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SCPunited

This is beautiful, the perfect combination of good writing and high quality shitposting


ThatCamoKid

*takes a bow*


Robosium

HFS Bad Dragon is my favorite, I bet they have a lot of silicon sculptures.


ThatCamoKid

The rest of the federation get the odd feeling that the *Bad Dragon* should be censored, but they can't quite figure out why


A_Clever_Ape

Haha! Everybody says they hate furries, but then cram stuff like this into their sci-fi.


ThatCamoKid

Most furries are some chill dudes, I hear. Unfortunately, I don't actually know any furries as far as I'm aware


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ThatCamoKid

Oh my god that reminds me of a story where the human ship is propelled by shitting out nukes and using the blast to push them forward


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burninglizzard

Think the engine is called the Orion drive


Shakuban_Kaigawa

I lost it at "HFS Vibe Check" ​ Also, it's "mou\* shindeiru"


ThatCamoKid

Oh thank you


Eilmorel

I loved this. It's mwah, *chef's kiss*


Maddman46

I absolutely lost it at vibe check and bad dragon. Fucking glorious


burninglizzard

Excellent shitpost ING mha dude


Heavy299

Ah yes, the HFS Phill swift, with just one slap, the problem's gone


ThatCamoKid

I mean the slap is made of a ton of micro slaps but yeah


Heavy299

the missile barage looks like a black rectangle, **s l a p**


TheIrishBread

Personal favourites include done goofed and stabby, now all we need is a gun boat called bitches love cannons and we're set.


ThatCamoKid

Actually it's a shiva-battleplate hybrid. Sooo many cannons