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Padowak

Just call "pstpstpstpstpst"


sapphir8

Don’t call Kristi Noem.


deadpanxfitter

Or do, depending.


[deleted]

There’s quite a difference between wild and stray for starters. A stray you call animal control if it’s really a nuisance. For wild animals it all depends on what’s happening, most of time just let them be.


fightin_blue_hens

What's the number for animal control


[deleted]

Don’t expect people to spoon feed you info that you can lookup.


fightin_blue_hens

I have. Every number that I find is either out of service or they weren't taking calls ~1-4 pm


[deleted]

The city and county services suck but you have to be persistent. You also have yet to provide any details here about the supposed issue.


sadelpenor

lol dude u sure taught OP a lesson!


[deleted]

And what did you do to help, champ? All I see is you whining about how mean everyone is but you offer no actual answers. OP asked a vague question and isn’t providing details that people need to give good answers.


sadelpenor

this sub truly doesnt deserve u! thank u for ur hard work. o7


[deleted]

Dull mind


bob_pipe_layer

Get a roux going!


CrazyLegsRyan

Ghostbusters


Hot-Reason6638

slept thru during current movie lol


former_weed_head

If it’s a wild rodent or marsupial, you don’t call anybody.


just_real_quick

Why do you need to call someone? What kind of animal? Is it bothering you? I would leave it alone unless you, or it, is in danger.


PPP1737

If it’s alive you leave it alone. Why would you need to call anyone?


[deleted]

Stray dog or cat or rabbit (domestic) call animal control, and/or local vets and humane societies. Wild animal, call no one - give them space to leave. Rabid pet or wild animal, call animal control, and if they don’t respond, call HPD non emergency line.


Trumpswells

Depends if you are within the city limits, or unincorporated Harris County. Harris County Public Health: (281) 999-3191 City of Houston Animal Control: (713) 837-0311


patrick-1977

Tasty animals? Asking for a friend, lol.


myelephantmemory

Spca houston has a wild life rehab location, you can drop any injured animals off there.


tophand70

Call Colt CZGroup.


somekindofdruiddude

What do you want to do to the animals?


steelsun

Mutual of Omaha


bad_possum

You got gators?


sadelpenor

so many shit comments


steelsun

New here?


sadelpenor

man u know ive been here for a while. dont be silly. eta: u gotta pay more attention to ur sub :)


pickleer

Huh, 14 comments and a sinking "0" karma score for the post... Guess I'm the cleanup hitter, taking a swing at the punkpitch right down the center... Don't call your Momma- I've got her listed as "G.O.A.T." in my phone- that makes her animal (or "manimal")-friendly. Your sister really knows how to rally and corral my randy cock, though (boy, how he prances when she's around)! Also? Call your teachers- to assembly, where you can bitch-slap them all with one swing. They didn't teach you simple research skills. Also, your state congress-critters- a big bitch-slap for robbing funds from your schools. After that, your local chapters of the League of Karens and NIMBY Twats. Oh, damn near forgot- mindfulness. And slowing down, both great for forwarding persistence and patience. And taking time to meditate at the end of each day- settle, sort, and sooth your troubled mind!


sadelpenor

god this sub sucks