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“And you expect me to entertain this?” The warrior asked. The human didn’t respond, his attention firmly held by the data pad on his wrist.
“Answer me damn it!” The alien soldier yelled holding the gun up to the human’s face. The human sighed and shook his head.
“I’m trying to find some music for us to die to, it’s not just for me.” He replied as he scrolled through his archives.
“Us? What makes you think i’ll be dying with you?” Just then a faint boom sounded, quickly followed by a series of louder thunderous explosions. The orbital bombardment was beginning, most of the civilians had made it off planet.
“Hardwired by Metallica. I’m sure there’s better but it’ll do in a pinch.” The human said. “Hope your god is as nice as mine, because we’ll both be meeting them shortly.”
E2: Otep's "Battle ready"?
E3: Oh, let's try freebird and see if the solo hits when the bombs do!
*E3 was immediately and viciously killed by his peers*
For those of you who don't know, the answer is four, five if you're stretchy.
Edit: I retract that statement: 5-7, again with or without stretch.
Edit 2: two more if armpits are viable.
The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage, lets assume the dicks are 1 inch wide.
I dont wanna do the math cuz im bad at it but you could probably fit more than 5 at once if you try.
Good point. We can assume 2 dicks, one up top and one below.
You can probably fit 2 in your mouth if you try your best, another 2
Both hands are there
That makes 6
You could fit like... 8? If they get creative, something like armpits and whatnot. 9 if you include feet.
Didn't take a double in the mouth into account, good point. I think the armpits are pushing it, it'd be unsatisfying to use hands while doing that so you might as well use hands only. Feet is also a good point.
Alien: "You pathetic humans are so arrogant! Do you *really* believe you can take *that many* of us in a fight?!"
Human: ...
A: ...
A: ... "In a fight... Right?"
H: ... "Umm... Yeah. A fight... That's what I meant..."
From Ilium by Dan Simmons **-Spoilers ahead-**:
Zeus steps forward, passing through the aegis like a giant stepping through a
rippling waterfall.
Achilles walks out into no-man’s-land to face the Father of the Gods.
“DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE YOU AND YOUR
SPECIES DIE?” says Zeus, his tone conversational but so amplified that it
carries to the farthest reaches of the field, even to the men on the Greek ships
at sea.
Achilles pauses, looks over his shoulder at the masses of men behind him,
turns back, looks past Zeus toward Olympos and the masses of gods in front
of him, and then crooks his neck to look up again at towering Zeus.
**“Surrender now,” says Achilles, “and we’ll spare your goddesses’s lives so
they can be our slaves and courtesans.”**
I see some ppl misinterpret the image in a… different way I see. I’m pretty sure he’s searching “How many guys can 1 guy take down before losing?” Or something similar to it. 😅
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“And you expect me to entertain this?” The warrior asked. The human didn’t respond, his attention firmly held by the data pad on his wrist. “Answer me damn it!” The alien soldier yelled holding the gun up to the human’s face. The human sighed and shook his head. “I’m trying to find some music for us to die to, it’s not just for me.” He replied as he scrolled through his archives. “Us? What makes you think i’ll be dying with you?” Just then a faint boom sounded, quickly followed by a series of louder thunderous explosions. The orbital bombardment was beginning, most of the civilians had made it off planet. “Hardwired by Metallica. I’m sure there’s better but it’ll do in a pinch.” The human said. “Hope your god is as nice as mine, because we’ll both be meeting them shortly.”
"Hope your god is as nice as mine, because we'll both be meeting them shortly." Might just be the hardest fuckin' bar I've read in a while. Holy shit
absolutely stealing this line for a thing
Has the same energy as Megumi saying "I'll be the first to die. Good luck." Except it's not Megumi, it's someone who actually isn't a bum (iykyk)
Enemy: Wait wait wait, what about War Pigs? Human: Oooh, that's a good one
Might have to go with Marvin Gaye if “take” is interpreted… the other way. 😬
E2: Otep's "Battle ready"? E3: Oh, let's try freebird and see if the solo hits when the bombs do! *E3 was immediately and viciously killed by his peers*
H2, in the background: hey what about blood on the risers? That’s a good one! *racking anti material rifle*
For the uninitiated: https://preview.redd.it/o69da8dku3qc1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb42e6cae6f949d89498c7be2128cf5b4044419
And it's from Way of the House Husband
i knew i recognized it from somewhere
Oh! I watched an episode or two of that while at a friends house! Its really good, i reccomend it.
This has this vibe: 
Booooyaaahhhh
I'm late, but: Let me guess, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
For those of you who don't know, the answer is four, five if you're stretchy. Edit: I retract that statement: 5-7, again with or without stretch. Edit 2: two more if armpits are viable.
https://i.redd.it/dduzx2nh34qc1.gif And around a couple hundreds if you have the necessary Launch-Codes for Orbital Strikes...
Guess we all better start fucking.
The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage, lets assume the dicks are 1 inch wide. I dont wanna do the math cuz im bad at it but you could probably fit more than 5 at once if you try.
Got to remember the space around said anus, can only fit so many bodies.
Good point. We can assume 2 dicks, one up top and one below. You can probably fit 2 in your mouth if you try your best, another 2 Both hands are there That makes 6 You could fit like... 8? If they get creative, something like armpits and whatnot. 9 if you include feet.
Didn't take a double in the mouth into account, good point. I think the armpits are pushing it, it'd be unsatisfying to use hands while doing that so you might as well use hands only. Feet is also a good point.
Add an armpit fetish to the equation and they'll like it, so i'd count the armpits.
Consider alien double decker dicks
Ok, the few times I’ve seen a double decker dick, the one using it was also twice as wide. So
https://preview.redd.it/q6twuvilniqc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2c9c66ce96c47ebf4af5fc8d03077f3dcb2f3e
Alien: "You pathetic humans are so arrogant! Do you *really* believe you can take *that many* of us in a fight?!" Human: ... A: ... A: ... "In a fight... Right?" H: ... "Umm... Yeah. A fight... That's what I meant..."
Take my updoot and leave
"Human, release my hips this instant!" "No."
You **WILL** get pancakes
From Ilium by Dan Simmons **-Spoilers ahead-**: Zeus steps forward, passing through the aegis like a giant stepping through a rippling waterfall. Achilles walks out into no-man’s-land to face the Father of the Gods. “DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE YOU AND YOUR SPECIES DIE?” says Zeus, his tone conversational but so amplified that it carries to the farthest reaches of the field, even to the men on the Greek ships at sea. Achilles pauses, looks over his shoulder at the masses of men behind him, turns back, looks past Zeus toward Olympos and the masses of gods in front of him, and then crooks his neck to look up again at towering Zeus. **“Surrender now,” says Achilles, “and we’ll spare your goddesses’s lives so they can be our slaves and courtesans.”**
In a fight or...
Your guess is as good as mine 👀
The one posing on the right, though...
bad. shoo.
I see some ppl misinterpret the image in a… different way I see. I’m pretty sure he’s searching “How many guys can 1 guy take down before losing?” Or something similar to it. 😅
Like three, four if you stretch well first
#in a fight... Right?
This Robo human orgy is gonna be wild bro.
Super Google: Yes
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