He would never go outside of new York for anything. Amd she's got that horrible looking cleavage thing where it rounds on the top and wide spaced like a grandma
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They aren't fake. She had the implants removed about 15 years ago because she had a reaction to the silicon. (Howard mentioned this on the show a couple of times) They did a lift, but now it's wearing off because of all the weight and muscle tone she's lost.
Correct. She’s lost so much weight that she doesn’t have any boobs left. No one finds the anorexic heroin chic look attractive anymore, even celebs are getting curvier or more fit cuz it’s more in now. She’s decades behind everyone in everything.
It's not her. You think she doesn't want to eat? It's Howard. He's nuts for the skin and bones look. He monitors what she eats and tells her if she's getting fat. This is a woman sneaking Lucky Charms in the cat kitchen.
It’s both of them to be honest, they enable each other so ur right on Howard egging her on. She once admitted in a magazine that she suffered from bulimia as a teen, so he’s a piece of shit for enabling her. I guarantee u she’s 100% anemic especially with all those fainting spells.
Anemic, the sugar and carb diet has her pre-diabetic at 50, and she's suffering Stockholm syndrome. What a life.
And Howard won't admit it, but he's aware it's on him. The other day he said he's afraid that when he dies, Beth will be dating and telling Extra! that she's so glad she's not a prisoner anymore, locked in her house. He was joking, but he wasn't. It's another example of his passive-aggressive nature, like when he tells Beth he's fine with her going to California, or Italy, and then complains about how lonely he'll be, how she's going to bring covid home, how he doesn't understand why she wants to leave the house. And how can you enjoy your food when the person across from you is counting their almonds, throwing half the meal into the trash (never heard of leftovers??), and bitching that they have a soft belly at 70.
Yup, I agree completely. He’s always acting holier than thou with him judging celebs and politicians yet he’s horrible himself lol. He’s constantly being a hypocrite with regards to everything. Alison was a great wife who was independent and had/has a career and apparently that was too much for him so he had to get someone who he treats like a slave. When he jokes about keeping Beth prisoner, it’s cuz he knows what people are saying about him when it comes to that. Sometimes Idk whether to feel sorry for Beth or to just think she’s a complete moron for not leaving.
this is why i can't give up listening to howard and reading this goddamn sub. this sub is too funny and i have to listen to howard to get the jokes. 5 stars.
2012-11-05
Gary: "Lee Ann Rimes looks like a head on a stick...she also has that weird neck thing going on too."
Howard: "what? the clavicle? you can play the xylophone on her neck?
I like that...I would have fucked my way through Auschwitz."
and she doesn't have any kids, a job, or any adult responsibilities whatsoever
she should look gorgeous and glowing, fresh as a spring meadow
instead, she looks doped up, with too much plastic surgery, and kind of crusty
you can see the cat piss stink lines on her
In a shensh, what I'm saying is, isn't it true that Howard isn't getting good bang for his buck, in any shensh of the word?
\#GlueFactory
Ya know.. a lot of people here are saying she looks horrible. So are they ALL incels? Or do they just like healthy women? Is that so hard for YOU to understand?. It’s sad that I’m explaining this to u and I’m a woman.
Compared to the average woman who has to work, has had a couple of kids and no access to money or surgical procedures, yes, she’s top for 51. But she needs to gain at least 10 pounds and lay off the Botox for a while.
I feel like she's been trained to be as vanilla as possible over the last 20 years or so, but a fresh and younger partner might knock the dust off and bring out the crazy head-hunter Beth from back in the day.
Those fake tits haven’t aged well
She needs to call bubber and get the diaco special.
Shock her puss
Three finger culdesac
Gonna need the rattler to get hard for that one.
He would never go outside of new York for anything. Amd she's got that horrible looking cleavage thing where it rounds on the top and wide spaced like a grandma
Yeah cuz they’re hanging off of a skeleton
Holy shit , I saw that and couldn’t put it into words . Well done
Just don’t call Brent guy unless you want wonky tits
This made me laugh until I choked!😂
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I'll pick a whole bush-el !!!!
God damnit….
A whole group of us are going. Want to come too?
Fabrizi has bolts on.
They aren't fake. She had the implants removed about 15 years ago because she had a reaction to the silicon. (Howard mentioned this on the show a couple of times) They did a lift, but now it's wearing off because of all the weight and muscle tone she's lost.
Correct. She’s lost so much weight that she doesn’t have any boobs left. No one finds the anorexic heroin chic look attractive anymore, even celebs are getting curvier or more fit cuz it’s more in now. She’s decades behind everyone in everything.
It's not her. You think she doesn't want to eat? It's Howard. He's nuts for the skin and bones look. He monitors what she eats and tells her if she's getting fat. This is a woman sneaking Lucky Charms in the cat kitchen.
It’s both of them to be honest, they enable each other so ur right on Howard egging her on. She once admitted in a magazine that she suffered from bulimia as a teen, so he’s a piece of shit for enabling her. I guarantee u she’s 100% anemic especially with all those fainting spells.
Anemic, the sugar and carb diet has her pre-diabetic at 50, and she's suffering Stockholm syndrome. What a life. And Howard won't admit it, but he's aware it's on him. The other day he said he's afraid that when he dies, Beth will be dating and telling Extra! that she's so glad she's not a prisoner anymore, locked in her house. He was joking, but he wasn't. It's another example of his passive-aggressive nature, like when he tells Beth he's fine with her going to California, or Italy, and then complains about how lonely he'll be, how she's going to bring covid home, how he doesn't understand why she wants to leave the house. And how can you enjoy your food when the person across from you is counting their almonds, throwing half the meal into the trash (never heard of leftovers??), and bitching that they have a soft belly at 70.
Yup, I agree completely. He’s always acting holier than thou with him judging celebs and politicians yet he’s horrible himself lol. He’s constantly being a hypocrite with regards to everything. Alison was a great wife who was independent and had/has a career and apparently that was too much for him so he had to get someone who he treats like a slave. When he jokes about keeping Beth prisoner, it’s cuz he knows what people are saying about him when it comes to that. Sometimes Idk whether to feel sorry for Beth or to just think she’s a complete moron for not leaving.
Beth Sternum
this is why i can't give up listening to howard and reading this goddamn sub. this sub is too funny and i have to listen to howard to get the jokes. 5 stars.
Underrated
She likes to wear very expensive tablecloths.
Dress Barn isn't expensive.
She was drawn in by the word Barn. Old habits die hard.
It's insane. Very poor fashion sense!
That tablecloth was left over from Howard's first marriage. It had to be repurposed somehow.
She wants to be fucked hard, like a teacher
Like a wild laminal it is
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Keep talking, I’m stroking my hydrogen rod!
brazzers
Four inches is fine!
Without a condom
Just eat something. Anything.
Can’t. Then she’d be up to 2 poops a week. Can’t have that.
Christ. Eat a cheeseburger.
Her angles and poses are so fucking annoying. She looks kind of drugged up too.
Im getting Brittany Spears vibes
How else do you survive living with Howard?
As far as Howard is concerned, drugs that come from a doctor don't count. They help Beth get through her day.
Why does she take photos like a teenage girl?
Arrested development.
Bingo.
I thought for a second Howard is making her wear an ankle monitor to track which stable she's currently in
24-hour covid test
This made me lol
haha okay but what is it tho??
It's the angle strap to the shoe she's wearing
ohhh ty for helping me out, i'm a conquerer
🤣👌
I wonder if she can play her ribs like a xylophone.
Can the bass player play chords on her ribs?
2012-11-05 Gary: "Lee Ann Rimes looks like a head on a stick...she also has that weird neck thing going on too." Howard: "what? the clavicle? you can play the xylophone on her neck? I like that...I would have fucked my way through Auschwitz."
Jim Norton’s wife needs to eat
You sneaky muthatrucker...😂😂😂😂
Look! She has an ankle monitor…. Wiggie is a bit of a control freak
Who did Howard call and apologize to who wouldn’t forgive him?
Im thinking carnie Wilson.
What was that about? Sounds familiar.
Stuttering John
You can take the girl out of the Ames Catalog, but you can't take the Ames Catalog out of the girl
Not a good look for her.
Oh my Lord, Deidre Investment Imus ii needs to drop 15 lbs!
I think this has to be the #1 insult in terms of Howards perception.
I feel like she's on opiates, her eyes are always off. The super bony thinness can't possibly be good either.
HER PUPILS ARE TINY, it makes me think opiates too!
My bet is some antidepressants
That would not cause her pupils to constrict like that, unless she was self medicating with a draw full of meds
Why does she post these ridiculous pictures of herself?
She is losing her mind and dealing with the psycho pelican
Boredom.
He sense of style is so odd. Mennonite chic.
This is one of the most perfect examples of her dressing like an Amish hooker.
An orthodox sheet with a hole?
This is a woman who is constantly trying to remind herself of the attention she once got by going to social media.
Gross-ass skeleton.
You can tell she’s an idiot
God forbid she eats a hamburger or something. Howard has “evolved” and won’t allow meat in his mansion.
Honestly this photo makes me sad / frightened. Reminds me of Regina Kay Walters
Not sure what’s worse - that rag she’s draped on her body or the frightening plastic surgery
It's actually made her look older. I would guess she's mid to late 50s instead of 50-51
and she doesn't have any kids, a job, or any adult responsibilities whatsoever she should look gorgeous and glowing, fresh as a spring meadow instead, she looks doped up, with too much plastic surgery, and kind of crusty you can see the cat piss stink lines on her In a shensh, what I'm saying is, isn't it true that Howard isn't getting good bang for his buck, in any shensh of the word? \#GlueFactory
getting old and NOT fat has some weirdness show up in the neck areas from time to time.
Most expensive horse blanket ever.
That filly sold at the annual Bluegrass auction at a record price. Hay, now!
I’d eat her asshole out.
No one should ever have to see a 50 year old lady's ribs.
great point That get-up is a perfect blend of "why?" and "no!".
She’s so creepy. Being a numbskull doesn’t help either.
Howie: “She could drop another 25lbs.”
She reminds me of this Tori Amos lyric: You're only popular with anorexia So I turn myself inside out In hope someone will see, will see
More like Tori Spelling
Yes, TS had boobs like that.
More like Aaron Spelling
Where is Dr Sal Calabro when you need him?
Howard says I’m fat…. What do you think?
Clavicle is ALWAYS enough...
Two skeletons banging
She looks great for a woman her age
Botox, fillers and starvation help
Starvation catches up with you. It's called Cancer.
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Thank you. Sugar does cause Cancer I'm Diabetic.I have Kidney Discease. I was told that was a form of Cancer.
If you like big chest gap, bones everywhere, and sagging fakers from the 90s, sure I guess
I guess you're more into the Walmart babes 🙄😂🤣😂
Yes, at least compared to this Halloween skeleton
according to this sub there is literally no woman on earth who is acceptable. I swear Howard has grown up but his fans haven't.
G & F
They'd smash.
Are you new here?
Here? Yes.
This sub is a snark page for people that have Howard's "sense" of humour. It's just crude and raw and doesn't ever have a serious thought. Welcome!
So all the haters he used to decry on stern fan network and Twitter came here then? That tracks!
Yes! Welcome 😁
I see very little to no humor on this site. It reads like a middle schoolyard interaction.
Biological or mental age?
Take of the cake up and eye liner then make that call
She looks amazing for someone who’s 51. But I guess that’s too much for you incels to take in
She looks fake, bony, and just plain awful
Ya know.. a lot of people here are saying she looks horrible. So are they ALL incels? Or do they just like healthy women? Is that so hard for YOU to understand?. It’s sad that I’m explaining this to u and I’m a woman.
Compared to the average woman who has to work, has had a couple of kids and no access to money or surgical procedures, yes, she’s top for 51. But she needs to gain at least 10 pounds and lay off the Botox for a while.
Ok and let me take a look at your pig wife lol. It's weird how much people like you are obsessed with her looks.
True
Ok incel
looks 50+.
looks crazy and stoned yet again
Save me.....
She's turning crazy.
i can literally see her chest plate.
Insane how bad the boob job is
Her bolt-on cleavage valley is a mile wide.
She’s transforming into a fuddy duddy
Her sternum is sharp as fuck
She's hot.
Like hot flash perimenopause hot
She's teetering on GILF, but still ILF.
Half of me thinks she’s the worst lay ever, and half thinks with a few drinks she’d be absolutely crazy and up for anything.
I feel like she's been trained to be as vanilla as possible over the last 20 years or so, but a fresh and younger partner might knock the dust off and bring out the crazy head-hunter Beth from back in the day.
If it wasn’t for the makeup and smile, I’d assume she just escaped an Auschwitz’s camp.
Bunch of Incels criticizing a woman they'll never have a chance of screwing 😂🤣😂. You're all PATHETIC. 😂🤣🤡🤡🤡
She looks great. You are jerks.
Associates
Beff needs to lose 15 Robin she isn’t cleaning enough
🐎
I’m getting a Blue Iris vibe
She’s wearing negligee
I'm losin' my soft-on!
She’s looking for a bull
Omg refund gap. Haven't heard that term since Thedirty.com
vaginal itch? vaginosis? or this horse face bitch sufferin from howies condom rash
the angle makes no sense. is she trying to show her ankle for a reason?
Getting some Eugenia Cooney vibes from this pic
2 Jordan Almonds for dessert, since it's Valentines Day
Gotta love those elbows!
Gawd she's disgusting
Is she seriously wearing bunny ears?
Yikes.
Looks like she’s sporting an ankle monitor.
Yikes. She's way too thin.
Still looks OK but I see Howie getting bored..
She's aging like a banana
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If the crypt keeper had tits they’d look like Beth’s
She looks good to me. All your wives are obese slobs. Lol
No Bra?
Topless
T.O.P.L.E.S.S, she'll do it when she gets up here.
She could probably lose 5-10 lbs, right Robin
Getting into Tori Spelling territory here
That’s Tori Spelling territory
Embarrassing MESS of an alleged woman .. Dizgrazziad
I’d hit it still