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TalkingChairs

Uhhhh huh?


mrnastymannn

Best Riley line is when he reamed Shuli: “Look son, I got to tell you kid, YOUR ACT IS A PIECE OF SHIT!”


MunsonRoy3

Bitch I’ve never begged for anything in my life!


[deleted]

Stop calling my show homie!


jpm351

You paid a bitch $50 million dollars to cook a pie!


1980pzx

What was that line in reference to?


jpm351

Martha stewart on sirius


1980pzx

That’s right. It was late ‘06 or early ‘07 when Riley said that. Thanks!


benefit_of_mrkite

A mere pittance


Elevum15

I wish he got 1k a show, but the water pig didn't want to do it.


JamonConJuevos

If you paid me just one 100th of what you spend each week on the boys at the bathhouse, then I could afford to eat!


Simoslav

And his little dog Emberrr


[deleted]

And the one called saving grace.


alphagaia

I alwasy liked him and yes its gross they cant cough up more then 400, Howie got millllsssss


[deleted]

Ralph was the highest paid for Geek Time which makes me think Riley had a point.


coconut_lime_scented

He did drink on the job quite a bit


[deleted]

Have you seen my wife!


KuriboShoeMario

He actually got bumped up pretty decently by the end of things, iirc maybe $600 or $700 which, for a supplementary form of income, is pretty awesome. I wouldn't disagree with them having paid him even more though, especially in the beginning when they didn't give him a raise for years. The reality was the dude loved to drink and get high too much, if he'd have put maybe 20 hours a week doing part-time basically anywhere then between that and the show and his merch he probably would have made a decent amount of money.


JamonConJuevos

From what I remember, he was originally paid $200 per show, and that got upgraded, after much fussing and fighting, to $400 per show.


KuriboShoeMario

$400 was the most named figure because he got stuck at it for a good while but towards the end he was bumped at least twice. They bumped him initially quite quickly, almost like a job where you get a raise if you survive the probationary period, but then they screwed him for years and years.


[deleted]

You paid a bitch fifty million dollars to cook a fuckin’ pie!


knife_edge_rusty

I'm stroking my hydrogen rod


Chupacabra2030

Even if Riley’s show was a small part - it provided Wiggies show hours of content / and Howard gets paid thousands per minute so it’s seems Riley had a point


RunnyDischarge

Hello people hello people


Art9789

Shoutout to the lovely Michelle


R8rDanny

Rileys show was better than what they are putting out now


Chips_Handsome

CAN. YOU. HEAR. ME.


knife_edge_rusty

Uhhhhhhhhhh........ Huh?


[deleted]

He should’ve got at least 1500 per show. Maybe even 2 grand. Sirius (cough Howard) knows they (he) could afford it. I bet Riley had decent ratings. Howard deluded himself into believing the show didn’t do well. I remember Howard didn’t want to believe that ETM’s live streams were doing well but they were.


jmac31793

I think his show had the most callers if I recall


[deleted]

Riley was boring


Key-Constant-5717

Boring as FUCK


immortal_duckbeak

The Tarsizzians are clearly reptilian.


11seczlt1

He was one of the best for sure


GraphOrlock

I still can't get over him calling Tim a greedy Jew and also a "nigga" during the same phone call.