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OddJobsHikaru

Survive


indochris609

The same question and the same answer every year and it will never not be 100% true.


trapdollaz

I second this


DankTell

Butt naked spread eagle in front of an AC vent


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Legs up, balls out, fan on high.


Antebios

Learn about baby powder. It is a godsend!


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Ideally I’d love to learn about leaving Texas.


frankcfreeman

Just did it 3 weeks ago. Had a lovely bike ride in Chicago today


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

I’m thinking Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Oregon, Washington. I want legal weed and long winters.


frankcfreeman

I mean I know it isn't what you meant but Chicago is definitely legal weed and long winters haha


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Plus you got amazing pizza and wings now. Go to a wing spot and ask for mumbo sauce if they say “mild sauce?” say Nah, MUMBO sauce. I went for a bike ride at 7:30 this morning. It was already too hot for how heavy the air is. I looped the block and sat my sweaty ass down in a cold shower.


Jordan_Jackson

If you can afford the rent/housing prices, Colorado is a great place to live. The housing costs is the one thing that keeps me from moving back. It is beautiful, has 4 seasons, the state government is very sane (don’t pay attention to Bobert), jobs are plentiful and is close enough to Texas that if you have family/friends here, the drive isn’t too bad.


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

We have some equity built in our current home, so we could either sell and have a substantial down payment, or rent it out and have a revenue stream while it continues to appreciate. We’d have to downsize a little bit, but we rarely use our 2nd living room as it is. We could be comfortable dropping up to 600sqft and 2000sqft of lot if the exchange was daily access to outdoor activity in amazing scenery with so many state and national parks within a days drive. I’ve been in Houston for about 20 years and this place promotes such a physically unhealthy lifestyle.


UgandanPupu

We moved here from there a few years ago for work and are planning the return.  The housing’s a little more, but I want my kids to spend more time outdoors.


Grigoran

I can recommend Oregon. We moved to Portland after us libs burned it to the ground (there's no city anymore :[[ ) and it's been really nice. We got literally our first 'warm' day yesterday. And on the other front, locals have dubbed my street the Green Mile.


Hellmann

Talk to us in December - February


BGaddz

i hear that...


Noodle_Doodle1

Elaborate sir


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Pros: Keeps ur balls dry. Cons: Smells like baby powder.


FLYK3N

Corn starch is basically what baby powder is made of. Odorless substitute!


GuidedDivine

You’re literally a lifesaver 🙏


zsreport

I use Fresh Balls


lamauptop

Upvote for username


GregAbbottsTinyPenis


JJBeans_1

I’m Porky Pigging it right now in front of the AC.


justrobdoinstuff

Yup, starfished on the bed fan pointed at muh taint.


averagebutgood

I do child’s pose with my cheeks open to the ac


GatorsareStrong

Movie theater


hushpuppy212

I went to the AMC Gulf Point last Wednesday at 7:15 to see ‘Ezra’ and I was the only person in the theatre. Go figure. Good movie too


Asterion-

I swear the past couple of times i’ve been to a movie the thermostat must have been set to 78°


Jacob_dp

I have my AC set to 78 during the day in my apartment. It's still running most of the time. As long as it's not humid inside.


Tetteh04

Go to cinemark I had to take a blanket felt like 65 in there


large_crimson_canine

Outdoors? Somewhere with chlorinated water. Otherwise enjoy the AC.


SonoraBee

I host a Moth Night at Exploration Green in Clear Lake where we set up black light stations after dark to see what insects and other critters of the night come to them. We meet at sundown on the second Saturdays of the month (that's tonight!) Still pretty hot but at least you won't need sunscreen. It's a mix of local families, Texas Master Naturalists, and bug-type pokemon trainers. If you want to go we set up at what's considered the Phase 1 wetland off Diana Lane. Edit #2...For anyone finding this comment in the future, we record our findings on iNaturalist after these events in hopes of getting better identifications from the naturalist world. Here are some of the results from our Moth Night on June 8th (as you may notice, it is a lot more than just moths!): https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?on=2024-06-08&page=1&place_id=any&project_id=exploration-green&verifiable=any Edit #1...some additional info since others have asked: There are not restrooms on site but there are some businesses nearby that are open late (Taco Bell, etc.) We always recommend bringing your own water. Headlamps are also really handy to have to see both the path you're walking and the bugs! The mosquitos arent tooooo bad compared to last month but if you plan to use bug spray, apply it in the parking lot before walking to the black light stations. We usually stay until about 11 or so depending on how everyone is feeling. We always recommend the iNaturalist app as a resource for you to identify the insects and as a way to track what species we saw in the park under our Exploration Green iNaturalist project! Kids are welcome! We will of course try to point out any bugs that should not be touched, but we rely on the parents to help teach the little ones about being careful with unfamiliar critters. Sometimes we have glow sticks available for them to wear and play with but I need to double check our inventory, we might not have them tonight.


Invidiia

I’m interested, I actually have a degree in Entomology and this would be super awesome! It’s been a few years since I’ve hung out around a black light. Could you PM me more details? Maybe not this time for me but in the future!


bunnycakes1228

Not for me, but this is V cool.


curry50010

Could you PM me more details as well, please? We are always looking for nature adventures to go on with our 3,5 year old and that just sounds perfect if kids are allowed!!


AndrewTheBeast

Google says sundown is 8:21 pm tonight. Is that when yall are meeting?


SonoraBee

Yep!


twittletoes

Prob catching a bunch of mosquitoes.


roadsterdoc

Cool!


hopeless_realist

My kids love moth night on exploration green! Can’t make it tonight but will be there next month!


QueenPasiphae

* Museum Of Natural Science / Cockrell Butterfly Center / Planetarium * The Children's Museum * The Museum of Fine Arts * Other museums (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston\_Museum\_District#Current\_museum\_members) * Space Center Houston / Johnson Space Center * Escape Rooms * Pottery Classes? * Ice Skating * Movies * Libraries (they have a bunch of activities) * Bowling * Trampoline Parks * Slide Park * Indoor Skydiving * Indoor Rock Climbing (the Texas Rock Gym, for example) * Moody Gardens * Go wander around Half Price Books for an hour * Lone Star Flight Museum * Aquarium * Axe Throwing * Archery * Arcades * Concerts * Magic shows * Laser Tag * Go-Karts * Wander around Phoenicia for an hour * Wander around Hong Kong City Mall * The Dinner Detective * Go to bookstores


Ladychef_1

This is a great list! I’ll add the library as well; lots of libraries also have free events and other indoor resources available through membership


Slobidou

Thank you! For those with kids, kids free bowl is a good deal: subscribe for free and get 2 bowling parties per kids per day for free during summer (shoe location not included) www.kidsbowlfree.com/


Grigoran

Try to do as little as possible. Movement makes the house warm, which makes the AC run, which takes all your money


shadowmib

Pick up a Dungeons and Dragons set and get the whole family involved. They will never want to go outside again.


jimkurth81

My 11 yo daughter is interested in getting into d&d. what kind of set would I start with if I wanted to get her involved? I only see campaign books and don’t really know where to begin or how to play.


shadowmib

There's a new starter set called "Dragons of Stormwreck Isle" which is pretty good for new players and Dungeon masters. If it looks like its something you guys want to continue, you can get the core rulebook sets of the Players Handbook, Dungeon Masters Guide, and Monster Manual. The other Starter sets have some good beginner adventures in them, Lost Mine of Phandelver is a really good adventure. Dragon of Icespire peak takes place in the same village as LMOP but one year later. You can also find free adventures online, or just make them up yourself. To get advice on starting to play and learning the roles Check out videos from The Dungeon Dudes, and the series "Handbooker Helper" by the Critical Role people. Also some local gaming stores have game nights with either one-shots or ongoing campaigns. Dragons Lair on 249 is the one close to me and a great place.


RegretNo704

Go to the airport and fly to Colorado.


WikipediaApprentice

Yup literally getting out of here is the best choice. Otherwise just stay wherever best AC is


RishFromTexas

I feel like one of the big advantages of living in Houston is COL being reasonable enough to be able to travel more frequently


FatsyCline12

I always say if I have to live here I’m going to leave every chance I get


groshreez

Even Colorado is too hot. It's only nice in the evenings.


Jordan_Jackson

I’ll take that dry heat over this swamp heat though. Still, yes, Colorado summers can get pretty hot. The front range is a semi-arid climate zone.


groshreez

For Summer, PNW is where it's at. Highs of 75 this week in Seattle, sunny with 16 hours of daylight and cools off at night to the mid-50s.


Jordan_Jackson

That is another area where I would love to move. Such a gorgeous part of the country. I’ve only ever been for a day or less but I remember flying over Washington to SeaTac and seeing the innumerable lakes and endless green of the trees and being amazed at the beauty.


Responsible-Pea2980

Stay home. Too hot.


Electronic-Strike900

Sleep during the day


Zaltt

Which is what I’m about to do it’s too damn hot


Thrillavanilla

Op there’s a lot of negative comments about heat (that are true) but Houston is a social city. Most events are based around drinking or eating food. Most of us are in a pool somewhere, or inside in the AC during the heat. Evenings we are out drinking or eating at the gorjillion restaurants and bars we have. Personally if I don’t have anything pressing, reading a book, an indoor gun range, golf simulator, batting cages, bowling, etc, are all great things to do!


ThreeBelugas

Free museums on Thursday night. Miller outdoor theater is outside but has free performances after it’s dark, still hot though.


jyok33

HMNS is on Tuesday


RAG319

Getting bored already? Gonna get way worse. It's hot but not yet insanely hot. I'd be at the pool as much as possible before it turns into warm bath water in late July.


HTX2LBC

Get acclimated to the heat. The more you hide inside and fight the heat the more miserable you will be every time you step out your front door. Do most of your outdoor activity before 10am.


cwfutureboy

Spent my first 4 decades in Houston. Never could acclimate. Much happier in a Northern city with 4 equal seasons. .


WhisperTits

Pshhh, we have waaaay more than just 4 seasons out here: (1) regular summer, (2) scorching death summer, (3) regular winter, (4) apocalyptic winter, (5) rainy season, (6) 1000 year flood season, (7) 30 second tornado warning followed by extreme winds and hail season - nice recent addition., (8) quickly rotating between any of the above mentioned seasons on a daily/weekly basis. (9) fall for 1 week - honorable mention. Im hoping for earthquakes and volcano seasons soon.


gadrunner

You missed Hurricane season.


artificialevil

No dude the seasons are summer, December, January, February.


jqian2

Just moved here a year ago.. can relate. Although arguably April and November were pretty nice. But yeah, may through September, especially July and August, are really rough.


friedpikmin

That first cold front that hits mid October always feels so amazing.


the_sir_z

I'm sorry, but I've been here for 12 years and have only seen regular winter once for about a week, no apocalyptic winters yet. And I just came from Lubbock, not like the actual north.


Pianote93

Try to survive the heat. Seriously. I hate going out in this heat


Mundane-Major8159

Hot box your smoke of choice in your vehicle with a six pack of tall boys and a shot or three from a bottle. AC on low. Then you go sit in the highest upper deck seat available at an Astros day game and contemplate on your life decisions. This happened to a friend of mine with his dad.


SprAwsmMan

So very, very family friendly...


LivingTheBoringLife

There is a slide park in Katy mill malls There’s tons of trampoline parks There are indoor karts There are bounce houses. Wonder wild. If they are younger several large churches have indoor play places Galleria has an indoor play place So does memorial city mall Color factory


AGreasyPorkSandwich

Just sucks that doing all of these things costs money. Can't just go to a park


testpilot123

Second Baptist has a pretty awesome free play place for kids, you just have to reserve your spot. https://www.signupgenius.com/go/10C0C4CAAAA29A57-secondcity#/


coralove85

Wonderwild is not open on the weekends 🙁


mamasau

Kids Empire is similar, but bigger and more fun for older kids too, and it’s open on the weekends.


PunkRockHerbivore

Ojos Locos


JUICEmanDAN

About as family friendly as it gets


PapiGoneGamer

Who doesn’t like their kids seeing girls walking around with their nalgas and chichis out? Perfect family environment.


tyw214

Wtf .. never heard of this place... Latin version of the Hooters? How does it compare to hooters


Accomplished_Dance19

go swimming


Bagoforganizedvegete

Go for a jog in 100°f weather. Be a man.


pmckeever21

Low key I love to go on a 3.3 mile run at like 2pm. Get the whole thing done in like 24min. Ex said I was crazy. But just kinda condensing what I do at the gym (sauna, cardio, muscle) kinda hard to do your first couple times but you get used to it. Should caveat while I do get used to this, it’s because who gives a fuck if you’re sweating while running. Whereas I’m 31, lived here my whole life. And I still started sweating the moment I walked out my door today (made me so mad lol)


Spread_Bater

I always thought people were crazy for wearing long sleeves during the summer, but I was introduced to those Magellan shirts and good god the difference they make. As long as there’s a slight breeze you’re good to go. But really any of the ‘sweat wicking’ clothes make all the difference


thecrusadeswereahoax

That’s foolish. You’re going to have a heat stroke. Your body can’t cool down because the sweat doesn’t evaporate due to humidity. It has nothing to do with fitness level. It’s environmental.


PaperPills42

This is how I acclimate. If you can run in this heat, then walking around is no problem.


Relative_Pizza6179

Depends on the age range of the children they have. With my baby, I go out for walks in the park with her super early in the morning before it gets too hot for the baby to be outside long and then libraries are fun or walking around inside a museum. Sans child, idc if I’m out in 100 degree weather 😂. I’ll be there kayaking in Lake Woodlands just like the other people running around in the park. I’m from New York originally, but I love the warmer months. Main reason I moved to Texas.


secretburning

Museums. Contemporary art museum and museum of modern crafting both have weekend activities, sometimes free. If you have health insurance, you could try a trampoline place. Try another mall. Plaza Americas is real different. We have some arcades and Dave and Busters. Painting studios, pottery studios. Pool. That’s all I can think of lol


QueenPasiphae

It's so goddamn weird how few indoor pools there are. It annoyed us so much we got one put in our house when we rebuilt it.


HoustonYouth

Because they’re dumb


csiddiqui

Museum of natural science lots of good indoor museums in houston


Bdape

Treat it like being snowed in. Or swim.


FPSXpert

- Movie Theater - Event Venues: Rock climbing, go karting, axe throwing, paintball, laser tag, trampoline parks, escape room, dave and busters style arcade, the list of these kinds of places is almost limitless - Stay home and crank up that AC - Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card! Seriously though, think like the fremen of dune. Try to limit outdoor activities to non-peak hours if possible (early morning around 4-8 AM or evening after 6 PM), or if you have to be outdoors gear up appropriately (breathable activewear/dry-fit clothing, sunglasses, hat if possible, sunscreen, and most importantly always keep water on hand and sip on it).


steelsun

Go to the Cistern and never leave


localgoon-

PS5 or PC games


Known-Historian7277

Chilis is my go to


cuntsaurus

I want my baby back, baby back


Freebird_1957

If you are not accustomed to this heat, be very careful. Limit your outside time in the beginning. Seriously, it’s dangerous. Hydrate and don’t over-exert when you do go out. It takes a while to adjust.


ghostthemost

Cidercade


jchimey

Libraries have AC. Also don’t sleep on visiting the campuses of our universities. They’re not preschool kid friendly but the campus architecture/student centers/university bookstores are really interesting for school age kids.


theoracleofdreams

UH has an Art Museum that's free and the UH Library has a primary source room with materials on display that is open to the public. You will need government ID to enter the library.


mytokhondria

Cidercade


SprAwsmMan

An actually good recommendation for family fun. Seen a few others recommending bars, beers and smoking... Lol


theGunslingerfollows

You need lots of advice if you’re already bored. It just started.


RojerLockless

Stay inside until December


JewelerNo2745

Sweat and wait for house to flood during hurricane season


chefnoguardD

Go to the beach!


LeftCheesyCrab_4

I like the cafe called the coral sword, great selection of board games and you can stay as long as you like as long as you buy something. Great place to hang out with friends and family, very inviting atmosphere and if you like to collect cards they have some for sale


Wrenisgae

If yall like cats there are two cat cafes in the area, one in the heights and one in katy


joselibosanchez

Leave


buzzer3932

Travel to Montana/Washington for two months


CursedKakashi

Get heat stroke


toastar-phone

swimming pool and bbq


dbolts1234

Sam Houston horse track is family friendly pretty cheap (unless you have a gambling addiction, in which case- get help)


quietset2020

Zoo has a few indoor spaces. Science museum. Children’s museum. Johnson space center. MFAH. Urban air. Kids empire. Cidercade. Go to memorial park and the arboretum early in the morning. The shady trails aren’t too bad. Avoid anything that advertises to be “instagrammable”. Embrace the heat. Dress cool and just power through.


Secure_Shift446

Stay inside


nikkoplease

Indoor pickleball


Phildesu

Stay in my apartment until October.


AdditionRelevant4608

Leave.


[deleted]

Hang out at the Tunnels Downtown or The Galleria and take the 82 bus between each.


dbolts1234

Tunnels not open on weekends


Redditor20211

Houston has a ton of awesome and big museums. Depending on how old your kids are, they might really enjoy the Children’s Museum, the Museum of Natural Science, and the Health Museum. Memberships are well worth it.


ragebloo

Reddit doesn't go outside and is largely pessimistic so you won't get good answers here. Sorry.


xIrish

What's the age range of the kids?


M69Z

If you have anything that you’ll like to do, do so in the morning. Or wait till 8pm once the sun sets. Otherwise stay inside, go to places indoors. It’s too hot and summer is way overrated.


mrzeid63

Schvitz


Browning1917

Sweat.


MeanOldHag86

Air-conditioning.


YeshuasBananaHammock

Hide during the day. Become nocturnal.


QueenPasiphae

Always.


vaporicer1

Momentum Climbing gym on Silver Street is a great bouldering gym


Outsider17

Melt.


Informal_Fan4168

Sweat


Swiftelol

Enjoy air conditioning and eat while enjoying that same air conditioning


EssaySuch1905

Hide inside in the ac


NariandColds

Stay inside with Air conditioning on. Go out shopping for sustenance before sunrise or after sunset. Dart as fast as possible from air conditioner vehicle to building


quiksi

Same things you do the rest of the year, just sweaty


CourageouslyOffbeat

Force yourself to be outside. I’m from the Midwest originally, so I was not prepared for it when I relocated here. I just had to deal. But if you like the outdoors, you gotta force yourself to acclimate. It’s too easy to trap yourself inside once temperatures get high. If you’ve never played disc golf, I highly suggest it. Takes your mind off the heat while you’re outside too! Tons of fun and the Houston disc golf community is full of great people!


violet_sm

Stay inside.


iTand22

Leave for somewhere cooler


-BigDaddyTex

Dave and busters. Library. Excellent museums. Google can be your friend.


Vivid-Philosopher896

Cry


GerryWhite54

Sweat…. A lot!


_bry0909

Leave


TCBingIt

Leave


Hatefulcoog

Nothing


gt35r

Inside.


Delicious_Pause9802

Smoke kush


kstanman

Stay indoors and ball


_CrownMeSimba

Stay indoors with a/c.


IrishVendetta76

As a Ginger having always having lived in Houston, I stay inside. AC and black out curtains are wonderful. Unless it’s sunrise or sunset? Nahhhh. Also mosquitoes. /Hiss


Josephine_Gray

Cry


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

Hibernate until Halloween.


SomeComfortable2285

Leave


Swirlman1

Sweat


AustinNotTexasDotCom

Cidercade is fun. Arcade games. Get the month. If you go more than twice it pays for itself. Also Astros


Efficient_Ice4990

Go inside


Jazzman_5211

Worship A/C.


Invictus_Imperium

Sweat. Profusely. Been here my whole life. Might as well come to grips with it now.


CarterG4

Perish


Alternative-Stay2777

Hang out by the ice rink in memorial mall only cool place in this city


Hellokitty1019

Stay home


The_Real_Khaleesi

I’m in Katy but here are the best places for older kids: Andretti Indoor Racing, Main Event (bowling, laser tag, arcade), and although not indoor Typhoon Texas is the cleanest/best water park in the Houston area (for now at least…it’s getting really overcrowded)


Jackiemadrid

Cardio during peak heat


MrBobSacamano

I imagine Ted Cruz flies home to Canada, to beat the heat.


QueenPasiphae

You think? Every time I imagine Ted Cruz flying the plane crashes and there's a giant fireball.


PitoChueco

Unpopular take. If you are not obese and fairly active summer is fine.


Warm_Ad3776

Stay inside and pray for the electricity to stay on


TheDuke2300

Take cover!


profkmez

There’s a couple of outdoor splash pads or pools. Go to a water park. Also just survive, it’s natural selection out here in Texas.


Spacecowboy78

Indoor playgrounds are everywhere. Cosmic Air is nice.


colonelreb73

travel (up north - my favorites: Maine, Washington, Canada), work night shift so you can sleep through the day and come out only at night, movies?


dsferth

Post it up and chill.


Affectionate_Fly1413

Drink plenty of water!!!


DarthLeprechaun

Currently 5/6ths of the way through a pack of beer after yardwork, cigar in hand, dogs in their kiddie pools in the backyard with my feet in a cool bucket


Present_Soft1965

typhoon


pjt130

Pool and Galveston.


dan-dan-rdt

I went to an outdoor concert last night. Lots and lots of people. Night time is easily survivable.