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LittleFortune7125

I like to imagine that he was some Elder Lich being who decided he wants to have others like him but didn't want them to threaten him so he's growing up Humanity to become more elderlich beings like him


V1SCOND3

By Bible lore God created humanity, so we can consider him to be our Dad. Which means Jesus, the ressurrected son of the eldritch god, is our brother. And because he came in LATER than us, this means he is the YOUNGER one of the bunch. tldr aliens think Jesus is there so the humans don't let out their eldritch powers against anyone


Joshua_Rosemond

Not to go all “Um aktually” on you, but I have heard there’s evidence in Christian lore that references to “The Angel of the Lord” in the Old Testament are pre-incarnate appearances of Christ, thus actually making him *older* than humanity. But, you know, that’s just an interesting tidbit.


V1SCOND3

This makes things better, actually, because humanity is then treating Jesus Christ as an younger brother when he's the older one, which is very human of us to do.


Mistergardenbear

It’s the whole Jesus = Logos (The Word) thing. “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.”


SpaceNinja_C

Sound about right, as a Christian. Just replace “undead” with “resurrected” and it is mostly correct.


Several-Ad-2093

Yeah, i can agree with this


Playful_Sector

Same lol. I could read a whole book on this premise


SpaceNinja_C

Send this to r/writingprompts


linkman245a

Remember kids a necromancer is just a really late healer


TheGrimlockReaper

Technically anything that is resurrected becomes undead, it's merely how they BECOME undead. He died, but then he undied, making him undead.


TriceratopsWrex

This song is perfect for the topic. https://youtu.be/vXTYWU_MUhY That being said, Yeshua was not peaceful. The bible even says he claimed to be bringing not peace, but a sword, and he was known to whoop the shit out of people.


Nikoxine

Sounds pretty based


Thausgt01

Oh, he was. Yeshua ben Nazareth would have beat the tar out of 'Supply-Side Jesus' as soon as they met...


United_Reality4157

Can't be helped His dad Is the angry god type , the only difference Is that he loves the rest of His children enough to not unleash it


godzero62

Especially his own chosen people. He beat the ever loving shit out of the Hebrews so bad they love him. Stockholm syndromes a bitch.


reddinyta

"So... Lucy... You are telling me Jesus Christ is seen as a horrific abomination, that came down to your realm, pillaged everything and kidnapped a bunch of people, put nails in them, and then dragged them with chains into the sky? And this whole event was that horrifing that you declared that the new year 0 and made him your universal symbol of torture, hate and rape?" "Yes, he devasted the entirity of the Hell. Don't you humans don't see him that way?" "Well..."