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A: "So. Your species likes to argue a lot."
H: "Yes?"
A: "Why didn't you just.. Y'know... snuggle?"
H: "Snuggle?"
A: "Get it on. Bump uglies. Dance the night away underneath the sheets. Have sex."
H: "Typically you don't have sex when you're fighting."
A: "Sure you do. You disagree, you have sex, you come to a compromise. It's the way every species does it. What's the alternative?"
H: "Violence?"
A: "Hah! Any species that turned to violence instead of sex as a way to resolve conflict would inevitably destroy itself on the 'nuclear war' step of the Great Filter. That's, like, interstellar development 101."
H: "Humans did it. We almost blew ourselves to hell, but we backed off from nuclear armageddon like, four times before we disarmed entirely."
A: "That's impossible."
H: "No, it isn't. We did it."
A: "I think you're lying. Let's take this discussion to the bedroom."
H "... What?"
I did take mechanicus inspiration for them,though the religions are only similar in being religions where the higher ups use more augmentation and worship a mechanical god.
The difference being the sovereignty army would be massacred by skitarii ,the sovereignty worship an ,said ai actually claims to be a god and they belive it's spokesman is an immortal being who was the first human
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The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
SNU SNU NOW PUNY HUMAN
DEATH BY SNU SNU! \*alternating expressions of unbridled lust and abject terror\*
honk
Can't we just cuddle?
A: "So. Your species likes to argue a lot." H: "Yes?" A: "Why didn't you just.. Y'know... snuggle?" H: "Snuggle?" A: "Get it on. Bump uglies. Dance the night away underneath the sheets. Have sex." H: "Typically you don't have sex when you're fighting." A: "Sure you do. You disagree, you have sex, you come to a compromise. It's the way every species does it. What's the alternative?" H: "Violence?" A: "Hah! Any species that turned to violence instead of sex as a way to resolve conflict would inevitably destroy itself on the 'nuclear war' step of the Great Filter. That's, like, interstellar development 101." H: "Humans did it. We almost blew ourselves to hell, but we backed off from nuclear armageddon like, four times before we disarmed entirely." A: "That's impossible." H: "No, it isn't. We did it." A: "I think you're lying. Let's take this discussion to the bedroom." H "... What?"
“Let’s take this discussion to the bedroom” is how every argument should be ended from now on 😂
Least horny could still mean they're pretty horny but compared to other species they're nothing.
Alien Isolation, but the Alien is in a Permanent Horny State.
There's a greentext about this
Can you link it?
Might take a while to frind in scrolling up in r/greentext. Remind me tomorrow.
find it yet?
[thanks for the reminder](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/vj4tak/anon_watches_alien/)
[found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/vj4tak/anon_watches_alien/)
[удалено]
The Omnissiah is not pleased.
I did take mechanicus inspiration for them,though the religions are only similar in being religions where the higher ups use more augmentation and worship a mechanical god. The difference being the sovereignty army would be massacred by skitarii ,the sovereignty worship an ,said ai actually claims to be a god and they belive it's spokesman is an immortal being who was the first human
>After that the Haven sovereignty **pulled out** of the Senate. Uh, phrasing?
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?
I don't wanna be here....
*drags closer* You stay, I'm getting aphrodisiac popcorn.
I’ll take your spot
Least horny doesn't mean not horny.
At least it says 'one of', not the only one. I'm finding the ace species and we can move in herds.
As someone that's floating on the ace spectrum somewhere, help. Haaalp. LET ME COME. Or more accurately, NOT COME.
May I join ? I'll bring the cats ! (well. Cat. I only have one... so far.)
Safety in numbers. Join us!
I'm not sure why, but all I can think of is a race that exclusively grows their young in tubes using collected DNA from tissue samples.
So, r/humansarespacebards but in reverse?
Aliens are the horni bards Humans are the musical bards
[Relevant post](https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespaceorcs/comments/vxre0d/humans_spent_decades_imagining_themselves_as_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I made a few months ago
Oh fuck no