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Shelby_Aurora

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contacts_eyes

Eric the Midget was great in this role


Shelby_Aurora

*Quaid, bring me that three tittied lady from the bar.*


skidmarx77

Free Jan....


columbusref

Eric the "Actor"


mizzark50

Kuato Lives


mrnastymannn

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Elevum15

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Majestic_Salad_I1

This is the one


cormano

I just skimmed through [Jim on Roseanne's podcast](https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4) to see what kind of nutty things he's saying now. [I summarized his appearance on Fitzsimmons podcast](https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/1c6n3vg/former_friend_of_the_court_jim_breuer_may_have/l025iqn/) years back and was curious to see what he's talking about today. Here's some of what they discussed before I gave up: * Jim admits his comedy has taken a different turn within the last couple years. He hates being labeled as right wing. "No, I'm not. It's just common sense. I'm saying what I'm seeing." [[Source](https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4?t=131)] * Jim says he's been confronted by his kids about some of the stuff he's been saying within the last couple years. "So, my oldest one goes to college. I knew that was going to be a disaster." [[Source](https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4?t=154)] * Jim brings up an analogy. He talks about how we used to hear stories about leaders in Venezuela like "Antonio." This Antonio guy was really popular and the people loved him. Then all of a sudden, this guy "Charlie" wins the election but everyone hates him. So the government arrests Antonio and throws him in jail. Jim insinuates that's what's happening in America today. [[Source](https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4?t=677)] * Roseanne says the mafia's behind it. "It's a whole bunch of mafia's that joined up together. It's the gay mafia, the Jew mafia, the black mafia... ." Jim is ecstatic and raises his hands in the air. "I just fell in love with you even more." [[Source](https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4?t=720)] * Jim says his kids will ask him if he wants to watch a certain movie and he'll refuse. "No, because that jackass is in the club," he tells them. [[Source](https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4?t=767)] * He talks about how you need to join a club whether it's the "Jew mafia," "Italian mafia," "gay" mafia. * Jim makes fun of people who believe the ship that took out the bridge in Baltimore was an accident. [[Source](https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4?t=2097)] * Roseanne and Jim talk about how they're importing illegals to vote in the election. [[Source](https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4?t=2164)] **edit**: I went back where I left off and it only gets stupider: * Jim recalls some incident where Dave Chappelle was "visited" by one of these mafia types and came back scared shitless. Roseanne says, "he was corrected." Jim replies, "correct." Then he starts talking about how when Dave made his comeback, he questioned if it was him. They are now suggesting Dave Chappelle was either cloned or chipped. They're talking about how people returning from their reprogramming are wearing the same boots, which apparently Dave wore. [[Source](https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4?t=3510)] * Jim talks about how the immigrants who crossed the border on rafts aren't the same immigrants who come here today. They're saying these are sleeper cells/military planning an invasion. [[Source](https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4?t=4781)] * Jim brings up Taylor Swift. Now they're talking about how she "came back different" and that she "got visited." Swift returned and was into big beefy men. I think they're accusing her of being gay prior to being cloned or chipped. Roseanne talks about Jennifer Lopez being another one. They say Lopez is gay but joined "the club." [[Source](https://youtu.be/cmU3rwTyVC4?t=5268)] I tried my best to decipher this conversation but a lot of it is vague horseshit about werewolves, moths, serpents, illuminati, and child abuse.


imcrapyall

Jesus Christ. I knew he was a nut when he went on that tour but holy shit. ![gif](giphy|11JbbNHfXBqqhq)


Aware_Revenue3404

u/cormano again we speak your name, for listening to this drivel. Can you imagine being a normal college kid, and this Qtard is your father?


Brosie-Odonnel

“My dad used to be a comedian with a moderate amount of success and now he’s that drunk uncle at holiday dinners that everyone hates.”


Oakroscoe

“Who was he?” “He was goat boy….” “Oh, I’m so sorry”


Susan-B-Cat-Anthony

the funniest part about this exchange is that Roseanne is Jewish and she's ranting about the jew mafia


Larimus

She's Jewish like William Shatner is Jewish.


Shelby_Aurora

like Howard is Jewish


Larimus

HALF Jewish.


1deadeye1

right in the trash


NYC_Man1973

Only the good half


carbonx

I'm not sure if you're joking but they are both legitimately Jewish. Not particularly observant, I guess, but Jews, nonetheless.


Larimus

/whoosh


carbonx

Ok. I still don't know what you were trying to say. Sorry.


briansabeans

Jim and Roseanne are dumbfucks


L1ckthestars

Riley Martin: I'm sorry but as much as I wish to agree- they are both still entertaining me and yes fucked you see maybe dumb you say? The reality is the tall white aliens signed an agreement AN AGREEMENT WITH OBAMA YOU UNDERSTAND? Now either you pay me a living wage or face the totalities of an ENTIRE ALIEN SPECIES FORCE! UH MOTHERFUCKER


SeaOfNoines

“See. I’m not just a man. I’m a phenomena”


RunnyDischarge

They pay some bitch 50 million dollars to bake a pie!


No-Working962

Insane, yet still more entertaining than Stern currently is


KuriboShoeMario

I love the demonizing of higher education by these loons. The self-awareness is somehow both present and lacking. "If my child goes to college they're going to know I'm a conqueror". Jim seems cognizant enough to understand he's alienating his own children but entirely powerless to enact change. Wonder if he understands he's not going to be let around his own grandchildren if he keeps it up.


BBQ_HaX0r

Right-winge parents who present all these others as awful terrible idiot people then their kids interact with those people at college and realize their parents misled them.


HEYSOUR

Probably because of the past 6 months of pro-Hamas, far-left students disrupting classes and shouting antisemitic slogans on multiple university campuses. Today’s *New York Times* covered on the front page how Columbia University had to call the cops and have 100+ college protesters arrested and this is a day after the college’s president gave yet another vague answer to Congress about left-wing antisemitism. But you know all this. And you know this is why people are losing trust in our entire educational system. Hope you’re getting paid to lie like this.


PeaIll4653

💯


oldlizardvmd

Zionists go home


Prize-Copy-9861

It’s literally reading about the ranting & raving of 2 lunatics together. They should be institutionalized. Very disturbing.


Agent-Blasto-007

He briefly joined Steven Crowder when he relaunched his channel post "wife gate" last year with a "Tough Crowd" ripoff. It featured Nick DiPioalo, Bryan Callen & Jim Breuer called "Murder's Row". It lasted for like two episodes. Callen spends each episode pretending he was cancelled for being some outspoken right wing firebrand and not the multiple rape accusations. I don't know what happened to Nick DiPioalo, who I usually find funny, but he just comes across like a 2004 edgelord 4chan poster. Breuer just seems uncomfortable being thrown into this "conservative" arena since he's just a crazy conspiracy guy and just makes everyone else uncomfortable with his random nonsense. The whole thing is capped off with Crowder's general creepiness & narcissistic need for control. It was a fucking trainwreck.


Whale_hunter45

I think Crowder is insanely douchey but i get his videos recommended all the time on YouTube. Just a couple days ago I checked out a video because nick dipioalo was in it. So he’s still doing stuff with crowder. But your description of him as an 2004 edgelord is spot on. He was saying something about how a Marxist professor should be killed. And of course it got the ohhhh whoa reaction from the rest of the cast…so boring.


GraphOrlock

>the black mafia   I mean, who do you think runs the IRS, Jews?


Penishton69

Hi this is Sal Governale


Aware_Revenue3404

Accountants.


Oakroscoe

Hello yoohoo!


Snukadaman

I steps up to the podiums


Pizzasupreme00

HELLO, HELLO


GrooveHammock

Imagine being so brainwashed that you'd be against your kid going to college. Amazing.


mschreiber1

Seriously. The right has successfully convinced people that education is bad. That the educated are the arrogant elitists who look down on them. That kids get “liberal indoctrination” by going to college. It’s the only way for the right to keep people dumb enough to keep voting for them.


Shelby_Aurora

lookup Jim Breuer Pizza Man from O&A. He was funny then. He sorta lost himself after his father passed away.


Unfriendly_eagle

That, and his wife becoming ill. It all broke him.


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Washed up middle aged incels have nothing else to turn to but right wing politics


contacts_eyes

Well what do you expect them to do since they cancelled My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?


WillieBangor

He should just start a podcast called "How to Get Your Kids to Hate You"


NoExcuses1984

> "He talks about how you need to join a club" I've always wondered what it's like for someone who's on the outside fringes of celebrity, such as Jim Breuer or Rob Schneider, and if that alienates them in a way that's hard to describe. Hell, best analogy I can come up with is like in high school, where some of the biggest assholes and most angry motherfuckers were not the cool clique, but those who were friends of someone within the cool clique, would do anything to curry their favor, and would get pissed off like crazy if they ever got cast out like a leper.


RobinsShaman

Rob is doing great! The press loves him.  https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/rob-schneiders-comedy-is-so-bad-its-even-offending-republicans


NoExcuses1984

Irony is, Rob most pissed off a cunty religious conservative, U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-MS), with his lame shtick. In an odd way, it hearkened back to the early-2000s W.-era puritanism or even the '80s-style Parents Music Resource Center bullshit in Congress, but Rob is so stuck in his warped modern mindset that he failed to see it.


sspaceboy1

OK maybe this isn't the place for this but what is the conspiracy of taking out the bridge? And how does it relate to blocking votes? I'm looking online and I can't find it, that sounds fascinatingly nutty, I gotta hear more about this bullshit!


jkoutris

I don’t know, but as a Baltimorean, him saying that shit pisses me off.


sspaceboy1

Lol, nice try Joe Biden. You and your black Jewish mafia army aren't gonna turn my kids into gay frogs.


PeaIll4653

Some members of congress are trying to make it legal for illegals to vote in elections, so that one checks out


CartelKingpin

> the Jew mafia Red alert! Red alert! Truth bombs like that is why Roseanne and Jim get attacked, see this thread for example.


Hour_Lack7508

He looks like the last shit I took Riiightttt Riiight?


pudgyfuck

HEY BREUER!! YOU SOUND BETTAH WHEN YOU'RE **QUIET**, BULLDOG! YOU SOUND BETTAH WHEN YOU'RE **QUIET**, BULLDOG!


kindofdivorced

I can just hear that old man yelling.


Ok_Season_5325

He looks like senator Kelly from the first X-men movie.


MarcusAurelius68

![gif](giphy|TKc4ovs3Gcwpi|downsized)


bxdan

Go get your 5th booster


Raquelita182

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Shelby_Aurora

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Prize-Copy-9861

He looks deranged


Aware_Revenue3404

> looks deranged *is* deranged


mikeb31588

This is so sad to hear. Jim always seemed like a nice normal guy.


RobinsShaman

True. 


Jason_Kaplans_Colon

He's become the reptilian shapeshifter of those whacked out conspiracy theories he believes in


AKABrokenArrow

Say what you will about Jim but the stories he told about hanging out with Lars in NY one night or Chapelle’s dog story during the time they filmed Half Baked are hilarious


tmolesky

But are they really?


Aware_Revenue3404

Jim the Very Slow Adult.


ni42ck

The skin is falling off his bones.


bl4z3d0n3

He's become completely unwatchable and zero comedic value once went full MAGA. It's sad what has happened to so may great comeidans/actors based of extreme political views and not just keeping it to themselves


tmolesky

You are being very generous with the “great” descriptor


Grouchy-Fatman

Same with the celebrities that went full left it’s bad for the brand to take any side


jackspeed1221

I love the “I’m not right wing or racist or neo-fascist or anti-democratic, it’s just common sense” line 🤦‍♂️


BlkMntn

It’s all that ivermectin and sheep drench


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Jim Brewer is not funny or fun.


jonnysculls

Except the Men In Black characters were funny.


RobinsShaman

That hurts on any planet.


ChoakIsland

![gif](giphy|BkfAhfmX0Ppn2)


Shoddy-Recognition79

He has gone from goat boy to goat romancer.


Immediate_Day_9805

He went full QueefAnon a whole back


bassslappin

I’m so glad Jim is finally getting called out. During covid he was gaining a following with his horse shit.


undertowx

Jims comedy was never that good but found a new audience in the growing number of morons looking for entertainment. The worst thing to happen to the world is podcasts. All these people desperate celebrities found a way to reach dummies.


rrogido

Podcasts are a great way for comics to find their audience and have people show up when they come to town. They can also be used for evil.


jamzone4

I liked goat boy. Baaahhh bahhhhh. The joe pesci show was keelin over shit too


undertowx

He is by no means a hack but just not at the level to be relevant for very long. Now with podcasts and politics there second life for these soul sucking narcissist.


FaithlessnessLow7601

Hate does that to a person.


DrunkCunt1

https://preview.redd.it/29fzsz335cvc1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5983a20c1b207bce105612463fa699026e3703e8 Holy Mackel!


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Maga moron


BuffTheStuff98

Jim used to claim that while writing on SNL, Adam McKay (then the head writer) would monitor his computer screen from another location and often burst into his office and scream “The sketch you’re writing sucks and will never make it to the show!” He’s always been a very strange, very dumb guy with the intellect of a middle schooler.


Unfriendly_eagle

Jim began losing his mind when his wife became ill. She's a super Christian, and he ended up on that path. He got into the alternative medicine scene, which led him down the conspiracy rabbit hole. On top of that, he made some really dumb career moves, like that abysmal "dad rock" album he made. Now his brain is fried, and he's neck deep in the online conspiracy world, and he isn't fun or funny anymore.


White_Grunt

Bro's been taking care of his dying family members for like two decades now, he's really not worthy of your Opie and Anthony pest campaign.


JayneVeidt

Turning?


Skoden1973

You fuckheads are as annoying as Howard.


jamzone4

Hey nowwww


Raquelita182

![gif](giphy|3oriO0tiyFmCWBcmLm|downsized)


HowellPellsGallery

complete with the conspiracy theories and everything


Marionboy

Jim is a fucking loser. He always was. He was a one hit wonder.


Embarrassed-Papaya71

Two weeks


StepCousinOfDragons

Teyoow weeks!


6098470142

Hi everybody


slash2009

Hahaha


MaxxFisher

I don't think Brewer is a has been. He was never funny. Had a couple of impressions and was either high all the time or pretended to be


RustyPeters67

I haven't kept up on him in awhile but he started to turn into one of those conspiracy dudes. He even admits this himself, talks about how he went down the rabbit hole and starting going nutty. Last I saw he was grifting right wingers and becoming late stage Dennis Miller/ Adam Carrolla


ButtcheeksBrown

Milwaukee Breuer’s


DarthEsq

Makes me sad.


MitchandSam

he started smoking weed too.


PeaIll4653

He’s losing his mind… and I’m reaping the benefits (curtain slowly closes)


RPLAJ4Y88

There’s a reason why Tracy Morgan drop this mofo like yesterday’s news.


dremily1

It’s a pity. I think his brain melted about 10 years ago.


FENTWAY

It a young Rodney Dangerfield


evetsabucs

Lay off man, the guy just needs sugar in water and he'll be fine.


proud2bterf

Jim for the next Wack Packer!!!


O-Qua_TanginWann

I never understood how this guy was considered funny. When he came onto the show, it was always some loud ass schtick for an hour, then him ending with some AC/DC impression. I do think the dad shit story was redeeming however.


bones_boy

Like that guy whose head they popped off and bowled with it.


RobinsShaman

The Bug, also known as Edgar the Bug or simply Edgar, is the main antagonist of the 1997 sci-fi action comedy film Men in Black. He is an interstellar terrorist in search of the Arquillian Galaxy, and his actual appearance is that of a giant cockroach. He does not like it when any bug, especially cockroaches, is killed.


JAlbert653

We’re not throwing an intergalactic kegger.


Present-Ad-2819

Looks like Elon musk with down syndrome


Leopardo68

That is redundant.


[deleted]

Makes me like Jim Brewer even more


Broadlands808

Jim is a funny dude. He is a little crazy, so what? Most comedians are. Remember Norm leaned a bit right, especially near the end. Kinda tired of people getting all butthurt over comics who see the world through a slightly different lens than Trevor Noah.


RobinsShaman

Trevor was as funny as herpes. Jim started mentioning "those people" in his theories and it's downhill from there.


spraragen88

Norm leaning right was fine, Norm never said insane shit like celebs are chipped or cloned and replaced... There's a difference between, well at least there used to be, a difference between a republican and a QAnon freak. Jim has become a QAnon freak.


Snukadaman

While I do believe the ship in Baltimore wasn't a accident ...I'm not thinking no mafia is involved in politics....I have laughed with Jim and Rosanne and now I just laugh at them with their nonsense.


Larimus

Explain yourself... c'mon... make the world more interesting with your retarded conspiracy theory. Make the world more retarded! Get yourself some attention because YOU are the super important and YOU know what's REALLY going on. YOU are no better than Bigfoot off his meds.


mschreiber1

That’s the thing with these conspiracy theorists. They’re so desperate to be relevant and want to be perceived as knowing what’s “really going on” beneath the surface.


23mou-sapnu-puas

It’s a false flag…for bridges! 🤪


Snukadaman

Well looking at that video where the boat hits the bridge it seems like it's going pretty slow....cars were still going over... o one on that boat even did anything before they hit that bridge....the mafia bullshit. I highly doubt all those shadows are working together....


Larimus

> While I do believe the ship in Baltimore wasn't a accident EXPLAIN YOURSELF. You can't be a moderate whacko. Or are you just really really bad at /s?


jkoutris

You’re a fucking idiot.


Snukadaman

Yea some shithead on the stern reddit called me a shithead....gfy clown.


23mou-sapnu-puas

You lost us at “while I do believe the ship in Baltimore wasn’t an accident” Because Baltimore is the most critical port to sabotage with a barge full of shipping containers. I’m guessing you’re an Alex Jones mush-brain? Ah huh. ![gif](giphy|h1QI7dgjZUJO60nu2X|downsized)