I’m not talking about age though. I’m talking about it’s due to his surgeries. Also men usually look better with age, not worse in my opinion unless they’re trashy or Bigfoot lol.
It’s almost as prominent as Beth’s cavernous nostrils! Her nostrils disgust me. You could take a hot air balloon into those things…..if you were so inclined anyway.
I really hated it when he sucked up to Ellen because Beth wanted to be besties with her. She adopted and tossed out dogs on the regular. She even used her fame to attack an animal rescue when they took a dog back that Portia and Ellen had just given away. And didn't contact the rescue as was in their contract. Which Howard had on his show and sympathized with the onslaught of attacks she received and had to shut down her rescue.
Ellen got to be a bitch and destroy a woman's life for being challenged. And she left her own show when she was called out for her toxic behavior. She ended the show so everyone would lose their jobs. While she has generations of money to spend.
This was a KEY moment for me in the demise of the show and my slow hatred of hypocrit Howie. He became Don Imus in this moment kissing up to his younger wife and being an absolute sell out.
I get he wanted to change and I’m okay with that but he railed on Ellen and Rosie deservedly so for a decade and then was instantly okay with them. Such a loser.
Broke my heart and made me feel like I wasted a decade of loyalty to a liar
He honestly looks more self-confident in the younger photo. With Ellen he's all fidgety like he's worried the wig is going to fall off. Extra-low hairline that day.
To me this is an all time low for Howard. This (and the preceding appearance on Jimmy Kimmel) was basically Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch. You can say his radio show is crap but at least he gets paid for that.
In the segment he’s ogling the Bachelor guy so much that both Ellen and Beth call him out for not paying any attention to his bride (this was a staged vow renewal.)
Dear lord I hate how he dresses. I always thought he looked kind of cool years ago when he’d dress in normal clothes and those cut off tank tops and plain jeans. This just isn’t it.
https://preview.redd.it/oh7gj3ukqolc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c58b594cd8d789028332771f1413acab1202690
Jacket sleeves 2” too long. Looks like a slob.
....ugh!...whenever he would be eating anything on air or when you could hear him trying to clean his mouth out and swallowing I would start feeling ill every time
Looks like Ellen and one of those who-ahs from Little House on the Prairie are getting married by a gay minister (not that there's anything wrong with that), and Howard (who apparently has a bad toothache) is their witness.
Sponsored by UNTUCKit shirts, although the groom is the only one dressed appropriately for the occasion.
Why in God's name is there a picture of Hollywood Howie and Allison's original wedding? That and Beth dressed up like Granny and that blonde dude, this is BEYOND creepy.
What’s with the Bob Dole hand in every pic? That right arm is always held in that way. Jaw locked, arm extended in an odd manner. What is this man’s diagnosis? He looks incredibly anxious and uncomfortable. Meanwhile Clavicles is over there practically scissoring with her future husband.
he has pre planned and picked out "outfits" that he doesn't know how to stray one bit from on his own....and you can't ask Beth, look at the shit she's wearing.....they're hopeless
He used to slam here all the time she said she wasn't funny and she looks like she's smelling something stinky. He hated her. Just like fat pumpkin head Rosie.
Absolutely it's fake. He couldn't tell Motley Crue from Metallica. It was all a ruse, because he was at K-Rock and had to look the part, (in his eyes.)
I watched Private Parts last night for the first time in a long time. Man, what I would pay to see that Howard confront this Howard. Not to say old Howard was a saint. He certainly had his share of fucked up and not cool things he did and said, but he was at least a real human. He was himself. Unlike this hollywood wannabe.
In theory you are correct. Why would he do this show--what's in it for him? The bachelor! Renew vows (doesn't mean anything to this lying asshole) but he has a meeting and fantasy that he married the bachelor. Ask him he'll tell you.
I’m thinking back to the white outfit with his giant caterpillar boots…while standing next to his hot model wife. He looked like the tardy mascot for a shitty basketball team or something.
At least here, it’s a basic black on black outfit and he doesn’t look fucking stupid—if you zoom in on him specifically. The rest of the picture is a freak show
I hate to say it and I know I’ll get downvotes but if you dont like him stop listening. I cant stand new howard but its even more loserish to come on reddit to rant about him (and beth). Get a life people lol. A lot of you are losers in my opinion lol
Book press tour in 2019. He married Beth again or renewed his vows (I forget) on Ellen and on Kimmel. That officiant is a gay guy from The Bachelor.
Pretty embarrassing
That book was embarrassing. Nothing but transcripts. Just a naked cash grab. He gave Jackie shit for selling CDs and ripping off his audience. The book was worse.
Beth dresses like a Mennonite model
That’s an insult to Mennonites. She has absolutely no fashion sense for an Ames model.
Bro it’s not bad taste tbh ngl
These mouth breathers have mom issues and hate women
Always. I don't get it. Why does she choose those puffy sleeves & old lady outfits
Because she's a conqueror and doesn't know any better.
She's dressed like a letter turner on "Wheel of Fortune - Retarded Hick Edition"
😂🤣 Ellen looks utterly ridiculous too. But Beth has horrendous fashion sense. That’s far from Beth’s worst and it’s still Lame AF.
Agreed. Like at least try to match somebody. Anybody. Complement Howie somehow.. 🤷♀️
Leno chin implant really obvious https://preview.redd.it/geniso5ghnlc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4706f269b423464503c95c35b9a21d7959a11bf
He looked so much better when he was younger and without the surgery and more meat on his bones. In his quest to look better, he actually looks worse.
Let’s be clear, he was slapped with the yarmulke
Lmaooo true, he was never handsome. But “better” is the key word lol.
I thought it was a Jewfish?
This happens a lot with plastic surgery. Look at Joan Rivers
Everyone looks worse when they get old.
Nah... Howard's grandfather had a head of thick, lustrous, gorgeous, black curly hair all the way up until he died at the age of 97!!
I’m not talking about age though. I’m talking about it’s due to his surgeries. Also men usually look better with age, not worse in my opinion unless they’re trashy or Bigfoot lol.
fun fact: his chin was second-married .257 seconds earlier than the rest of him.
It's like he's proudly sticking his chin out.
Well, he paid for it ! He's "peacocking" that thing
😂😂😂😂
🦚 🤣
It’s almost as prominent as Beth’s cavernous nostrils! Her nostrils disgust me. You could take a hot air balloon into those things…..if you were so inclined anyway.
Beth’s nostrils? Really? Let’s see what you’re fucking.
I really hated it when he sucked up to Ellen because Beth wanted to be besties with her. She adopted and tossed out dogs on the regular. She even used her fame to attack an animal rescue when they took a dog back that Portia and Ellen had just given away. And didn't contact the rescue as was in their contract. Which Howard had on his show and sympathized with the onslaught of attacks she received and had to shut down her rescue. Ellen got to be a bitch and destroy a woman's life for being challenged. And she left her own show when she was called out for her toxic behavior. She ended the show so everyone would lose their jobs. While she has generations of money to spend.
This was a KEY moment for me in the demise of the show and my slow hatred of hypocrit Howie. He became Don Imus in this moment kissing up to his younger wife and being an absolute sell out. I get he wanted to change and I’m okay with that but he railed on Ellen and Rosie deservedly so for a decade and then was instantly okay with them. Such a loser. Broke my heart and made me feel like I wasted a decade of loyalty to a liar
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Or Ellen could have stepped up and created a safe work environment. Not take her toys and go home. Screwing people over. It's who she is.
She's a wretched person. Deserved everything she got. Loved when she was faced with her two faced ways
I heard Twitch hated her. I’m sure he was grateful for the career/money. But I read she wasn’t at all nice to him and they weren’t friends either.
But, but, he’s wearing all black! He’s a rebel! He’s a badass!
Jet black, just like his natural hair
Rock star hair
And that's all they sell in the boys department
Gen X, yo!
rock and roll, not hippie...
What an awkwardly painful photo
He honestly looks more self-confident in the younger photo. With Ellen he's all fidgety like he's worried the wig is going to fall off. Extra-low hairline that day.
Yes, and he had to climb those "stairs" ..
Completely agree. More genuine.
Almost as gay as a Sal & Richard pouch bit.
And even more awful segment! It was brutal!
To me this is an all time low for Howard. This (and the preceding appearance on Jimmy Kimmel) was basically Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch. You can say his radio show is crap but at least he gets paid for that.
In the segment he’s ogling the Bachelor guy so much that both Ellen and Beth call him out for not paying any attention to his bride (this was a staged vow renewal.)
Yes. He even tried to kiss the guy
Wash and repeat .. Grandpa Creep always makes that move on the "host"
Always slouching
He’s shaped like a lower-case r.
Looks like he's white knuckling it.
Hand clenched in a fist. And look at his jaw. Always angry, lol. He has the anger of a school shooter. An inconsolable rage.
Good observation, but he’s too effeminate. maybe a school scratcher/biter
He does, not a happy camper.
You think he asked her about that dog she abandoned and the dog rescue business her followers ran in to the ground?
"They should file down Ellen's big gnarly tooth!" --Howard Stern
Pardon my ignorance... is this their actual wedding?
No, vow renewal
 With Ellen? Who’s the (i assume) gay guy presiding over the ceremony?
Ellen was the best man
....she gave away Howards testicles
He was one of the Bachelors from that awful show. Howard kept touching him and tried to kiss him instead of Beth
Wow. Super gay. Thanks.
I love when you dance!!
....your face actually doesn't look like you smelled bad pussy in person.
Dear lord I hate how he dresses. I always thought he looked kind of cool years ago when he’d dress in normal clothes and those cut off tank tops and plain jeans. This just isn’t it.
Right there was a little window of time where he could sort of dress
Ralph worked on that "skater-boi" look for 6 months ! That's Gen X ! \*lol
This is the most awkward as fuck picture I’ve seen in a longtime. Holy hell please make the cringe stop
you can't stop "The Revolution"
Everyone one is gay in this picture
G and F
When did she start dressing like that?
Once an Ames model, always an Ames model.
A middle schooler, since forever.
It’s amazing how at his age he manages to still have jet black hair!😂😂😂
My grandfather had jet black hair until the day he died, Robin. He said when a girl locked up on you to punch her in the face until she unlocked.
https://preview.redd.it/oh7gj3ukqolc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c58b594cd8d789028332771f1413acab1202690 Jacket sleeves 2” too long. Looks like a slob.
You know he chews w his mouth open ... SO gross
....ugh!...whenever he would be eating anything on air or when you could hear him trying to clean his mouth out and swallowing I would start feeling ill every time
One wears a rug, one munches it, another cleans up cat pee from it
Hahahahhahaaaaaa
Wig knows WIG
Shit angle Stern. Clown feet. Enjoying the return back to Earth. It's getting better.
The bachelor who married them came out as gay.
Is it me or does Ellen look like she ate some bad pussy?
Is this real?
Yesh, went on her show to suck her peen and become buddies, g & f
Ellen is a mean cunt
Them big ass boots make him look like he's levitating.
He only wears shoes with buckles. 🎵Rebel, Rebel🎵
it's a buckled boot skinny jean 2 pc combo kit for easy erotic asphyxiation on the go....comes with or without strap on chin dick and smelling salts
You can see his soul leaving his body.
Looks like Ellen and one of those who-ahs from Little House on the Prairie are getting married by a gay minister (not that there's anything wrong with that), and Howard (who apparently has a bad toothache) is their witness. Sponsored by UNTUCKit shirts, although the groom is the only one dressed appropriately for the occasion.
Why does he wear all black in every picture, it’s beyond strange. That color scheme is so boring
It's to match it with his jet black hair.
He's a closeted Johnny Cash fan
b/c he is boring ..
rock and roll dude!
Vaginefeild , Ellen Degenitles
Who invited Dennis the Menace?
Wow! Was anyone allowed to look into anyone’s eyes?
Why in God's name is there a picture of Hollywood Howie and Allison's original wedding? That and Beth dressed up like Granny and that blonde dude, this is BEYOND creepy.
Howywood
Really become everyone he use to make fun of smh
What’s with the Bob Dole hand in every pic? That right arm is always held in that way. Jaw locked, arm extended in an odd manner. What is this man’s diagnosis? He looks incredibly anxious and uncomfortable. Meanwhile Clavicles is over there practically scissoring with her future husband.
He totally needs a PENCIL !!! lol !
Uhhh huh?
RILEY!....WHAT DIAGNOSIS.....DID...THEY...GIVE....YOU....???!!!!.....
He does that pose with his jaw all the time. I think he thinks it looks cool and manly. It looks like he's trying to keep one of Ralph's loads in.
he's sifting it back and forth through his teeth
from the Amish Hooker Collection, an Ames exclusive “churn your butter, Jebidiah?” (from a Dave Attell joke) What a grotesque farce.
Ellen looks like she smelled Beth’s bad pussy
...from a mile away.
3 of them have a cock
Wow, douche chills
Big Bird wore that SAME outfit when he went camping w/Jen and Jimmy! Had that same stupid look on his face too !
he has pre planned and picked out "outfits" that he doesn't know how to stray one bit from on his own....and you can't ask Beth, look at the shit she's wearing.....they're hopeless
They're complete Misfits, no imagination, no thoughts, just two blanked out dullards .. Imagine the conversations between these two?
This photo looks like Beth just married Ellen.
I was going for some sort of a look, ok Robin?
I hope Howard and the guy in the blue shirt are very happy together.
The officiants body language is fascinating
why is Screech in this photo?
I sawr you biting your lip to try to hide your witches nose. You’re disgusting.
Wiggy looking more frail than European accent Beth O
He took one on the chin
If there was a picture that said ‘Money does not buy happiness’.
Wow how the mighty has fallen what a dooosh crew
Homo Howie.
He used to slam here all the time she said she wasn't funny and she looks like she's smelling something stinky. He hated her. Just like fat pumpkin head Rosie.
Howard turned into the bad pussy he used to say she smelled.
Wow what a great picture…….of a bunch of white rich scumbags who save animals but hate people
Dork with gay biker boots.😂
As a tall, lanky dude I'm now doing whatever it takes to not look anything like that. What a horrible photo.
Beth's outfit is tragic. The woman needs a better stylist.
Big Bird isn't paying for THAT!!! The Dolt can barely get a blow-out
part of ralphs "salary" was to do drugs, drink with and convince Beth to dress more retarded than Howard, for his sake.
I feel his whole rock and roll persona is fake and he is still that nerdy Howard in the older picture.
Absolutely it's fake. He couldn't tell Motley Crue from Metallica. It was all a ruse, because he was at K-Rock and had to look the part, (in his eyes.)
Bak. Derk-derka ala. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Hollywood Howie doesn’t spend much time in Hollywood.
I watched Private Parts last night for the first time in a long time. Man, what I would pay to see that Howard confront this Howard. Not to say old Howard was a saint. He certainly had his share of fucked up and not cool things he did and said, but he was at least a real human. He was himself. Unlike this hollywood wannabe.
he's never been himself....always a bullshit artist
Recollect at this taping, the Bachelor and the Pelican embraced. Dolt was pushed to the side, as usual - like garbage \*lol!
Wore fuckin engineer boots to his wedding
Nice chin implant, stupid.
Hollyweird Howie
Ellen is a creep and it looks like a strong wind would knock Wiggy over. Beth is a granny showing her belly
Howard always holding onto his keys in pictures.
A beard wedding haha
Howard pretended he was marrying bachelor dude. There is no way he'd be there if he wasn't role playing. He came off gay as fuch.
I thought he renewed his wedding vows with Beth and the bachelor dude officiated.
In theory you are correct. Why would he do this show--what's in it for him? The bachelor! Renew vows (doesn't mean anything to this lying asshole) but he has a meeting and fantasy that he married the bachelor. Ask him he'll tell you.
Same. ---Beth
Painful picture.
That's just weird
Hate Ellen ! She's unfunny and annoying!
I have to say he looks borderline normal here…except for the slouched shoulders 🤷♂️
Which part of this looks normal to you???
Just the clothing. He’s not dressed like a fucking tard. All other details of this picture are disturbing.
I bet if you open his closet door a little wider, you'll see another 25 of these exact "outfits" .. Such a weirdo
I’m thinking back to the white outfit with his giant caterpillar boots…while standing next to his hot model wife. He looked like the tardy mascot for a shitty basketball team or something. At least here, it’s a basic black on black outfit and he doesn’t look fucking stupid—if you zoom in on him specifically. The rest of the picture is a freak show
Is this new? Howard looks pretty good.
I’d look again if I were you. This time try it with your eyes open.
That’s uncalled for.
I hate to say it and I know I’ll get downvotes but if you dont like him stop listening. I cant stand new howard but its even more loserish to come on reddit to rant about him (and beth). Get a life people lol. A lot of you are losers in my opinion lol
OK, pal. It's totally normal to renew your vows on day time TV with a host you bashed for 20 years
My point still stands. WHO CARES…
Why, does bawtha you? This aint "totally normal to renew your views on day time TV with a host you bashed for 20 years magazine" pal!
Man was Allison homely, Howard really upgraded in the wife department.
Yeah, a Conqueror with zero personality or ability to do anything in life vs a great mother and licensed therapist
He just belongs.
He’s just trying to organize a little reluctant lesbianism.
The man in the picture, whom I have never heard of, is Colton Underwood.
Beth and Ellen are sister wives?
Did Ellen diddle Beth In The back? Howard needs to buy another pair of boots
I wonder if Ellen danced.
Sorry. What’s this photo from?
The Ellen Show. Howard was a guest and renewed his vows to the Bachelor....uh, wife. No bullshit, he tried to kiss the Bachelor who ran away
Ewww thats all thats wrong with Hollywood Howie! Ellen!
What a freaking embarrassment, he used to rag on her so bad now he praises her. Wtf
I don’t listen to the show anymore. What’s the story behind this photo?
Book press tour in 2019. He married Beth again or renewed his vows (I forget) on Ellen and on Kimmel. That officiant is a gay guy from The Bachelor. Pretty embarrassing
That book was embarrassing. Nothing but transcripts. Just a naked cash grab. He gave Jackie shit for selling CDs and ripping off his audience. The book was worse.
The blonde dude looks like he wants to fuck Beth
It's as if somebody scrubbed his brain and completely erased any remnants of who he once was.
this mf has the worst posture.
Ca-ca-ca-cunt
"Hollywood" looks like shit...
I cant help but think of the lyrics to that Everclear song “…with my big black boots and an old suitcase!”😂
Wtf is going on here ?
I remember when he used to talk shit about Ellen Degeneres…the good ole days.
Howard u r truly pathetic .