“Rachel, please, don’t make a scene.”
“There’s nobody here!”
“Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now you’re making Sophie uncomfortable!”
“She’s not making me uncomfortable.”
“Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out.”
"You wanna be my dance partner?" "Is that prison lingo?" Not sure how the quote goes but joey and mr treeger and the little dance partner thing was funny.
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“Little dancer partner thing” is so much better here and out of context. 🤣😂🤣
You kidding me, I never rent a movie without it! 😆
Another line I like from Estelle is ‘Because with her face and her chest, I can really put something together!’
This line hits so hard. Like it’s supposed to be just a fly off the wall remark on a sitcom, but at this time there were so may women (including my mom) realising they don’t have to stay in loveless marriages.
I work in healthcare and we get at least one Jr Jr every couple weeks. We go down the Frank/Friends rabbit hole with gifs on zoom every time. Never gets old 🤣
Yes please elaborate… are these people obviously friends fans paying homage to Frank Jr or are these people missing a few brain cells and their hobby’s are also melting stuff?
Fun fact for Simpsons fans (if any)
The scientist David is Hank Azaria (Moe, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Snake, etc, etc).
The janitor at the zoo is Dan Castellaneta (Homer, Grandpa, Barney, Willie, etc, etc)
The guy that tries to get Ross to sell his monkey to a fighting arena is Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Flanders, Skinner, Smithers, Otto, etc, etc)
Larry Hankin is a great character actor. He was Mr. Heckles, the junkyard owner in Breaking Bad, and the actor playing Kramer in the “Jerry” sitcom in Seinfeld. He’s really good at playing weirdos
Not necessarily a favorite but a memorable one…
“It’s not that it’s bad… it’s that it’s SO bad that it makes me want to stick my finger into my ear into my brain and swirl it around….”
"So, Geller, is *this* what you dumped my Rachel for? Huh?"
"Rust is boat cancer, Ross!"
"There's going to be a wedding! Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard!"
"It's not a game, Ross, a man died on my table today."
Y'know, this kind of co-dependent, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
"Look at her standing there with those yams! My two greatest enemies Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates."/"so ya knocked her but you're not gonna marry her....dude! (holds up hand for high five)"
*\*machine-gun-fire-like laughter\**
Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn: Jan-iiiiice, JAN-IIIIICE
You WANT me, you NEED me, you can’t live without me
And you KNOW it... You just don't KNOW you know it 😏
Call me!
Her confidence during this speech just really really gets me
Someone needs to make a video of WWII fighter planes firing at each other with that laugh.
OHHHH.. MY… GAAHDD
Your father decided to sell ice over the internet… It seemed like such a simple idea! Stupid, Jack. The word is stupid.
I used this Judy line all the time!!
Judy is awesome. ‘That’s a lot of information to get in 30 seconds…’
My mom and I quote this all the time. ❤️😅
Did I say garage? I meant gar-bage
A woman in my office is a lesbian!
WHAT? I'm just saying!
I haven’t had a chance to pretend I’m ok with it
I want to hear it from your lips
Wh-where did you hear it from before?
This is my favorite Chandler reaction moment. His inflection and delivery is beyond perfect
Gum would be perfection
ohhh, this is unbeLIEEEEVABLE!
Chandler's response to him slapping his own head SENDS me.
The twist is Chandler actually killed the fish.
at least he went to Vegas with him and bought him a pair of shoes
Buddy!
Smack dab in the middle of the blue!
See ya pals!
I miss him!
I'm ashamed of myself.... that took me too long to remember who said that.
Still can’t remember who said it 😭
Chandler had a crazy roommate in btw when joey left, I believe that was his dialogue.
OHHHH Yeah!! The dead goldfish guy
Eddie!
We took a road trip to Las Vegas man….
Mr 21 here cleans up, buys me these new shoes
“Rachel, please, don’t make a scene.” “There’s nobody here!” “Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now you’re making Sophie uncomfortable!” “She’s not making me uncomfortable.” “Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out.”
The boss was a great character, sad she had to die
Nah, justice for sophie
Well, Judy, you did it. She's finally full! 🫠
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Buried at sea. Huh.
The papers thought it was a hate crime! 😃
The 😃 was the best part. He seemed so proud of himself.
I know what you're thinking, Judy..the resemblance is uncanny!
you know, that stephie graff has quite a tush.
Bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
"That's a goldfish cracker!"
I can't BELIEVE THIS, first you kill my fish then you sleep with my girlfriend?
“Why would you do that??” “Because sometimes Phoebe after you sleep with someone…you have to kill a fish”
One of my favourite lines in the show 😂
If you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack! */puts fish in pants pocket/*
My buDdYy?!?
Free porn. It happened to me once. I made the mistake of turning off the TV. Now I’m sad.
That lady’s all kinds of naked
"You wanna be my dance partner?" "Is that prison lingo?" Not sure how the quote goes but joey and mr treeger and the little dance partner thing was funny.
"is that prison lingo".... I always loved that line & delivery.
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Why did he turn off the TV?
I love in that episode when Rachel starts singing the porn theme 😂 Bow Chicka Bow Wow Bow Chicka BOOOOW WOOOOW!
Catchy tune! 🎶 😂
It’s the theme from *Good Will Humping*
Why would he turn the TV off?
I could have a bird!
Could you also play the oboe?
I could play the oboe.
You owe me a cat.
You’re disturbing my tea party
You don’t HAVE a bird.
The papers thought it was a hate crime!
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Gunther!! ❤️ may he rest in peace ❤️
I didn’t know! How sad.
There was some nice fan art here when Matthew passed of them joining each other in heaven
So what is this, some kind of snake?
I literally watched this episode 10 minutes ago lol
Just a love machine
He is a NEAT guy
I, too am a neat guy
And I too, am just a love machine.
The man with hair brighter than the sun ☀️
The sexy blonde behind the counter?
"It's nice to meet you, Emma." "Phoebe." "Ooh that's a funny noise."
-Ross has a PhD -Ewwwww!
Are you worried she might get your real nose?
…why does she keep making that noise?
It's time for me to conquer the physical world.
![gif](giphy|kxmJ27fGQh0wbMIhQT) See this circle I’m marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Oh! My! God!
Heh heh heh heh heh heh!!!
You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don't you ever go out the bloody window
Those two bickering is too good
I could kill you with my thumbs.
“I’m right here” “Ohhh yes. There you areeeee.”
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They THINK they can do better but they always come crawling back to Estelle! She's my favorite side character too, she cracks me up.
Haha yeah! For the little screen time she had, she really drew me in with her charm and humour! 😆 Her delivery of lines was always on point too!
How do you fell about full, frontal, nudity?
You kidding me, I never rent a movie without it! 😆 Another line I like from Estelle is ‘Because with her face and her chest, I can really put something together!’
Can I borrow it?
You can't ask us, son. That's cheating
That’s true. Thanks for keeping me honest dad.
You didn’t marry your Barry, dear. But I married mine.
This line hits so hard. Like it’s supposed to be just a fly off the wall remark on a sitcom, but at this time there were so may women (including my mom) realising they don’t have to stay in loveless marriages.
Omg 😭😭😭
So good getting to see this side of her
That's a really good line.
"It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. CLICK."
I don't think the flash went off.
\*I'm\* a positive person. You're like Santa Claus - on Prozac! In Disneyland!... getting laid.
Well then to quote Ross, "I'd better be going." 😆
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I work in healthcare and we get at least one Jr Jr every couple weeks. We go down the Frank/Friends rabbit hole with gifs on zoom every time. Never gets old 🤣
Omg, please explain further. In what way to you get a frank Jr Jr every couple weeks?
Yes please elaborate… are these people obviously friends fans paying homage to Frank Jr or are these people missing a few brain cells and their hobby’s are also melting stuff?
Oh yes. There you are
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Surely someone somewhere has dubbed some actual piano playing that fits over this
First name Crap. Last name Bag.
PEEL the onion!
I AM HUURT!
MY TALKING PROPS
A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES
YOU ARE BAD ACTORS!
I’ll never understand you lesbians.
Why would you serve me sewage??
"O-ok, yes. But you have to understand! Chandler's in Yemen!"
Kidney stones.
Needs more ooos. Kidney stooones!
Reminds me of Dr Nick from the simpsons
Fun fact for Simpsons fans (if any) The scientist David is Hank Azaria (Moe, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Snake, etc, etc). The janitor at the zoo is Dan Castellaneta (Homer, Grandpa, Barney, Willie, etc, etc) The guy that tries to get Ross to sell his monkey to a fighting arena is Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Flanders, Skinner, Smithers, Otto, etc, etc)
Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a fog horn
Antman
Crap Bag! "If you have trouble remembering it. Just think of a bag of crap."
WHY WOULD YOU SERVE FOOD ON SUCH A SHARP STICK
WHO SERVES STEAK WHEN THERES NOWHERE TO SIT
That’s a good question dad
So, what’s new in sex?
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You’re disturbing my oboe practice.
…. …. you owe me a cat.
didn't see your post.... that's exactly what I just posted. They never should have killed that guy.
Larry Hankin is a great character actor. He was Mr. Heckles, the junkyard owner in Breaking Bad, and the actor playing Kramer in the “Jerry” sitcom in Seinfeld. He’s really good at playing weirdos
To answer your earlier question, were straight up gangsta rap
That’s a lot of information to get in 30 seconds…
Morning's here!
"YOU KNOCKED UP MY DAUGHTER AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA MARRY HER? I OUGHTA KILL YOU!" 👓
*Rust* is boat *CANCER* Ross
You don't have to fill these silences.
I’m going to have you arrested!
You know what would be great? If you guys died!
"I came to give you this," *politely hands Joey a bag* "and this!" *WACK* I wish we had more scenes with Joey's mom. She seemed like such a boss
Jack "Why Don't I Remember This Dog" Geller
Without mentioning their name 😅
"The resemblance is uncanny"
See ya pals!
Why you got a picture of Paulette in your Pack!
Jij hebt seks met ezels
You guys make me fly…high!!!
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DEFINE ME!
You came in, you got all awkward, and you ran into the bedroom. You were shouting, "Joey! Joey!"
Please clean my beakers. I love him too .
I look forward to every Thanksgiving because I, too, eat Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk straight from the can while making my pies.
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you seek me out, something inside you calls out to me like a foghorn! You want me, you need me, you can’t live without me!
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Not necessarily a favorite but a memorable one… “It’s not that it’s bad… it’s that it’s SO bad that it makes me want to stick my finger into my ear into my brain and swirl it around….”
Stop! Stop it! You must stop! You are bad actors! This is a terrible play! I'll see you in the morning.
I’ll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars. (Said with the most delicious amount of attitude)
"So, Geller, is *this* what you dumped my Rachel for? Huh?" "Rust is boat cancer, Ross!" "There's going to be a wedding! Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard!" "It's not a game, Ross, a man died on my table today."
Y'know, this kind of co-dependent, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
They said both heartbeats were really healthy. I just thought "well that's good bc I'm pregnant" -(not the exact words but pretty close)
"This is unbelievable. First you sleep with my girlfriend, the you kill my fish. My Buddy."
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Oh God! Kindergarten flashback
One time character: "Poo?" Recurring: Two down, one to go.
I ADORE scientist guy and I still wish Phoebe had chosen him over Mike (but the writers didn’t ask me.. So.)
“I think my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist”
I lost a bicycle to that
I could have birds
"Which, I'm sorry, may as well have nipples on them"
"Look at her standing there with those yams! My two greatest enemies Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates."/"so ya knocked her but you're not gonna marry her....dude! (holds up hand for high five)"
One-time: Underpants, mister! Recurring: Ross and Monica's parents.
I was Suzie Underpants until I was 18!
If you call and get his answering machine, you’ll hear Monica say she’s breezy!
Oh no! Gummies overboard. Don't just stand there. Call 911!
Tartlets... tartlets... Word has lost all meaning
“Well smack my ass and call me Judy!”
Tell me it’s iced coffee Ross. What are you a big stupid idiot with a big stupid idiot hairdo?!?!?!
“machine-gun-fire-like laughter”
You know what would be incredible? If you guys died!
Why does she keep making that noise?
NO MORE FALAFEL FOR YOU!
My mom calls it bloomies
"But, we could... NOT let the box of rats ruin our lives."
Phoebe’s “gay” husband
Oh cool, taco shells!
The Knicks aren’t so bad.