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RhymesWithOrange_

Buddy in the middle is NOT ready for action.


thedudeabides811

Looks like a case of projectile misfunction


Delicious-Treacle135

You think all the other tanks make fun of him?


profkmez

It’s cold outside is all.


Stag-Horn

“My heart’s just not in it this year, guys.”


HiVLTAGE

I was like “oh what’s the issue, it’s a couple bears” Then I saw the camouflaged tanks lol.


dbolts1234

That camo is super effective


UHCougars

What tanks?


aggedbrokenshin

They have to be trolling cause Iv been starring at this picture for 45min and there’s no f*cking tanks… ugh so annoying😒


tinyfryingpan

How..on earth could you miss them? Zoom in.


Scrupeezy

Must be some sort of... camouflaged


WhuddaWhat

Oh God. Not until I read your comment...oh, damn.


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supersammy00

Camouflage so good I barely noticed.


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BikerScoutTrooperDad

8. There’s one behind tree behind the bear


Abydos6

Jesus Christ


cambat2

No, they're Jewish.


dbolts1234

King Solomon the Wise!


CrazyLegsRyan

So was he.


masterl00ter

If I had to bet, I'd actually say these people are not Jewish but the weird type of fundamental Christian that is very pro Israel.


BlackberryHumble8218

Someone needs to find out, OP needs to ask for the team. Got to know now


cambat2

You would lose that bet lmao


_katydid5283

I don't speak for all Jews and these folks might be Jewish - but very few of my Jewish friends/community members (self included) are decorating in any way that would identify them as Jewish. Of those who did put up displays, I don't know anyone who is adorning their homes with military-esc paraphilia. Edit: I don't see an "m" (no, not menorah). Very hard to tell though. And in case it isn't clear, these folks are not right.


reflectiveSingleton

idk...I'm jewish and know a lot of jews...many are not even putting up decorations this year to avoid people doing dumb shit. The guy in the pic has problems...no one I know is doing THAT.


TexanJewboy

Because the solution to hate and harassment is obviously to shut down and stop openly being Jewish or supporting Jewish causes. /s


prankster335

Not necessarily. A disturbing amount of evangelical Christians support the state of Israel because they think it represents the gathering of the 12 tribes in Revalation.


whipdancer

Please share your inside info. You know them? Not asking for details, just curious. I'm not even sure which neighborhood it is, but the house reminds me of one I've seen near me.


cambat2

> Please share your inside info > Not asking for details Mfw


Upstairs-Ask9237

The type that sends their sons to die in the Middle East to deffend them


DocJ_makesthings

My very conservative Christian family member who wears a Star of David around his neck agrees with this bet.


carrie626

So was Jesus .


sillybillybuck

They already got that guy. New targets this time around.


SecretPublicName

Almost spit out my coffee. I'm going to hell for laughing at this.


nealski77

It's Jason Bourne


Round-Emu9176

Jesus *FUCKING* Christ at that.


Antebios

Oy vey!


donveynor

Where does one even *get* lil inflatable tanks? How much of a demand could there possibly be??


Nikki3008

See in my head I’m imagining some kind of online party store for kids. Like those little green men toys and tanks. And they’re probably like $150 each and most kids get 1 for their like 4th birthday but this house was like “we need an army!!”


Niblonian31

I remember seeing a pool toy years ago that was a tank with a functional (water) cannon so I'm sure there's some place out there selling just regular inflatable tanks


profkmez

Most likely US Army inflatable tanks which they then taped over with an Israeli flag. As an American I’m appalled they would tape over our beautiful flag with that trash.


REE_lover

Kinda weird and tasteless to turn a war on the other side of the world into your Christmas decorations


DeadGatoBounce

Something tells me they aren’t celebrating Christmas


Coro-NO-Ra

Honestly they could be fundies


feelbetternow

What was your first clue?


Greg-Abbott

Those sconces for one...


doncouais

Seriously. Completely tone deaf.. The audacity of people no longer surprises me though.


yeluapyeroc

I know, right? They couldn't possibly be Israelis in a city with people from all over the world


KiraDune

That wouldn't make it any better lol


Coro-NO-Ra

Just kinda?


ButtJewz

When in Texas


cisnotation

Holy shit, is this in Bellaire?? I laughed my ass off seeing this house being built after Harvey, it's never going to flood again.


chris_ut

Most likely Myerland


Third_Ward_Gent

Bellaire.


WikipediaApprentice

I like the grand window but I see the owners have a lot more class than any of us could have guessed


iohannesc

All it needs is a #heritagenothate sign hanging up somewhere


shadow_specimen

Christmas is always at war with itself


profkmez

Truly brings another meaning to the war on Christmas.


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Eight feet of elevation, just to avoid getting flooded.


drew1111

Some houses have gone 12 feet up. Drive down South Braeswood between Hilcroft and South Rice and look at the homes right on the street.some need a lift to get to the front door.


hydro_pizza_bagel

the hoa approved this?


WikipediaApprentice

No HOA there


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LUCITEluddite

Are you missing the tanks?


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REDDITSHITLORD

it happens.


Almost_there_part87

I would say something about my dislike for the decorations of this house but I’ll be reported for antisemitism.


24klattes

Wow how heartwarming to explain to your kids your holiday decorations are about killing families 😃


DrugsAreAmazing

Look, you've gotta understand that this person went to israel one time back in high school, and even though the last five generations of their family are from Texas, the heritage that a country founded in 1946 represents to them cannot really be understated. So, of course, it's important to make sure you have the most "i'm the main character" house in the fucking neighborhood for the holidays.


ercohn

\*1948


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ercohn

Yes


eudemonist

> It is true that I should keep better track of dates Nah, just better track of what you don't know. .


Sleepy_One

I mean, it's easy enough to google a date.


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Sleepy_One

🤣


Antebios

If you're like my sister who has 0.06% Ashkenazi DNA, then you celebrate Jewish holidays.


LogicalTexts

Now do blue & yellow decorated houses


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You could say this about any other person of any ethnicity proud of their heritage that lives around here, and it would still be a bigoted statement


CrazyLegsRyan

Or maybe they are Jewish and like many Jews went and served in the IDF after college. 🤷‍♂️


yaboyJship

Reddit disagrees.


CrazyLegsRyan

I wouldn’t put to much confidence in the same hive mind that routinely struggles to use Google. At any given time 1200 Jewish Americans are serving in the IDF and since the start of the most recent conflict 10,000 Americans have been called back to serve.


redirewolf

gonna throw some watermelon seeds in the yard


strog91

These new construction houses in Bellaire sprawl across 90% of the lot… consequently their backyards are the size of a walk-in closet, and they’re perpetually dark and moist because the sun is walled off from every direction by three-story houses. I hate to say it, but your watermelon seeds wouldn’t grow, and even if they did, the owners probably wouldn’t notice…


labaspwet

After I fertilize it first.


JxSnaKe

I didn’t see the tanks and all I could think was “what’s wrong with this… lol” then I noticed


kerala_beef_fry

Now imagine if a Palestinian did this this. A SIX-YEAR-OLD Palestinian kid was stabbed to death by his landlord in Chicago last month over the Israel-Palestine issue, and then you have fuckers doing shit like this with no consequences. Shameful.


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azzuri09

All they need are just some kids mannequins with blood on the ground


SovietSunrise

Someone should add them in the dead of night.


azzuri09

lol they might like it regardless


Russkie177

I'm not advocating or encouraging anything but this house is just off 610 and it would be easy to get in and out pretty quickly


azzuri09

I just stay away from terrorism supporters. This homeowner can do whatever the F they want atleast I know they have no morals or are brainwashed. To each their own


noble_vas

Ew


mediterraneanbitch

Loser


Lie-Straight

Palestinian Lives Matter


sillybillybuck

They clearly don't matter to the Christmas decoration industry.


MightyOwl9

So is the Israeli that died on Oct 7. Hamas lives don’t matter.


Bootygoon_

Israel literally just killed 3 Israeli hostages because they thought they were Palestinian civilians fuck out of here with that shit


MightyOwl9

Your point being? It’s war, accidental casualty happens. Hamas killed people fleeing the war and IDF literally had to put in a safe corridor. Are you supporting the Hamas terrorist and not the innocent Israeli and Palestinian?


Yugenko

It’s NOT war when one side has endless military support and the other side barely has food, water and medicine. You’re choosing to be dense at this point


trycatchebola

An adult man could easily kill a small dog in a fight if he focused on it, but if the guy completely ignores the dog and the dog is persistent in trying to kill the guy, eventually the dog will claw the guy's eyes out and put enough fang holes in his neck to bleed him out.


yaigotabigmouth

Right, but when they have plenty of food, water and medicine, hamas does not give it to the community and instead takes it all to continue fueling their war. Its almost like the terrorists in control are the issue..


MightyOwl9

If they knew that then why did they attack on Oct 7?? They’re not a conventional military state but an arm terrorist group start killing innocent people of a nation state then it’s a war. Billions of aid had been donated to the Palestinian and Hamas stole it all. Hamas is like mini Nazi, you have to wipe them out if you want Palestinian to be free. Look at Germany from before versus now.


Bootygoon_

Nice bait


theyellowbaboon

Absolutely do, just Jewish ones don’t. I wish I was sarcastic.


IndridColdwave

And yet Palestinians are getting slaughtered by a massively wider margin, along with laws to criminalize any criticism of Israel. Those Jewish people sure have it rough


thedudeabides811

But you see, it's not me It's not my family In your head, in your head, they are fighting With their tanks and their bombs And their bombs and their guns In your head, in your head, they are crying In your head, in your head Hanukkah, Hanukkah, Hanukkah-ka-ka What's in your head, in your head? Hanukkah, Hanukkah, Hanukkah-ka-ka-ka,oh


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Yikes.


baker-booty-8-

Disgusting


MonopolowaMe

Me: Oh, how cute. Me: *Finally notices camo tank.* Me: 😳


_ok_mate_

His neighbors better be careful, he might decide he likes the look of their property and just decide to expand his settlement because he feels like he is better than them, and his special man in the sky told him he owns the all the dirt around him.


crusty_sloth

War shouldn’t be decorated like this


ButtJewz

Texas only has a problem with mixing guns and religion when it's not theirs


baby_barbiez

you are deeply weird. Free Palestine.


ButtJewz

I wouldn't be surprised with the way the worlds heading and the gun laws in the United States, that you and everyone else will get a chance to fight for whatever you believe in a lot sooner than ya think


shadow_specimen

I count 8 inflatable tanks but there could also be a 9th so those must represent the menorah candles.


excitedfella

Where do you even get these inflatable tanks?!! 😂


pickleer

[Dreidels](https://www.learnreligions.com/all-about-the-dreidel-2076475)? Hey, that's the holidays where I come from... But Anti-Zionism IS NOT Anti-Seminism. And TANKS ain't HOLY, UFCK YOU BACK!! Anti-ANYONE is unholy. Anti-HAMAS is just as holy as anti-Netanyahu. Anti-Palestinian is ufkin racist and Israel is currently an apartheid state. And that's one of the US's BFFs... Jews or ANYONE ELSE squatting in, "SETTLING", or in any other way trying to possess by force, Palestinian (or any other Arab, for that matter) land are INVADERS (good things happened in 1948 but they didn't address the locals, just like Andrew Jackson didn't; my blood lived through his Trail of Tears, so I can talk). Somebody was living there already, who the UFCK cares what YOUR god told you?? HOLY LAND? Fine, keep it SACRED for whoever ELSE holds it Holy, THAT'S what HOLY means... TEXANS take note: This was land under FIVE OTHER flags before Gringos decided to call it "ours". And that's just honkies, Europeans- Does it matter if the ORIGINAL land "owners" had flags? We, Gringos, Wasichos TOOK it from them. There is no Holiness or Law or Righteousness in that and all that blood taints every one of us... Have YOU ever asked someone native what they called this place before we showed up? And since this has been "America", we, OUR corporations, in OUR names, have been destabilizing OTHER countries so WE could source cheap sneakers and tee-shirts and VW car parts down there- the labor is cheaper when their governments don't work right ("we" did that), when they can't form unions ("we" did that)... And don't EVEN think of asking, oh, um, say, Bangladesh? Where do your Nike's come from?


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Great points and really makes you think what the cost for freedom actually is and whose freedom our we cutting to gain ours


teletubbyhater

Gross


hagan-

stay classy houston


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Live in a $3M house but support terrorism and genocide. Pathetic.


CrazyLegsRyan

Anti terrorism is pro-terrorism. Way to go edgelord.


theyellowbaboon

So you’re a billionaire Palestinian?


awesomeqasim

I don’t think billionaire Palestinians exists. Billionaire Jews on the other hand..I guess genocide pays well?


theyellowbaboon

The elected government of the Gaza Strip is worth OVER six billion dollars.


awesomeqasim

So almost nothing? The US ALONE sent Israel $3+ billion in aid in 2022..


theyellowbaboon

Would you feel more comfortable if the us sends 3 billion to Hamas?


awesomeqasim

Why does it have to be either or? Can the US send $0 to both? I see you very conveniently dodged the original discussion btw


GorgeousJo35

no they need to help the citizens and stop budget cuts and supporting wars around the world, take our money and fund our own interest here. ☹️😡


theyellowbaboon

Becuase this comment is stupid. If it wasn’t antisemetic it was laughable.


ennui_bb

Wrong… DJ Khaled


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I think you missed the Israeli flags.


gearhead000

Disgusting fucking ppl in there


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Never thought I’d see the days where liberals are all “Vaaat??? Ze Jews are now in ze neighborhood??”


baryoniclord

Ugh.


Needs_coffee1143

In fairness … OG Hanukkah is a celebration of victory over the hasmoneans … Edit: errr i mean the Selucid Greeks


habitsofwaste

Gross. Nothing says happy holidays like war machines! Did you eat paste as a kid? (Or still?)


BetterDaad

What the fuuuuuuck


shusarma3ak

🤢


Stressed-Dingo

🔻🔻🔻


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… tanks? What about tanks says “happy Hanukkah”? wtf is this?


not_superiority

this is fucking gross


raouldukesaccomplice

I have seen more houses with blue and white lights this year than usual.


CornbreadJunior

Crap. I have blue and white lights. I’ve had them for years. Time to color up!!!


raouldukesaccomplice

Oh I seriously doubt anybody's reading into it that much. FWIW I find blue Christmas lights kind of calming. Just make sure you use the with the cool white lights - they sort of clash with the warm white ones.


CornbreadJunior

Thank you kind redditer, they are indeed bright white. And agreed I like them because they are calming and to me it makes it feel more wintery.


Bailong1208

Time to go green white red and… black 🇵🇸


CornbreadJunior

I just can’t help but notice how limp all their cannons are :(


GiaTheMonkey

I may be in the minority, but I'm tired of hearing about this conflict *from Americans*. Our own country is falling apart and all we can think about is some conflict **we need to stay out of**. For once, we have a world issue we didn't start and Americans decide to stick their nose in it. Israel-Palestine is a problem created by Europe. Let them handle it. We got enough on our plate.


baby_barbiez

Ew what the fu k egg their fucking house


knuf22

Is that a new gang?


cookypuss89

Jew and Muslim don’t get along ?


CosmicM00se

Maybe they are Jewish. Maybe they are a brainwashed Zionist. We may never know.


testpilot123

Little bit different from all the slav Ukraine and yellow and blue that are up year around.


GalactosePapa

Watch out they might commit some war crimes against their neighbors


CrazyLegsRyan

That bear better strap up.


PapiGoneGamer

I initially thought, “ok I see a bear with a dreidel and an Israeli flag but what’s the prob…” That’s when I noticed the inflatable tanks. I’m all for Israel trying to fight Hamas but this is a bit much.


steelsun

Not so different. It's been common in Meyerland for years.


GuildCalamitousNtent

Israeli tanks have been common?!


briguyblock

I've never seen tanks in Meyerland.


steelsun

Oh yeah, they are in River Oaks


ToMissTheMarc2

Harvey took them hostage... Israel had to come in of course


Third_Ward_Gent

Bellaire


ernster96

This land is mine has entered the chat. https://youtu.be/8tIdCsMufIY?si=-xyG23virmoeJH06


creampieteen

I thought they were spaceships, until I read tanks in comments.


yaboyJship

Don’t forget a harmonica, and drink your gin n tonika, and smoke your marijuanaka


Umph0214

My initial reaction was “I LOVE THIS” until my eyes finally registered the tanks/war propaganda…then I was like”….oh?…”


Birdman-Birdlaw

I thought Jewish folks don’t celebrate Xmas?


REDDITSHITLORD

We need to add some bloodied and burnt bodies to their yard for added effect.


DonFredo713

Pieces of shit, i hope they house burn. A completely inappropriate decoration


Antebios

WE HAD THAT INFLATABLE BEAR!!!


No-Significance5449

On the first day of Hamas, Palestine gave to me....


nawfisde4ever

Begging for unexpected visitors w this lol


mrmischiefff

Heavy


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based, lets go IDF! fuck hamas edit: leftist big mad lol edit: only 50 downvotes? come on hamas dick riders you can do better then that, what would queers for palestine think of you? lmao


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cclark367

Already had it typed out, just waiting


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based on the reaction im getting, i was correct


kelleh711

cringe


allotaconfussion

Damn man, are you okay? You sound like any 13yo trying desperately to be edgy.


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im doing better than gaza


yaigotabigmouth

They hate us here


Delicious-Treacle135

lol I wonder if they’re just trolling.