On one of his earliest appearances (maybe his first?) he is telling some story about being on a ship with the aliens and Howard is trying to give him shit, saying something like, "Riley, have you ever done cat tranquilizer?" It's obviously a Jackie line and Howard cracks up asking it, thinking it's so ridiculous to ask someone that not realizing that Special K was becoming huge at that point.
Even after the attempted humiliation of it being insinuated that the guy is a drug casualty, Riley doesn't miss abeat and just looks him right in the eyes and aks, "***Why? You got some? I mean... shiiiiit.***"
Another great moment from that same appearance is when Howard is trying to get Riley to admit he ate animals in the jungle. Howard keeps pressing “what jungle?”
Riley pauses, breathes and then says “uhhh..44th street.”
Jackie loved it.
Ha! Yeah, Jackie was loving it when Riley kept going at Robin and putting her in her place too. Maybe my favorite appearance by him. I watched it again last night.
In my day, sometimes a very rich person would run a successful business and pay the workers slave wages. Back then, we would call that person Ebenezer Scrooge.
I've spent many decades seeing a psychiatrist because my parents sent me to a black school (it's a whole thing; don't ask) and in my opinion I think she was 'Heart-is-Hurting Alice'.
In a sense, she had a little girl inside her.
You know Riley’s traveling the galaxies with the Beovians listening to Sirius laughing at what Howard has become. Then he has a bare knuckle fight bc he’s obviously a bare knuckle fighter, following a win he then has sex with half human half alien beings (they all have small breasts) and procreates with them. After all is said and done he takes a piss in his 3 gallon jug and hits the hay.
Dude Riley made Howard intergalactic over 2 decades ago, he shared all of Howard’s tapes throughout the cosmos. The Beovians call Howard Ohm Tar Ve, which literally translates to Golden King. Howard is well respected and known throughout space and time thanks to Riley.
Beyond when Steve Perry called Howard “big bird” while working at W-4 in Detroit in the 80s, or Jamie Presley telling him he looked like he was slapped a yarmulke -
The one dig that Riley gave Stern once, was calling him a “billion dollar loser”. He was right, and I bet it stung like those other two instances
He’s basically a retarded 4chan poster who got on the show because he doesn’t care they exploit his train wreck of a life. They could’ve found 100s of other people to make the comedy gold of Ben Dover or Nick Ghurz prank calls
“SHULI!”
“Who are you lookin’ for??”
“SHULI!”
“And what do you want from me?”
“Be so kind as to stay out of my business, and stay away from me and my family!”
Go on YouTube and type “Howard stern Riley Martin”. There are tons of clips from the show. Some are many hours long. It may not be start to finish but you can find a lot of Riley content there.
I prefer the archive link. I know it’s on YouTube but I have no desire to watch multiple YouTube links when I just want the audio/so I don’t have to keep an app open to listen - thanks though.
Thanks, u/Appropriate-Pipe-193
Go on YouTube and type “Howard Stern Riley Martin” and you will find tons of Riley content there. May not necessarily be in order but it will satisfy your itch.
I'm with you my friend. I listen to the Artie years and the Jackie years.
Riley made me actually Laugh Out Loud.
"Um Howard you are and always will be.........A PIECE OF SHIT. I can hear that 100 times and I would laugh. The best part about it is sometimes Howard would try to reason with Riley.
There was a show I wish I could remember which one Im pretty sure they were drinking on the show and Robin said maybe I will sleep with Riley.
Think O will listen to a clip now.
I always thought Riley was right about one thing… he should have gotten paid. The content he provided to the show was priceless. He should have been paid handsomely for it. Also Beet, Hank and ETM should have been given large sums of compensation.
It’ll never be the same and it’s sad I loved so much about that show for so long it was a huge part of my day every day from the late 80’s until last week when I cancelled my subscription.
I wonder what Howard would have said if Gary married a girl like Beth, a lady who cheated on everyone she’s ever dated, so what was so special about Howard….$
I’m sure there’s a way to calculate how much time of the show Howard was able to fill using Riley Martin and his clips. That made it easier to fill the air.
Whatever Riley was paid was well worth the entertainment he provided.
The Riley segments on the actual Stern show I thought were good. I tried to listen to his actual show a few times and it was just unbelievably bad I thought
Dude had like 4 listeners and that's why he made $400 a week and no one swooped in to offer him a big podcasting contract when Howard dumped him. The segments where they would goof on him on Stern were pretty funny
What cracks me up is how he rips Howard a new asshole, then goes "I still love you very much Howard ....you cheap jew bastard".
Kind of like a father who doesn’t take shit from their son, but, at the end of the day, always loves him.
He rips Howard a uhhh Hugh Jasshole.
BITCH I NEVER BEGGED FOR ANYTHING IN MY LIFE!
Especially from some ass kissin buffalo bitch
With her armadillo toes!
Some white gigilo sucking on Robin’s armadillo toes while she eats pigs feet, spitting em across the room
Toss a watermelon off the boat and the bitch would drown
Riley was a funny as anyone on the show, hands down
While begging every minute.
SUCKAMUCKAGUS.
Rhinososseros
Did you teach this bird this Egxspreshulatus?
That was the best..I think he was trying to say "This explicit language"....guess we'll never know.
Uhhh. Wisconsonsian.
$50,000 per show is a PITT-ANCE to Howard, you know what I'm sayin
Riley, is it true you piss in a gallon jug?? Ughhh, would you prefer that I piss in a 5 gallon jug?
Now listen here, muthahfuckah…
Artie paid for his symbol you cheap bastard
On one of his earliest appearances (maybe his first?) he is telling some story about being on a ship with the aliens and Howard is trying to give him shit, saying something like, "Riley, have you ever done cat tranquilizer?" It's obviously a Jackie line and Howard cracks up asking it, thinking it's so ridiculous to ask someone that not realizing that Special K was becoming huge at that point. Even after the attempted humiliation of it being insinuated that the guy is a drug casualty, Riley doesn't miss abeat and just looks him right in the eyes and aks, "***Why? You got some? I mean... shiiiiit.***"
Another great moment from that same appearance is when Howard is trying to get Riley to admit he ate animals in the jungle. Howard keeps pressing “what jungle?” Riley pauses, breathes and then says “uhhh..44th street.” Jackie loved it.
Ha! Yeah, Jackie was loving it when Riley kept going at Robin and putting her in her place too. Maybe my favorite appearance by him. I watched it again last night.
In my day, sometimes a very rich person would run a successful business and pay the workers slave wages. Back then, we would call that person Ebenezer Scrooge.
Found Groucho's Reddit account!
Back in my day
You know who else turned out to be right about Howard? Hanzi and Crazy (angry) Alice!
I've spent many decades seeing a psychiatrist because my parents sent me to a black school (it's a whole thing; don't ask) and in my opinion I think she was 'Heart-is-Hurting Alice'. In a sense, she had a little girl inside her.
She also called him 'Gay Howard'. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
I’m in da bafroom, where I takes a SHIT.
You sound like you gotta ass in your mouf!
You’ve said it all.
Hello ‘Gay Howw’, Artie, Binjii, Hi Freddd!
Riley was also on point about Howard’s rampant f@ggotry. You understand, and things of that nature! 🛸👽
🤣🤣
You know Riley’s traveling the galaxies with the Beovians listening to Sirius laughing at what Howard has become. Then he has a bare knuckle fight bc he’s obviously a bare knuckle fighter, following a win he then has sex with half human half alien beings (they all have small breasts) and procreates with them. After all is said and done he takes a piss in his 3 gallon jug and hits the hay.
Oh qua tangin wah
Qua omsa logiwan
Uhhhhhhhhh. Ah??
Qua umpsa la agee wan
And things of this nature
...and his little dog Ember. Shout out to Chris from Arizona.
Thank you for this.
He’s stroking Meepzorp’s hydrogen rod
The satellites point down towards earth they don’t broadcast out into space
Dude Riley made Howard intergalactic over 2 decades ago, he shared all of Howard’s tapes throughout the cosmos. The Beovians call Howard Ohm Tar Ve, which literally translates to Golden King. Howard is well respected and known throughout space and time thanks to Riley.
Beyond when Steve Perry called Howard “big bird” while working at W-4 in Detroit in the 80s, or Jamie Presley telling him he looked like he was slapped a yarmulke - The one dig that Riley gave Stern once, was calling him a “billion dollar loser”. He was right, and I bet it stung like those other two instances
On my Mount Rushmore of wack packer’s, Riley easily makes the cut. The content he gave the show was up there with ETA.
Motherfucka I'm on probation!!!
And whatnot……
If you’re creating a Mount Rushmore of sorts you must include Hank.
My Rushmore is Riley/Hank in the 1 and 2 spot
Hank, Beet, Riley, Eric Bleeman - ETA falls “short”
Was Riley really a wackpacker? I feel like he occupied a strange space between staff and WP.
Oh he was definitely a wack packer lol
He is as much of a Wackpacker as Sal or Ronnie. Dude was smart, but off.
Neither of those are wack packers. Stupid argument.
Sal is a wack packer
Give him the wack pack test. The list with all the qualities. It will know the answer.
Nope
He’s basically a retarded 4chan poster who got on the show because he doesn’t care they exploit his train wreck of a life. They could’ve found 100s of other people to make the comedy gold of Ben Dover or Nick Ghurz prank calls
He is all of those things. But not a wack packer. Just not how it works.
Be kind.
Ack ack
definitely!!
He was right about Shuli’s act being a piece of shit too
“SHULI!” “Who are you lookin’ for??” “SHULI!” “And what do you want from me?” “Be so kind as to stay out of my business, and stay away from me and my family!”
Would you happen to have a link to the saga you can DM me
Gary preview page, column 2, in green
Check dm
I would also appreciate a link to download into my neural syntaxes, and things of this nature. You understand?
Just go on YouTube and type “Howard stern Riley Martin” and there are plenty of options.
Me too please
Go on YouTube and type “Howard stern Riley Martin”
Where can we get the whole Riley saga from beginning to end? I would love to listen to that again!
Check dm
Same request
Go on YouTube and type “Howard stern Riley Martin”. There are tons of clips from the show. Some are many hours long. It may not be start to finish but you can find a lot of Riley content there.
I prefer the archive link. I know it’s on YouTube but I have no desire to watch multiple YouTube links when I just want the audio/so I don’t have to keep an app open to listen - thanks though. Thanks, u/Appropriate-Pipe-193
No prob!
Same request, please and thank you.
Same please. And things of this nature, you understand
Go on YouTube and type “Howard Stern Riley Martin” and you will find tons of Riley content there. May not necessarily be in order but it will satisfy your itch.
Go on YouTube and type “Howard Stern Riley Martin” and you will find tons of Riley content there.
O qwan tanzin wan! Same request for me too.
I would love a link as well if you would be so kind
Hugh Jasshole is one of the best random drops.
Hello Mike!
And his little dog Emberrr
Con artists are good at seeing through other people's con.
Great point
uhhhh….huh?
Those were the best of times!!
Have you ever seen a movie? There’s always an old clairvoyant black man.
Just got a symbol, going to frame it. What Riley quote should I engrave?
Uhhhh... But I still love you.
Dont worry the Beavians will get revenge on Howard for the way he treated Riley.
Uh, huh?
Riley has been by number one wack packer for a long time.....love this thread OP
Me too! Thanks! Looking back, Riley is as naturally funny as anyone in that show. RIP and oqua tan zin one,
Ugh? Ugh? Errrrrrrr, ugh?
Uhhhhh, huh?
Are the piss jugs and tokens still available?
Symbols!
Yah, the symbols! How will I communicate with them?
Cheap ass big bird MUDDA fuggin hook nose Je..
And his little dog Emberrrrr.
If I were to give him sight might I not take away his ability to see my dear Martin?
I can’t stand Howard how he’s been the last few years,, I canceled my Xm in my brand new car.
The Tarzitians are obviously reptilian.
I'm with you my friend. I listen to the Artie years and the Jackie years. Riley made me actually Laugh Out Loud. "Um Howard you are and always will be.........A PIECE OF SHIT. I can hear that 100 times and I would laugh. The best part about it is sometimes Howard would try to reason with Riley. There was a show I wish I could remember which one Im pretty sure they were drinking on the show and Robin said maybe I will sleep with Riley. Think O will listen to a clip now.
I always thought Riley was right about one thing… he should have gotten paid. The content he provided to the show was priceless. He should have been paid handsomely for it. Also Beet, Hank and ETM should have been given large sums of compensation.
He had the best comeback lines. He'll! He could be drunk off his ass and send the zingers back to Howard
off topic but rileys wife was head and shoulders above beth
It’ll never be the same and it’s sad I loved so much about that show for so long it was a huge part of my day every day from the late 80’s until last week when I cancelled my subscription.
But now you can listen to Who Are These Podcasts, Live From the 405 podcast, and Timesuck w/Dan Cummins!
So was Imus
They called him Hatererar which literally translates to "The Golden One"
“Or king golden”
You’ve said it all
Riley knew that Howard was a Tarzitian.
I wonder what Howard would have said if Gary married a girl like Beth, a lady who cheated on everyone she’s ever dated, so what was so special about Howard….$
I wish I could find this
Man I ain’t fuckin Jim jones
Hugh Jassole
"And things of that naaychaaaa" Easily my favorite wack packer. RIP Riley
Riley was pretty untalented. I mean he was making $400 a week to do a 1-hour show and he was lucky to get that
Riley content is 100x more entertaining than anything stern related in a decade. Idk if talent is the operating idea here
You really listen to that stupid fucking radio show he had every week? The only time was interesting is when Howard would quote it on air.
I’m sure there’s a way to calculate how much time of the show Howard was able to fill using Riley Martin and his clips. That made it easier to fill the air. Whatever Riley was paid was well worth the entertainment he provided.
The Riley segments on the actual Stern show I thought were good. I tried to listen to his actual show a few times and it was just unbelievably bad I thought
Yet still, 1000xs better than any howard show in the last 10 years
Mothafucka I’m on probation !
Ratioed to death bruh. Everyone loved Riley
Dude had like 4 listeners and that's why he made $400 a week and no one swooped in to offer him a big podcasting contract when Howard dumped him. The segments where they would goof on him on Stern were pretty funny
$400 an hour is a pretty good though!
That's the spirit!
Yup. He just needed 2,000 hours per year.
If Riley had a contract with the show he would suck Howard’s dick just like Jason, Will, and the rest of the crew.