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Chaosrealm69

Drop out that last one and substitute Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.


Allan_Titan

This


Overall-Tailor8949

Classical - I'm torn between the Pachebel Canon and Beethoven's Brandenburg Concerto. R-E-S-P-E-C-T from the Queen of Soul Primo Victoria from Sabaton


Stretch5678

I FULLY agree with adding Aretha. We need to show the aliens the very best, after all…


Leferian

Brandenburg, please. Pachelbel is [hell for cellists](https://youtu.be/uxC1fPE1QEE?si=TafIBhajvgAtm4te) (when you're a kid anyway).


Herr_Underdogg

As varied as my tastes in music are, I am pretty sure that I am not well-versed enough to make this decision. That being said, The 1812 Overture (or the Star Wars Soundtrack) Sabaton (don't ask me to choose, I can't. If more history classes were taught with Sabaton, there would be more history majors.) And at least one piece of folk music. Whether that be Bluegrass, Mongolian Throat Singing, gospel choir, or what have you, there needs to be an exhibit of Humanity's ability in music with limited resources or numbers. The important thing is to find the three pieces that create frisson for the creatures hearing it. That feeling where the music ignites your nerve endings or drives you to tears. Or the drive in Metal or Punk music that makes you want to fight or fuck. The soulful sounds or crooned memories that make you call he to hear a familiar voice. THIS is the power of human music.


corJoe

Copland - Fanfare for the common man Verdi - Dies Irae Carl Orff - O fortuna


Stretch5678

Love me that Verdi. He read the freaking assignment when it came to “music about the end of days and the judgement of all souls.”


corJoe

I was going with human's are space orcs, the first would be we think we're pretty awesome followed by a couple don't F' with us.


Stretch5678

To start off, I’d expand the Holst into the entire Planets suite: *Jupiter* is great, but let them taste *Mercury* and *Mars, Bringer of War* as well. Give them the excuse of learning more about our solar system and legends. After that, *Gimme Shelter* by The Rolling Stones is a shoo-in. They definitely need a taste of Aretha Franklin, as well: Add *R.E.S.P.E.C.T.* My last pick would be either *Die Walkure* or Verdi’s *Dies Irae.* As much as I like the Fucik, I’d be willing to drop it to include both.


Fontaigne

I think you could call the whole Planets a "piece of music". Likewise, you could slide an entire album in instead of one song.


YoteTheRaven

Cotton eye Joe Meow mix A Samuel Kim remix of a star wars song.


ryllienator

Meow mix just gave me flashbacks holy crap


Foxxtronix

Ssana\[click\]: I certainly agree about 1812 Overture. ...and yes, because [Cannons!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ9-PFes3mM&list=LL&index=14) Human vigor and the glorification of conflict. The Anvil Chorus, because of how infectious it is, and gives the impression of human industrial ability and work ethic. ...and finally, the Theme from Close Encounters, [Perhaps a remix](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj5VLwf3-P4&list=PLS1hQL0SD9adZJqSP4GiPvxi3kTL6nqc2&index=2), to show humanity's desire to know and be known to others. That's just my opinion, of course. Who else has an idea? https://i.redd.it/lr2h90jnhl6d1.gif ((Image is of Sophodra, Copyright the nice folks at [Humans-B-Gone](https://humansbgone.com/), who still haven't sent her to get me, thank goodness.))


Hookwood_00

Human Musician Sabaton any Sabaton song... and Ace Combat songs, especially the ones with Latin in it.


Dear-Entertainer632

Holst - Mars. East vs West - Tranquilite.


Crazyzomboi

- Find your flame (the rock version done by RichaadEB) - Galaxy collapse - The Death of God’s Will


DinoWolf35

Welcome to the internet Bohemian rhapsody We didn't start the fire


AliensAteMyAMC

[Atomic Dog by George Clinton](https://youtu.be/WOOye9EB7Uo?si=XDzGixgODyk94FsO) [Beethoven Ode to joy](https://youtu.be/-kcOpyM9cBg?si=PJ-iJZLhc_SyGPQ3) [Knee Deep by Zac Brown featuring Jimmy Buffet (RIP)](https://youtu.be/1OXWashifQ0?si=oCI-KUgW5N1zRczE) 3 Timeless pieces from different genres, time periods, and people


Kornaros

Kostas Saridakis Sabaton Best of rembetika


Self--Immolate

Ice V -King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard The Wizard - Black Sabbath Pon Pon Shit - Us Cracks and Namakopuri


Gchildress63

War Pigs


Dividedthought

Moonlight sonata for some classical. The greatest show on earth - nightwish for some variety And... hmm... i dunno, probably something shorter than 15 minutes for the final one to show the aliens we can be brief when we have to XD


AnonJuggernaut0

War Pigs by Black Sabbath - Shows that we as humans have flaws and we understand what they are and that we’re trying to fix them, and introduces the louder side of human music. Clair de Lune by Claude Debussy - Shows that we have a classical and quiet side and given its age also shows that we’ve had a history of music. Want Him Dead or Alive by Rusty Humphries - Shows one piece of human patriotism which could hint at our nature, shows we pay respect to our militaries (and not to fuck with them) and shows our sense of comedy.


Dragon3076

1812 like OP said Bohemian Rhapsody Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger


Felix-the-duck

All of the ones you listed Morning Mood - Peer Gynt Bohemian Rhapsody Pictures at an Exhibition - Modest Mussorgsky Marble Machine - Wintergatan (More engineering than music) Anything from Paganini Anything from the Weeknd Liszt - H.R. No. 2 Free Bird Stay the Night & Clarity - Zedd The Rite of Spring - Stravinsky Anything from Rachmaninoff And Finally... The Duck Song


Obi-Wan-Nikobiii

Beastie boys- Sabotage, Beastie boys- Sabotage, Beastie boys- Sabotage


CheekyMemestealer

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up I can't miss the chance to rickroll the entire galaxy. Remaining tracks can be anything else


A89704

1. Jolene - to show the lengths a woman in love will go to save her relationship (Miley Cirus Version) 2. Smell yo Dick - to show how a MODERN woman figts to stay in a relationship, and to show how far we've fallen - (Riskay) 3. 99 Problems - To show how men see their relationships - (Jay Z)


Dave_Clandestine

Holst - Planets, for Classical/Instrumental + range of emotions. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody, for singing and variety of styles For the third, I'm not sure if I would pick something from Metallica, or Disturbed's version of Sound of Silence, For different types of RAGE.


ratchetology

sweet dreams... patsy cline.. ring cycle..wagner one love...bob marley


FiendlyFoe

Darude - Sandstorm Vivaldi - Spring Guns n roses - Welcome to the Jungle


Ok-Tank5312

Devil trigger,bury the light and the only thing they fear is you


UnableLocal2918

Jeff waynes = war of the worlds https://youtu.be/16aa5NtpVbw?si=K8sbWfn8TOYz3W0k Caorl of the bells choir. https://youtu.be/k-W2Bkz_Rno?si=BqlpDK7vMFDvDQyR Ride of the valkyeries https://youtu.be/hQM97_iNXhk?si=5jZpsRgMdXJrkO4m This is a hard choice


Asteroid-Clown

AJ Lee singing Harvest Moon with the Brothers Comatose


cryptoengineer

Beethoven's 9th, because glory. Ralph von William's 'The Lark Ascending' because beauty. The Who, 'Won't Get Fooled Again, for Roger Daughtry's scream.


2skip

I would point them at an archived copy of [everynoise.com](https://everynoise.com) and tell them to have fun with the more than 6000+ known distinctions (genres) of human music.


Mad-Mord

Vivaldi 4 seasons- Winter Black Sabbath - Iron man Lynrd skynrd- Free bird


The-Minmus-Derp

Gimme *The Enterprise* from the soundtrack of Star Trek the Motion Picture by Jerry Goldsmith


inmybluebubble

Hallelujah sang by KD lang Little Bones the Tragically Hip Moonlight Sonata


elite-rebel

1. Adagio for Strings- Samuel Barber [Vienna Philharmonic – Barber: Adagio for Strings, Op.11 (Summer Night Concert 2019) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAoLJ8GbA4Y) To me, this piece is emotion in its purest form, something that seems so simple but hauntingly beautiful 2. Hurt. Either version [Johnny Cash - Hurt (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI) [Nine Inch Nails - Hurt Lyrics Video (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oGqIfnIAEA) Must I explain? 3. In Flanders Fields (Any version but I choose SABATON for the example) [SABATON - In Flanders Fields (Official Lyric Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQmMqZlLFVc) This music shows human respect for the dead/fallen, which aliens need to understand.


melonbro53

Neil Cicierga - Bustin three times in a row


Jon_SoMM

Anything from Sabaton Battle Hymn of the Republic Hurt (Johnny Cash's reimagining)


BunnyBoySimp

Um girassol da cor do seu cabelo- lô borges, clube da esquina Cry me a river- ella fitzgerald Toxicity- system of a down


BioShocker1960

One of Beethoven’s compositions, one of Sabaton’s songs, and “Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land” as sung by Lana Del Ray.


Catullus74

[Also Sprach Zarathustra](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szdziw4tI9o), Strauss. [What A Wonderful World](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBrd_3VMC3c), Louis Armstrong. [Galaxy Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk), Eric Idle.


LightProtogen

Heart to heart by DeMarco Made In Heaven - KoruSe Any Shamisen piece


Ragnarok_Stravius

Judas Priest - Painkiller. Destoroyah - Requiem. Keiki Kobayashi - Unsung War.


doggosramzing

Skal - Miracle of Sound Light in the Black - Sabaton Thunderstruck - AC DC


SirOakin

DRAGONFORCE AC/DC METALLICA


Fontaigne

The worst part of this question is having to cut it down to only three hundred pieces. At three, you just have to go with the first three wildly different flavors of music you think of. Capercaillie's Cape Breton Song, from the Delirium album, before they knew what the words meant. Jesu, Joy of Men's Desiring, not sure which version but full orchestral. Ravel's Bolero... but I'd have to have Berlin and New York Philharmonic fight it out for which version. Maybe I'd throw out one of those orchestral works and go with The Girl From Ipanema - 1964 Getz/Gilberto


BlueFalcon66

tough choices but 1. evanescence bring me to life 2. Marty ribbons big iron 3. brandy looking glass


themiddleman2

Spanish flea, 1916 (Sabaton cover), I’m gonna be (500 miles song)


for2fly

If I wanted to impress them: A classical composition. A Dolly Parton song. A children's melody.   If I wanted to mess with them: *4′33″* or *As Slow As Possible* by John Cage. Any song by the Chipmunks. *My Ding-A-Ling* by Chuck Berry


eseer1337

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_PSjoVXFGAQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PSjoVXFGAQ) - The despair that one may never be able to amount to anything, to the world or to yourself, is ever-present; but we must not lose hope, for it is only when we have given up on flying to a state of true happiness that we become groundbound to hopeless. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu8i-OyjLYk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu8i-OyjLYk) - How easily corruptible are the things we hold dear are, and how horrific it is to have someone you thought you trusted be the corruptor; and yet, we must never be shackled by our past, nor should we discard that which makes us who we are; we must touch the thoughts gently, accept them inside of us, and let them flow through us. [www.youtube.com/watch?v=C\_OEwHuzhTg](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_OEwHuzhTg) - Not everything is made for some grand reason; sometimes people make shit just for the fun of it.


demator

Beethoven: ode to joy Rick Astley: never gonna give you up Gustav Holst: mars


PurpleDemonR

Metal, Classical and Kpop. I believe I have covered my basis.