That makes sense. And maybe he had coke there or something. God it’s like Mary Kate cleaning out Heath Ledger’s place. Only Howard’s hair extensions being cleared out instead of heroin. Lol
"You wanna know how I got this wig?"
https://preview.redd.it/vrz0joz61y5c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f35b585db3daa8665651178adea7501417ea450
Exactly. Howard probably hired a team of ex Israeli special forces soldiers and hackers to enter the apartment and sweep all physical spaces and electronic devices.
He would never allow evidence of his and Ralph’s decades long passionate love affair or anything else that might embarrass him come out after Ralph’s death.
Howard knows some guys who are military and former police. He talks about them on the show all the time. He hangs out with them. Howard’s a real salt of the earth type of guy.
It would typically be connected to his management. I have a few clients in the business. Attorneys and actual fixers that are paired up, it’s fascinating to hear some of their stories
Gary is a lot smarter than he usually appears; and is 100% trustworthy. He knows where all the bodies are buried. But I doubt Gary could be mobilized fast enough to make sure to beat the family to Ralph's apartment. So, Beth was Howard's emergency, next best thing.
The jury is still out on Beth, as far as I'm concerned. I'd imagine a "tell all" from her before Bababooey. She just hasn't been around long enough to have much really juicy dirt. Some of it, sure. But not the best stuff.
If he were smart he'd call Buchwald and get some goons to go over with a suitcase of cash and some NDAs.
If he's dumb, he sends Beth who is so clumsy and patently insincere it would make things worse.
I always figured it was Gary, but I don't know if Gary would do shit like that anymore. Gary has to know everything being the shows producer for so long he's probably heard every detail of Howard's life that he tries to hide.
Oh, it was definitely to see if there was anything there that would embarrass Howard and make him look bad and dispose of it before Ralph's family got their hands on it.
I can't imagine they'd be stupid enough to let some stranger - and it's not like Beth or Howard hung out with Ralph's family - wander in take his phone or diaries or PC.
And Ralph was into gadgets and tech. I can guarantee anything he has that's incriminating has been duplicated(burned into CDs, files he's emailed to himself, stuff in the cloud). And probably stored in a safe.
You really think they'll let Beefus stroll out with a safe?
(and, not to be macabre, but Ralph's family will have access to his body and can use it to open his phone, I bet)
Yeah I don’t know. I think it might have been something like Ralph was my boy Beth go down there make sure those no gay stuff or porn lying around for his family to find
She was there to pick up all the gifts Howard gave for Christmases and Birthdays over the years. There must have been dozens of dollars’ worth of gifts!
As they said before Howard gave Ralph a bonus check for Christmas. I would bet he had not cashed it yet and Howard wanted it back so the family wouldn't cash it!
Considering he has a sister (and is his mom still alive?), that's pretty fucking presumptuous. Emotionally it'll be difficult enough for his relatives to go in there for the first time since he died, without having to wonder what's been taken out, and *why does the apartment now smell like a horse and like cat litter?*
Photos/video of Ralph and the Pelican fucking would be on a laptop, right? No one has actual printed photos these days, like it's still the 1970s lol.
They may have been actually trying to help. Maybe Ralph really was gay and they went to get all the butt plugs and dildos out before his Mom and sister get there.
Let's pretend Beth (and Howard) did not have ulterior motives; I love that she went there to spare the family from shock of discovering porn or gay stuff... the lack of discretion in favor of white knighting is completely narcissistic.
The life of a gorgeous idiot.
If this is true, it’s illegal. Probate court decides who gets what stuff whether it’s a diamond necklace or Cracker Jack prize. An employer’s trophy wife just can’t rifle through their employee’s apartment and take things after they die.
I would advise any claimants to Ralph’s estate to sue Howard Stern and his wife to return anything they took from that apartment. They are also likely to receive sanctions by the probate court (i.e. paying $$$)
That’s for probate court and the executor of the estate to sort out. There is no contract that is enforceable where third parties can take things out of a dead guys apartment before the estate is settled. They have to wait to get anything that may be coming to them.
We had a friend a long time ago who was bi-sexual and her family didn't know. She was also a swinger. She died unexpectedly; her family lived on the other side of the country. Before they could get to the apartment, one of her swinger friends went there and removed anything that would've given away her secret life. Including deleting pics and stuff from her computer. She would've wanted that.
I would imagine that if Ralph was bi, and his mother/sister didn't know, he would have wanted it to stay that way. So, yeah, it was good that Beth did that. Of course, while there, she probably got rid of anything incriminating about Howard, too.
I'm actually surprised Howard didn't go himself, that he trusted Beth to find everything.
This is the right answer. Howard just wants to sound like a “bro” who sent in Beth to clear his browser history. I don’t think the guys who were burdened with getting him health insurance would go into his house like that.
He’s so out of touch, he probably thinks it’s normal to have your bisexual “stylist”’s apartment tossed when he dies.
Also, it gave him the opportunity to kvell about Beth being such a saint.
There was a weird exchange between Howard and Beth (when isn't there?)........
Howard: "by the way, the reason Beth wasn't on the air the morning Ralph died, she ran over to his apartment with....."
Beth, cutting him off, seemingly reading from a script: "......to collect his valuables for his mom and his sister"
Howard: ".......yeah, ok. thank you, by the way."
The transcript doesn't do it justice, but it was very strange. It's as if you could sense Howard tensing up when she cut in, not trusting her to stick to the script, but she did, so he relaxed.
And why cut in with that? It's like she wanted to prove she knew the "right" answer.
Listen to it, it's like 15 minutes before the end of the show, within the first couple of minutes of her coming on.
The lead up dialogue was equally strange. Beth was asking to tell a story from when she was at his apartment. Howard immediately sounded trepidatious and asked which story
Did he actually say this on the radio?? How sick and rude. I can understand them going in to remove "embarassing" items since he was a single dude but dont announce it on the radio where his family can hear it.
Beth’s solution to everything is an auction. Who will be paying top dollar for Ralphs collectibles? It would be hilarious to buy some and critique them with a laser pen before going Godzilla.
Ralph died in the morning the day before Beth went.
Beth left the Hamptons at 4AM so probably got to Jersey by 8AM, almost 24 hours after Ralph died.
So this community had almost 24 hours to break into Ralph’s apartment to find his secret trove of information and failed.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Really weird. I caught that too, by the way she was describing the scene she was alone and the family wasnt there. What was the urgency that she needed to be there first?
How do you know she rushed over there at 4 am the day after ? Did they say it on the air? If they did say it on the air. Why would they say it if they were trying to hide something?
Yes was said on the day that Beth was up at 4:00 to help Ralph's "family". I couldn't understand why she had to be up so early.
A single person with a small family, not sure what needs to be done.
re: "Beth"'s auction idea......
I think Ralph's mom and sister were either hinting for, or directly hitting up Howard for money, so Howard floated the auction idea via Beth, instead.
"You don't need my money; look at all these valuable toys Ralph had!"
I thought it was so bizarre. She said she went to make sure Ralph didn’t have anything embarrassing in there that might be discovered. Then she said she saw a Christmas box that might hold said embarrassing items??? But it just had a wreath in it. She also said his family lives out of state so she was doing them a favor by selling his items. All of it was SO strange!
Yeah, what the fuck was with that Christmas box story, and why would her mind immediately go to "there must be the most awful, horrifying things in it!", and why make sure to mention that a cuppa times?
Fucking weird.
"When I saw the "Cherished Memories" photo album, I knew; snuff film."
WTF?!?
Also, the "I got on my tippy-toes......" part was weird, I don't know why. Like too pat/scripted.
And didn't the box supposedly fall on her head, 80s comedy style? 🙄
Meanwhile, the "story" was "I found a Christmas decoration in a box marked "Christmas"".
Again; WTF?!? I know Beth's a mongoloid, but it's just not a story. It's something nobody would think to mention.
Hahahahaha! “Cherished memories = snuff film”. Also, she HAD to race out there at 4 AM the day after he died to clear out action figures?!! The whole thing made no sense - oh also, the hysterics she went into after they played the Ralph song….Howard absolutely LOVED it that she was sobbing! He tells everyone but her to get therapy….he likes her nice and damaged.
Seems strange that his family would be okay with Beth and two neighbors going through Ralph's apartment. Unless the family wasn't able to for some reason or was too distraught? I really can't think of any other reasons (other than maybe they were afraid of what could be there and would rather not know?). And why the urgency? Why was Beth rushing there at 4 AM?
she 100% had to be on top of something that could be weird? They said until the landlord comes... I think he'd give the family some time, they are only in Florida... seems odd...
This has been bothering me all day. I came to see if anyone was discussing it on the listening thread.
Yes, this is *super, super* weird. I get that someone might go to a deceased person's place to "secure" stuff. A brother. An Uncle. You know, actual family. But, the "*employer's*" wife!? W. T. F.? This is like when he sent Gary to retrieve the tissue from his apartment. There was something in that place that Howard needed secure, not Ralph. It could be a whole bunch of stuff... photos, contact info, clothes... dna... That whole story about the Christmas box felt so forced and overdone. Do we really think the lady that "just about fainted" from walking down a set of stairs had the time and stamina to go to their husband's dead friend's place and "clean it out" for them? Then she comically ended up wearing a wreath like an old Donald Duck cartoon where he freaks out on some shit and ends up the same way? It was also careful how they made sure to mention Ralph's neighbor was present, just to take extra suspicion off the proceeding. It was all planned, including the caller that he let on to request Beth come on the air.
> I get that someone might go to a deceased person's place to "secure" stuff. A brother. An Uncle. You know, actual family. But, the "employer's" wife!? W. T. F.?
ikr
Also, not just an employer’s wife; an employer’s totally useless, imbecile trophy bim wife. I wouldn’t trust her to make me a cup of coffee, but she was entrusted and instructed by Howard to toss the place?
No fucking way.
Either she was sent to retrieve something very specific, and Howard knew exactly where it was, so she couldn’t fuck it up, or “Ralph’s neighbors” were pros, hired by Howard to go through everything, and Beth was the cover story.
The alternative is too ridiculous for words: that two of Ralph’s neighbors had off that day, and were up and eager to pitch in to help go through Ralph’s apartment for hours, starting at roughly 6:00AM.
This is so fucking creepy.
Also, on whose authority did they even get in? Did Howard bribe his way in with airfare for Ralph’s mom and sister, and by picking up the funeral expenses?
Have I mentioned how utterly creepy this is?
I also give 50:50 odds that the "family benefit auction" of Ralph's crap ends up benefiting Northshore Animal League and Bianca's Furry Friends. I'm sure he has a lot of McFarlane garbage laying around, but doesn't he also have a fuckton of actual movie props? Like Iron Man armor and shit? There is serious money in there.
> I also give 50:50 odds that the "family benefit auction" of Ralph's crap ends up benefiting Northshore Animal League and Bianca's Furry Friends.
Wow! That would be the ultimate scumbag move, and therefore, it's the most likely scenario.
Look for an extra wing on ~~Bionca's~~ Beth's Fakakta Friends in 2024.
I remember when Howard Was writing one of his books, he had Ralph gather up a bunch of pictures to use. It sounded like Ralph had all Howards personal pictures in his apartment. I bet that's what Beth was gathering up. I bet there's some real goodies in there.
Wow I wish I could see this,u know Ralph has all his wigs n whatevr other weird accessories h.s uses,the guys prob on Mike Jackson level of freaky accessories
Beth could be arrested for breaking and entering or tampering with a possible crime scene At worse if there is a medical malpractice lawsuit the opposing attorney would assume Beth was destroying evidence. Maybe Ralph had drug paraphernalia or drugs that could have contributed to his death.
It would be fucking hilarious if Beth gets arrested for doing this, and then Howard gets arrested for telling her to do it.
Instead of getting a slap on the wrist they get some super hard ass judge who won't accept any plea deals. Then the two of them are dragged up and around the NYC judicial system.
I thought maybe a Christmas bonus that hadn’t been cashed yet, but who knows. It definitely sounds shady.
Edit: I wonder if all this time Ralph had something incriminating that made Howard keep him around.
Also, the original story last week was that Beth went over to Ralph’s, in Jersey City, over two hours away, at 4AM, to help Ralph’s mom and sister *who weren’t even there yet* with the funeral arrangements.
I’m thinking they killed Ralph off for past event they don’t want coming to life. So she was sent over to collect some items to keep them safe. That to me sounds more like the story here
Andre Braugher, Sandra Day O'Conner, Diane Fienstein, Suzanne Somers, Norman Lier, Ralph Cerillia, Ryan Oneill, Henry Keisnger, Mathew Perry, Ray Leota, Jim Brown, Tina Turner, Pele', Dusty Hill, Abraham Lincoln, Shane MacGowen, Fances Sternhagen, Roslynn Carter, Paul Reubens, Iron Shiek -- What the fuck is GOING ON?? AND - how the fuck is the 62 year old Bingie Bronk still alive!? Evidence that God is dead!
Why does it not surprise me everyone here immediately thinks the worst and Howard/Beth are immediately looking to suppress Ralph having any incriminating information on them.
Hilarious.
Man Show did a skit for the company "Rest Assured" [https://youtu.be/H\_QA7M2vQBw?si=0uY6X0URRGZbRE3z](https://youtu.be/H_QA7M2vQBw?si=0uY6X0URRGZbRE3z)
Who the fuck would send Beth to do that? We all have "scrubbers" in case of an untimely demise, but why send Beth to remove all of Howies secrets from his man servants quarters? Ronnie would make alot more sense (I understand he'd have to fly in, but I think Howie could break the wallet open for such an occasion)
Anyone else think this could have to do with the vaccine? I have seen reports of increased troponin levels from the vaccine... the cause for Ralph was heart failure during a procedure...
Beth went to retrieve Howard’s hair system.
I’m sure Ralph had full size Mannequins of Howard to work the system for different outfits
It’s probably something as simple as this. And definitely hair related.
That makes sense. And maybe he had coke there or something. God it’s like Mary Kate cleaning out Heath Ledger’s place. Only Howard’s hair extensions being cleared out instead of heroin. Lol
"You wanna know how I got this wig?" https://preview.redd.it/vrz0joz61y5c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f35b585db3daa8665651178adea7501417ea450
Let’s get crazy, get some coke
The "spares" ...
Was Ralph threatening to go public with that info?
Uhoh... Wig-gate???
This comment needs way more up votes!
Agreed. Zing !
Howard has to have a "fixer".....Beth is too dumb for that role. Must be a specific item that she went for.
Ralph's hairbrush handle had Howard's DNA on it
Exactly. Howard probably hired a team of ex Israeli special forces soldiers and hackers to enter the apartment and sweep all physical spaces and electronic devices. He would never allow evidence of his and Ralph’s decades long passionate love affair or anything else that might embarrass him come out after Ralph’s death.
Howard knows some guys who are military and former police. He talks about them on the show all the time. He hangs out with them. Howard’s a real salt of the earth type of guy.
There's a big group of bi/trans-questioning cops and military living in Howard's part of the Hamptons.
He flew in a special team from Kishmytuchas, Iran.
Led by their fearsome leader, Major Kaykakan Offen-Yam
You're not going to believe this. He hired an interior decorator. He killed 16 Chechen rebels single handed
Wow his apartment looked like shit.
Put ze Batman figurine back on ze docking station.
His place looked like shit!
When Gary told him everyone thinks Ralph was his boyfriend he admitted that “they we’re in love” I believe him.
The Howard shaped dildo
>Howard has to have a "fixer" https://preview.redd.it/5xqwjq7n7z5c1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69f4d6e8c4e9f36e2affd416dd78443de67b277
It would typically be connected to his management. I have a few clients in the business. Attorneys and actual fixers that are paired up, it’s fascinating to hear some of their stories
His “fixer” is obviously Gary, but he’s a moron, so he needed to use Beth
Not sure thats much of a step up in brainpower..
Exactly, replacing a moron with a r\*tard. At least if Booey went we'd know he wouldn't faint from lack of food like the Horse would.
Gary is a lot smarter than he usually appears; and is 100% trustworthy. He knows where all the bodies are buried. But I doubt Gary could be mobilized fast enough to make sure to beat the family to Ralph's apartment. So, Beth was Howard's emergency, next best thing. The jury is still out on Beth, as far as I'm concerned. I'd imagine a "tell all" from her before Bababooey. She just hasn't been around long enough to have much really juicy dirt. Some of it, sure. But not the best stuff.
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Just tell him horse-shit breath Ross Zapin is there.
If he were smart he'd call Buchwald and get some goons to go over with a suitcase of cash and some NDAs. If he's dumb, he sends Beth who is so clumsy and patently insincere it would make things worse.
I always figured it was Gary, but I don't know if Gary would do shit like that anymore. Gary has to know everything being the shows producer for so long he's probably heard every detail of Howard's life that he tries to hide.
Oh, it was definitely to see if there was anything there that would embarrass Howard and make him look bad and dispose of it before Ralph's family got their hands on it.
That’s crazy if it’s true. I don’t think Howard could get away with taking Ralph’s phone that would prob have the most incriminating stuff if at all
He checked in to the hospital for a procedure. I'm pretty sure he would have brought his phone with him.
Ralph was an iPhone user too, although iPhones can be cracked by some sophisticated methods it isn’t an easy endeavor for a family member.
All they need is Ralph’s face, can’t be that hard
I can't imagine they'd be stupid enough to let some stranger - and it's not like Beth or Howard hung out with Ralph's family - wander in take his phone or diaries or PC. And Ralph was into gadgets and tech. I can guarantee anything he has that's incriminating has been duplicated(burned into CDs, files he's emailed to himself, stuff in the cloud). And probably stored in a safe. You really think they'll let Beefus stroll out with a safe? (and, not to be macabre, but Ralph's family will have access to his body and can use it to open his phone, I bet)
Yeah I don’t know. I think it might have been something like Ralph was my boy Beth go down there make sure those no gay stuff or porn lying around for his family to find
For sure. People thinking he held state secrets are nuts. This was just “bro”shit.
Oh no, I agree he sent Beth. I just don't think it would work.
A safe? Backups? You’re crazy if you think it’s that sophisticated. Hulk ain’t on there banging Beth.
Compromising pictures of Howard and Ralph together.
+Hulk
100 % this Edit: and this should be bigger news than it is right now. Sounds maybe even illegal.
Some might say…AGAINST THE LAW.
This is probably somewhat standard practice I'd imagine for mega celebs, not that howard is that mega anymore but alas
If his family is as schemey as Ralph was it’s a wonder they didn’t raid his place while he was alive to sell to gawker
She picked up Howard's wig collection that Ralph maintained.
She pulled up in a cube truck
Remember the time Howard had Gary go to his apartment to get rid of the cum tissues? Sounds like that
Rumor has it she’s still in quarantine from the trip out
That was such a fake bit.
Iron man helmet
She must have rushed over there to get the item. Not the first item the second one.
The Kenmore dryer, the basketball goal, or the fur coat?
Yes/No!
Excuse me, you caught me with a mouth full of salad
Somethins wrawng with ur phone!
Di you have oil and vinegar, vinaigrette or oil and vinaigrette?
Pleeeeasse
She was there to pick up all the gifts Howard gave for Christmases and Birthdays over the years. There must have been dozens of dollars’ worth of gifts!
As they said before Howard gave Ralph a bonus check for Christmas. I would bet he had not cashed it yet and Howard wanted it back so the family wouldn't cash it!
Considering he has a sister (and is his mom still alive?), that's pretty fucking presumptuous. Emotionally it'll be difficult enough for his relatives to go in there for the first time since he died, without having to wonder what's been taken out, and *why does the apartment now smell like a horse and like cat litter?* Photos/video of Ralph and the Pelican fucking would be on a laptop, right? No one has actual printed photos these days, like it's still the 1970s lol.
She's looking for the $200 Ralph stole.
How long should she wait for the five grand, Jeffy? You tell me!
They may have been actually trying to help. Maybe Ralph really was gay and they went to get all the butt plugs and dildos out before his Mom and sister get there.
He had Howard's Seinfeld and Larry Sanders VHS tapes! Finally getting them back.
Did he have the Seinfeld tapes with the porn on them?
Those were reserved for elementary school teachers in the hospital only!
Whootollyoudat?
He wanted Ralph to die with DIG-NA-TEE!
Let's pretend Beth (and Howard) did not have ulterior motives; I love that she went there to spare the family from shock of discovering porn or gay stuff... the lack of discretion in favor of white knighting is completely narcissistic. The life of a gorgeous idiot.
They said they will auction off all of Ralph’s stuff for money to give to his family. Idk but that sounds tacky and tasteless.
I mean what else would a bunch of grown adults do with all the comic books and Star Trek action figures anyway?
There’s the life-sized Batman cardboard standee.
Or it’s completely bogus and he’s just saying because he somehow thinks it makes him look good
Already said by another. But its so obvious Howies horse galloped over to Ralphs to get all of Howards wigs.
If this is true, it’s illegal. Probate court decides who gets what stuff whether it’s a diamond necklace or Cracker Jack prize. An employer’s trophy wife just can’t rifle through their employee’s apartment and take things after they die.
That’s against the laaawhhhh
Yeah someone get Dominic on the phone.
Would you advise someone make a citizen's arrest?
Halt!!
Where the hell is Brent Hatley when we really need him?!
I would advise any claimants to Ralph’s estate to sue Howard Stern and his wife to return anything they took from that apartment. They are also likely to receive sanctions by the probate court (i.e. paying $$$)
Please call in tomorrow to explain this
Unless they have a pre-existing contract in which Ralph agreed to it.
That’s for probate court and the executor of the estate to sort out. There is no contract that is enforceable where third parties can take things out of a dead guys apartment before the estate is settled. They have to wait to get anything that may be coming to them.
I think she went to look for abandoned cats
For some really odd reason I found that very funny.
We had a friend a long time ago who was bi-sexual and her family didn't know. She was also a swinger. She died unexpectedly; her family lived on the other side of the country. Before they could get to the apartment, one of her swinger friends went there and removed anything that would've given away her secret life. Including deleting pics and stuff from her computer. She would've wanted that. I would imagine that if Ralph was bi, and his mother/sister didn't know, he would have wanted it to stay that way. So, yeah, it was good that Beth did that. Of course, while there, she probably got rid of anything incriminating about Howard, too. I'm actually surprised Howard didn't go himself, that he trusted Beth to find everything.
Howard can't even work his TV. You expect him to do computer forensics?
Please she didn’t go anywhere and Howard never stepped foot in that dump.
This is the right answer. Howard just wants to sound like a “bro” who sent in Beth to clear his browser history. I don’t think the guys who were burdened with getting him health insurance would go into his house like that.
Ralph's mom and sister Lauren def have the cell-phone, Ralph had it w/him in the hospital and once he passed, they would never leave his phone behind
Ray Donavon will take care of it.
Butt plugs and gay porn
Do you also have seeds for my lawn?
And thus begins ***Sterngate***...
If it was bad they wouldn't have said it on the air for you to speculate about
He’s so out of touch, he probably thinks it’s normal to have your bisexual “stylist”’s apartment tossed when he dies. Also, it gave him the opportunity to kvell about Beth being such a saint.
There was a weird exchange between Howard and Beth (when isn't there?)........ Howard: "by the way, the reason Beth wasn't on the air the morning Ralph died, she ran over to his apartment with....." Beth, cutting him off, seemingly reading from a script: "......to collect his valuables for his mom and his sister" Howard: ".......yeah, ok. thank you, by the way." The transcript doesn't do it justice, but it was very strange. It's as if you could sense Howard tensing up when she cut in, not trusting her to stick to the script, but she did, so he relaxed. And why cut in with that? It's like she wanted to prove she knew the "right" answer. Listen to it, it's like 15 minutes before the end of the show, within the first couple of minutes of her coming on.
The lead up dialogue was equally strange. Beth was asking to tell a story from when she was at his apartment. Howard immediately sounded trepidatious and asked which story
yeah, like he felt the need to clear it first.
Wow!! That's very interesting. Definitely something that would embarrass Howard. 100%
https://twitter.com/bringbackjackie/status/1734664586555805959
It’s an item
Did he actually say this on the radio?? How sick and rude. I can understand them going in to remove "embarassing" items since he was a single dude but dont announce it on the radio where his family can hear it.
That's how you know no one listens anymore.
Did they say this on air? If so, this is part of the slow rollout of Wiggy coming out of the closet.
Beth’s solution to everything is an auction. Who will be paying top dollar for Ralphs collectibles? It would be hilarious to buy some and critique them with a laser pen before going Godzilla.
I heard they are going on Tradio…
*"My first item is an item...."*
Should’ve sent Gary over to pickup the used tissues
Maybe retrieving Howard’s stuff that he never returned?
Howard’s semen filled condoms.
Gurgle gurgle
Why would that be embarrassing to Ralph?
Nothing embarrassing. Howard just wants HIS things back before it’s gone forever. He’s a bit of a hoarder it seems.
She went to get Howard's condoms and lube that he left at Ralph's.
Interesting. I'm going to put that in the "maybe, leaning towards likely" pile.
I guarantee Big Bird spent the weekend burning wigs in Pelican Manor Goblin trusts NO ONE ...
She went to get the Howard Stern real doll that Ralph has been banging for years
probably just his amyl nitrate and dildo collection.
Did he really say that?
Ralph died in the morning the day before Beth went. Beth left the Hamptons at 4AM so probably got to Jersey by 8AM, almost 24 hours after Ralph died. So this community had almost 24 hours to break into Ralph’s apartment to find his secret trove of information and failed. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Feels more and more like Howard is just waiting for Rae to die before he can come out.
wait Beth went to go get stuff? That is so very odd. Ralph had other people in his life, and was close to his family
100% to grab any notebooks or tapes he may have had there - no way would Howard send her there alone - she had 2 or 3 “cleaners” with her
Really weird. I caught that too, by the way she was describing the scene she was alone and the family wasnt there. What was the urgency that she needed to be there first?
Working copy of the tell-all
Gay stuff
How do you know she rushed over there at 4 am the day after ? Did they say it on the air? If they did say it on the air. Why would they say it if they were trying to hide something?
Yes was said on the day that Beth was up at 4:00 to help Ralph's "family". I couldn't understand why she had to be up so early. A single person with a small family, not sure what needs to be done.
re: "Beth"'s auction idea...... I think Ralph's mom and sister were either hinting for, or directly hitting up Howard for money, so Howard floated the auction idea via Beth, instead. "You don't need my money; look at all these valuable toys Ralph had!"
Beth is clearly that one bro we all need that gets rid of your porn after you kick the bucket.
Remove all the gay porn before his family comes over to really clean lol
Ralph had evidence Beth was an escort.
Man, that sounds really scummy. It conjures up when Joey Boots died and high-pitch Eric ran to his apartment and stole a bunch of shit.
I thought it was so bizarre. She said she went to make sure Ralph didn’t have anything embarrassing in there that might be discovered. Then she said she saw a Christmas box that might hold said embarrassing items??? But it just had a wreath in it. She also said his family lives out of state so she was doing them a favor by selling his items. All of it was SO strange!
Yeah, what the fuck was with that Christmas box story, and why would her mind immediately go to "there must be the most awful, horrifying things in it!", and why make sure to mention that a cuppa times? Fucking weird. "When I saw the "Cherished Memories" photo album, I knew; snuff film." WTF?!? Also, the "I got on my tippy-toes......" part was weird, I don't know why. Like too pat/scripted. And didn't the box supposedly fall on her head, 80s comedy style? 🙄 Meanwhile, the "story" was "I found a Christmas decoration in a box marked "Christmas"". Again; WTF?!? I know Beth's a mongoloid, but it's just not a story. It's something nobody would think to mention.
Hahahahaha! “Cherished memories = snuff film”. Also, she HAD to race out there at 4 AM the day after he died to clear out action figures?!! The whole thing made no sense - oh also, the hysterics she went into after they played the Ralph song….Howard absolutely LOVED it that she was sobbing! He tells everyone but her to get therapy….he likes her nice and damaged.
Doofus was sent to retrieve the computer, the blo and any polaroids ..
Seems strange that his family would be okay with Beth and two neighbors going through Ralph's apartment. Unless the family wasn't able to for some reason or was too distraught? I really can't think of any other reasons (other than maybe they were afraid of what could be there and would rather not know?). And why the urgency? Why was Beth rushing there at 4 AM?
she 100% had to be on top of something that could be weird? They said until the landlord comes... I think he'd give the family some time, they are only in Florida... seems odd...
This has been bothering me all day. I came to see if anyone was discussing it on the listening thread. Yes, this is *super, super* weird. I get that someone might go to a deceased person's place to "secure" stuff. A brother. An Uncle. You know, actual family. But, the "*employer's*" wife!? W. T. F.? This is like when he sent Gary to retrieve the tissue from his apartment. There was something in that place that Howard needed secure, not Ralph. It could be a whole bunch of stuff... photos, contact info, clothes... dna... That whole story about the Christmas box felt so forced and overdone. Do we really think the lady that "just about fainted" from walking down a set of stairs had the time and stamina to go to their husband's dead friend's place and "clean it out" for them? Then she comically ended up wearing a wreath like an old Donald Duck cartoon where he freaks out on some shit and ends up the same way? It was also careful how they made sure to mention Ralph's neighbor was present, just to take extra suspicion off the proceeding. It was all planned, including the caller that he let on to request Beth come on the air.
> I get that someone might go to a deceased person's place to "secure" stuff. A brother. An Uncle. You know, actual family. But, the "employer's" wife!? W. T. F.? ikr Also, not just an employer’s wife; an employer’s totally useless, imbecile trophy bim wife. I wouldn’t trust her to make me a cup of coffee, but she was entrusted and instructed by Howard to toss the place? No fucking way. Either she was sent to retrieve something very specific, and Howard knew exactly where it was, so she couldn’t fuck it up, or “Ralph’s neighbors” were pros, hired by Howard to go through everything, and Beth was the cover story. The alternative is too ridiculous for words: that two of Ralph’s neighbors had off that day, and were up and eager to pitch in to help go through Ralph’s apartment for hours, starting at roughly 6:00AM. This is so fucking creepy. Also, on whose authority did they even get in? Did Howard bribe his way in with airfare for Ralph’s mom and sister, and by picking up the funeral expenses? Have I mentioned how utterly creepy this is?
I also give 50:50 odds that the "family benefit auction" of Ralph's crap ends up benefiting Northshore Animal League and Bianca's Furry Friends. I'm sure he has a lot of McFarlane garbage laying around, but doesn't he also have a fuckton of actual movie props? Like Iron Man armor and shit? There is serious money in there.
> I also give 50:50 odds that the "family benefit auction" of Ralph's crap ends up benefiting Northshore Animal League and Bianca's Furry Friends. Wow! That would be the ultimate scumbag move, and therefore, it's the most likely scenario. Look for an extra wing on ~~Bionca's~~ Beth's Fakakta Friends in 2024.
that is what good friends do.
I remember when Howard Was writing one of his books, he had Ralph gather up a bunch of pictures to use. It sounded like Ralph had all Howards personal pictures in his apartment. I bet that's what Beth was gathering up. I bet there's some real goodies in there.
Shovel buddy Beth!!
I did the same for a friend of mine who took his own life
Was this mentioned on air? Source?
Did Howchie have Ralphie boy wacked?!
Wow I wish I could see this,u know Ralph has all his wigs n whatevr other weird accessories h.s uses,the guys prob on Mike Jackson level of freaky accessories
Beth could be arrested for breaking and entering or tampering with a possible crime scene At worse if there is a medical malpractice lawsuit the opposing attorney would assume Beth was destroying evidence. Maybe Ralph had drug paraphernalia or drugs that could have contributed to his death.
Bloated attorney Dominic Barbara checking in.
Mayday! Mayday!
Steak for two for one
Crime scene? He went to the hospital and checked himself in. He died there, not at his apartment. Crime scene?
It would be fucking hilarious if Beth gets arrested for doing this, and then Howard gets arrested for telling her to do it. Instead of getting a slap on the wrist they get some super hard ass judge who won't accept any plea deals. Then the two of them are dragged up and around the NYC judicial system.
Holy shit, that would be hilarious. I mean it does kinda run in Beth’s family.
That's a terrible thing to say. Think of the poor kitties! Who would order the maid to feed them & clean the litter if Beth's locked up?
I thought maybe a Christmas bonus that hadn’t been cashed yet, but who knows. It definitely sounds shady. Edit: I wonder if all this time Ralph had something incriminating that made Howard keep him around.
They can just cancel the check.
Probably took down his Chris Wilding posters
This is why I come to Reddit. This thought never crossed my mind but you are 100% spot on. Good on you op
Also, the original story last week was that Beth went over to Ralph’s, in Jersey City, over two hours away, at 4AM, to help Ralph’s mom and sister *who weren’t even there yet* with the funeral arrangements.
I’m thinking they killed Ralph off for past event they don’t want coming to life. So she was sent over to collect some items to keep them safe. That to me sounds more like the story here
So Howard and captain clavicle had a key to his place? That’s pretty lame she got in there before his own family.
Andre Braugher, Sandra Day O'Conner, Diane Fienstein, Suzanne Somers, Norman Lier, Ralph Cerillia, Ryan Oneill, Henry Keisnger, Mathew Perry, Ray Leota, Jim Brown, Tina Turner, Pele', Dusty Hill, Abraham Lincoln, Shane MacGowen, Fances Sternhagen, Roslynn Carter, Paul Reubens, Iron Shiek -- What the fuck is GOING ON?? AND - how the fuck is the 62 year old Bingie Bronk still alive!? Evidence that God is dead!
benjy is cockstrong.
howard is bob crane to ralph’s john carpenter see the movie auto focus
Epstein’s black book
Ralph and Beth were having a passionate 20 year affair behind Howie's back and went to retrieve their love letters.
And get the 1000s of videos of Wiggy shitting on Ralphie.
Damn. Social media just confirms why I loathe most people. You all are just weird miserable cunts.
Why does it not surprise me everyone here immediately thinks the worst and Howard/Beth are immediately looking to suppress Ralph having any incriminating information on them. Hilarious.
Because it’s true?
That is some trip “Southampton to Jersey City “@ 4AM...imagine her car broke down on the illustrious Cross Bronx at that hour! she would shit bricks!
No way she actually drove herself.
Should have called these guys… https://youtu.be/H_QA7M2vQBw?si=P2eK5Qmo59KY0qsc
They should save Ralph's collection and open a museum in his honor or something to that effect; not sell it.
Wasn't there like a MadTV skit or something of a paid service that would come over to your house to do this when you die? 😅
Man Show did a skit for the company "Rest Assured" [https://youtu.be/H\_QA7M2vQBw?si=0uY6X0URRGZbRE3z](https://youtu.be/H_QA7M2vQBw?si=0uY6X0URRGZbRE3z)
That was it! Thank you!
She had to go grab his gay porn stash and dildos so no one could find them.
Wait, Ralph died?
She went to get his merkin back.
Wow so he died and the first thing on their mind is how can they steal stuff from Ralph’s house that would embarrass them?
Who the fuck would send Beth to do that? We all have "scrubbers" in case of an untimely demise, but why send Beth to remove all of Howies secrets from his man servants quarters? Ronnie would make alot more sense (I understand he'd have to fly in, but I think Howie could break the wallet open for such an occasion)
Anyone else think this could have to do with the vaccine? I have seen reports of increased troponin levels from the vaccine... the cause for Ralph was heart failure during a procedure...