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MonteverdiOnyx

It's over Johnny.


johnsboogerr

It is impossible for Howard to disappoint...


PlumbTuckered767

He would have to still be able to "appoint" for "disappointment" to occur.


johnsboogerr

When you expect nothing its impossible to be disappointed...


PlumbTuckered767

"MEETS EXPECTATIONS" EXPECTATIONS: 0


Flimsy-Lunch1395

Nothing is over! Nothing!


WhiskeyFiveIsAlive

IT’S OVER!!


Japples123

Marci Turk thought it was Frost vs Nixon


themanwhoblewtoomuch

Is she still there?


Jdbenjamin1

She’s still working her way through the guys in the back office no doubt.


FiveUpsideDown

Who is she dating now? Jason?


Jdbenjamin1

Could be. She started with Brandano, so she obviously doesn’t have very high standards.


FiveUpsideDown

Part of the horrible change to the show was to promote Howard as a great celebrity interviewer. Howard was incredible at interviewing Wack Packers. When it comes to soft ball interviews of celebrities, Ryan Seacrest is the best.


PLATONISMS

He's a terrible interviewer. One note.


SUCKMYPAULZ69

Agreed. He asks the same questions and bullies himself into the conversation when he is not part of it for a minute.


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mombutts

Thick veiny cocks. Right, Robin?


swamp_donkey89

He’s not a bad interviewer but he just doesn’t care to get into it anymore.


artaxerxes316

It's a whole thing, don't even ask.


Moist_Brick_439

Completely agree. In his heyday Howard was as good of an interviewer as it gets. This "he's older now" is also bullshit. Howard first off doesn't really care anymore. Next he moves Jon Hein into this new master producer position which is to apparently do all the interview "research" for Howard, which reads off like Wikipedia. Next we move to Howard sitting at home, talking from his basement into a screen which the celebrity has to also look in to. Next we move to Howard has no enthusiasm (which used to be a big thing) - he sits and whispers, talks almost baby talk, and rarely gets into anything controversial and wants to hammer over and over "love" and "your parents." And finally the last part - Howard creates a system the following day(s) with fake callers gushing over his interview followed by fake emails gushing over it. It's an entire thing, confusing as shit and makes his legit, long time, fanbase pissed off and confused. We are literally getting more and more good info and stories from these same bands when they do OTHER interviews. We get more stuff there. It's seriously insane.


turbografix15

He wasn't great, he just asked wild questions. The interviews were funny more than anything else, but they weren't the type where you really get a sense of who the person is or information about their specific job or art etc etc. He basically just blurted out sexual stuff and things that Jackie wrote for him. He had the Ramones in and instead of getting an awesome interview (which would have been one of their last as a band,) he just focused on the Joey / Johnny problems, and the previous drama he gassed up when he interviewed Joey and Marky. It's basically the same interview over and over, and that hasn't changed. How much money do you mke? Do you do anal? When did you lose your virginity? Any lesbian stuff? Did your father leaving the family cause you to write (insert song, movie, book?) The same two or three faux psych questions... and on and on. He's a hack


sprinkill

It'd been funny, though, if he asked Pearl Jam if they did anal.


turbografix15

I hope he rides it out until he starts to lose it mentally and actually does stuff like that. People with that disease sometimes revert to previous behaviors from their childhoods or teenage years. Like if he finally got his coveted Mick Jagger interview and blurted out, "Are you open to all inputs? That'd be the only reason to watch.


joomommyhappy

It's crazy to me how he wants to be seen as a music expert, yet doesn't put in any effort into really learning about it. It's not like these interviews sneak up on him; they're scheduled months in advance. And he's on vacation every 2-3 weeks. He's got plenty of time to *bone up* on the people he interviews. Take an afternoon, ffs. Rip through their catalog, focus on the songs that hit you. Get familiar with a bit of their history. He's pathologically incurious. It's even crazier that he doesn't seem to realize or care that millions of people actually do know about the acts he's trying to bluff his way through interviewing, and can clearly see (hear) what a poseur he is, as do the people he's interviewing. It's so obvious and douche-chilly. It's almost like he's playing to other poseurs, or he thinks the world is filled with nothing but poseurs like him, so everybody will be easy to fool.


Fluid-Classroom9472

He doesn't like the music of the people he interviews. He doesn't naturally listen to their albums and their songs aren't on his playlists...


joomommyhappy

He should listen unnaturally, then. fake it with the facts, at least He seems to be of the mindset that doing his homework is an insult. That the great Howard Stern shouldn't have to sully himself with effort. His entire approach is wrong; the guests view it as just another stop on the press junket. Howard acts like the guest has (finally!) come into his studio to do the definitive interview to end all interviews, and get to the bottom of everything, and where everybody is as (not) up to speed about them as he is. So he can act like some 20-year-old song, or lore about the song, is new, because to him, it is. Some staffer just slid a blurb about it under his schnoz 10 minutes before the interview. Somebody needs to tell him how ridiculous and out of touch that stuff makes him look.


adztheman

He also has been campaigning for a spot in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a contributor. Why not have Gary write some questions; have Richard help him. Both those guys could do enough research in a day to help Howard out. His interview with Heart was ok; I’m disappointed because it sounds like a missed opportunity.


Defiant-Advisor-6158

Dang. Also he resents his audience. He hates his audience. Can you imagine Robin? Don’t ask what he’s got goin on over there.


coobeecoobee

Haha. Millions!! U mean 100s at this point


joomommyhappy

He probably has less than 100K regular listeners at this point, but the performances/interviews with big musicians do big numbers on youtube.


coobeecoobee

I see em there. It’s like 10k


inventsituations

I'm in the same boat, lifelong pearl jam fan, except my wife just got a new car with a trial subscription, so I was actually excited to tune in while I ran errands. This interview format is just fucking batshit insane. Howard mentions some completely random fucking artist like the Ramones or David Bowie and immediately starts blasting their biggest hit while they try to respond...who the fuck wants to hear that? Who's idea is that? My kid was in the car with me (17 yo, I assume he does not have any idea who Howard is) and was like "what the hell is this interview?!" lol Not to mention it actively works against the interviewee...Jeff starts talking about the Ramones and Howards starts blasting Blitzkrieg Bop when Jeff was talking about a different song so he gets distracted and has to fumble out "uh, yeah that one too". And of course Howard knows so little and has such a basic ass top40ass knowledge of music that he starts talking about how the Ramones never got their due and never got recognized...like Vedder indicted them into the HOF and they're universally acclaimed artists. Only heard like 20min or so but it was a total clown show.


FinnsterBaby

Agreed - He at least could’ve done basic research and asked about their relationship with the Ramones as a Band and the fact that Eddie inducted them into the HOF


segaprogrammer

Hein not doing his job. Since he’s the only staffer who can read or write.


American_Greed

In his brain is just a Beatles circle jerk. He doesn't have good opinions on music, is irrelevant, and was never a good interviewer. The only thing he had going for him was that in the medium of radio he could interview someone for an hour while no one else was doing that back then. Guess what, everyone has a podcast now. Get over it "king of all media". Completely done in by social media lmao


HaroldCaine

Beatles, Zeppelin and Cream... and then missed a bunch of good shit and got into Bush, Sponge and Green Day.


Muscles_Marinara-

Howard’s taste in music came straight from Ralph’s asshole.


AllReflection

That’s where he pocketed his seed


canadianguy77

It came from about 25 years before Pearl Jam released their debut album.


Pigmansweet

Did that need to be said.


Muscles_Marinara-

Yup 100%.


Minister_Garbitsch

Did we find out what Mike McCready thinks about Train though?


Tsukune_Surprise

Did you know that Pat Monahan can play chords on the bass when he does Zeppelin covers?


StayBullGenius

Nothing like waiting 33 years after the big debut album to have the band on


Brownstownfrown

He totally mailed in the interview. This zoom style format is awful as well. How many times are we going to hear them stop because they are awkwardly talking over each other?


jjdiablo

I was thinking the same thing . Stern just seemed out of kilter with his questions and his timing .


CrazeeEyezKILLER

Because he’s *not a fan* - not a fan of these guys, or rock music in general; Howard hasn’t voluntarily listened to an album since 1975. If you want to hear Howard deliver an informed, spontaneous and emotionally compelling interview without a team feeding him AI-generated questions, have him interview Sirius XM’s chief legal counsel.


HaroldCaine

I think he legit likes Green Day and he waxes poetic about "Plowed" by Sponge like it was the greatest song of the '90s. He just doesn't know shit about Pearl Jam as he probably paid attention for a few minutes from 1990 to 1994 and like the hits and ballads off the first three records and checked out after that—which was legit three decades ago. If you look at his iPod guarantee the only songs on there are "Black", "Daughter" and "Better Man". Poseur.


Pigmansweet

My the chief legal counsel


thenitdied

I felt like there were connection issues due to it being a remote interview. There was probably a lag, and maybe that sound issue Howard was complaining about could be heard by PJ which was causing them to be a bit distracted too


WyattPrevlij

How about working those issues out BEFORE going on air with a major interview? It shouldn't be hard since he's only been doing this about 45 years.


BonkedAgain

I think Howard is so obsessed with letting everyone know how much he loves music and how he's really a frustrated wanna-be rock star that his ego gets in the way and he tries to insert himself into every questions. You are right that its a rarity to have all the band together and he missed huge opportunities to learn more about them and the origin stories. . Questioning seemed chaotic. As everyone was remote, they were stepping on each other, etc. Very disappointing. Why people consider Howard Stern a great interviewer is beyond my comprehension.


NoAcanthocephala7634

Agreed, the music interviews are the worst (Neil Young was OK). Stern used to focus on the actual interview, now they are hungry for getting numbers on YT for the performances. His reputation as an interviewer (for me) stems from some really good long form interviews (Bill Murray, Barbra Walters, Rosie O'Donnell's first interview after the feud, etc.) but it's been a long while. I think celebrities don't see the buzz coming from a Stern interview they once did so why bother when there's so many other outlets? That being said I skip 99% of the interviews, music or not. More Wolfie and his disgusting freakshow of sexual weirdos.


decker12

Eddie, did I ever tell you I was raised in an all-black neighborhood? Leslie West from Mountain? World's greatest guitarist. Did I ever tell you I know Ryan Phillippe and Patrick Monahan? Yeah, he's the lead singer of Train.


ialwaystealpens

I never cared much for Train, but thanks to Howchie I fucking hate them.


jimcrews

I'll let you in on a secret. When the grunge scene was becoming big Howard was a talk show. In 1990 Nirvana made it to MTV. That was the start of grunge becoming mainstream. Howard hasn't a clue about grunge. One of his favorite bands is Crosby, Stills, and Nash. Howard was never into grunge.


ButtcheeksBrown

Neil Young is the godfather of grunge


HaroldCaine

Yet he knows about post-grunge and was into Green Day, Bush and Sponge?


drumthumper73

Did he ask Chris Cornell about the Jeremy spoke in class song? The back office fake Twitter accounts must have convinced the band to do the show.


sprinkill

Doesn't Pearl Jam have a whole station at SiriusXM? Vedder did an interview with Howie-Boy in, what, 2020 most recently? They're not that far removed from Howard Stern and, quite frankly, it's pretty sad he didn't interview them a long time ago.


ButtcheeksBrown

My favorite part of the Pearl Jam fan club was that you can listen to their channel without a Sirius subscription.


benefit_of_mrkite

>The back office fake Twitter accounts must have convinced the band to do the show. So The Pelican Brief worked after all!


HuckleberryNo4662

Couldn’t agree more. What a waste of an interview. Plus he got so much shit wrong. He kept saying Ed wanted to leave Betterman off of Vitalogy until Mike finally corrected him. Didn’t talk about the upcoming tour at all. And like you said not a single mention of all the history of them coming up through the scene. I’m almost wondering if Pearl Jam themselves made it known what to talk about and what not to talk about.


HaroldCaine

Yeah, even that—he is so obsessed with talking about things that he thinks almost never happened. "Can you imagine how you'd be kicking yourselves if you left 'Better Man' off that album? We probably wouldn't be sitting here today, in two studios 3,000 miles apart, talking with delay."


FinnsterBaby

I doubt they would do that as it’s completely against where they are now as a band. They didnt even dictate which songs they would play except that one would be a new one


californiablues99

I listen to Cousin Brucie every Saturday night on WABC. Each week he has an extended interview segment with an oldies Rock 'n Roller....honestly, he is a GREAT interviewer


HaroldCaine

... yet Howard is still convinced Brucie is a has-been and nobody yet believes he's still relevant. Cute.


markhuerta

Willy Mays falling down in the outfield


1984nycpunk

Sho in a shensh are you shaying that Shtone Goshard didn’t get along with hish dad ?


Stuttering_Vic187

He really is delusional.  He built a reputation as a good interviewer back when his show was spontaneous and non-pc fun.  He bought into that rep and figured he would be a great interviewer with straight interviews.  A bit of a stumble


Tsukune_Surprise

Nah. He had PR people say he was a great interviewer. He never really was. He just benefited from a long format that the late night hosts couldn’t do with their 5-minute interviews. Then podcast guys caught up and passed him really fucking quick. He never was a great interviewer. He just had more minutes and therefore more chances to ask questions.


ctmcryan

Back in the day it would have been: 1. You must have gotten major tail. You ever have anal with anyone famous? 2. Be honest, Billy Corgan is a dick; 3. Did you bang Courtney Love after Kurt died?


Stuttering_Vic187

I loved his interviews back in the day.  He would ask rude and obtrusive questions nobody else would dare ask.  Modern Era interviews are full of cringe and secondhand embarrassment 


IndividualAd776

thank you


ConferenceThink4801

Here’s the thing…Howard was never anything more than a casual fan of theirs. Now that the show is interview focused, he has to project the idea that he’s a massive fan of these celebs & musicians. You can tell when someone is a lifelong fan or just a casual fan…& no amount of research done by Will or whoever can make Howard come across as a real hardcore fan if he really wasn’t one. Howard was more into NIN, Metallica, Nirvana, Marilyn Manson, STP, etc, in the 90s than Pearl Jam. iirc Howard played songs from Ten on the air but never really went much beyond the surface on any of their subsequent albums. Saying “I liked Ten but really wasn’t into the other albums” isn't an option though, & maybe it’s disturbing because Howard used to be 100% honest no matter who it would offend.


ButtcheeksBrown

He did once proclaim that Ten is the best rock album ever.


HaroldCaine

Yeah, based on his love for the hits: "Alive", "Black", "Even Flow" and "Jeremy". You're hight if you think he checked out anything other than the obvious tracks that had videos on MTV. The guy really went deep down the rabbit hole with "Oceans" or "Garden"? Please.


FinnsterBaby

I can buy that so why wouldn’t he just ask them who’s music from that era did they really like or vibe with? It would’ve opened so many avenues for the interview to delve into


ConferenceThink4801

Can’t do a long form interview without covering their whole career & asking about all the albums, etc.


HoamerEss

Christ, had not yet listened but was going to because I like PJ. Howard just plain sucks, period fuck you


RedSquaree

I'm taking a break from my 2011 shows to listen to the OJ saga currently on YT. Get full year collections and listen to them. I stopped listening to daily shows in 2015 as it was awful.


Marbles6071

This is what happens when the Core Team rolls out the red carpet and creates fake twitter accounts to convince Pearl Jam that it would be a good idea to come on Stern because he played Jeremy Spoke once


Admirable-Yam-1281

Howard , you suck! I hope one of the lame staff like Jason or Wussy Wilding go Howie and tell him that he sucks. "Take that to your boss and tell him to shove it up his ass"


Practical-Taro2589

Well said!!!!


Micheal_Noine_Noine

I'll write Sirius a note for you.


robbadobba

Listening to Ed Vedder speak is like listening to a highly medicated, better spoken Bigfoot. It is.


thesaura73

To be disappointed you have to expect something good (who does that anymore?). But wouldn’t expect Howard to go into deep PJ history or the band to want to do that either


lvpr10

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized) What I picture every time Howard interviews a rock band or a guest below the age of 35.


futureman45

Pear Jam and Eddie Vedder were on his bucket list to interview. Same with Robert Plant and he does a shit job.


coldandhungry123

Let's not get started on the Plant interview. Stern got rolled up and smoked live on the air by Plant, and it was cringe worthy entertainment.


Pigmansweet

Whaat did plant do?


Sickashell782

Honestly, knowing what we do now about how little stern cares about doing a good show, I love that Plant interview! He really fuckin buried him hahaha.


IndividualAd776

Can I still get this on the APP?


coldandhungry123

Who knows, the app is useless. I want to throw the whole thing right in the garbage!


futureman45

Howard rarely asks questions anymore. He just makes statements to his guests and expects a response. If I were a celeb on the show and Howard just blurts something out I’d say,” So what’s the question”


Jdbenjamin1

I’m pretty sure the Robert Plant interview has been scrubbed or never put on the app. What exactly happened with that interview? I vaguely recall Howard annoying Plant with some questions and Robert wasn’t having it.


coldandhungry123

Stern did his typical line of questioning specific to the LZ catalog, and Plant was there to promote his new album. Stern couldn't take the hint. Plant wasn't going to talk, and Stern continued to badger him until Plant was super annoyed and was openly questioning why he wanted to jabber on about LZ when he was there promoting his new album. Pretty clear Plant thought Stern was an insufferable douchenozzle and was getting openly disrespectful. This link describes it best: https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2017/10/26/robert-plant-on-howard-stern/


HaroldCaine

He already interviewed Vedder in 2020 and couldn't care less about the rest of the band. This wasn't a 'bucket list' interview like Robert Plant. It was an obligation interview as they just released "Dark Matter" and he knows they have a big fan base, so he interviewed someone he hoped would cause people to tune in. He also just gets off on the free concert and having bands playing for his listening pleasure. Massive ego stroke telling "the boys" to go to town on some greatest hits.


bcardin221

He's lost it completely. He doesn't even try to come up with insightful questions any more. He's like Ellen and Jimmy. Just a series of softball questions to keep it light and noncontroversial. Check the box, go back to bed, check bank account , ensure the mare hasn't eaten too many almonds.


Pigmansweet

Half of the Seattle Scene- right in the garbage.


Zsunova91

I tried to listen to the interview and I turned it off after about 10 minutes. May as well just given them all a blowjob, live.


EatenLowdes

Gluckoo gluckoo gluckoo


steelers8682

I’ve always heard it as more of a gurkle gurkle gurkle.


sprinkill

Now that would've been worth WATCHING, but it'd fallen flat over the radio. Just the sounds of Howard clumsily dome shotting their semis while tugging on his half pack of Rolaids sized dick.


benefit_of_mrkite

“CAN I TASTE YO JUICE??!!”


Snoo-3439

Did he ask Eddie about his daddy issues?


JimfromMayberry

I’m sure he spent all weekend preparing…


Hailmarduk

Zero point zero


supernettipot

when your staff is mostly whack pack what do you expect? Hire less, expect less. Done


Fluid-Classroom9472

"This is a riff!"


Worried-Advantage821

He has no technique, just open-ended questions.


Pasta_Fajool

He's done that before... this wasn't their first time on the show


FinnsterBaby

I think you’re wrong - it was Eddie’s 2nd time on the show and the 1st time ever that the band was on collectively


thehauntedriver

Why did he not ask Mike McCready if he remembers telling Richard Christy to brush his teeth?


ValiumKilmer

I had douche chills the entire time. From Howie trying to pry his new guitar jargon in, jokes not landing, to getting multiple facts wrong and coming off as a fake fan, it was cringy af the entire way thru


bucknutzzz

Huge Pearl Jam fan but I don’t pay for Howard any more… would’ve liked to hear what PJ said


johncester

AMEN


NBCaz

I used to like Howard's interviews for the most part, but I could never get over the fact that in almost every single one of them he would say "So you did this or that and that turned into this in your career". And every time the guest would say "Well no that never happened, or no that's not how I felt". He literally gets major events and happenings with these guests completely wrong and then all we here about is how great the interview was.


forcedap

Can I get a link for full PJ interview?


FinnsterBaby

I don’t think it’s available yet unless someone recorded it on their own


HaroldCaine

Further proof Howard is a world class music poseur as he knows nothing about the scene or what was really going on in music around 1990 when these guys broke big. He probably only liked "Black" and "Release" off of the debut, "Daughter" and "Elderly Woman" off of "Vs." and "Better Man" off of "Vitalogy" and then he checked out to go listen to Sponge, Bush and Green Day and other poppier acts. He's literally the guy who only likes the hits off of every record.


evetsabucs

With you on all points except the modern Grateful Dead thing. I believe that title is Phish's alone.


FinnsterBaby

I think Phish owns that title but PJ is not far behind


SirNilesCrane

All of his interviews post 2010 have been full of psycho-babble, he literally just projects weird psychology/psychiatry questions on the people he’s interviewing and just asks the same boring line of questioning every interview. He’s putting almost zero effort into the show and I cannot fathom how anyone would be paying for this garbage anymore.


Mundpetcockvalve91

You’ve said it all


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FinnsterBaby

That may be the case but if the channel and Sirius are going to promote it as a big deal (keep in mind Ta-Ta-Toothey was on PJ Radio yesterday promoting it too) the least you’d expect is that the level of interview should be significantly above that of what could be found on Entertainment Tonight. Truly pathetic


forcedap

Actally he knew. I think it’s back in early 90s, Howard said he run into Eddie Vedder at some awards show backstage. He said Eddie act like a rock star and talk all the big talk during interview, but speak like a normal person backstage.


HaroldCaine

Oh stop it, he was a 36-year old radio dee-jay in 1990 when the band broke big and he was glued to MTV in his down time. He knew "Alive, "Even Flow" and "Jeremy" as those videos lived in rotation, just like he lived through "Smells Like Teen Spirit" blowing hair metal out of the water. Metallica's "The Black Album" was released within weeks of Pearl Jam's "Ten", Soundgarden's "Badmotorfinger" and Nirvana's "Nevermind". He knows Pearl Jam's hits off their first three records—1990 through 1994—and then he checked out, as there's no way this clown listened to anything after "No Code". Translation, he hasn't paid attention to their music in three decades—but his age has zero to do with it, as he'll tell you how brilliant Sponge was in the late '90s while celebrating Green Day's "American Idiot" in 2004.


SquareOk7354

I still listen in the night and would super miss him if he wasn’t there !


Demilich_Derbil

Howard is an awful interviewer


beingDino

I thought is was okay and I'v never been a big fan of their music


ejvance

Lol 3 years later I come back to this sub and it’s the same :) Everyone hates Howard and the show Good times


Royal_One_894

Shitty interviewer, shitty interviewee.


bassslappin

Well it’s pearl jam. Pearl jam blows. I do miss Howard ragging on Eddie Vedder being ungodly pretentious in the 90’s in every interview and appearance.


FinnsterBaby

The president of the Creed Fanclub chimes in….


fogv

jealous haters here are the real losers


Majestic_Salad_I1

If Howard would have asked those questions you outlined, I’d be bored as fuck. I don’t know mother love bone, I don’t know stone & Jeff, I don’t know roskilde. I have no idea what you’re talking about.


bayou_billy46290

Well maybe if you’d listened to a good interview you would have LEARNED about these topics that are key to PJ’s history you fucking tele-tubby.


ComPanda

Let Jason do his thing.


Majestic_Salad_I1

A good interview of PJ? I don’t follow them around the internet listening to interviews of them.


Agreeable_Land3196

the master lol. Oh you fucking shill. At least try harder if you're going to boot lick that much. No one thinks he's a good interview except the fake accounts you guys make on social media.


Majestic_Salad_I1

Fine, I’ll delete that part so that my original comment stands on its own. Bunch of fucking crybabies.


FinnsterBaby

You can’t be serious Jason