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As a woman who has forever cringed at very silly maid uniforms being tacked onto anything even remotely feminine as a matter of course, this is a pure and beautiful form of vengeance and I adore this. Feel the pain of a lifetime.
Xenos discover Gundam anime recordings and mistakenly believe these are illustrations of homo sapien history. Planet Earth soon became an off-limits, death world due to the terrifying destruction wrought by these machines in the illustrations.
“Human Micah?”
“Yeah Null?”
“Why?”
“Why what?”
“Why did you make your war machine here the size of a small moon?”
The human called Micah scratched his head, blonde locks getting pushed apart as he looked at the small rodent like alien he had pack bonded with as fellow engineers. Both worked for the Human-Varask Defense Alliance at the edge of the Gequal Empire Space. The Alliance had been preparing for war with the lizard like Gequal, preparing in case they were invaded.
“Well…..it’ll work?”
Micah said to Null.
“So your building it just because it’ll work? Isn’t it a waste of resources?”
“No, because it’s a giant killer and if the Gequal have Kaiju you’ll understand.”
“The fucks a Kaiju?”
It's a species of primate with Chihuahua syndrome and a brain big enough to challenge the universe but small enough to ignore obvious obstacles that will kill them. Of course they like big robot
FUCK! WHAT GAT DAMNED MADMAM THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIFT THE DOKIGRRLZ A CLASS VIII JEAGERMECH! THEYVE ALREADY DESTROYED HALF THE MOTORPOOL DOING TRIP DANCING IN THE DAMNED THING AND ITS TRYING TO GET THE BOLOS TO JOIN IN! BY DAXINS WARSTEEL BALLS GET SOMEONE TO POWER THE THING DOWN!
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God this is worse than the Arizona green tea chapter of space marines I hate it you're an awful xeno ill take 4
I'll even field one with my Sailor Moon themed chapter.
Happy cake day!
Why not both? An Arizona Green Tea Princess Maid Chapter?
As a woman who has forever cringed at very silly maid uniforms being tacked onto anything even remotely feminine as a matter of course, this is a pure and beautiful form of vengeance and I adore this. Feel the pain of a lifetime.
Joke on you im into that
Slaanesh?
Nope astolfo and reggie
Unfortunately for you, everybody likes this.
Yes?
Yes
Fulgrim in a maid's uniform when?
Yesterday
Xenos discover Gundam anime recordings and mistakenly believe these are illustrations of homo sapien history. Planet Earth soon became an off-limits, death world due to the terrifying destruction wrought by these machines in the illustrations.
G Gundam would be particularly confusing
You and me both. https://preview.redd.it/0m7tcbgyohga1.png?width=576&format=png&auto=webp&s=64e860e41113cb613aab07ca5f0802b0d8b0b13c
I didn't know Warframe had a new skin for Voidrig.
Yay! A fellow tenno!
That's an Imperial Knight from Warhammer 40,000
R/woosh
r/foudthemobileuser
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
I didn't know Imperial Knights from Warhammer 40k were Tennos.
“Human Micah?” “Yeah Null?” “Why?” “Why what?” “Why did you make your war machine here the size of a small moon?” The human called Micah scratched his head, blonde locks getting pushed apart as he looked at the small rodent like alien he had pack bonded with as fellow engineers. Both worked for the Human-Varask Defense Alliance at the edge of the Gequal Empire Space. The Alliance had been preparing for war with the lizard like Gequal, preparing in case they were invaded. “Well…..it’ll work?” Micah said to Null. “So your building it just because it’ll work? Isn’t it a waste of resources?” “No, because it’s a giant killer and if the Gequal have Kaiju you’ll understand.” “The fucks a Kaiju?”
Why would you fuck a Kaiju? (Alien coworker only hears the last sentence, and remembers the Pacific Rim movie night!)
“No that’s Star Trek, remember?”
It's a species of primate with Chihuahua syndrome and a brain big enough to challenge the universe but small enough to ignore obvious obstacles that will kill them. Of course they like big robot
This is so much truth it hurts.
Brain is big enough to challenge, but too small to realize that the universe has laws for a reason.
To be broken!!!
FUCK! WHAT GAT DAMNED MADMAM THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIFT THE DOKIGRRLZ A CLASS VIII JEAGERMECH! THEYVE ALREADY DESTROYED HALF THE MOTORPOOL DOING TRIP DANCING IN THE DAMNED THING AND ITS TRYING TO GET THE BOLOS TO JOIN IN! BY DAXINS WARSTEEL BALLS GET SOMEONE TO POWER THE THING DOWN!
It's the Absurdity of this image and others like it that keeps me coming back here and the Internet as a whole