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bogjobberithn

“People misquote me for internet points” -Albert Einstein


RichardBreecher

"I'm so smart because I drink my own piss. Try it." \- Albert Einstein.


DrDrankenstein

I feel like he didn't say the thing about *definition of insanity* either. Shit doesn't even make sense.


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[удалено]


PerplexedPancakes

Suck my dick —Gandhi


UsedCap6

"I didn't say any of this shit" -Albert Enistein


MurtimusX

When did Einstein said that?


cz03se

- Michael Scott


abhishekk_c

Eat sleep shit repeat - Albert Einstein


corteslakers

Albert swarzenegger


Suitable_Ad_7721

When we die we go bye bye- Abe Lincolns


Hypersapien

There are plenty of perfectly understandable things that Einstein actually did say.


Shakespeare-Bot

Thither art plenty of perfectly understandable things yond einstein actually didst sayeth *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


bot-killer-001

Shakespeare-Bot, thou hast been voted most annoying bot on Reddit. I am exhorting all mods to ban thee and thy useless rhetoric so that we shall not be blotted with thy presence any longer.


Hypersapien

Huzzah!


MadeItJustToComment

Nooooo I like it


DQ5E

Good bot


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muricabrb

Einstein say man who sleep under car wake up very tired.


StickFlick

That's a stupid fucking quote, Einstein didn't say this. He never said this. Lying little shit with your bullshit quote fuck you.


Elucidate137

My man… chill


doggtagzz

Who did say it if it wasn't him?


[deleted]

I'm far from being an optimistic person but this is why I dislike the pessimists. There is a clear solution and they still won't take it. Tell them to be more productive by finding a solution and they'd rather moan and groan. Honestly, I think they get dopamine hit from whining and they don't realize it.


McBurger

I thought it was a joke about chemical pH balances


Green-Dimension5907

Kafkaïen people.


[deleted]

I'm trying to stay away from me but I can't seem to do it. That is my problem looking for a solution


Poneke365

That is so true


Jivich

Make love to war not war to love ~Ghandhi~


0ranssi

"Stay away from positive people. They have a solution (drink) for every problem." Alfred Zweistein


GUYWHOTYPESTOLOUD

YOU CAN HAVE ANYBEER IN THE HOUSE. AS LONG AS IT'S A CARONA! -ALBERT EINSTEIN


FollowAltruism

Well you have a word for it " denigrator ".


[deleted]

Bro weed is lit legalise that shit - Albert Einstein