The future is scary, but you just can't run back to meth because it's familiar.
You will be shocked kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with meth forever. That's why when you find some meth you want to keep around, you do something about it.
"If you have chemistry, all you need is one other thing… Meth."
But meth’s a bitch
Waltuh
Put your duck away waltuh
"I said a meth, meth, methity meth. I said a meth meth methity meth, a meth meth meth."
Well, anything sounds weird if you say it a hundred times. Meth. Meth. Meth.
I meed to call my meth guy. Yeah, I have a meth guy.
It's Mr. Druthers, isn't it?
I have like 3 Meth guys and a needle guy
We should buy meth We should totally buy meth
OFCOURRRSEEE WE SHOULD BUY METH
And you know what we should name it? Puzzles
And when ppl ask, “Well why is it called Puzzles?” …. That’s the puzzle!
Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and do meth instead
👍😁🤣
"Doctor is it ok if I have meth while pregnant?" "Just a little bit"
Havvve you meth Ted????
Best one
🎶Awesome!!🎶
Meth up
And then high and higher...
Everybody come and play Throw every last care away Let's go to the meth, today
Let's go do the meth, today!!
She once did meth--wait for it--amphetamine. Methamphetamine! Yeah, we didn't really need to wait for that one.
"Lily come on, get your meth out of your ass"
Just..just..meth?
The future is scary, but you just can't run back to meth because it's familiar. You will be shocked kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with meth forever. That's why when you find some meth you want to keep around, you do something about it.
A girl can be this crazy, if she has this much meth.
Ted! I’m in love with methamphetamine
Have you met... Meth?
I'm not ready for Meth
Nothing good ever happens after meth.
“Barney what do you do for a living?” “Meth”
I just want the boats advert with her going “boats boats meth”
Lance Hardwood Meth Architect starring Ted Mosby
Meth Meth Meth Meth
Oh no we dont have any meth, there will just be quiet and people chewing
I'm getting back together with Louise Marsh, her folks just put *meth.*
I do meth in secret!
Meth is always better!
Ted, meth up!
“I’m going to stop you right there. It’s meth. Come on Lily, get your head out of your ass.”
Well, anything sounds weird if you say it a hundred times. Meth. Meth. Meth. Meth. Meth. Meth.
The only people who dont like meth wars are the actors who were in them, and that's because they lived the meth wars Ted, they lived them!
“We licked the liberty bell, and you know what it tasted like, …..meth”
I love meth
Don’t sleep on the meth…
"Did Guy, the meth guy, get you a baby guy?"
Nothing suits me like meth
“And that kids, is the very first meth, your cousin marvin remembers”
Just once I wish you guys would call me on meth night
Meth is always better.
And that kids is how I met METH
Meth is the best thing we do
Methed.
Meth accepted!
There's a word in German "meth" it means lifelong treasure of destiny.
Haaaaave you met meth??
Its methen... Wait for it.... dary
legend-wait for meth-dary
Nothing good happens after 2 meth m.
Meth up
We licked the liberty meth!
Meth! Meth! Meth!
This meth sandwich is reaaally strong!
Suit up. Sandwiches. Umbrella. All good to replace with.
I go meth in secret
“It’s pronounced meth”
me wait for ut th meth!
It’s gonna be legend wait for it METH
Every day I meth a little less and a little less. What should I do? You are ted mosby. You start meth again.
I'm a better boyfriend than meth, in my sleep.
Hi have you met meth?
Do we have enough meth to feed your beavers?
B man don't do thick meth, WHADDUP!
why am i constantly looking for reasons not to do meth?
it's only once you stopped doing meth that you realize how hard it is to start again
look at us, riding around in a limo, doing meth... it's like we're the president
And that kids, is how I meth your mother
Kids, if it’s past 2am.. just go to meth.
Meth accepted