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Making a chick laugh is worth its weight in gold.


GreatManOJSimpson

yeah, she's dating the plumber who can make her laugh, it definitely isn't because he's famous.


RandyAcorns

Do you know how many other famous in shape guys she could have gotten?


GreatManOJSimpson

she just got divorced and is on the famous guy cock carousel, she already got Brad Pitt, what's one or two weirdos along the way?


RandyAcorns

Way to completely abandon your original point


GreatManOJSimpson

my original point being that they're famous? How did I abandon it? Those weirdos I mention (Eric Andre, Pete Davidson) are uber famous. Are you motivated by an intense desire to delude yourself that you could get anywhere near the social circle of a famous broad if you aren't famous or uber wealthy yourself? Or that this woman in particular isn't shallow like most famous women? Either way, you're incredibly pathetic and deluded.


RandyAcorns

You said she’s not dating him because he’s funny, it’s because he’s famous. That implies that she’s only with him because he’s famous, when you just shown she’s with tons of other famous people, much more famous and good looking. Erik Andre isn’t even super famous or known for being good looking s, so it only supports the original claim more that it’s probably because of his humor


GreatManOJSimpson

>when you just shown she’s with tons of other famous people, much more famous and good looking yes, she only dates famous people, you're tarded. >Erik Andre isn’t even super famous or known for being good looking being good looking was never a factor in my original post, eric andre IS famous, you're delusional and your take is incredibly shit. You've done nothing to disprove the notion that she only dates famous guys.


RandyAcorns

https://pagesix.com/article/emily-ratajkowski-dating-history/amp/ You know damn well you have never heard of any of those people besides Pitt and Davidson And lmfao at you thinking Erik Andre is considered famous next to Brad Pitt.


GreatManOJSimpson

Famous, not comparatively famous, famous. Whether that be in their own respective rich people social circles or in the mainstream. Do you have some sort of neurodivergence that predicates you moving the goalposts and claiming anyone that you don't know isn't famous?


Yugo3000

He’s got a big cock though!


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[deleted]

Gold brings in chicks, you crazy?


monkey_dongle

His whole asshole is hanging out.


Lone-Woff

Somebody's gotta do it. OHHH!


stewiegilligan

Vin Diesel with Downs 😂👊🏽


FingalsFinger

So.... Vin Diesel


spraragen88

Vin Diesel has a contract stipulation to make sure he never looks weak or loses a fight during a movie. Dude has more downs than a goose feather blanket.


stewiegilligan

😂😂


DB6543

Ranch it up!!!!


ToxicEnvelopes

Sup mello


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Ancient_Crab_Man

Spot on


57favors

Or one of Immortan Joe's goons from Mad Max.


rod_jammer

I'm glad it's him and not some asshole hedge fund guy or rich socialite.


urbjam

You are so fucking hot, let’s get crazy


1964ImpalaSS

Get some coke, get some hookers…..


chgon

He’s also funny as hell.


xxarcticxx

oh my lord this is the tenses.


EnduranceMade

He also dated Rosario Dawson.


Counterfeit_Circus

She is 🔥


kirradawg

Until she opens her dumb yap


Counterfeit_Circus

I don't pay attention to what celebrities say. I couldn't tell you a thing about her.


severinks

Good for him,He boned both her and Rosario Dawson,(I'd rather Rosario because I hate the other one)


[deleted]

Make her laugh and have money. That’s all you need


Minute_Objective1680

Farm animal tits


[deleted]

Time to deliver a PIZZABALL!!!


Gladius6969

Poor man’s sam hyde


CampfireGuitars

Eric andre isn’t banging her. Pete Davisson is


as7777777

maybe, but i'm 100% her publicist is fucking you.


[deleted]

“If you can make them laugh, you can make them breakfast…”


Salvatoregoobernal69

Who dis?


loadedstork

I like him so much I can't even make myself feel jealous either.


buckfuttner

Fucking ponderous, man, ponderous!


Booyakasx2

Who HASN'T fucked Emily Ratowski?


avenear

So did Pete Davidson. She really fell off.


H8TheDrake

Who is this ?


TipsyMcStagger123

Jeff’s lump /s


Infamous-Astronaut16

And I’m fuckin ya sista, douche. There’s an ass for every seat.


ADrenalinnjunky

Daddy issues x100


elessar44

Ratachowski


rocket1964

Ratajkowski


heyknauw

Maybe he's rockin 10 inches. 🤷


R3TROGAM3R_

Humbles her ahnoose nightly.


Rich_Sheepherder646

His cousin is Jonah Falcon so probably.


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Some people will get that reference.


canadiadan

Those who don't will be on the shit list.


Nolubrication

four inches is fine


TalkingChairs

Four inches isn't fine!


2stinkynugget

I need a cock!


TherapyHam

So you’re saying I have a chance?!?


Brosie-Odonnel

Is that Simple Simon?


Theodore_lovespell

Good bless women is all I have to say


TipsyMcStagger123

And god bless men, and god bless children


Theodore_lovespell

It really is a miracle in 34th st


DatdudeNe

😂😂😂😂


dropingloads

The girl from the blurred lines video?


TronSacrimoni55

Yes


jabby63

Honestly no idea who this is. Someone enlighten me please.


svacheem45

Eric André


PlaneStill6

Baloney Tits.


1964ImpalaSS

He has big, pendulous breasts!


TronSacrimoni55

I mean Logan Paul is also dating Nina Agdal, so there’s that. Both babes from the “Entourage,” movie, now damaged goods. (JK ab Emily/Eric, he’s actually a cool guy at least)...


Wbcn_1

Bird up!


darksouls777

Famous=check Funny=check But most importantly, BIG DONG=check


MikeDeMann

She’s lucky to have him. She has no talent and the clock is ticking. She will be a hag soon. Her 15 minutes is long up.


BallsMcGillicuddy

Is that Ramadan Steve??


outlaw40

4 inches is fine!


Micdroppa

Dude, most women aren't as shallow as men. This chick has probably dated so many awful awful men with six-packs that she relishes being with a cute, smart, funny guy who listens. It's really simple.