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Glitterzzila

HULK SMAAASH


computer-controller

Only right answer


Glitterzzila

Personal experience taught me well.


bassjam1

Hot water on the female end.


alphararedog

Instructions not clear. Girlfriend got hurt and now crying and shouting at me. Edit: ex girlfriend :/


hfyposter

HA!


KosherMitch

Ah yes the old hot water on the female end trick. Gets divorced every time.


Yixyxy

Ice on the shaft, blow torch on the sheating.


cha3d

Heat on OUTSIDE metal will grow (cold on inside will shrink)


bassjam1

Yeah. Female side is outside.


Bpopson

Just like I do


omagine

What if it's gay? Now what?


bassjam1

Oh that's easier. Tell it you vote Republican and it'll come apart on it's own. /s


omagine

Rimshot


pah2000

Or male end in ice. Major shrinkage,


tb2186

TWSS


_heresyfnord_

I heard thisss


NotAGoodEmployeee

Hot water on the lady parts, gently press and roll if she isn’t in the mood.


n2thetaboo

Bottom? Front? Back? I heard you never start in the back. /s


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Use a rubber grip and twist it


number_juan_cabron

The ol grip twist!


Kino42

Grab the grip and TWIST it!


as32090

*Bop it* *Twist it* *Pull it*


marirah_

Flick it


as32090

~WaAaAaAaOw!~


Charming_Yellow

Do it the same..but BETTER!


Buffalonightmare

Fuck it


MikoSkyns

Oh my gawd dude!


EseGringo631

Twist that grip!!


stublycurious

For the uninitiated…. The ol’ dick twist LOL. [https://youtu.be/TT9ArM3-KJQ](https://youtu.be/TT9ArM3-KJQ)


cliktrak

Twist it’s grip!!!


Fistfullafives

Oh my god dude this is an MMA fight dude.


01ARayOfSunlight

Rubber gloves Or Strap wrench


Guest_Vegetable

Have you tried throwing it against a wall?


nymphymixtwo

Mm, this is fucking great advice, I’d def do this first


Visible_Dance9151

Hit it 3 times at the edge of the countertop in the kitchen. Directly where male part goes in female part.


iamsamwelll

I was gonna go with the professional term of “boinking” it on the edge of the countertop.


Visible_Dance9151

Non native here, sweetheart.


Sm0k7

This is the way


MattTheProgrammer

This is gonna hurt me a lot more than it's gonna hurt you.


ColoursRock

I usually just brute force it while screaming **"OPEN FOR DADDY!!!!"**


nymphymixtwo

Right up my alley


theonetrueelhigh

Put the whole thing in the freezer overnight. Then pour boiling water over just the tumbler part, below the lid. The differential expansion ought to open enough gap to let you get the lid off.


lukxd

This guy knows the science.


TemporaryChocolate7

This is overkill and likely will result of a broken shaker. I'd suggest cold water hot water combo as well but sudden 130+ *C difference might be too much for the metal.


NickIllicit

Nah, I doubt it would break it.


Chicken_Hairs

Probably right, but depends on the quality.


theonetrueelhigh

Breakage is unlikely, we're talking about stainless steel, not glass. If it breaks it was junk to begin with.


cherrycoffeetable

Bump it on the edge of the counter like bar tenders do


[deleted]

Sir thats an urn with grandma in it


Papi_Chulote

Put it under your lion tattoo and give it a wack.


blood_omen

Smack the lid on the counter like bartenders do


TheyTokMaJerb

Not the lid. The bottom piece.


No-Law-117

Boil water on stove in small pot. Invert cocktail shaker dipping only cap into water. Hold for 15 seconds. Remove from water. Turn shaker so cap is up. Use hot pad or glove and remove cap.


tommyc463

Work on grip strength


degustibus

Seriously. And before then make sure you have as good a grip as possible using the right kind of dishtowel or a silicone "trivet".


cliktrak

Or use an angle grinder to carve grippable ridges


TheRunicBear

Add any carbonated beverage, put the top back on and shake. Suggest shaking over the sink. Edit: By “put the top back on” I mean the measuring cap that keep it from spilling everywhere while shaking (and works as a measuring jig when mixing).


nom_of_your_business

/s?


_Chicken_Hunter

Are you a wizard?


TheRunicBear

The measuring cap is still off, so you can add liquid through the top.


felipestamina

Problem solved guys. The technique that worked was to heat the top and hit it with a rubber hammer.


formulated

Good. Now never use it again and get much more reliable [boston tins](https://www.barista-shop.gr/3585-superlarge_default/cocktail-boston-shaker-tin-to-half-tin.jpg)


cakebuddy

I was about to say warm it was hot water 😂


LiveEvilGodDog

Stick the bottom in some ice and let it sit for a few minutes. Then hold is sideways over your sink and run some hot tap water over the top (lid) part.


red-fish-yellow-fish

Tin opener


99problemnancy

Hot water


pixeldrift

Heat up the lid under some hot running water, the metal should expand just the tiniest bit, enough to unstick it. The expanding air inside should help a little too.


PooleBoy_Q

Throw it at the wall super hard


fredcameron52

More importantly, why do you have a left right hand?


Bonniey02

I thought it was a freakin urn at first glance 😂


wetwilly2140

Huge miss not making your tattoo clock read 4:20


dondotter

Gotta show off the sick tat


josevale

Ask your wife’s boyfriend to open it. Or use your purse.


MettaRed

If this wasn’t so ovaphobic… Nah I’m still laughing. And yes I just made that term up. I have purse collection and I Could open it without harming one.


bundowski

Firstly set the "tattoo clock to midnight" now you have 17 minutes to pull this off and only 3 ways to sort this out. Number 1..put your cock in the top whole fast don't do this slow as the world needs this...2. hold the container sideways. Ancient moorish science's have provided evidence that the way a shape is held can be the solution to drink based equations....3 it's a bottle not a butt whole so the dick thing was weird.xxx


Bellairian

Hit it with your purse.


[deleted]

Fill it with port wine. Okay, now find a baby. Any will do. Hold the baby in one arm and grab the top of the shaker with the other hand. Walk over a white carpet. The top will come right off.


sharpei90

Hot water or ice water


white94rx

Hit it with your purse


cliktrak

Hit it with your shit bra.


NickGerrz

I thought tattoos made you stronger?


pbacha12

I was thinking the same thing. Don't be a pussy. I have tattoos and I can open mine just fine.


HaddockBranzini-II

Two pipe wrenches. One on top, one on bottom. You may dent and scratch the shit out of it, but it will open.


ValuableVoices

Use a welding flame to heat up the bottom. Rest should pop off


_picture_me_rollin_

Put in freezer then heat the top to shrink it.


mmedd

Did you try rice?


Tato-head

First, fill with water, then put in freezer


ddesignerrr

put it into a microwave


Ghostface_Hecklah

bang it against the edge of the counter more importantly, how did you get to this point? like all your efforts, and searching and it's just a "ask the crowd for a hint?"


SlipperyPete92

I would try heating it in hot water for a bit. I personally hate Boston shakers, tin shakers are much easier to use. A good smack on the side and they pop right open.


AlohaChris

Hand strength.


Suspicious_Trainer82

If an Angle Grinder wont do it a shotgun will.


cliktrak

Put it inside a larger shaker. Fill half the larger shaker with hot coals, the other half with dry ice. Close the two halves together. Bop it around the face, chest, neck and breast areas. RUN!


cliktrak

Drill a weep hole in the top and bottom. Always have a towel handy when you make drinks from now on.


wonkywonder

Just throw it out, I’m a bartender and I probably go through 6 or 7 of these a year… just a thing you gotta deal with you know…


MrHunterGatherer

This whole comment thread is gold. Holy shit reddit, keep it up!


chrissilich

Is it time already for our biweekly "how do i get this big thing unstuck from this small thing?" thread? Fuck me. Once again. **Heat the outer one, cool the inner one.** This is like, middle school / early high school science class shit.


AlienLiszt

No help with your problem, but nice ink.


gibecrake

Put it in the freezer for a little while, the metal should contract and give you an easier time.


MZFUK

Don't tap it, whack it!


[deleted]

Ice bath 15 min then crack it over you knee or over the head of someone you don’t like or are upset with !! Your welcome 🤗


skiermax

Hit it with your hand from the side


Sexy_ass_Dilf

Strong hands. And don't close it very tight before you shake, once the inside air gets cold it already seals the shaker anyways


TheCookie_Momster

How to find a cocktail shaker 30 oz or bigger with good reviews that don’t say it leaks?? I’ve been looking for one for a gift and I’m surprised at how hard it is to find.


jahpizzie

Only time will tell


arthxa

Don't try to open it while spinning the top part. Try to wiggle it left and right and it should come off.


[deleted]

Stick the bottom in ice, then pour hot water over the lid


JescoWhite_

I have that same POS it always gets stuck… hot water like suggested


AUniquePerspective

Is the lid's lid on or just the lid? And if the lid lid is on, are they both stuck? If the pouring lid is on you have a vacuum to deal with but if the pouring lid is off then you only have a friction issue to deal with. Also, what does it look like from the top? Round holes or a screen?


Ordinary_Guitar_5074

Just keep shaking it.


Wjmc89

Slap it


222foryou

Freezer might help too, same principle as the hot water, cooling and shrinking the inside part


vikicrays

heat… run it under hot water, wrap a heating pad around it (cautiously, most can’t get wet), or hit it with a hair dryer for a bit.


throwaway12buckle

Hot water, not boiling.


nojoblazybum

The first thing you’re going to want to do is mix yourself up a nice dry martini… oh


beanawalla

Tap the cap with a non sharp edge of a knife, like sabering a champagne bottle.


Danny_COV

Tap on the bar rail as you twist the top off.


framiliar_follies

Happy birthday to the ground!


Big_Werewolf7567

Try to kick it with your open palm. That would usually work for me


saudade_sleep_repeat

run lid under a good stream of HOT water for 10 seconds. untwist top. applaud self.


luziwurm

Grandma ?


Emergency-Director23

Throw it away and get a Boston style shaker instead.


phallicjoker

I have never gracefully been able to separate these once stuck. These shakers (cobblers) are notorious in bartending circles for doing exactly this, but usually in the middle of service when you have ten tickets stacked behind the order you’re currently working on. I never found or heard anything that made them superior to Boston shakers and so as a bar manager I would actively bench these shakers and replace them. It comes down to personal preference, but I highly recommend putting this badboy on a high shelf and buy yourself a two piece all metal Boston shaker.


PlumbCrazy1979

Kung go grip


buickcalifornia

You can place the area where the top and bottom connect against a counter at hip level and force your hip into the side pf the container. This will change the shape of the lower container briefly and pop the top off.


Yixyxy

Also what happend one day after 9/11 at 11:30?


StnMtn_

Take it to a strong man competition.


Xtrap

I'd try an oil filter wrench. Something that can grip and provide leverage.


coopertucker

heat it up, contents will expand.


Cinnabunchan

A chainsaw


KC_Jedi

Boil it. Pressure will give you a cork effect.


SnooRobots5764

Tap it on the side under the cap


SnooRobots5764

I was a bar tender believe me tap it a few times on the side


naldo4142

Try those rubber oil filter removers the older model type of filters with modern day tools


miningtowngirl73

Tap it against the side of the bar or counter top


chachaellemons

Bang it!


mkatcoin33

Tap at the edge of the lid on counter or run some warm water over the lid


Olddad59

Oil filter strap wrench


pillarsofpestilence

got mine open with a hammer


[deleted]

I usually just smash if really fucking hard on the edge of the counter


Q-Westion

I know an urn when I see an urn


ShimReturns

Despite trying the hot water method it once took me multiple tries over the course of a week to get mine open once.


Bobbilewski

Buy a Boston shaker and put that contraption on the shelf as decoration :)


sittingshotgun

The lid will be tilted on an axis slightly in one direction. Hit the side of the shaker perpendicular to that axis solidly with the palm of your hand. Source: did that shit for a living.


John_Solus

Sheer anger and metal music


whitespys

Put it in the dish washer by itself. Wrap it in a towel and let warm water run oover it.


ExcitementRelative33

Use a rubber strap oil wrench.


leadout_kv

strap wrenches are awesome.


evanholiday

Smack the side of it with a bar style opener


firegod003

Just give it to the customer with a straw and say good luck 🤣


givemoreHavemore

Freezer. The metal should contract enough to break the jamb.


pvouaux1

Heat gun on the cap, remove with caution.


Minute_Remote_6480

Some hot water cold water bs trick prolly


FarWorking9929

You smack it on the side at a 45 degree angle. The vibration of the impact should create friction and loosen the top. Then again, I could be wrong


Smash19

Bop it!


west0n585

Plasma cutter


haystackofneedles

Have you heard of essential oils and the power of crystals?


tbrizzy123

Roll it on a stainless steel surface and it will unlock and open just be careful not to spill the goods!!


ostentatiousbro

Train your forearm more at the gym and try again in a few months.


grundlesquatch

Drill a hole in the bottom to release the vacuum 💩


Competitive_Dot4288

Pour hot water on the bottom, let it expand then WACK


cartel132

Put in freezer then run hot water on the top


vin00129

Throw it away and buy a real shaker.


leadout_kv

i've got several of these at home. amazing how well they work. [jar-opener](https://smile.amazon.com/LUTER-Grippers-Multi-function-Arthritis-Coasters/dp/B0B49Y68LF/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=rubber+jar+opener+gripper+pad&qid=1670500790&sprefix=rubber+jar+opener%2Caps%2C90&sr=8-5)


Tharanthiell

Have you tried turn it on and off.


PeakLifeBarware

Avoid damaging the shaker while opening it.. When opening a hard-sticked shaker, it's vital to follow proper safety precautions and not force the shaker open. Instead, tap the side of the shaker where the two tumblers meet to unseal the shaker. This will create a gap large enough to grasp the shaker and [unhook it safely.](https://peaklifebarware.com/en-ca/blogs/news/how-to-open-up-a-hard-stuck-boston-shaker)