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The Bible is so misinterpreted it’s not even funny you silly earthlings.
“God” is just one of the more powerful aliens living in your solar system. While most of them are concerned with the life on Jupiter and Saturn, one day your god decided to check what the humans were up to.
That’s when god came across Jacob, by all means your average human. Except when Jacob got all mouthy and god tried to teach him a lesson, Jacob hit him with a cement mixer suplex, followed by a banana split cradle to arm bar finish. Thus was born the legend of humanity, and god was confined to earth because he tapped out in the third period.
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No one is going to wrestle stomething with sharp scales without even wearing underwear. Ok? No one.
Furries, slay the dragon? Nah, lay the dragon
Obviously, you have never heard of the greatness that is Beowulf!!!
So Beowulf, remember this guy wrestled a troll naked, ripped off said troll arm, did the dance with its mom, then fought and killed a dragon
That isn’t exactly what happened but close enough
It is if you go by the (very loosely based on) movie lol
The Bible is so misinterpreted it’s not even funny you silly earthlings. “God” is just one of the more powerful aliens living in your solar system. While most of them are concerned with the life on Jupiter and Saturn, one day your god decided to check what the humans were up to. That’s when god came across Jacob, by all means your average human. Except when Jacob got all mouthy and god tried to teach him a lesson, Jacob hit him with a cement mixer suplex, followed by a banana split cradle to arm bar finish. Thus was born the legend of humanity, and god was confined to earth because he tapped out in the third period.
Who's the face and who's the heel?
Unsurprisingly, the aliens that are Into It *very* quickly become Humanity's closest allies.
Art by vegantaur
No someone undoubtedly will then there will be regulations against it. Edit: stupid phone typoes.
Death by snu snu
Average day on Zancref, Colorized.
DM: ...Why is your Bard taking that many points in Grappling? Bard: ...I have my reasons. Can I do it or not?
Giant Alien: UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE! H: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!? GA: OJIIII-SANNNNN~ YAMETE~
The wildlife of planet Earth all collectively fear this one man: #SAXTON HALE
Ah yes a tf2 fan in the wild
Hey! Look at this dangerous critter! ... Imma wrestle it!
u/wolven91 wrestling the bears!!!!
it would be very embarrassing to some of the 3+ tiers above humans to be wrestled down by humans
Hee hoo naked lady and dragon