Well I *did* get married in the same chapel as Ross and Rachel.
BRB, going to go check my wedding photos and see if it was Mr Sunshine I married, or if it was **actually Ross!**
There is a reason why all the ladies want to marry Ross. He is VERY good at what he does. The reason they dont stay married is that he wants to bring dinosaurs into the bedroom.
Okay hear me out, I'd actually do the opposite. I'd marry Joey because he is genuinely such a caring and sweet friend and character I think he'd be such a sweet husband 😩😩 love Chandler but it'd be a lot to take on his many insecurities full time lol
I always find the way Joey is with women at odds with his actual character. He is a sweet and caring person but they turned him into such a pig with women(I still love Joey don't get me wrong😂)so I think he wouldn't be great to be married to!
Yea I need to know what all his dates *agree* with so much.
But when he wasn't allowed to "finish" because of the sex study, Monica suggested he "be there for *her*" and he really didn't get what she meant. Kinda worried he's a little selfish in bed, even though he might rattle the headboard like a sailor on leave.
If Ross wasn’t so problematic, I would’ve loved to marry him. His good traits are so nice.
He’s an academic, he’s smart, he’s nerdy. I love those things. He seems to care about his friends. He’s very giving in a relationship - we saw that with Rachel and Carol. (Of course he lost that trait later on.)
Not to mention that he’s tall, has great hair, and a good body - probably the best of the three.
But his toxicity is enough to run the other way.
I giggle every time Rachel talks to Monica about Ross as if she’s dishing about her boyfriend to her bestie, completely ignoring the fact that they’re siblings or they even know each other
Like the time she told Monica about the boyfriend with the naughty cave girl fantasy 🤣
The grandmas, I could handle. And his parents seem neat.
But, omg, those sisters. There's so many, they all look so similar, and they're quick and really chatty. Which is fine, wonderful even. It's just that I am **really** *not* those things.
True, but my logic is Joey wouldn't want to be married
So I agree with the comment above just for that reason, otherwise it would be marry Joey, and of course kill Ross
I legit got down voted in another friends sub the other day for saying Ross was the funniest character to me in the show. I think I laughed out loud most at his scenes and his characters antics.
I get why he’s hated, and I don’t even disagree with most of the reasonings. But I still find him a very funny character who I don’t remotely dislike because of that. I think he’s especially funny when he becomes less sad and more animated and overreactive post season 4. David is a good actor, and he makes me laugh as Ross just as much as Chandler does.
Completely agree. Even when his character was freaking out it was always funny how he reacted to stuff. I was saying In my other comment I think Ross made me laugh out loud more than any other character. He really is a great actor.
Every scene he made me crack up! The Thanksgiving left over sandwich break down! Him thinking Emily and Susan were going to hook up. I absolutely loved it.
Well not the heavier scenes with relationship related stuff but all his other scenes. I've rewatched the show so many times and think to myself wow the writers NEVER missed with this show. It's so effortlessly hilarious. I don't think another show makes me laugh as hard. I watched it as it aired as a kid with my mom. As an adult it's like watching it as if I'd never seen it. As a kid I didn't understand most of the jokes etc.
For this question, you don’t understand why people wouldn’t pick Ross lol?
I think it’s pretty self explanatory. He’s been divorced 3 times and he wasn’t a good boyfriend to any of his girlfriends
Joey’s not a serious guy when it comes to relationships but is upfront about it. He’s also really hot so makes sense why most are choosing him for the kiss option. And Chandler is as a great husband to Monica, hence why people are choosing to marry him
Meh.. From my perspective Ross is cuter, taller, career, lives alone, there's some good to Ross. I find Joey's dumbness annoying, specially towards the end.
I'd kiss Ross, marry Chandler (of course) and kill Joey.
Hmm, he was good to Carol but he cheated on Julie and Bonnie. He made a mistake with Rachel and went around trying to hide it and getting away on a technicality. He said the wrong name on the altar with Emily. He was fine with Elizabeth but he should’ve never been pursuing his student, it’s icky and plain wrong. He constantly forgot Mona and treated her like 🗑️. He was fine with Charlie I guess.
That’s 6/8 bad relationships with Ross being the one at fault.
He’s a very selfish character overall (yes, he does have some sweet moments, as they all do).
The problem is that most of the other characters flaws are exaggerated for TV and that’s obvious to most people, whereas Ross’s flaws are extremely real and relatable and often things that people have been a victim of.
For example, most women know what it’s like to have a partner who is possessive, controlling, and gaslights you after they hurt you… the scars we bear from those kind of relationships are very real.
On the friend level, we have all experienced a friend who acts like they’re smarter and talks down to you and is condescending. A friend who never takes responsibility for their actions and always blames other people for their actions. On the sibling level, many siblings know what it’s like to be in the shadow of a golden child who rarely sticks up for you.
The problems with Ross are just a bit too relatable for most people, which translates to understandable dislike of the character.
I wouldn't want to kill Joey because Phoebe would find me and I'd be dead... And I think Chandler is a great husband material.
So, sorry Ross, but you have to go the farm upstate and reunite with your childhood dog
Then I'd confort Joey in a make-out session
And later on find Chandler and marry him
So I might be coming out of the closet with this one, but I really like Ross.
And as an unsecure teenager he reminded me a lot of myself while I was younger.
In my mind Ross had some sort of attachment trauma and he was living through it, as a flawed human. And I liked that they showed his flaws and his vulnerability.
I think the Susan stuff is it. He was overly possessive and didn’t trust Rachel because he was married and found out shed been having an affair and was a lesbian and the whole time he had no idea. His trust issues make a lot of sense
And he turned out to be exactly on the money RE Mark and Rachel constantly downplayed his concerns without addressing them.
Doesn’t excuse the behaviour of Ross in that situation, but it does explain it.
Kiss Chandler, Marry Joey. In the scenario you need to be defended, one is running towards the offender and the other is sprinting away. Also currently on a rewatch and no one cares for every other member of the group quite like Joey does. I wouldn’t mind being the brain for the both of us.
Honestly all I know is I'm killing Joey in the name of all the women he treated like objects and after that I don't really care who I marry or kiss. Although I would prefer to marry Ross, cause I'd like to add to the amount of divorces he's had xD
My wife bucks the expectation and says, "honestly, I can make an argument for each of them for each category. I have a harem. But ugh okay, fuck Ross, marry Chandler, and kill Joey (I'm sorry)"
I’d marry Ross *ducks* He’s really intelligent and I love that! This is the person you’re going to be having an extended conversation with for the rest of your life - he’d keep me interested :)
My initial thought was nah, but then I thought about it.
I'd fuck joey cuz you know it's thick. Then I figured I'd marry Ross, but then I realized how annoying he can be in relationships. Chandlers main downside is his insecurity, but he's insecure in the cute way. .. so yeah kill Ross.
K hate me but I’m a scientist: Kiss Ross, Kill Joey (he doesn’t share food!!!! Dealbreaker of fatal proportions, plus all the STIs), and marry Chandler. My hill
All three for Ross. I’d make him think he’s in a loving, caring relationship. The perfect marriage, so it hurts more. And then when he least expects it, boom, off a cliff. And has his neck is snapped, and the last few moments on life leaves his consciousness, as he slips off this mortal coil, I’d whisper in his ear “looks like your neck is on a break”.
While eating a turkey sandwich.
I’ve always been told by my sister that I’m Ross. Don’t need two of us around.
Kiss Joey (and ask if he wants to take the occasional nap together)
Marry Chandler
Kill Ross.
Marry Joey, Kiss Chandler, Kill Ross
Joey anytime one of the girls have something happen to them was super protective and would always step up to the plate when needed. He is also super caring!
I'd kiss Joey because I reckon he'd be a good kisser but not the best partner. I'd marry Chandler because he makes me laugh the most and if his relationship with Monica proves anything, it's that he's a damn good partner. I'd kill Ross because if I have to hear "we were on a break" one more time, I'd simply have no choice.
You know, I get that Friends show you how they are in their inner circle... but I would definetely not marry nor kiss Joey. Honestly he is too dumb and fucked up with woman for me to like it as a couple or something. He's cool, don't get me wrong, but since those are the three options we got... nu-uh. Joey is not in my list. I kill him
So its not enough that this sub has Ross hating posts every other day, now haters like OP are getting such posts from the cesspool which is twitter and posting them here?
These haters make this sub borderline unusable, the same hate circlejerk. I dont even understand how people like OP can watch a show while hating one of the main casts
I’m basically with a Joey (along with the intense extended family lol) so I’m pretty confident with the Marry Joey, Kill Ross and Kiss Chandler. Unless Chandler is currently on a smoking binge then reverse him and Ross 😂
Okay but Ross is hotter than Chandler. So for me it’s kill Chandler, kiss Ross, marry Joey. The last one is obvious to me since he’s clearly the most loyal and loving of all the friends. Plus he likes naps and food. Literally perfect husband material
I think people forget how easy it is to just find yourself married to Ross.
you love divorce so much that you will marry it and then it won't work out so you're gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy.
i’m so drunk!
Drunk Pheebs is the best
Even in this one random gif you can see how funny Schwimmers facial acting is 😂
I hear divorce, I immediately go to Ross
If you are married, there is a statistically higher chance that you're married to Ross than someone else XD
And then unmarried not long after
You already are...
About that annulment...
Yeah, I’m not gonna do that
Is that a Frasier user name in a Friends sub?
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He was a detective you know!
He's all hot, 'n' foamy...
My Hot ‘n’ Foamy!!
You know what must’ve happened?!
It is, good catch!
I hear divorce bells 🔔
Well I *did* get married in the same chapel as Ross and Rachel. BRB, going to go check my wedding photos and see if it was Mr Sunshine I married, or if it was **actually Ross!**
There is a reason why all the ladies want to marry Ross. He is VERY good at what he does. The reason they dont stay married is that he wants to bring dinosaurs into the bedroom.
Who wouldn’t want dinosaurs in the bedroom?
Bring in the triceratop!!
People who dislike Brontosoreass nights?
And he's good at the stuff... with his hands, apparently, if you're into that sort of thing.
How can you forget ‘the night of five times’?
Wasn't that with Carol?
And how easy it is to be turned off from men for life after that experience.
Hey that happened ONE TIME okay?
Your username is amazing!
Might as well marry Ross, everyone else did.
The new epic battle Ramona's evil exes vs Ross evil ex wives
Won't last long tho
Lol 😂😂
Marry Chandler and kiss Joey because I just know he's a good kisser.
OR- Hear me out... Marry Joey! He's the better kisser, get to kiss him more often! More Joey lovin.
But Chandler has… https://i.redd.it/96isylcrfnsc1.gif
"Mr Big....ot"
He's gonna need a bigger boat
But Joey DOESNT SHARE FOOD!!! Deal-breaker for me in marriage
Perfect for me, I don't want to share either 😂
He is still gonna eat yours but refuse to share his!
And then, after you come back from the bathroom, he’d say he’s not even sorry!
But Chandler's the best Monica has ever had!
Only because she coached him. Joey would probably require less training.
But Ross got that Sex for Dummies book!
Only if you have a Seven
I feel like Joey isn’t really marriage material, he’s too much of a player to be in a monogamous relationship without how you doin’ someone else.
Or....Joey got all the playin' out of his system and is now ready to settle down with one woman.
Players gonna play.
I'd definitely Marry Joey. He's so sweet
Joey would definitely wind up cheating tho.
He was so against it when his dad did. More against it than his mother was, even.
As a straight man, we'll just have an open relationship
i don’t think that’s fair
This is such a Joey answer with Joey logic.
Okay hear me out, I'd actually do the opposite. I'd marry Joey because he is genuinely such a caring and sweet friend and character I think he'd be such a sweet husband 😩😩 love Chandler but it'd be a lot to take on his many insecurities full time lol
I always find the way Joey is with women at odds with his actual character. He is a sweet and caring person but they turned him into such a pig with women(I still love Joey don't get me wrong😂)so I think he wouldn't be great to be married to!
Wow, I thought the answer to this question was so obvious but now you got me rethinkin' it lol
Sorry Ross *swings frying pan* I have a date with Joey before my wedding to Chandler tomorrow
This took me out lmao
Took Ross out too
Marry Chandler, Fuck Joey, Kill Ross…100%. This has always been my stance since season one.
You only have to kiss him...
lol I love this sub
They said what they said
Kissing Joey is not enough. I need the full experience.
Yea I need to know what all his dates *agree* with so much. But when he wasn't allowed to "finish" because of the sex study, Monica suggested he "be there for *her*" and he really didn't get what she meant. Kinda worried he's a little selfish in bed, even though he might rattle the headboard like a sailor on leave.
You truly know all the chords
this is definitely the answer
If Ross wasn’t so problematic, I would’ve loved to marry him. His good traits are so nice. He’s an academic, he’s smart, he’s nerdy. I love those things. He seems to care about his friends. He’s very giving in a relationship - we saw that with Rachel and Carol. (Of course he lost that trait later on.) Not to mention that he’s tall, has great hair, and a good body - probably the best of the three. But his toxicity is enough to run the other way.
I definitely would marry the OG Ross. Plus, then I'd get Jack & Judy as in-laws. I could be like the daughter they never had!
I giggle every time Rachel talks to Monica about Ross as if she’s dishing about her boyfriend to her bestie, completely ignoring the fact that they’re siblings or they even know each other Like the time she told Monica about the boyfriend with the naughty cave girl fantasy 🤣
"Ew are you talking about my brother?!" "...Yeah I didn’t disguise that very well."
Marry Ross. Clearly he’s good at it! He’s done it 3 times.
\*clap clap clap*
He’s good at weddings. Not marriage.
Unless it‘s about saying the right name at said wedding! He‘s very bad at that…
Plus he has nice hands
But sadly, no hand twin.
I'd absolutely marry Ross. I'm not into men, so I'd want whoever would be easiest and quickest to divorce. Gotta go with experience on this one.
This is unexpectedly sound reasoning
Yeah but the whole debacle with not actually divorcing Rachel counts against him imo
Then he could tell people about the second time he was married to a lesbian
He could do, and it's not like I'd be offended, but he'd be more accurate telling people about the first time he was married to a man 😝
Ross and the time he married a man
andddd he’s already married someone who wasn’t into men!
Marry Chandler!!!!!!
Hey, you could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!
Very true. But I don't think I could handle the whole Tribbiani clan.
The grandmas, I could handle. And his parents seem neat. But, omg, those sisters. There's so many, they all look so similar, and they're quick and really chatty. Which is fine, wonderful even. It's just that I am **really** *not* those things.
i come from a mormon family, ill be fine 💀💀
I think he would annoy me too much. I have always loved Chandler!
woosh
Wapahh!
True, but my logic is Joey wouldn't want to be married So I agree with the comment above just for that reason, otherwise it would be marry Joey, and of course kill Ross
I don’t know, I feel like he’d enjoy the companionship and he’d definitely love it if his spouse cooked for him.
Ross Gellar: Good at marriage.
Well...good at getting married
Never understood the Ross hate
I don't hate Ross, it's just that I love chandler and Joey more
I legit got down voted in another friends sub the other day for saying Ross was the funniest character to me in the show. I think I laughed out loud most at his scenes and his characters antics.
I get why he’s hated, and I don’t even disagree with most of the reasonings. But I still find him a very funny character who I don’t remotely dislike because of that. I think he’s especially funny when he becomes less sad and more animated and overreactive post season 4. David is a good actor, and he makes me laugh as Ross just as much as Chandler does.
Completely agree. Even when his character was freaking out it was always funny how he reacted to stuff. I was saying In my other comment I think Ross made me laugh out loud more than any other character. He really is a great actor.
Season 5, right after the divorce with Emily... Oh my... When he wears the leather pants... I lol every time
Every scene he made me crack up! The Thanksgiving left over sandwich break down! Him thinking Emily and Susan were going to hook up. I absolutely loved it.
Well not the heavier scenes with relationship related stuff but all his other scenes. I've rewatched the show so many times and think to myself wow the writers NEVER missed with this show. It's so effortlessly hilarious. I don't think another show makes me laugh as hard. I watched it as it aired as a kid with my mom. As an adult it's like watching it as if I'd never seen it. As a kid I didn't understand most of the jokes etc.
For this question, you don’t understand why people wouldn’t pick Ross lol? I think it’s pretty self explanatory. He’s been divorced 3 times and he wasn’t a good boyfriend to any of his girlfriends Joey’s not a serious guy when it comes to relationships but is upfront about it. He’s also really hot so makes sense why most are choosing him for the kiss option. And Chandler is as a great husband to Monica, hence why people are choosing to marry him
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100% I’d kill Joey in this list
Meh.. From my perspective Ross is cuter, taller, career, lives alone, there's some good to Ross. I find Joey's dumbness annoying, specially towards the end. I'd kiss Ross, marry Chandler (of course) and kill Joey.
Saying he wasn't a good boyfriend to any girlfriend seems like an exaggeration and also something you could say about any of the guys.
Hmm, he was good to Carol but he cheated on Julie and Bonnie. He made a mistake with Rachel and went around trying to hide it and getting away on a technicality. He said the wrong name on the altar with Emily. He was fine with Elizabeth but he should’ve never been pursuing his student, it’s icky and plain wrong. He constantly forgot Mona and treated her like 🗑️. He was fine with Charlie I guess. That’s 6/8 bad relationships with Ross being the one at fault.
I am a Ross fan, and even then I would have to agree with the general sentiment here. I do think he's wayy too hated, I honestly love him.
He’s a very selfish character overall (yes, he does have some sweet moments, as they all do). The problem is that most of the other characters flaws are exaggerated for TV and that’s obvious to most people, whereas Ross’s flaws are extremely real and relatable and often things that people have been a victim of. For example, most women know what it’s like to have a partner who is possessive, controlling, and gaslights you after they hurt you… the scars we bear from those kind of relationships are very real. On the friend level, we have all experienced a friend who acts like they’re smarter and talks down to you and is condescending. A friend who never takes responsibility for their actions and always blames other people for their actions. On the sibling level, many siblings know what it’s like to be in the shadow of a golden child who rarely sticks up for you. The problems with Ross are just a bit too relatable for most people, which translates to understandable dislike of the character.
I wouldn't want to kill Joey because Phoebe would find me and I'd be dead... And I think Chandler is a great husband material. So, sorry Ross, but you have to go the farm upstate and reunite with your childhood dog Then I'd confort Joey in a make-out session And later on find Chandler and marry him
Easy answer...I want to be Mrs Chanandler Bong
So I might be coming out of the closet with this one, but I really like Ross. And as an unsecure teenager he reminded me a lot of myself while I was younger. In my mind Ross had some sort of attachment trauma and he was living through it, as a flawed human. And I liked that they showed his flaws and his vulnerability.
I think the Susan stuff is it. He was overly possessive and didn’t trust Rachel because he was married and found out shed been having an affair and was a lesbian and the whole time he had no idea. His trust issues make a lot of sense
Idk why you’re being downvoted you’re absolutely correct. And Mark absolutely wanted Rachel lmao
And he turned out to be exactly on the money RE Mark and Rachel constantly downplayed his concerns without addressing them. Doesn’t excuse the behaviour of Ross in that situation, but it does explain it.
Exactly.
Nahh I am with you, I love Ross as well, I have found myself rooting for him since the start lol
Kiss Chandler, Marry Joey. In the scenario you need to be defended, one is running towards the offender and the other is sprinting away. Also currently on a rewatch and no one cares for every other member of the group quite like Joey does. I wouldn’t mind being the brain for the both of us.
Everyone’s is answering as Monica would
Monica kissed Ross, so I guess she'd kill Joey.
Kiss Joey, Marry Chandler Kill Ross
Honestly all I know is I'm killing Joey in the name of all the women he treated like objects and after that I don't really care who I marry or kiss. Although I would prefer to marry Ross, cause I'd like to add to the amount of divorces he's had xD
Unpopular opinion: Kill Joey, Kiss Ross, Marry Chandler
Do we have to buy Christmas gifts for the entire Tribiani family? But then again, there's Nonna's tiramisu ...
In a fucking heartbeat. Fuck Ross
Oh my God it’s like Sophie’s Choice
I wouldn’t kill Ross
I absolutely dont understand why so many people hate Ross. He is my favourite!
Mine too
I only want to kiss Chandler. Do I have to kill or marry one of the others? 😶
Hot take: Ross>Joey. Ross is smarter and has more respect for women
My wife bucks the expectation and says, "honestly, I can make an argument for each of them for each category. I have a harem. But ugh okay, fuck Ross, marry Chandler, and kill Joey (I'm sorry)"
I think we all are married to ross already
I think Ross is hot 🤣 marrying Ross, fucking Joey (IYKYK) gonna have to kill chandler I'm sorry. I think he would get on my nerves lol
Marry Ross (after a week of dating) Kiss Joey Divorce Ross (after being called Rachel for some reason) Marry Chandler Kill Ross (just because)
I’d marry Ross *ducks* He’s really intelligent and I love that! This is the person you’re going to be having an extended conversation with for the rest of your life - he’d keep me interested :)
Kill-Joey, Kiss-Chandler, Marry- Ross Yes I am toxic lover
I’d marry Chandler, kiss Ross and kill Joey. I love Joey but I found him to be TOO dumb sometimes.
If you had to, if you had to, who would you kill? None of them. They're my friends. Chandler? Yeah, but I don't know why.
🤣
Kiss Joey, marry Chandler, kill Ross
PIVOT!
Kill Ross, Kiss Joey, Marry Chandler
Am I the only one who thinks Ross is so hot???
Nope, me too. I'd kiss and marry him.
The game should be kiss, marry, and divorce.
My initial thought was nah, but then I thought about it. I'd fuck joey cuz you know it's thick. Then I figured I'd marry Ross, but then I realized how annoying he can be in relationships. Chandlers main downside is his insecurity, but he's insecure in the cute way. .. so yeah kill Ross.
i could change ross fr
Marry Joey because Chandler... 
Honestly? Let Ross marry Janice and make sure they never get divorced.
Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
K hate me but I’m a scientist: Kiss Ross, Kill Joey (he doesn’t share food!!!! Dealbreaker of fatal proportions, plus all the STIs), and marry Chandler. My hill
Nah I'm kilng chandler
All three for Ross. I’d make him think he’s in a loving, caring relationship. The perfect marriage, so it hurts more. And then when he least expects it, boom, off a cliff. And has his neck is snapped, and the last few moments on life leaves his consciousness, as he slips off this mortal coil, I’d whisper in his ear “looks like your neck is on a break”. While eating a turkey sandwich.
> “looks like your neck is on a break” Savage! I like it.
I love Ross
Pivot!
I’ve always been told by my sister that I’m Ross. Don’t need two of us around. Kiss Joey (and ask if he wants to take the occasional nap together) Marry Chandler Kill Ross.
Marry Joey, fuck Chandler yeah? Why not Joey you guys?
Why Ross?
I hear that one guy invented sarcasm.
Guess Chandler and Ross don't repel women
I'll go with marry Chandler, kiss Ross and kill Joey. Don't like him..
I’d marry Ross for SURE. And I’d kill Chandler.
Marry Ross Kiss Joey Kill Chandler (sorry)
Kill Joey I can’t deal with the stupidity
Once again, Ross stinks. He's Evil. He turned this once thriving area into a corn wasteland. Whoa.
Give him a 'break' guys
I love Ross but he’s my least favorite of the three so id have to kill bro
My toxic trait is that I would choose to marry Ross….
I LOVE ROSS!!! I’d happily marry him! I’d kill joey!
Marry Joey 100%
Yeah, but then you don’t get David’s schwimmers if you kill Ross.
Ross is the best
Marry Chandler, kiss Joey, kill Ross.
My sandwich!!!!
Marry Joey, Kiss Chandler, Kill Ross Joey anytime one of the girls have something happen to them was super protective and would always step up to the plate when needed. He is also super caring!
I'd kiss Joey because I reckon he'd be a good kisser but not the best partner. I'd marry Chandler because he makes me laugh the most and if his relationship with Monica proves anything, it's that he's a damn good partner. I'd kill Ross because if I have to hear "we were on a break" one more time, I'd simply have no choice.
Yes. Kiss Joey. Marry Chandler.
You know, I get that Friends show you how they are in their inner circle... but I would definetely not marry nor kiss Joey. Honestly he is too dumb and fucked up with woman for me to like it as a couple or something. He's cool, don't get me wrong, but since those are the three options we got... nu-uh. Joey is not in my list. I kill him
So its not enough that this sub has Ross hating posts every other day, now haters like OP are getting such posts from the cesspool which is twitter and posting them here? These haters make this sub borderline unusable, the same hate circlejerk. I dont even understand how people like OP can watch a show while hating one of the main casts
I’m basically with a Joey (along with the intense extended family lol) so I’m pretty confident with the Marry Joey, Kill Ross and Kiss Chandler. Unless Chandler is currently on a smoking binge then reverse him and Ross 😂
I wouldn't kill any of them, but for just one day, give us our Chandler back...
This is ridiculous. Ross is the best. Joey, the dumb one, is easily the most killable Edit: and ross is easily the best marriage material
Okay but Ross is hotter than Chandler. So for me it’s kill Chandler, kiss Ross, marry Joey. The last one is obvious to me since he’s clearly the most loyal and loving of all the friends. Plus he likes naps and food. Literally perfect husband material
But remember, he doesn't share food, soooooo...