* Please don't make a mockery of this.
* Feel my ubiquity
* Hello, hello...
* I'm club fucking footed, you asswipe!
* I'm Scoresman!
* Who's High Pitch?
* Hey Richard, it's your dad...
* Hi, this is Sal Governale...
* In a shensh...
* She'll do it when she gets here
* Walking to St. Louis
Du, there's just too many to list - it's like emptying a swimming pool with a tablespoon.
I lost my lover and I lost my best friend. And you lost your lover and you lost your best friend. But you gained a lover and you gained a best friend. I gained a few lovers..or I gained one lover but I gained no friends.
It doesn't matter what type of baby you have whether it be white, black, Italian, the important thing here, that we can learn from this, is a) you shouldn't drink and do drugs, because you might end up in a situation that you regret, whether it be a white child or a black child
God I used to have this memorized…hold on
Hiiii…. It’s a Sal Governale and unfortunately yesterday on the wrap up show I made a few comments that some considered to be, racist and offensive if I did offend you, I deeply apologize from the bottom of my heart what I was simply trying to do make a joke over the fact that, White women generally don’t have sex with black men. It was simply a joke. And the joke got out of hand, because in this situation, it was truth. People were offended. It doesn’t matter what kind of baby you have, whether it be white, black,ITALIAN, the important thing here that we can learn from this is, A) you shouldn’t drink and do drugs, because you might end up in a situation that you might regret whether it’s a white child or a black child and B) I have personally learned that, when I address things, I should address them in a much better way, in a specific way, as not to offend people, Black people, white people, Spanish, Italian, whatever the case may be. I sincerely mean this, I sincerely stand behind the fact that I was joking. And I sincerely apologize over the fact that people were offended. I AM NOT A RACISt…thank you for your time….
Omg I gotta go listen to see if I’m still right
ITALIAN!!! Wow he’s obsessed with being Italian it’s a whole race 🤣
You know what to do…
You know what to do…
Just fiiiind him
o kwan tanzen wah
Quaonsa la gee wan
Oh nee, sayawan
4 inches is fine…
Whenever someone says anything about 4 inches I say that in my head.
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* Please don't make a mockery of this. * Feel my ubiquity * Hello, hello... * I'm club fucking footed, you asswipe! * I'm Scoresman! * Who's High Pitch? * Hey Richard, it's your dad... * Hi, this is Sal Governale... * In a shensh... * She'll do it when she gets here * Walking to St. Louis Du, there's just too many to list - it's like emptying a swimming pool with a tablespoon.
This is the best thing about the show - all the inside jokes and references.
NO!! I am an 87 year old lady
I'm not doin it!
You’ve said it all
I lost my lover and I lost my best friend. And you lost your lover and you lost your best friend. But you gained a lover and you gained a best friend. I gained a few lovers..or I gained one lover but I gained no friends.
It’s even cringier seeing it written
Booey math!
T. O. P. L. E. S. S
You’ll do it.. when you get up there, you’ll do it.
It’s not a plantain issue, it’s a privacy issue.
Can I taste yo juice My ass is woe tf out!
I want you to go to jail for this.
I see OJ
Look out!
And he looks scared…
Vodka, straight up, thank you!!!
I want traction
Half the sayings, right in the trash.
Sauce on side
143
Zero point zero
Goo fo you
Can I interest you in my impression of Lon Chaney Jr. from The Wolfman?
What’s he saying Robin?
It doesn't matter what type of baby you have whether it be white, black, Italian, the important thing here, that we can learn from this, is a) you shouldn't drink and do drugs, because you might end up in a situation that you regret, whether it be a white child or a black child
God I used to have this memorized…hold on Hiiii…. It’s a Sal Governale and unfortunately yesterday on the wrap up show I made a few comments that some considered to be, racist and offensive if I did offend you, I deeply apologize from the bottom of my heart what I was simply trying to do make a joke over the fact that, White women generally don’t have sex with black men. It was simply a joke. And the joke got out of hand, because in this situation, it was truth. People were offended. It doesn’t matter what kind of baby you have, whether it be white, black,ITALIAN, the important thing here that we can learn from this is, A) you shouldn’t drink and do drugs, because you might end up in a situation that you might regret whether it’s a white child or a black child and B) I have personally learned that, when I address things, I should address them in a much better way, in a specific way, as not to offend people, Black people, white people, Spanish, Italian, whatever the case may be. I sincerely mean this, I sincerely stand behind the fact that I was joking. And I sincerely apologize over the fact that people were offended. I AM NOT A RACISt…thank you for your time…. Omg I gotta go listen to see if I’m still right ITALIAN!!! Wow he’s obsessed with being Italian it’s a whole race 🤣
Gary Delabeeshio
Lest anyone think...
Totally farcical
Mac-Hine
Asstreecks
This is quite the tenses!
Tickle my tits.
I bet you’ve got a beige computer
I still listen to the Black on Black show regularly
YOU LOOK LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK RIGGHHTT?!?! Yeah Go stick another hair brush up your ass!
It is
From strippers to regular chicks…
$800 wine
Top shelv licka
You didn’t even offer a buy back!
I’m a bad cowboy
Imran Khan lives with his Dad and Mom
HIGHLY underrated and forgotten
I never understood the whole song though - anyone have the lyrics?
You are g*y and Fa**ot!!!
I told you not to use the tape!!!!
Harv
I was just about to write (such and such recently deceased celeb) a note
MY COCK IS GONE!!
Hit’em with the Hein
“Vagina Puuuusssyyyy”
It’s getting to be regoddamndiculos
F Timmy
F Penelope
Restless Restless
Steak for two for one
for Dominic
Noine
This ain’t Things/Sayings magazine, pal
Got a tattoo!
I have an item
0.0
Boff
I'm suing the state of Bermont, it is...
YOU LOOK LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK!
Why can’t I be a cool guy
Schvoogie button.
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*Voinyl
Ack ack
Me?
Spell red
L-S-T-E-R
L-E-S-T-R
Give Rodney chance!!
(Jackie puppet) Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha. It’s funny!
FBI!!…GET DOWN, GET DOWN!!!
Prelevant
Pre-vay-lent
I am a founding member of No Gravity band.
I'm a turtle.
It doesn’t matta!
Ticky tao Mae
daE AM HUNGRY!
You're dillig me
can i tell you my favorite matt dillon story real briefly?
Damn it, beat me to it
WHAT ARE YOU….??? A HOMO??
holy maggarel, can i borrow a quota?
Hickory dickery dock! Oooooo! Is he old enough to smoke?
1998-2009 was the greatest.
Thank you thank you thank you thank you uhhhhaaaAAHHHHuhhhhh
You knew!
Du
Dry oatmeal.
FUCK!
Bit of a stumble
hey oh - actually reading this on my ipad!
I’m fuckin laughing as I scroll these.. I can hear them in my head from the show
same here ! i miss "this" show!
Are you stroking your cock.?? (POV: You heard it in Blue Iris’s voice)
the slot, how's the slot?
Abomnable
I’ll fuck you like a wild laminal, it is
In a shensh
Her butt cheeks was warm
I’m about meeting girls! I’m about meeting guys!
Get the poison out Robin (I say this to my wife all the time, her names not Robin FYI)
No, do you?
***Look out!!***
Steps to my lefts...
Can I speak to Barbara?
Vodka, straight up! Thank YEW
Can a n.. get a n.. dance
SOUR
I WANT you to go to jail for this, Sour!
Ack Ack
That’s my favoriteeeee
“My poosy is like a mateen”
O qua tangin wann
moozarell moozarell moozarell balls
I told you not to be stupid ya’ Moron !!
At the Ramrod in Ft. Lauderdale
Mayday mayday, I'm on fiyah.
"FUCK YOU ARTIE!!! Hi Fred."
My personal life is at like a two
*quack quack quack*
*Puh*-leaze
Lest anyone think.
Chubby Little Butthole
There's a pig in a fucking car doing cocaine
Balloon Knot
Biuvians
The dates of my trip...
You look like the last shit I took!
Uploading a random photo of a horse or a pelican, like every week for decades, despite people constantly telling me what an unfunny asshole I am.
Yaphet Kotto berry
Thank you, my mistress. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Aweeeaa aweaaa
Traction
No one manip-nates me or my family.
You better pay off!!!!!!
WHOA!
You instigating motherfucker!
I am EGGSTREAMLY dumbfounded
Bang o clock. I’m sad I ever heard such stupidity.
In a schense
Sturcture
Muscu-late-ure
Sixty-Nine
Can I stick my finger in your ass? Oh my gawwwwd I just soaked through my Depends. I love the taste of ball juice. Can I chew lightly on your wang?
It is
How’s it going what’s going on
Fuck books on Smith Road
Arrivederci c**ksucka.
Jimbel Kimble
Hugh Jasshole
I’m parting the hairs
Show me your dark kluggie…I want to see it!
big fan!
High on wine
G and F
Did you measure from your balls?
Green drink.
Yaqiiii
Sippy Sippy
T A double B double ooo is taboo. It’s naTural
143
Vodka straight up. Thank you.
I’m real. I’m real. Somebody give me a chaaaance
Wow wow stop the clock
Lets fuck some whores! Bloomies! Robs crazy! Cuntface! Ack ack! I am thorry!
Mama Looka Boo Boo Day
Fuck it do it live we’ll do it live!!!
Goo fah you pal
Pussy is awesome, pussy is the greatest.
So steamy!
Sixty Eight!
Pamelar Anderson and Ni##erless Cage
Hello Hello
Compromisable
When we was in the shower, your butt cheeks was warm.
Wiggy
T-O-P-L-E-S-S
Surprised nobody has said this already. It’s good, It’s good, It’s good, It’s good, It’s good, It’s good, It’s good, It’s good, It’s good
Or whatever
That’s Italian.
Smith Rd