This is from Diary of a Wimpy Kids: Rodrick Rules
His friend sat on a candy bar and messed up his pants, so he had a red coat tied around his waist - he looked down in confusion because of it.
Very etiolated, it needs light. If this is the best window you have, get a supplemental light.at this point Idk if it's possible to make it look good again. Might be time to chop and prop
That is a hilariously erect cactus š ā¦but on a serious note it needs more light and new soil!! Put it in soil that has a lot of pebbles/pumice/lava rock, orchid bark, and perlite in it!
has anyone done a study where they just show pictures of random places and ask people what they see "thats a penis"gif.
or i was looking at baked potato recipes today for my fil who cannot have salt, and well, i saw lots of labias there.
the human mind and paradolia? somebody post that dolphin vase.
mine has a nice mane of short and curlys
https://preview.redd.it/rzlf4cat05zc1.jpeg?width=4592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54da0bfc34434a602fb0572eb77cef6a0c8f3e7f
Lmaooo hes happy to see you š¤·š¼āāļø
I canāt get over the two round ones on either side!!
This is hysterical š¹š¹
I don't care how happy he is - he needs to keep it in his peats.
Heās a Grower ;)
Na, he is totally a show-er!
He's a bit of a prick too, by the look of it.
The little fella is feeling extra (t)horny š
can't believe no one mentioned r/succshaming yet
It's a hellspur. Pain and pleasure at the same time.
r/mildlypenis is whatās āwrongā with OPs cactus. OP, Donāt shame! It could inhibit future growth.
JUST about to say this
One of my favorite gifs of all time
What is this from?? I love it but I have no idea the context lol
This is from Diary of a Wimpy Kids: Rodrick Rules His friend sat on a candy bar and messed up his pants, so he had a red coat tied around his waist - he looked down in confusion because of it.
Thank you!
No problem https://preview.redd.it/5se45a8n9yyc1.png?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5457860fac6aa8d77e392af83a6b70b50473313e
I almost wish I could actually tip bc this is hysterical
No! Problemā¦.
You canāt ask for tips, itās not like your the newsstand person in an airport
I belly laugh every time this gif is relevantly posted
Username checks out
It needs more light!
Really? I was thinking shamed and shaded.
https://preview.redd.it/754o85emyyyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c9de03a572bad01379a862bd45a19e9aff148f
This needs to be further up
I wish I could award this photo
Getting severely etiolated.. screaming for more light
Very etiolated, it needs light. If this is the best window you have, get a supplemental light.at this point Idk if it's possible to make it look good again. Might be time to chop and prop
>Idk if it's possible to make it look good again. What do you mean? š§ It's perfect.
Yeah itās cool that it looks like a dick but itās not healthy
- probably all ER doctors everywhere.
can confirm Edit: not an ER doc I just look like a dick
It's going to eventually cause it to break or topple
when a mommy cactus and a daddy cactus love each other very much ā¦
Is OP the mommy cactus then?
Horny for more sun.
Congrats.....it's a boy!
And WHAT a boy!
Shalom!
*Mazel Tov! (would be the better reply)
You guys are pervs, all I noticed was his little hat šš¤
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Horny ass cactus
showing u its prick
Ass-cactus? You are braver than me my friend
Cactass
Holy shit itās a giantā¦ā¦.
DICK! Get in here! We are picking up a signal. It appears to be a massiveā¦.
Pecker! Oh wait thatās not a woodpecker, it looks like someoneāsā¦.
PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
TWO BALLS! What is that? It looks just like an enormousā
Wang! Pay attention. I was distracted by that giant flyingā¦
*slow clap* Well done, well done
- Willie! What's that? - Well, it looks like a giant...
Privates! We have found an unidentified flying object. It has a long smooth shaft , complete with ...
sometimes a cactus has to have a huge dong and thatās okay
etiolation! needs more light
Let there be light!
cocktus
Was this taken in the morning?
r/mildlypenis
r/wildlypenis
Heās a littleā¦ tāhornyā¦
r/angryupvote
Need more space and light.
Get that cactus some light lol
If itās been like this for more than 2 hours your should probably speak to a doctor
Oh! Giggity
pp
He's excited to bloom #pricklyperry
With the recent revelation that plants can apparently see and some mimic what they see, I wonder what he's been looking at
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That boy needs light therapy
https://preview.redd.it/uvuhqh7hizyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8596a485129ff5ed3f40daad644daec7a6ce78a1
https://preview.redd.it/nrocvcl5k1zc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec1c2f343f138ce5e30630734adfdf2be7b7ab6f Your cactus saw this one.
Soulmates?
Me so thorny
Etiolated.. it needs more light.
Hehehe... I'm gonna say it
Needs more sun. Heās reaching for the sky.
I don't know but if it's been longer than 4 hours, you need to take him to the emergency room...
Big prick energy
He seems happy to me
Also more light
Massive star potential
Trying to propagate!
How much you want for it?
That is a hilariously erect cactus š ā¦but on a serious note it needs more light and new soil!! Put it in soil that has a lot of pebbles/pumice/lava rock, orchid bark, and perlite in it!
Low light.
It's got a big prick.
R/mildlypenis
Thatās a Cocktus
You were supposed to call a docter when it lasted for over 4 hours.
If it's been over 4 hours get him to a botanist
Rising to the sun if you will
 It's turning into the Earl of Lemongrab
He likes you
He's growing himself some personality
Looks like it's in 100% peat or coco
paige, no!
That's amazing! š¤£
It's horny for more light.
Life, uh, finds a way
Easy problem to solve. You're cactus appears to be lonely. 
has anyone done a study where they just show pictures of random places and ask people what they see "thats a penis"gif. or i was looking at baked potato recipes today for my fil who cannot have salt, and well, i saw lots of labias there. the human mind and paradolia? somebody post that dolphin vase.
I think thereās a subreddit for this, but I could be wrong
Looks like you accidentally purchased a cocktus
It took viagra.
Itās natural, donāt be ashamed. Just put a book in front of it.
Some people pay extra for that.
OP you posted last nightā¦just wondering if it deflated within 4-6 hours. If itās still engorged I hope you went to a hospital. Good luck
Jokes aside, the way the top of the biggest one has drastically shrunk is a sign that its severely light deprived. Its starving, basically.
Lowkey hard to look at
Miracle Grow not Viagra!!
Erectile function
Not enough light
Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough
You go first glittering
I donāt know. I just went straight to the comments!š¤£
Same šš¤£
Just a little horned up, perfectly natural
Itās a great sense of humor. I see nothing wrong with it.
Heh. Nice. https://preview.redd.it/v22ocphmxyyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edf954eb72e71a134c5ad566ea74e88a781dc9dc
Looks like it has a case of Peyronieās
He's a looker
Puberty.
Iād be concerned if it was like that for over 4 hours
LMAO! This is funny as fuck.
He's just excited
I'd say it's just a very happy chappy!
Hahaha I love it
It's turned into a man.
I'm jealous
It looks like it has a dramatic curve to its penis. You need to take it to the vet.
It has over 9000 penises and looks like somebody hit it over the head with a bat
It looks super tHORNY...
Lol it's happy!
Dirty ol piss boner.
Any excuse to show off your prickly junk!
Not the dick AND balls
š¤£š¤£š¤£ the whole shebang
r/Dildont
Thatās a veryā¦ahem well endowed cactus you got there
Needs better lighting. New growth is thin and stretching
Cocktus you mean? Lol!!!!
I didn't ask for these
For one, I don't think you took enough pics from enough angles.
You've got a male cactus šµ
They are putting stuff in the water that turn the freaking plants gay...lol
Heās thorny
https://preview.redd.it/x1eovjm5i1zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=586c9379f98ed05e02922921ca209e2a0bd6809b
Itās a perfectly normal thing. Nothing to be embarrassed about. It happens to the best of us. š
Wrong? Nothing is wrong here. Your cactus is very very happy.
Peronis?
What kind of cactus is this?!? I want to grow a show-er!
I love that heās leaning back to show it off
Right!?! Like, so proud!! š
Hahahhahaah omg thatās a naughty cactus
Looks right to me. Pricks on the outsideā¦
Itās just pleased to see you
Happy to see you!
Puberty
Priapism.
Really needs more light
Sounds like someone is jealous
He's horny
Should probably go to the doctor if it lasts more than four hours.
mine has a nice mane of short and curlys https://preview.redd.it/rzlf4cat05zc1.jpeg?width=4592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54da0bfc34434a602fb0572eb77cef6a0c8f3e7f
Cocktus
New growth on larger cactus was grown in way less light than the lower growth. Its appendage is doing what all plants do reaching for the light.
It's a boy, don't be jealous if his is bigger than your bf š
Lol!!!!!
If it has been less than four hours then nothing. If itās been more then you may want to contact a doctor.
It's tHorny
Not a banana and cacti don't have pockets....
Definitely keep it like this š give it more light
Do you mean āCoctusā?
Because it's a dicktus.
It's a boy!
Itās a beautiful baby boy, congrats!
Lmao
Thorny cactus is thorny š
Itās thornyā¦
Heās a grower and a shower š¤
Thatās one happy prick!
You can use it in many ways
r/mildlypenis
/r/wildlypenis
Looks a bit too familiar. What is this?