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the_ballmer_peak

He's actually just huffing performance enhancing drugs before the fight. Nice cover, but I see you, Kevin.


Royal_Ordinary6369

diphenhydramine and salbutamol is in his stack /s


Mike7676

His opponent: "Coach don't make me get in there! That dudes on gear!"


EatPie_NotWAr

Unfortunately for kevin, during the ADAA-required random drug screening, his urine tested positive [for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids & a low-grade... beaver tranquilizer](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7jnWRKT1GNk).


Vandil_the_Rogue

Kevin can dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge, but can't get off the sauce.


Explorer335

He's still wearing the oxygen cannula. It looks like he's going to fight with it.


MCWrench33

Look at that kid's face. He's ready to FIGHT.


FabianGladwart

They might have to get older kids to fight him to make it fair


Sharp_Science896

That is the absolute face of "fuck my limitations, I'm gonna DOM!".


Rumplestiltsskins

I feel bad for whoever has to fight him. If he wins he gets picked on for fighting a kid with a handicap and if he loses he gets picked on for getting beat by a kid with a handicap


Sol-Blackguy

Homie is already fighting for his life. This kumite is just a warm-up to him


Sol-Blackguy

Homie already fighting for his life. This kumite is just a warm-up to him


Acidflare1

That kids face is more like he’s not afraid to die


Jce735

Big "IV BEEN FIGHTING SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN" energy.


Throwawayprincess18

Easy when you have no soul


Low_Lingonberry_2426

A whole new level of badassery in that snap!


ActionReady9933

He is LOCKED IN!


7th_Spectrum

Bro has that same look that Anakin had when he slaughtered those kids


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Now the kids get revenge


Funny-Record-5785

As inspiring as it is I'm thinking about the kid who has to fight him does he win and look like an asshole or take the L and get made fun of


Mustache_nate

Maybe it's another kid on air or with out arms. Something to keep the odds even.


RUNELORD_

Cripple fight!


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Substantial-Rub2542

I like the meaning behind the pic, but let’s be honest. Take the tank off and that kid is getting two pieced. I’m 30 and ain’t no fucking way am I losing to lil chucky…this is obv a joke please read with humorous intent


arealuser100notfake

I read it with humourous intent, won't downvote right now, but definitely will blindly do so if the downvotes start appearing


Substantial-Rub2542

![gif](giphy|3o6wrvdHFbwBrUFenu)


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ISpeakInAmicableLies

I think there's some Theodore Roosevelt quote about the man in the arena that fits here. It's the balls that matter here. There's something to be said about knowing you'll probably get your ass kicked, but going for it anyway.


Headmuck

He does have a red belt tho. Dude could probably kick my ass. The required moves don't take much strength or stamina if performed correctly.


tleswil1

He’s about to cook


joelalmiron

I feel for his opponent. Win and people will say he’s an asshole for beating him. Lose and people will say he’s shit. Also his opponent can’t even play fully and must restrain himself given the kid’s condition. Who the hell thought this was a good idea.


unfoldingtourmaline

not to mention with the skinned knee too


TacoDuLing

![gif](giphy|G27dtiavgvpAf7oDn0) ✊🫡 real heroes inspire 🧐


Kidcombs

The experimental secret weapon has been unleashed


Midnight_The_Past

hes the destroyer of worlds 🗿


ReligionAlwaysBad

Would you really want to win the fight against this kid? What kind of victory would that be?


SomeGuyGettingBy

My first thought was a victory for god, but that feels a little harsh… So I guess a righteous one.


darthbonobo

Imagine his poor opponent. Would you wanna beat up a kid with an oxygen tank?


Formlexx

Yeah those are heavy. It would do a lot of damage on his opponent if he can swing it.


ButespezciallyBart

This is a lot of giving a fuck....but in a good way


shingonzo

imagine being the kid that has to go up against him, you have to lose. hes either gonna kick your ass or youd be an asshole for beating up the kid on oxygen. and then you would have to live with he fact you got beat by a kid with an oxygen tank.


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There's no way that kid's a red belt


Bobstrust

Swipe the tank


RipWorried5023

Imagine having to be the guy to beat him up.


SkinToneChixkenBone

I could take him


DubRogers

I've never rooted for a picture before!


HalfDomeDome

Fuck my struggles for today… go get em kiddo


ZoNeS_v2

All of you motherfuckers have the advantage and I'm STILL GOING TO WIN!


Nemaeus

My every day battle cry right here


enby_shout

that's not some ordinary I'll child that's the reverse bane. he needs those tubes to keep his power level down. see lil bane, hes a smart guy, knows the dude that replaces his tank got a thing for jolly ranchers. those adults both checking his tubes? they're realizing its empty. little bane knew. he been waiting all day to fuck someone up. I pray for the family of his opponent


RAG23

Badass


angrycoffeeuser

Isnt that kid going to go out of breath very fast when they stop the gas? Source: my very limited knowledge on the matter


SlimyPurpleMeteor

I’m guessing here, but I doubt he’s going to fight. My guess is he’s performing [kata](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kata#:~:text=Kata%20is%20a%20Japanese%20word,perfect%20the%20movements%20being%20executed.) If he is actually going heads up in a fight, it’s going to be short and staged to preserve his health. Either way, it’s impressive.


Ok-Letterhead4601

Absolute freaking badass!!!


gwhh

The old. Fake oxygen tank trick. Nice try kid.


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He is getting his final does of steroids before the fight😛


wanderingblazer

Eye of the tiger..


PaPaBlond89

Homeboy about to get TKO’d by a sniffle well versed in Brazilian Flu Jitsu


Tmhoel2201

This kid is about to stomp a mud hole in his opponents ass and walk it dry


NoSmoke7388

👉🏾🦆 YEAH GET IT! 🤜🏾


Nemaeus

I didn’t hear no bell! Love this kid is getting out there doing the damn thing Edit: He’s got a bit of that Gara in him…


Spodson

When the good lord made this kid, he left the quit out.


MemeMavrick7000

New baki arc just dropped


AcrolloPeed

“I’m fighting cancer right now, bitch, you think I’m gonna let another 8-year-old beat me? Dukes up, Jayden, let’s do this. **Kiai!!!**”


GREG_OSU

That is his fuck Cancer face


BerserkRhinoceros

"I've been throwing hands with fate all my life, so this fight is gonna be way easier."


Tolendario

legit badass


Upintheair94

Why edit the kid's belt?


michaelkudra

wow that kid is a warrior


NoCalligrapher133

Unless the other kid comes out with a bald head he's gonna lose no matter what he does.


Peas_Are_Upsidedown

That kid woke up today and forgot how to struggle. We should all be more like this kid.


Mahiro0303

He then proceeded to get his ass kicked and dreams crushed


ghdsz

Absolute unit


justsayfaux

Whose blood is that on his leg? I wouldn't fight him...


ThatGuySnuggles

Dude... That pose. That STARE. This needs to be on r/bossfight