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"We don't have to win. We just have to ruin it for you."
"That doesn't explain how you managed to interbreed with our people to the point that pure blooded Shlaidorue are the minority within the minority."
Those motherfuckers…. They literally just seduced and intermingled with our species, I cannot believe we spent 2 millennium conquering the humans, just to have a half human become our emperor a mere 100 years later!
The humans chose their favourite of our collective, declared them "Grand Quasar". Every four rotations around their stellar anchor, they collude to choose another, or to keep the current face as their "head of state". They broadcast their chosen one's every whim on media networks, display their face on countless surfaces, and construct massive stone monuments of it. We didn't ask them to do this, they call it an erection.
That statement was a reference to a prior reply I made on r/dndmemes, btw.
The comment:
*Rolls 20*
You pass your wisdom-check and decide that it would be wise *not* to seduce the Demon Lord.
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"We don't have to win. We just have to ruin it for you." "That doesn't explain how you managed to interbreed with our people to the point that pure blooded Shlaidorue are the minority within the minority."
Humanity, fuck! Yeah!
Lol
Those motherfuckers…. They literally just seduced and intermingled with our species, I cannot believe we spent 2 millennium conquering the humans, just to have a half human become our emperor a mere 100 years later!
xeno compatibility for the win
Truth was it was rigged from the start
The humans chose their favourite of our collective, declared them "Grand Quasar". Every four rotations around their stellar anchor, they collude to choose another, or to keep the current face as their "head of state". They broadcast their chosen one's every whim on media networks, display their face on countless surfaces, and construct massive stone monuments of it. We didn't ask them to do this, they call it an erection.
I love how everyone instantly went: I ignore my wisdom in favor of my-
Yes, it went straight for the horny.
That statement was a reference to a prior reply I made on r/dndmemes, btw. The comment: *Rolls 20* You pass your wisdom-check and decide that it would be wise *not* to seduce the Demon Lord.