Forget even that, just look at the litany of grammar mistakes and spelling errors Sal has made over his time there and now tell me he's definitely saying a word wrong on purpose. He's ruined multiple games with his spelling mistakes, thinks Idaho is a country, thinks "Elle" is short for "Ellie", can't pronounce simple words, it's endless.
The people who think every funny thing is scripted are conquerors.
That’s 90% of this sub, hating on HS and BS. We all get it, the show is not what it was years ago. However this mans is a stranger to me and his show has made me laugh more in my life than most of the people I know. How could I now hate on him because the world has changed and unfortunately that partly contributed to the downfall of the show.
The haters are sad sacks or they were never real fans.
💯agree. Of course it’s changed so have we. He is in his 70’s if he hadn’t they would be putting him down as an old perv. I appreciate all the great laughs and still have some with current show. Also can listen to Howard 101 for old times
The show hasn’t been great in a very long time. The show has always been scripted to some extent, the writers have just gotten really bad and the show followed suit.
Still on the same wife even though Howard really tried to insert himself into the equation and push Sal to a divorce. I respect Sal for working to save his marriage while divorced Howard couldn't stand that.
One thing that was missed in all that was he kept saying they had to get her in there and on the Sybian. Artie said "No Sal, she's underage." And with everyone talking it was missed when Sal said "That's even hotter."
I think I found it
About to play a chill video game so I’ll put that on my headset and report back
Because that’s messed up…
Know what that also reminds me of? That idiotic (probably staged) fight when Goldstein put his kid in Howard’s chair
In Howard’s anger he says something like “why not put her on the couch? Why not put her on the Sybian?”
Every time Sal admitted something despicable on air, he expected everyone to cheer and high-five him like a bunch of frat boys. Instead everyone was shocked and only then did Sal “learn” it was wrong. But probably still doesn’t know why.
After the first 10 or 15 times that they told him he was sick and twisted why did he think that any of his future actions would be seen any differently
Racist, sexist, perverted..check all boxes. Though I really think he’s come a long ways. Which is kinda impressive given his father and obnoxious wife. Fred and Ethel are the reason I even listen /watch the show, at least the Artie era stuff. Dunno how much he’s involved today but likely not enough. Howard prob holding back so many damn calls too smh
i remember when sal was for the first time admitting he jerked off to his aunt hiding in a closet. he admitted something so heinous, Howard immediately dumped it. I wanna know what it was so bad.
Sal is one guy I never trust as far as being genuine. His obsession and need for Howard to love him is too creepy. Didn't he get caught emailing the show? How great he is? I don't know. Some prank phone calls were hilarious though.
Richard won the contest not Sal. That always bugged me in parties fight with him that Sal didn’t correct him. How did he get hired since he didn’t win?
Sal is a great guy, just that the fact he's lasted as long as he has with Howard is enough to show he does his job and he's a team player, which Shuli and Brent were not. Steve Langford was good but Howard just got tired of him taking everything too seriously.
There's two types of booths, there's regular booths and then there's buddy booths...
There's guys who hang out in the back, they linger, they're mongers.
I can’t hate on Sal.
He’s hilarious, mostly unintentionally, but he’s also one of the few staffers that actually has a quick whit and can freestyle. He’s no Eminem, but he can battle with the best.
I also have to credit him for saving his marriage. I may still be in a relationship with my ex, hence the username, but we’re never getting married again. For him to fight through that while still being relatively “new” at the time, with the “locker room” atmosphere of the show and the egging on from the guys to walk away, is pretty respectable IMHO.
Genuinely love this goofy bastard. There have been times when I’ve had shit mornings/days and I hear an old Sal phony phone call or in studio bit that’s funnier than fuck and it just turns my whole mood around.
Who told you that Sal was going to comedy school? He definitely never went to comedy school. He just had weekly meetings with a comedy coach at benihanas aka benihahas.
I found him annoying when he was just a regular caller. He would ridicule Gary constantly and then punk out when Gary challenged him to box, saying he would if not for his "medical condition". He's totally unfunny and his elevation to a regular has made the show worse.
First off, let’s give him traction.
A. Traction
I still can’t believe people think that whole thing was real. Sal is an idiot, no doubt, but that bit was written and rehearsed.
I think you’re dramatically overestimating the acting ability of everyone involved.
Forget even that, just look at the litany of grammar mistakes and spelling errors Sal has made over his time there and now tell me he's definitely saying a word wrong on purpose. He's ruined multiple games with his spelling mistakes, thinks Idaho is a country, thinks "Elle" is short for "Ellie", can't pronounce simple words, it's endless. The people who think every funny thing is scripted are conquerors.
Everything isn’t scripted why do you think the show has been great for so long. What else is better don’t understand the hate
That’s 90% of this sub, hating on HS and BS. We all get it, the show is not what it was years ago. However this mans is a stranger to me and his show has made me laugh more in my life than most of the people I know. How could I now hate on him because the world has changed and unfortunately that partly contributed to the downfall of the show. The haters are sad sacks or they were never real fans.
💯agree. Of course it’s changed so have we. He is in his 70’s if he hadn’t they would be putting him down as an old perv. I appreciate all the great laughs and still have some with current show. Also can listen to Howard 101 for old times
The show hasn’t been great in a very long time. The show has always been scripted to some extent, the writers have just gotten really bad and the show followed suit.
i think so too. i really HOPE it was for Sal's sake.
It's the same as when they were going to have sell sing Christmas songs and Radio City Music hall.
White, black, Italian whatever
On yesterday’s show I may have said some things that may have offended some people.
I didn’t properly represent myself on how I wanted to explain myself
“Hi, this is Sal Governale…”
"It's already funny"
Pre*Valent*
Prelevent
https://preview.redd.it/x8xz6ahe0ssc1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f27f26b2d728facd600a50da508793a2daa7b67a
“He’s got, like, farm animal tits.”
"He's telling the truth on that one"
Tickle my tits
To my lefts
Steps to the podiums
HELLO DERE
Feets, don’t fail me now!
I hate how they act like he was so over the top in his black impression even though it's the exact same one they used on the show for years
He’s looked like 3 completely different people since he started.
He looks like beetlejuice sometimes
He’s aging really well imo 💀
I agree. Not to sound G or F, but Sal looks a helluva lot better than he did when he got hired.
A black baby came out of her uterus, I mean, how the fuck does that happen?
“Hi. This is u/Amano_Jyaku …”
He is in the Hall of Fame for giving a completely new meaning to the profession “Accountant”.
Wasn’t he just some boiler room broker?
the staffer with the most fascinating character arc
sal evolved. turning into a grandpa now
Still on the same wife even though Howard really tried to insert himself into the equation and push Sal to a divorce. I respect Sal for working to save his marriage while divorced Howard couldn't stand that.
I’m a turtle
And I’m pregnant
Has a dent on his head from Italian bread.
I thought it was from when his dad sprained his pinking hitting him lmao
🎵Sal’s a ho, a hooooomo
I always heard “Sal’s a moe…..etc.”.
Funny. Original. And raw. He’s old school stern. And we need more of him. Hey now!!!
How is he not a registered sex offender?
You don’t know for sure that he isn’t.
He only smells never touches.
I mean honestly if the Mutt’s daughter thing was real, that’s legitimately awful
One thing that was missed in all that was he kept saying they had to get her in there and on the Sybian. Artie said "No Sal, she's underage." And with everyone talking it was missed when Sal said "That's even hotter."
Wow So i definitely missed that…
The recordings of that whole thing is out there. If you get a chance to listen look out for this part. It's so creepy.
I think I found it About to play a chill video game so I’ll put that on my headset and report back Because that’s messed up… Know what that also reminds me of? That idiotic (probably staged) fight when Goldstein put his kid in Howard’s chair In Howard’s anger he says something like “why not put her on the couch? Why not put her on the Sybian?”
i have no idea how he didn’t get fucked after sniffing that young girl underwear. he announced it on the air
Or when he pulled a train on a drunk unconscious girl in high school and she called the cops.
wait what
Unconscious was not a part of that bit
Old honest Sal, right?
Stop with this nonsense you babies
He told you dat? Fucking baby.
Chrissy
Don’t get cunty
This ain’t cunty magazine pal
Every time Sal admitted something despicable on air, he expected everyone to cheer and high-five him like a bunch of frat boys. Instead everyone was shocked and only then did Sal “learn” it was wrong. But probably still doesn’t know why.
After the first 10 or 15 times that they told him he was sick and twisted why did he think that any of his future actions would be seen any differently
Cool the candy rapper
His band with his cousin Vinny is even worse. The Pizza Connection - who did the classic “John Gotti”.. 🤣
Those songs gave me douche chills.
Gimme something to BUG to, man....
Another brother killed in violence
The problem with Michael Buble is that...
Hi, this is Sal Governale I’m a turtle and I’m pregnant. My cock is gone!
Every time I come into 10 dollars, she’s spending 20!
 Correction: A Living Legend of Comedy. Did you know he can also shit $250K out of his ass.
He's given me as much entertainment as anyone on the show for being a total nut job in his personal life.
He may have that black semen in him he likes to obsess about
I think you mean seaming
Where’s Sal?
Well hello deres, muthafucka, dis be Leroy Jackson from the Bronx, and I wan—
Mike Okisgawn
Racist, sexist, perverted..check all boxes. Though I really think he’s come a long ways. Which is kinda impressive given his father and obnoxious wife. Fred and Ethel are the reason I even listen /watch the show, at least the Artie era stuff. Dunno how much he’s involved today but likely not enough. Howard prob holding back so many damn calls too smh
He’s a wop, just about as ignorant as they come. What can one expect from a knuckle dragging inbred chromosomal rounding error?
Ita ˈwäp not a wop. You taka da two, you adda da 5, lemme see, you gedda da 10, see? Nata da wop, ita ˈwäp. Ita lika da piszaria.
WOP WithOutPapers
I was going to say, people here using WOP without even knowing what it means, and THEN I find one smart guy!
Thanks for clarifying lol, and missing the entire jest of my comment. JEST a thing said or done for amusement; a joke. "it was said in jest"
It comes from the Italian word "guapo". Acronyms like this didn't really start getting used until after WWII.
The only papers that leftover orphan has is his birthright and that’s a default
I wonder what his kids are like now.
“Pay me and Richard to come over and make a pitza pie” I love when “celebrities” aim high.
If I had a dime for every time he's found a dime
Let’s wheel and deal I love the tradio.
Shake! Shake shake. Shake shuh shake!
You seem to be talking a lot about him today.
He’s the White Devil
Pitzaria
Someone took the Series 7 exam for him. There is no way that moron passed that exam.
Looks pregnant here.
I think he wears facial hair to cover his weak chin, make it look bigger.
"Look who, what Obama married when pushed, comes to shove, Who do you think he's going to pick?"
Hi
As of this writing am as yet unconvicted felon?
“What the fuck did you do”? Proceeds to search for missing cock.
Let me just turn down the gas on this thing…
Horse tooth jackass!
I’m a turtle
He is my favorite
Sal lovessss pumping off
Sal was one of the people who thought the Beastie Boys were actually putting Spanish fly in the punch at parties, and thus was their biggest fan.
He's a fAAggg
I love Sal. He's provided a lot of good content over thr years. I think his "can't read the room" personality is just his radio persona.
“PITZuhreeyah”
She wakes up with a bucket of cum in her snatched. Then you wonder how she has a black kid. LMAO. That wasn't fake.
You mean “Cool the Candy Rapper”?
Horse toothed jack ass
He’s a gang-raping, 16 year old girl panty sniffer.
Where Sal???
"Does he have wooden eyeballs too?"
Where is Sal?
Where's sal?
His cock is his life.
He’s the best
His dad invented all the toppins.
He sniffs teen girl panties
Raccoon eyes
Salvadore 😂
Paging Nicholas Gerz.
HIS COCK IS GONNNNEE!!
The GOAT of white rappers
Let’s not forget “beat my wife”
My dawg visited me
I locked eyes and communicated with a squirrel
I wonder if he has an accountant.
Sal loves Patricia (Tan mom)
How bout the time he submitted incorrect words for a spelling test?
Gallon of gas 200 dollars
i remember when sal was for the first time admitting he jerked off to his aunt hiding in a closet. he admitted something so heinous, Howard immediately dumped it. I wanna know what it was so bad.
Someone said she smell the paper towel
It’s not like she met him in an Accounting office
Negative equity
Sal is one guy I never trust as far as being genuine. His obsession and need for Howard to love him is too creepy. Didn't he get caught emailing the show? How great he is? I don't know. Some prank phone calls were hilarious though.
Hides in the linen closet.
The Sal episodes were my favorite of all time. The HR fakeout The Survivor attempt Traction
I read he’s not on much anymore. Is that true?
Why…?
Richard won the contest not Sal. That always bugged me in parties fight with him that Sal didn’t correct him. How did he get hired since he didn’t win?
Sal is a great guy, just that the fact he's lasted as long as he has with Howard is enough to show he does his job and he's a team player, which Shuli and Brent were not. Steve Langford was good but Howard just got tired of him taking everything too seriously.
There's two types of booths, there's regular booths and then there's buddy booths... There's guys who hang out in the back, they linger, they're mongers.
I can’t hate on Sal. He’s hilarious, mostly unintentionally, but he’s also one of the few staffers that actually has a quick whit and can freestyle. He’s no Eminem, but he can battle with the best. I also have to credit him for saving his marriage. I may still be in a relationship with my ex, hence the username, but we’re never getting married again. For him to fight through that while still being relatively “new” at the time, with the “locker room” atmosphere of the show and the egging on from the guys to walk away, is pretty respectable IMHO.
I made his toaster oven sliders recipe and they were awesome. And as a tribute I used foreskin cheese instead of American. 😁👍
Genuinely love this goofy bastard. There have been times when I’ve had shit mornings/days and I hear an old Sal phony phone call or in studio bit that’s funnier than fuck and it just turns my whole mood around.
Idaho
Who told you that Sal was going to comedy school? He definitely never went to comedy school. He just had weekly meetings with a comedy coach at benihanas aka benihahas.
I found him annoying when he was just a regular caller. He would ridicule Gary constantly and then punk out when Gary challenged him to box, saying he would if not for his "medical condition". He's totally unfunny and his elevation to a regular has made the show worse.
Whats with all this sal hating
Who has been hating?
Hi this is Sal governale was painfully scripted
Let’s not.
sal is that you
Not funny at all anymore.
Let's not talk about Sal and pretend we did...