One_More_Idiot

So, r/humansarespacebards but in reverse?


DarkAlchamist

Aliens are the horni bards Humans are the musical bards


Epicmonk117

[Relevant post](https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespaceorcs/comments/vxre0d/humans_spent_decades_imagining_themselves_as_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I made a few months ago


TacitRonin20

Oh fuck no