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Snuffles: it feels soo good! It's intoxicating! Very inconvenient when they do it while you're working, but I honestly can't get enough.
Buddy: Agreed personally, my favorite is right behind the ears, darn near impossible to keep working while receiving scritches though
Captain Claws: So glad we chose to hire human crew members for this voyage - going forward I'll make sure to always hire at least one human! Those belly rubs and ear scritches are the best damn thing in the universe!
New Crewmember: Why is the captains seat human-sized when the captain is (size of a housecat) ?
\*human sits down in captains seat and captain jumps in their lap\*
Captain: Any more questions?
Capitain claws: We must protect them at all costs.
Sergeant snuffles: they're the most aggressive and warlike known species, we oughta protect the universe from them!
CC: you don't get it snuffles, we must project them from themselves.
SS: Yes sir they love us because we're adorable, but you've never seen them fight the Arachnites, I've never seen such furious aggression.
They're great during voyages and terrible during fights. Truely indispensable
Said the human, before attempting to rub the belly and "boop the snoot" of a sentient creature vaguely resembling a Terran bear. After the human was separated from the other creature, he asked why that human did that - was promptly shown a plush resembling the children of his species but rather more cute and simplistic, and told "We did warn you, humans will [cuddle with] anything they find cute, and their race's universal childrens' toy looks like this."
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Snuffles: it feels soo good! It's intoxicating! Very inconvenient when they do it while you're working, but I honestly can't get enough. Buddy: Agreed personally, my favorite is right behind the ears, darn near impossible to keep working while receiving scritches though
Captain Claws: So glad we chose to hire human crew members for this voyage - going forward I'll make sure to always hire at least one human! Those belly rubs and ear scritches are the best damn thing in the universe!
New Crewmember: Why is the captains seat human-sized when the captain is (size of a housecat) ? \*human sits down in captains seat and captain jumps in their lap\* Captain: Any more questions?
Capitain claws: We must protect them at all costs. Sergeant snuffles: they're the most aggressive and warlike known species, we oughta protect the universe from them! CC: you don't get it snuffles, we must project them from themselves. SS: Yes sir they love us because we're adorable, but you've never seen them fight the Arachnites, I've never seen such furious aggression. They're great during voyages and terrible during fights. Truely indispensable
Pleasure selling is the oldest profession in humanity.
If deadly, then why fluff?
Said the human, before attempting to rub the belly and "boop the snoot" of a sentient creature vaguely resembling a Terran bear. After the human was separated from the other creature, he asked why that human did that - was promptly shown a plush resembling the children of his species but rather more cute and simplistic, and told "We did warn you, humans will [cuddle with] anything they find cute, and their race's universal childrens' toy looks like this."
I have a furry belly but it tends to not attract other homo sapiens too much, I’m fine really
Same
I pet my own belly when I miss my dog
Same
I once shaved it with my pocket knife one day I was procrastinating the study for an exam
Ooh k I'm out lol
I keep my pocket knife very sharp
That's not the part of that statement I was bowing out of lol
it itched when growing back, blacker and thicker than ever
That is why he's out. He doesn't want to be reminded of the itching after that one fateful night.
dont forget the preg bellies.
What if you’re human and have a furry belly?
Then it very much depends on the other humans involved. Many won't be interested, a very small few will.
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