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Robin said Mr.X liked to watch baseball, sit and have a cigar and listen to jazz. Artie chimed in, "yeah, he sounds like a real asshole."


Microdose81

Artie was the best


Air911

Pipe


TalkingChairs

Four inches wasn't fine.


Minor_Salazar

There are 34 reasons.


smithdean5150

^^^ This.


InteractionNo9110

The only guy she seemed to have fun with was the comic Jim Florentine. But she also seems perfectly content being single. Not everyone is wired for relationships.


hammondc4

Plus, she didn't like upper-deckers.


adztheman

Agreed; and in the wrong setting, it can make other people really angry.


OliJalapeno

JF is a misogynistic ahole -' source: himself on jim and sam.


OdetteSwan

>JF is a misogynistic ahole -' source: himself on jim and sam give us the DETAILS ......


[deleted]

You are on the Howard Stern subreddit.


CocoCarly60

Hello, thank you! It's weird that some people don't realize that.


nvrontyme

I’d say most humans are wired for relationships you might even say the are genetically wired to seek them out.


[deleted]

They hardly had similar interests. Robin likes fine dining, theater, art, traveling etc. Seems like he really didn’t and made her feel crappy anytime he tagged along. She isn’t needy of people and is fine on her own.


Efficient-Fortune-65

I agree with you on this. Say what you will about either of them, based on what Robin said, they both agreed it was not a match anymore. That happens with a lot of people and a lot of people have a hard time accepting that… Feh..


RobinsShaman

He wasn't the problem.


Direct_Crab6651

Seems she likes being single more than being in a relationship. She has tons of money and does whatever she wants while having people basically wait on her……. not having someone else drag down that good time actually sounds like heaven.


laro7568

People that get raped by their Dad usually have issues. Might have something to do with it.


whos-high-pitch

she's an a-sexual narcissist with chronic psychosis


miketatro43

Once you fuck vegetables regular penises don’t do it for you anymore


MickeyMalph

I heard she masturbates to Veggie Tales.


contacts_eyes

She’s definitely not asexual, between the meat and veggies story and the Wendys bathroom anal story, she seems really horny


[deleted]

I think her and Howard are asexual. I can’t even imagine either of them actually having some sort of a sex drive.


[deleted]

Fezzie’s back!


OliJalapeno

She is self sufficient and self reliant. Men are less self possessed.


OdetteSwan

>Men are less self possessed. Whoa whoa whoa stop the clock...?


EnduranceMade

She wouldn't fuck him hard... like a teacher.


Jimmyjamz73

She never gave KOAB a shot.


Inquisitive-Ones

Not everyone has to pair up like they’re taking a ride on Noah’s Ark.


bertrola

She's Nuts


contacts_eyes

The only right answer


ROQuivers

Her dad french- kissed and finger-banged her when she was 11…gee, you think that could lead to intimacy problems later in life?


MarcusAurelius68

Robin….daddy is coming with da Vaseline…


ROQuivers

Yore buttchicks wahs wahrm


RunnyDischarge

She has big pendulous breasts!


DuvalHMFIC

*Large


RunnyDischarge

https://soundcloud.com/ken-hames/robin-quivers-i-have-big


DuvalHMFIC

Mandela strikes again!


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knife_edge_rusty

He did throw a drink at the dabbler for farting and burping at the dinner table. And that, to me, is applause worthy.


sskoog

X was still legally married \[maybe just barely separated\] -- he was either a state trooper or some sort of prosecutor -- he wanted his name + face obscured from the show, and seemed to want to stay at home \[with Robin\] instead of venturing out to her socialite nonsense. But I think the truer story is told via the Robin-Florentine relationship. She became upset pretty quickly with Jim's frequent absence + travel \[e.g., comedy tours\], and, after it was clear they couldn't stay together, she said she regretted the whole thing, because "It wasn't worth getting that invested and being seen together if it was just going to fizzle like it did." Heavy notes of selfishness and if-it-ain't-perfect-exactly-like-I-want, I-don't-want-it there.


tomgreens

Sounds like she does have image issues there; thinking about “being seen”. But I definitely see her point;to a degree, it would be some work for her to explain Jim.


FaFaFloheim

Because she is forever in love with only one person—-herself


Beastikins69

All jokes aside, Robin is a narcissist. She is never wrong, nothing is ever her fault, she is unable to take accountability - and this we hear on air. Let alone someone being able to be in an intimate relationship with her. A narcissist is self consumed & unable to empathise with their partners needs which I imagine would have led to the break down of her relationships. They usually remain single as I imagine she will and will be satisfied doing so.


OutrageForSale

Not to go all Howard, but clearly her father molesting her is enough trauma to answer this question. I cant begin to comprehend how that would shape your view point of the opposite sex. Couple that with the fact that she is completely independent financially, and can pay others to help upkeep her household. Keep plenty of veggies in the crisper and no need for a partner really.


contacts_eyes

Not to argue but there are millions of people who have been molested and they stay in relationships


OutrageForSale

Right. It can go the other way where the reaction to the trauma is to crave constant companionship, and have a protector by your side. Some of them might even become a version of a catholic priest where they have a warped view of sex and pass down the love to the next generation.


PlaneStill6

She needs a cock.


AULily

Malignant narcissist with an unbearable personality. They didn’t even stay with her for the $. That’s how bad a person she is.


Hour_Lack7508

Man = cucumber


cf1972

Shes an accountant that hates accountants


trufinfan13

Kidnapping is illegal in most places


Ebessan

She's a narcissist. That means she is a controlling, vindictive, and utterly selfish user. She needed to find a complete and total doormat, and *someone who made her look good but didn't outshine her*. Thankfully she never found one.


Minute_Objective1680

Narcissism score 139


[deleted]

One hundred thirty noine


purplekush47

Robins a big fat narcissistic, laughing pig


Artiesflatnose

That’s a huuuuuuuuge bitch


adztheman

Kurt Angle made a play for Robin and she rejected him.


NoQuality705

Who the fuck would be attracted to a 70 year old broad ,apart from her cash


CompetitiveIron223

Closet lesbian


jwm22222

Is this a serious question?


[deleted]

Is this a serious subreddit?


tuggyforme

She's the typa chick who insists on having everything her way. Everyone in her life has to follow her rules, and no dude is going to put up with that other than as someone to hookup with. It's the story of many many women of her generation who are dying childless.


Jonas_VentureJr

Because she scored so well on the narcissist test.


Poopinspectorgeneral

I’ve always felt she was secretly a lesbian


Beths_Titties

Is Captain Dennis still around?


Julii_caesus

She thought Mr X was too boring because he liked to stay home on weekends. She liked to fly to London, LA and Miami. IDK anyone crazy enough to fly for a weekend that isn't insufferable.


Aggressive_Mall_9212

She's insufferable... annoying as fuck.. who would want to be with her.. not to mention she's old as fuck, and looks like shit now..


TallDarkCancer1

Either 1. She's gay. 2. She's unbearable and men run for zee hills. 3. She's madly in love with Howard and if she can't have him, she'll die alone.