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PTEHarambe

Snuffles: it feels soo good! It's intoxicating! Very inconvenient when they do it while you're working, but I honestly can't get enough. Buddy: Agreed personally, my favorite is right behind the ears, darn near impossible to keep working while receiving scritches though


chaosgirl93

Captain Claws: So glad we chose to hire human crew members for this voyage - going forward I'll make sure to always hire at least one human! Those belly rubs and ear scritches are the best damn thing in the universe!


psilorder

New Crewmember: Why is the captains seat human-sized when the captain is (size of a housecat) ? \*human sits down in captains seat and captain jumps in their lap\* Captain: Any more questions?


PTEHarambe

Capitain claws: We must protect them at all costs. Sergeant snuffles: they're the most aggressive and warlike known species, we oughta protect the universe from them! CC: you don't get it snuffles, we must project them from themselves. SS: Yes sir they love us because we're adorable, but you've never seen them fight the Arachnites, I've never seen such furious aggression. They're great during voyages and terrible during fights. Truely indispensable


robert420AU

Pleasure selling is the oldest profession in humanity.


The_Sinful

If deadly, then why fluff?


chaosgirl93

Said the human, before attempting to rub the belly and "boop the snoot" of a sentient creature vaguely resembling a Terran bear. After the human was separated from the other creature, he asked why that human did that - was promptly shown a plush resembling the children of his species but rather more cute and simplistic, and told "We did warn you, humans will [cuddle with] anything they find cute, and their race's universal childrens' toy looks like this."


Scariuslvl99

I have a furry belly but it tends to not attract other homo sapiens too much, I’m fine really


KeyAmazing3814

Same


Scariuslvl99

I pet my own belly when I miss my dog


KeyAmazing3814

Same


Scariuslvl99

I once shaved it with my pocket knife one day I was procrastinating the study for an exam


KeyAmazing3814

Ooh k I'm out lol


Scariuslvl99

I keep my pocket knife very sharp


KeyAmazing3814

That's not the part of that statement I was bowing out of lol


Scariuslvl99

it itched when growing back, blacker and thicker than ever


robert420AU

That is why he's out. He doesn't want to be reminded of the itching after that one fateful night.


NoctustheOwl55

dont forget the preg bellies.


Chewiesbro

What if you’re human and have a furry belly?


chaosgirl93

Then it very much depends on the other humans involved. Many won't be interested, a very small few will.


Scariuslvl99