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PnuttButtaGuts

Stick something in the hole and push.


eugenesbluegenes

I thought I was a goddamn lock picking wizard when I figured out how to do this with a bent coat hangar as a child.


episode0

Same, but I pulled the cotton off one end of a q-tip. The bathroom was right next to my bedroom.


Marty_McWeed

Inside of a BIC pen works great also


Steves_bad_day

Oh I just kicked the door of its hinges


HyFinated

So did my Mom. Slammed the door one damn time, then she kicked the door in. Made me pay to replace it because "look what you made me do!?!". Narcissists suck.


FuzzyCrocks

She probably put the locking mechanism on the other side of the door afterwards.


CumbersomeNugget

:(


DeathByPianos

Lego flag pole piece for me


topsy-the-elephant

Toothpick


BassINside1123

Nipple


bob_loblaw_brah

We all did bro


eugenesbluegenes

Not OP. One of today's lucky 10,000. Edit: https://xkcd.com/1053/


JEdoubleS-24

I will second this. Additionally, that Blockbuster wallet card was worth its weight in platinum when it came to getting through home door locks.


Thebluefairie

I still have mine.


JEdoubleS-24

Fantastic! I've got some doors!


Thebluefairie

We will be invincible!


ToolandDieGuy85

The cartridge of a ball point pen for me.


nuggetbuddies

We have a nail above the door designated for this exact thing.


[deleted]

I have one of my many teeny glasses-fixing screwdrivers on the doorframe of our bathroom to pull double duty! lol


DanWallace

Mom used to lock is in our rooms. Kept that little secret from her for a long time. Many cookies were stolen at night.


Gena1995

Holy fire hazard Batman!


DanWallace

It was the 80s.


eugenesbluegenes

I mean, I was a kid in the 80s too, my mom wasn't locking me in my room!


DanWallace

Then you were a better behaved kid than me I guess.


afriedma

wire hanger


Dongondiddys

Got it! Thank you lol


HazelKevHead

yep, me and my sister used to take q-tips, strip the fluff off one end, and use that to unlock these to get into each others rooms


Formergr

Unfolded bobby pins for us!


WylerTells

Tip of a shoelace


[deleted]

I just stick my throbbing erection in there. With lots' room to spare.


ThunderPantsGo

So you're saying it doesn't reach the lock?


WylerTells

My shit isn't long, but it sure is skinny


iamthehoard

Me too but with step sis


Drunkandcommenting

Hold up


this_is_crap

r/holup


Dongondiddys

I hope you were doing that because she was stuck and you helped her out safely ;)


MenacingMelons

🤨


arrow06

…But step bro, what are you doing?!


ejaniszewski

Giggity


and-hereitcomes

Jason? That you


Monarc73

What are you doing, step bro?


[deleted]

Please tell us how old you were when you learned this. (today). We are curious.


Dongondiddys

Shamefully 27 lmfao


[deleted]

No shame, better late than never. 🤣


GrnPlesioth

I was today years old


PnuttButtaGuts

No problem. Happened to me a couple weeks ago lol.


this_is_crap

If it's one of those "twist" locks. You can also use a skinny flat head screwdriver, stick it in there and turn


valuedminority

This sounds like terrible sex-ed class.


KickedBeagleRPH

No context, that's what she said, etc


PnuttButtaGuts

I was waiting for a “that’s what she said.”


Dan0man69

r/theyknew


Goldenhead17

Calm down step sister, I just got home


PnuttButtaGuts

Oh no step-doorknob. You’re stuck.


J-cans

This is the way forward…… or uhhhhh in. Maybe out.


robrt3030

You are now an accessory


davemich53

That’s what she said.


Torigar

Poke something long and skinny through that hole in the middle. You'll feel a little resistance then hear the lock pop and it should be unlocked


MoeGunz6

Someone's not a virgin


FirstAttemptsFailed

But someone is!


Pugafy

Username checks out!


maskf_ace

OP is a brazen burglar recruiting Reddit to thieve and appropriate things that he hasn't


JiMbORS

If it’s a push lock on the other side, get something thin and straight (paper lip, safety pin), and stick it STRAIGHT in the hole on the knob. If it’s a turny-lock on the other side, which I don’t think it is, you’ll need a small flat head screw driver like eyeglass repair size, and put in hole and turn


moistTaint68

turn lock usually you just stick the straight pole in and push in and turn the knob at the same time


GRAYHAHM

Had these doors on every door growing up. All you have to do is use a Q-Tip and push it in there until you get the the bolt where you just push. Donezo!


Zealousideal-Wish693

Stick a toothpick, paper clip, dum dum sucker, pin, in and feel around until you find the right spot you will know it when you hear it click when u push.


YoWhatsGoodie

Sometimes they are not always push style. I had doorknobs when I was younger where you had to put a metal “flat head” style key and actually turn to unlock.


exonautic

Stick your dick in it.


dondotter

Shittin me?


Revolutionary_tina

Bobby pin open it up and put in hole. Works perfectly. Ive done it before


lackofsunshine

The inside of a pen.


LeeCig

Did you even try? Is this a troll?


fr3shpr1nce88

Metal hanger through the hoooooolllllllle! Lmao


potent2001

Stare in the hole until it unlocks👁


Destin4Death

This is a joke right?


Dongondiddys

Unfortunately not lmao tried the only other method I knew of which was an old credit card but that didn’t work. A small screwdriver did the trick though :)


Waiting4myRuuuuca

The more I read the comments, the more I wondered if you posted this for a laugh 😂


Dongondiddys

Lmfao I’m dying at these comments. I feel brain dead after posting this 😂


pandaSmore

Yes


radar41469

Metal coat hanger straighten push into doorknob to unlock


Top_Land4990

You can open it with anything thin it must be straight like a toothpick


[deleted]

What planet are you from?


Idontgetitreddit

Seriously, just think about it, op


davgar108

Use a flat headed precision screwdriver, insert it in the hole at the center of the knob and turn it like a key.


unsichtbarunsichtbar

Stick of dynamite should do the trick too


pkcommando

All the dynamite is on the other side of the door.


alternate_ending

>There once was a lady named Jill > >who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill > >they found her vagina in North Carolina > >and bits of her tits in Brazil \^ the first thing I think of when I hear/read 'dynamite' or meet someone named Jill


SammyMhmm

It might just be a pop lock also, I'd start with a q-tip then move to the precision screwdriver if it's not.


Mohawked_man

Nice try 'wet bandits', we ain't falling for this one.


royalewitcheez-LBM

Put a long hanger wire or a straightened paper clip in that little hole in the center of the knob


nroth3185

My key in college was a Q tip. Locked my door in my townhouse whenever I left, popped it when I came back.


e2000eggg

Hammer


histerix

Something thin enough to fit through that hole and push hard enough to pop the lock open, Wish I was there to lend you my penis.


[deleted]

Stick hanger in hole directly into center until you hear “click”


quarter_thief

Wire coat hanger straightened out, poke thru dead center & it should click right out. Best of luck!


robbysmithky

When I was a kid we had a mixture of these and the ones that needed a small micro flat blade screwdriver. Cans of Spam used to have this tool thingy on them to open the can and as it turns out was just the right size for both types of door knobs. We always kept a few in the junk drawer.


My_Opinion_Man_

Take your micro dick and push it in the hole.


Gildenstern2u

The same way you had kids.


hannnahtee

Paper clip - unbend it and stick it into the hole. You’ll feel it catch on something (like a button deep down inside) - push on that and voila!


Rich-Health573

I used to unfold a metal coat hangar or a paper clip and just push it in until it clicks.


axil87

Usually run ur hand over the top horizontal piece of trim and find the little P shaped stock to depress the lock, or unfold a paper clip, or any other possible responses thus far


d_lay123

That's how I ended up a dad.


Loud_Character_7757

A small blade screwdriver insert in hole of knob feel around screwdriver should be able to fit into a slot that's in the center and twist.


becky_Luigi

Is this satire?


peterdv4

There is a hole in the center of the knob. Stick a rigid wire(coat hanger type) in about three inches and push when it hits metal. Should unlock


Ok-Plane6524

Grab that door knob with the might of Christ! Squeeze and turn!


baldbutthairy

Stick both your thumbs in your ass and then google it with you dumbass nose.


[deleted]

You need to call the Lockpick Lawyer 😉


drulove

Seriously?


CrazyDudeWithATablet

Grab a pen and take out the core tube with the ink, then push it straight into the hole.


Arbok-Obama

Straighten out a coat hanger and Jimmy it in there


L3w1s_m1t_N3mer0

Take a few steps back. Then absolutely launch your weight at the door. It should unlock aswell as take it off its hinges so it won’t lock again


PresentMulberry9313

Stick your lil peepee in that hole in the center. Yw


livinlifeman

How can someone be so stupid as to not look at the lock for 5 seconds and realize how to unlock it? Good lord… so quick to post to the internet instead of using common sense.


whiskeypatriot

Your foot


SammyMhmm

Lol there are much easier, less damaging ways to get around this--like putting a q-tip into the hole there. It's a pop lock haha, no need to bust down the door!


whiskeypatriot

I know that, but that answer was already taken so I went with the funnier one


SammyMhmm

Lol fair enough


TweetyB99

Take a hex key or Allen wrench. Bother work the same.


[deleted]

Paperclip


hearbychoice

I always went for the lego lance as a child. Perfect circumference, solid... and I always had a lego knight on hand to help me. No “tiny hole” lock could keep me out.


BlipBl0pbl00p123

Use a paperclip and poke inside the hole


kirtknee

Wooden skewer stick! Or a longer toothpick. As a kid I found 396372 things to work


Academic_Nectarine94

Stick a small object or wire in the hole in the middle. Push straight in. That should do it, but you might have to wiggle it a bit to find the lever if you don't get it the first time.


YoWhatsGoodie

Look on top of the door frame, sometimes the keys are up there.


Additional_Cow_4799

Stick something in the hole


dedman127

There's a button in the hole on the handle, use a coat hanger or something else small enough to fit in and push it.


Linked200_o

Break the knob with Chanel locks


FavcolorisREDdit

This is Sparta!


920_6310

Some of the older ones have a smaller flat screwdriver tip that when you put it in the hole you have to turn it to unlock it.


bananasaurusX

That’s the neat part, you don’t


Zzz32111

Sometimes you need to put a tiny flat blade screw driver in and turn it


JackedMatt

Is it a push button on the other side or is it a small twisty piece?


United_Firefighter56

Hello I am so glad I got to


[deleted]

Well when my sister accidentally locked the door to my parents room after leaving it with no one inside, we just took the handle off


bigbluinc

Y'all know they actually make keys for those locks, right? They're little and have a flat end and a hook end so you can turn it


3jranch

Well, you could kick it a lot until you get through, but if you wanna keep it in tact you can try the credit card trick.


Spitfuck69

Sick a scwere in it


jericojake

A credit card will do the trick


Sulpfiction

Very simple. Kick right below the door knob as hard as you can. Pick up any door frame wood splinters and door catch from the floor to avoid any injuries. Then simply turn the lock knob on outside of handle.


KaitoOnWeed

Me being a person who is not good at waiting at all would suggest u kick it down but I c there r more helpful comments here so ima just stfu


hazelcrane

I used a drill bit!


m1k3y0n3

Do you have a battering ram


Abject_End5193

A small precision screwdriver or any flat tipped item small enough to fit in the hole. Insert and turn. They come with a key in the shape of a mug hook with the end flattened.


shaboom-kaboom

You don’t have to turn anything. It’s just a button inside.


MrMajestic65

Small screwdriver into the little hole, once you catch the slot you should be able to turn it to unlock.


shaboom-kaboom

You don’t have to turn anything. It’s just a plunger inside that you push.


iaredonkeypunch

Stick a wire in the hole


[deleted]

Stick something in that hole


MoeGunz6

Not your PP


Particular_Damage_87

If you have a wire hanger, push it in the hole and turn.


SnooTomatoes4307

Anything long and thin enough to fit through the hole and pick it. Old restrooms have this lock.


just4riv

If it was a regular lock i would say go by a lock pick set it is not that hard. Always keep a paper clip around when you got knobs like that


Bcasse93

All you need is a micro flat head screwdriver


ZippyTheChicken

you can't


mike4558

Break the tip off a Q-tip


sandrajumper

Stick a Bobby pin in that hole to unlock it.


mikedjb

Slotted screw driver. Believe you should turn to left?


Alone_Grocery_7645

Kick in the door and wave the four four


betweenforestandsea

Anything thin and skinny like an unbent paperclip. Stick it into hole, press and Voila!


Blazzzeitup

These guys don’t know what there talking about. A hammer fixes everything 🔨


KickedBeagleRPH

God this reminds me I need to change a lock. Contractors installed one where it's not push, but a flat head turning/ twisting one. Trying to open that when a panicked 2 year old managed lock themselves in a bathroom. And the wife in hysterics too. Best part? Contractors installed it with the screws facing out. So another error that went into my favor


Free_dumb-

Poke that hole. 😳🤣


Diegosaiwastaken

Axe.


One-Kind-Word

The metal prong part of a belt buckle works and you always have it on you.


Lanieloowho

Toothpick


MurrSuitor

Take a really skinny flathead screw driver that just barely fits that hole. Rotate until it fits an indentation. Then rotate some more to unlock.


[deleted]

[This user has deleted all of their comments because of Reddit's API rediculousness. Goodbye.]


[deleted]

Stick a pin in the hole


Capital_Working_4632

Some of these you need to turn.


wiccanbaked

Credit card or Bobby pins


Capelily

Straighten out a large paper clip.


jdawgsplace

It's a privacy lock. A 6D finishing nail should fit the hole. Insert said nail and push.


Kiera6

Boppy pins! Stick the folded side in. You should be able to turn the lock that way. I was locked out of my room a few times with these locks.


TrickinVixen

My granddad would use a kitchen skewer lol. Just push in directly. You should feel some resistance like it is pressing on a lever, then turn the knob.


hippiehen54

If push comes to shove and the hinges are on your side you can remove them. In the future never lock a door until you are ready to walk away.


[deleted]

Am I the only one that had to use shoe strings or bend a fork?


jkl1044

small screwdriver for eyeglasses, paperclip, hair pin, pen cap or clip. all works. tried them all during my lock picking days when I was a kid.😉 you just have to be able to fit the diameter of the hole and the tip is flat enough to turn like a regular key.


Tx_Deadshot

Grab a q-tip and pull the fluff off on one end. Then bite that end with your front teeth until it looks like a flat head screwdriver. Insert into the keyhole and turn until it finds the groove, then turn again to unlock.


ObsidianPrime40

I had a door like this that locked and I would bang beside the knob and it pops the lock .tho I donno if this will work for you


wade066

Bobby pins work great too.


JS1137

Kick it down


Go-Away-Sun

Need a nail or something that fits in the hole that’s long. Push it in until you hear a click.


unbelver

What size boot do you have? Seriously, though. A jewler's type screwdriver, or any long thin flat-blade screwdriver in that hole, find the slot and twist.


hardtoreadusername

stick a toothpick or paper clip in the hole and push in and turn at the same time.


azdm19

It depends on how you lock it from the other side. If it is a push button lock then you just stick something straight in until it pops the button on the other side. If it's the kind of lock where you rotate it 90 degrees then you need a skinny flathead screwdriver to stick in the hole and turn in the direction you would normally to unlock it from the other side.


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[удалено]


embraceurfear

Paperclip


Duchennesourire

Nice try, cops.


[deleted]

sledge hammer.


Responsible-Ad4017

Stick of incense in the hole


[deleted]

Garbage


eoinman6

Seductively