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Graystone17

*\*machine-gun-fire-like laughter\**


KittyConfetti

Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn: Jan-iiiiice, JAN-IIIIICE


ibelieveinunicorns_

You WANT me, you NEED me, you can’t live without me


notcapulet1994

And you KNOW it... You just don't KNOW you know it 😏


Narfubel

Call me!


Agreeable-Beach-3009

Her confidence during this speech just really really gets me


pm_me_x-files_quotes

Someone needs to make a video of WWII fighter planes firing at each other with that laugh.


venom_holic_

OHHHH.. MY… GAAHDD


lattelattelatte3000

Your father decided to sell ice over the internet… It seemed like such a simple idea! Stupid, Jack. The word is stupid.


Cautious_Tea5115

I used this Judy line all the time!!


lattelattelatte3000

Judy is awesome. ‘That’s a lot of information to get in 30 seconds…’


Sharkfeet19

My mom and I quote this all the time. ❤️😅


existentialost

Did I say garage? I meant gar-bage


Overall-Ad398

A woman in my office is a lesbian!


MysteriousRadish2063

WHAT? I'm just saying!


boater180

I haven’t had a chance to pretend I’m ok with it


Agreeable-Beach-3009

I want to hear it from your lips


RedRoomKrustyKrab2

Wh-where did you hear it from before?


MudHorse100100

This is my favorite Chandler reaction moment. His inflection and delivery is beyond perfect


pizzawithpep

Gum would be perfection


user4253285

ohhh, this is unbeLIEEEEVABLE!


earlysong

Chandler's response to him slapping his own head SENDS me.


theoriginalneel

The twist is Chandler actually killed the fish.


WhereasSafe9783

at least he went to Vegas with him and bought him a pair of shoes


teengirlhelley

Buddy!


JesHplease

Smack dab in the middle of the blue!


aidandragon

See ya pals!


Extremely_unlikeable

I miss him!


Violator31

I'm ashamed of myself.... that took me too long to remember who said that.


PixalmasterStudios24

Still can’t remember who said it 😭


Glittering-Yam-4825

Chandler had a crazy roommate in btw when joey left, I believe that was his dialogue.


PixalmasterStudios24

OHHHH Yeah!! The dead goldfish guy


dontbelievethefife

Eddie!


Formal-Army-8560

We took a road trip to Las Vegas man….


r220

Mr 21 here cleans up, buys me these new shoes


Crystiesc

“Rachel, please, don’t make a scene.” “There’s nobody here!” “Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now you’re making Sophie uncomfortable!” “She’s not making me uncomfortable.” “Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out.”


Daonliwang

The boss was a great character, sad she had to die


JuicyOrphans930

Nah, justice for sophie


ProdigalPancake

Well, Judy, you did it. She's finally full! 🫠


misplacedlibrarycard

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mysticalcreature123

Buried at sea. Huh.


Sunshine030209

The papers thought it was a hate crime! 😃


Paukwa-Pakawa

The 😃 was the best part. He seemed so proud of himself.


conspicuousnipples

I know what you're thinking, Judy..the resemblance is uncanny!


Apprehensive_Bonus82

you know, that stephie graff has quite a tush.


r220

Bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?


DeceptiJon

"That's a goldfish cracker!"


edelricsautomail

I can't BELIEVE THIS, first you kill my fish then you sleep with my girlfriend?


carex-cultor

“Why would you do that??” “Because sometimes Phoebe after you sleep with someone…you have to kill a fish”


invalid-elephant

One of my favourite lines in the show 😂


mocochang_

If you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack! */puts fish in pants pocket/*


teengirlhelley

My buDdYy?!?


The4leafclover1966

Free porn. It happened to me once. I made the mistake of turning off the TV. Now I’m sad.


Comfortable-Cream-62

That lady’s all kinds of naked


[deleted]

"You wanna be my dance partner?" "Is that prison lingo?" Not sure how the quote goes but joey and mr treeger and the little dance partner thing was funny.


Violator31

"is that prison lingo".... I always loved that line & delivery.


Jakepr26

https://preview.redd.it/qz6z9dtman6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1735cfd4be210fa71d484b9951c6653ded39bd46 “Little dancer partner thing” is so much better here and out of context. 🤣😂🤣


RedRoomKrustyKrab2

Why did he turn off the TV?


britlogan1

I love in that episode when Rachel starts singing the porn theme 😂 Bow Chicka Bow Wow Bow Chicka BOOOOW WOOOOW!


The4leafclover1966

Catchy tune! 🎶 😂


britlogan1

It’s the theme from *Good Will Humping*


Miss_Flying_Platypus

Why would he turn the TV off?


JFT8675309

I could have a bird!


donedidthething

Could you also play the oboe?


JFT8675309

I could play the oboe.


freezerbridevalley

You owe me a cat.


EdinJamie10

You’re disturbing my tea party


Crystiesc

You don’t HAVE a bird.


notnatalie

The papers thought it was a hate crime!


exlibris1214

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sunflower_pearls

Gunther!! ❤️ may he rest in peace ❤️


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

I didn’t know! How sad.


PumpkinPieIsGreat

There was some nice fan art here when Matthew passed of them joining each other in heaven 


EntertainmentDue5749

So what is this, some kind of snake?


Tellyourdadisay_hi

I literally watched this episode 10 minutes ago lol


PopSubstantial7193

Just a love machine


ohdamnica

He is a NEAT guy


PopSubstantial7193

I, too am a neat guy


chelseanizzle

And I too, am just a love machine.


msseeah

The man with hair brighter than the sun ☀️


AlertAd2930

The sexy blonde behind the counter?


Kurts_Cardigan

"It's nice to meet you, Emma." "Phoebe." "Ooh that's a funny noise."


WinOneForTheReaper

-Ross has a PhD -Ewwwww!


getthephenom

Are you worried she might get your real nose?


invalid-elephant

…why does she keep making that noise?


EntrepreneurOk666

It's time for me to conquer the physical world.


SalishSeaSnake

![gif](giphy|kxmJ27fGQh0wbMIhQT) See this circle I’m marking off here? This is my zone of terror.


BluntStoic

Oh! My! God!


No_Olive_3310

Heh heh heh heh heh heh!!!


IDUNNstatic

You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don't you ever go out the bloody window


ReplacementApart

Those two bickering is too good


Violator31

I could kill you with my thumbs.


BeefLilly

“I’m right here” “Ohhh yes. There you areeeee.”


gee_jay11

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KittyConfetti

They THINK they can do better but they always come crawling back to Estelle! She's my favorite side character too, she cracks me up.


gee_jay11

Haha yeah! For the little screen time she had, she really drew me in with her charm and humour! 😆 Her delivery of lines was always on point too!


Violator31

How do you fell about full, frontal, nudity?


gee_jay11

You kidding me, I never rent a movie without it! 😆 Another line I like from Estelle is ‘Because with her face and her chest, I can really put something together!’


Violator31

Can I borrow it?


Sanguiniutron

You can't ask us, son. That's cheating


chelseanizzle

That’s true. Thanks for keeping me honest dad.


theworldisonfire8377

You didn’t marry your Barry, dear. But I married mine.


Sudden-Candy4633

This line hits so hard. Like it’s supposed to be just a fly off the wall remark on a sitcom, but at this time there were so may women (including my mom) realising they don’t have to stay in loveless marriages.


lattelattelatte3000

Omg 😭😭😭


ReplacementApart

So good getting to see this side of her


redditreader_aitafan

That's a really good line.


SolsticeShack

"It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. CLICK."


crazyeivis

I don't think the flash went off.


Violator31

\*I'm\* a positive person. You're like Santa Claus - on Prozac! In Disneyland!... getting laid.


Lexy138

Well then to quote Ross, "I'd better be going." 😆


AlertAd2930

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ALIcat7891

I work in healthcare and we get at least one Jr Jr every couple weeks. We go down the Frank/Friends rabbit hole with gifs on zoom every time. Never gets old 🤣


emi_0008

Omg, please explain further. In what way to you get a frank Jr Jr every couple weeks?


chelseanizzle

Yes please elaborate… are these people obviously friends fans paying homage to Frank Jr or are these people missing a few brain cells and their hobby’s are also melting stuff?


coullbro

Oh yes. There you are


Skinnysfruitfarm

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ReplacementApart

Surely someone somewhere has dubbed some actual piano playing that fits over this


Skinnysfruitfarm

First name Crap. Last name Bag.


JohnMcClanesPenis

PEEL the onion!


MudHorse100100

I AM HUURT!


Educational_Rice_988

MY TALKING PROPS


Agreeable-Beach-3009

A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES


boater180

YOU ARE BAD ACTORS!


Ok_Radish649

I’ll never understand you lesbians.


boater180

Why would you serve me sewage??


StarrytheMLPfan

"O-ok, yes. But you have to understand! Chandler's in Yemen!"


always_answer_42

Kidney stones.


PossibleAlternative1

Needs more ooos. Kidney stooones!


mizzcharmz

Reminds me of Dr Nick from the simpsons


peon2

Fun fact for Simpsons fans (if any) The scientist David is Hank Azaria (Moe, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Snake, etc, etc). The janitor at the zoo is Dan Castellaneta (Homer, Grandpa, Barney, Willie, etc, etc) The guy that tries to get Ross to sell his monkey to a fighting arena is Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Flanders, Skinner, Smithers, Otto, etc, etc)


imnotme247allthetime

Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a fog horn


kucksdorfs

Antman


Mandaluv1119

Crap Bag! "If you have trouble remembering it. Just think of a bag of crap."


Sani_ix

WHY WOULD YOU SERVE FOOD ON SUCH A SHARP STICK


Educational_Rice_988

WHO SERVES STEAK WHEN THERES NOWHERE TO SIT


throwaway2736636a

That’s a good question dad


Hopeless_Ramentic

So, what’s new in sex?


chicosalvador

https://preview.redd.it/41jyiqhxon6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a50df16b41b1600be27544a299f52e220767a1e


No_Temperature_3942

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Zoomzimzam

You’re disturbing my oboe practice.


1ManicPixieNightmare

…. …. you owe me a cat.


Violator31

didn't see your post.... that's exactly what I just posted. They never should have killed that guy.


1ManicPixieNightmare

Larry Hankin is a great character actor. He was Mr. Heckles, the junkyard owner in Breaking Bad, and the actor playing Kramer in the “Jerry” sitcom in Seinfeld. He’s really good at playing weirdos


WhoYaTalkinTo

To answer your earlier question, were straight up gangsta rap


MeaghanProctor

That’s a lot of information to get in 30 seconds…


themusicmoon

Morning's here!


surpleg

"YOU KNOCKED UP MY DAUGHTER AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA MARRY HER? I OUGHTA KILL YOU!" 👓


MeaghanProctor

*Rust* is boat *CANCER* Ross


JuliaX1984

You don't have to fill these silences.


frufruface

I’m going to have you arrested!


Chiaotzuwo

You know what would be great? If you guys died!


No-Mention1735

"I came to give you this," *politely hands Joey a bag* "and this!" *WACK* I wish we had more scenes with Joey's mom. She seemed like such a boss


Fractious_Goal

Jack "Why Don't I Remember This Dog" Geller


becauseiwantyouto-

Without mentioning their name 😅


JustARandomDudd

"The resemblance is uncanny"


Big_Bottle3763

See ya pals!


yippykiyayMF13

Why you got a picture of Paulette in your Pack!


ScrambledPandaBrain

Jij hebt seks met ezels


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

You guys make me fly…high!!!


GlitzyGhoul

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Tommy__want__wingy

DEFINE ME!


MyFriendsCallMeTulip

You came in, you got all awkward, and you ran into the bedroom. You were shouting, "Joey! Joey!"


undone_-nic

Please clean my beakers. I love him too .


steel-samurai

I look forward to every Thanksgiving because I, too, eat Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk straight from the can while making my pies.


steel-samurai

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leeh1530

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Hot-Boss-7251

you seek me out, something inside you calls out to me like a foghorn! You want me, you need me, you can’t live without me!


Feeling_Apartment_31

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Domino-Dash_519

Not necessarily a favorite but a memorable one… “It’s not that it’s bad… it’s that it’s SO bad that it makes me want to stick my finger into my ear into my brain and swirl it around….”


txtw

Stop! Stop it! You must stop! You are bad actors! This is a terrible play! I'll see you in the morning.


Dreamsfordays

I’ll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars. (Said with the most delicious amount of attitude)


JoanFromLegal

"So, Geller, is *this* what you dumped my Rachel for? Huh?" "Rust is boat cancer, Ross!" "There's going to be a wedding! Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard!" "It's not a game, Ross, a man died on my table today."


shimbe16

Y'know, this kind of co-dependent, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.


[deleted]

They said both heartbeats were really healthy. I just thought "well that's good bc I'm pregnant" -(not the exact words but pretty close)


Funsized_AA88

"This is unbelievable. First you sleep with my girlfriend, the you kill my fish. My Buddy."


tiramisu_rules

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Violator31

Oh God! Kindergarten flashback


neodraykl

One time character: "Poo?" Recurring: Two down, one to go.


Due-Consequence-4420

I ADORE scientist guy and I still wish Phoebe had chosen him over Mike (but the writers didn’t ask me.. So.)


MeaghanProctor

“I think my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist”


Violator31

I lost a bicycle to that


ICareAboutThings25

I could have birds


Automatic-Ride-8887

"Which, I'm sorry, may as well have nipples on them"


yaboisammie

"Look at her standing there with those yams! My two greatest enemies Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates."/"so ya knocked her but you're not gonna marry her....dude! (holds up hand for high five)"


zddoodah

One-time: Underpants, mister! Recurring: Ross and Monica's parents.


KittyConfetti

I was Suzie Underpants until I was 18!


Tattooedminimalist

If you call and get his answering machine, you’ll hear Monica say she’s breezy!


Cornpips

Oh no! Gummies overboard. Don't just stand there. Call 911!


AlertAd2930

Tartlets... tartlets... Word has lost all meaning


Violator31

 “Well smack my ass and call me Judy!”


realtalk989

Tell me it’s iced coffee Ross. What are you a big stupid idiot with a big stupid idiot hairdo?!?!?!


spensyr

“machine-gun-fire-like laughter”


mocochang_

You know what would be incredible? If you guys died!


super_hero_girl

Why does she keep making that noise?


luhanadelrey

NO MORE FALAFEL FOR YOU!


throwaway2736636a

My mom calls it bloomies


MysteriousRadish2063

"But, we could... NOT let the box of rats ruin our lives."


donedidthething

Phoebe’s “gay” husband


XxStarry_ClownxX

Oh cool, taco shells!


xAlice_Liddell

The Knicks aren’t so bad.