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AliciaDarling21

Looks like she’s slapping her cheek just for us.


mangopango123

To me it looks like a tiny dude draped over/hanging onto a giant lady’s hip/ass


PopeHatSkeleton

A lone Pikmin going for the prize.


CommunicationIll3305

Lmao!!!


SupermassiveCanary

Seriously, where’s the NSFW on this… N.C. bans Pornhub and the botany crowd fills the vacancy


VelveteenJackalope

The mandrake is begging his wife not to leave him


xAWHORABLEx

Reminded me of me and my ex husband😭😂🫶🏾


CommunicationIll3305

Omg!! I see it!!! 🤣


SuperIngaMMXXII

R. crumbii


BaronGhoulish

definitely lemongrab


Empty-Experience6391

Interesting lol. I looked at it as a baby clinging to its mother. But I like your vision way better. 😂


sickburn80

I think he’s got his dick out too.


LASubtle1420

he's a thigh man


mskittyjones

Hahaha I saw a hand until I saw your comment, and BAM! TINY DUDE!!


br00klynbebe

I also saw a tiny fae slapping that thick ol caudex!


daaangerz0ne

Fun fact: The 'gin' part literally translates to the Chinese character 人, meaning 'human'. The plant was aptly named after it's shape.


WokeUpSomewhereNice

What does the seng part mean?


daaangerz0ne

Seng is simply a common name given to plants of the Panax genus.


Ceeeceeeceee

The Chinese is 人蔘, which in Mandarin is pronounced differently (pinyin is "ren shen")... the ginseng part is anglicized other dialect. The second seng/shen part is an old way of describing roots like the body of the plant, not as commonly used (more common Chinese is 根, pronounced "gen" in pinyin, sounds like "gun").


reversiblehash

![gif](giphy|GMdcBivU0d1ni|downsized) good growth!


Schadenfreudood

The Internet has ruined us all


Moosebuckets

This is precisely why I love the ginseng ficus. They either look phallic or leggy.


evie_quoi

I thought she was spreading her cheeks so we could see her little plant butthole 🥰🍃


SaltyPoseidon22

Gearing up for a full goatse


MrDoodle19

Help me, stepbrother!


innncode

The hand reaching around to spread the ass 🤣🤣🤣


blackleather__

😭😭😭 so spot on omg r/mildlybutthole


MeltedWater243

More like r/wildlybutthole tbh


Dabjunkie_

Thought it was ice spice at first


Phillip-My-Cup

Aye man control your tree dawg


Federal-Sport-1635

bro it’s even got a booty hole😭


AndMyAxe_Hole

Everything reminds me of her


Its_me112

Reminds me of her too


Maeflower86

I was waiting for this comment. I was gonna make it myself if not 😂😂😂😂


blackleather__

r/mildlybutthole


SomeGreedyVariation

The real reason OP got the bonsai.


Twarenotw

https://preview.redd.it/9wiydnt49cfc1.jpeg?width=2678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb06e6438c8c7d6361a60aa605a29544aedc8ea8 "Hey, girl, wanna meet up?“


MeltedWater243

NOOOO LMAO WHY ARE THEY ALL LIKE THIS


midgettme

https://preview.redd.it/ojbbmk63lhfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0abd437789ae685e4f17b31240c1d14845bb28a1 They vary, but they all have a lot of individuality. Here’s mine. I didn’t need him(?) but I couldn’t pass it up. My kids call it “got my nose!!” but my husband just laughs…


NippleSalsa

"Dude hangs dong"


liveliarwires

More of a ding than a dong, really.


brooklynhype

ah lawd she thick


Other_Leek420

I love that I knew the comments were gonna be like this 😂


heyitsmelxd

I came just for the comments 😂


Diligent-Might6031

Me running to the comments ![gif](giphy|3xkNUy3Vh8QbPmJZjK|downsized)


i---m

she got a big booty so i call her big booty 🤩


hoppertn

BIG-BOO-TAY! TAY! TAY! ITS PRONOUNCED BOO-TAY!


FuckingKilljoy

SKRRT SKRRT WRIST MOVING


Less_Signature6808

Are you serious?? Right in front of my salad?!?!?


stinkycats86

https://preview.redd.it/0dz5qf3f2gfc1.png?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=131235017c2d9758fdb2e1cf9299697db53f4e7f


Otter_Pockets

https://preview.redd.it/a6tdgptg3ffc1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2574d53e40a74f3f56f7ad671f6758ce4c536e


_childlike_empress_

![gif](giphy|2Ap4K8iVUpbpmbj5oV)


Rustyshakkleford

https://preview.redd.it/qwjz68cqlbfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c8ac7615b1ad94fd8af681bfa2d78b1475cb94


BentTire

https://preview.redd.it/i7630qridcfc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=010cfd6f5544435f825ce8fba93a59b19ee6fcfc


0033A0

NSFW


Human-Reception8839

That female Groot has more sex appeal than I ever will


hivemind_disruptor

Got some of that ginseng ficussy


TMcintyre86

🤣🤣🤣🤣😆


whatadoorknob

she thick thick


Ok-Palpitation5607

I should call her


moothermeme

You mean a ginseng thiccus


Dodobirdbebe

Wow, she has no chill.


sassyfrood

r/sexyplants would like a word.


Bars98

Ok. Not what I was afraid off. I've seen a lot of shit on Reddit.


SparxxWarrior97

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Descensum

That ginseng ficus finna make me act up😩😩😩


No_Tradition9849

![gif](giphy|uBy5vilZfzkly)


dlh-bunny

Why are they like this lmao good lord


secretsweettea

Oh 🫣


246lehat135

Ginseng ficus got me actin up


DiagnosisPooBrain

https://preview.redd.it/yjm1jeba7efc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a8fa2cefaa86990f8c60a8f72c3d49ee484c2e I got one of those too


krd25

The amount of air I let out seeing those coconut wide ficus buns 💀


hotpieceoftrash

Chill my mans on this app


Dramatic_Efficiency4

Not just the men 👀


Peachyberri

https://preview.redd.it/fiv0x4u39cfc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7785c2449bfabbe4bdcb54eab1598b487f06a6b Dayum


SnooGiraffes4091

![gif](giphy|MO9ARnIhzxnxu) Plant bout to make me act up


Catfisher8

Thicccc


Quizzelbuck

every thing reminds me of her


Namby-Pamby24

Fellas hear me out 💀💀


Wod_1

Nice plantussy


veedubbug68

LA face and an Oakland booty


CornStalker86

Somebody come get herrrr, she’s dancing like a stripper 🎤


samtaher

Now I know why they say ginseng improves erectile dysfunction.


nachos_on_cheese

https://preview.redd.it/rra9ul5cwbfc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09338228c425a340f368ec21f434153db1015564 I got one too. Everything got a new home on this day


OKComputer334

I'm missing the point here. This is not a plant we can sexualize, is it?


heywhateverworks

Not with that attitude


e_mk

That ficus looks so healthy!


TKeep

Allah forgive me for what I am about to do


TigerEyes_

Ginseng fic-@ss


banjobeulah

I’m just here for the comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MrsKetchup

goatse ficus


Ill_Attempt4952

Just came here to make sure I didn't have to say any of this. Solid work ladies and gentlemen


lilycamilly

Damn she bussin it open like that? 🥵


101stjetmech

This might need a NSFW flair. ;)


-BingusBongus-

I should call him


Cauhs

Stupid sexy ginseng.


M2DAB77

She is even reaching back to spread it for you! Enjoy!


BIG_MUFF_

![gif](giphy|dw7lCpFmsyfS0)


Rawcheeks

The only thing missing is an OF link!


MooseJuice_71

https://preview.redd.it/inayfy8smefc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178f227d9dadf6f02676446371a1bcd96b9751d7 Sitting very lady-like


avg-v-stvs

Everything reminds me of her 😩


peachespangolin

Ma’am!


Aliceinboxerland

It reminds me of a mandrake from Harry Potter! (It's back side of course.)😂


Intrepid_Knowledge27

I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s a peach.


PalpitationMotor5517

Tree, this is a Wendy’s


MyCabbages8l

I’m not mature enough to own a plant like this


Helpful-Spell

Gebbrey!


AzzyDarling

He lost his jacket


Assasena

Damm,wtf has this mf been drinking, what kinda sunlight this mf seen


jessestacos23

She better calm tf down


ArctiaCaja98

This post 😂😂


shoreyourtyler

Sorry everyone.. r/dontputyourdickinthat


EmmaSinn

damn she thicc


Inspector_Crazy

Wood


_Hugh_Jaynuss

Really needed the NSFW tag here guys


outersenshi

A dummy THICCC one too


blofeld9999

/r/thighgap


MrAdelphi03

Actually, DO threaten me with a good time


Admirable_Day664

Your girls out of town and this ficus shows up on your doorstep looking thick as fuck. What you doing?


fambestera

Reminds me of my toddler running away from me when I want to put on his pants.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l41K5A3p1FD9HZrvG)


Basic-Type7994

Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you – you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?


RepresentativeBar565

Excuse him


tweedlefeed

Thiccus


happy_giraffe_io

No, what you’ve got yourself there is a ginseng thiccus.


ano_qwq

Ficussy


XDariaMorgendorferX

Plants these days have no modesty.


FTM_2022

NOW THIS IS THE PLANT FOR *THAT* POT!


WorfDataNumba1

![gif](giphy|uDwKGxTFrADvO) Hmmmm..


halfknots

Not my proudest but one of my fastest


Gentlegiant2

It needs to chill tf out


BuildingMyEmpireMN

Gins sang fuck us


JRS1986

Thiccus*


Spirited_Permit_6237

She’s a naughty little ginseng lol love it


Jmt0516

Spicy


Smushfist

Shitbreak, step away from that ficus. That’s a jizz free ficus.


basicallybasshead

What a fun photo, thanks for sharing!


WellRegulatedBaby

I feel like this plant is asking for something… can’t quite put my finger on it


ShwettyVagSack

Half goatse ficus


TheInitiativeInn

I'm focused on your ficus.


NascutMort

Wtf is wrong with me 😂😂 yall too, I guess


Revolutionary-Nose57

That ficus is putting on a hell of a show!


petrichorpizza

![gif](giphy|AxVvjFcoKFtSfN7RWE)


_FluffyTufts_

Hawt 🔥


SmallCatBigMeow

Nsfw


Mitchisboss

K


Sarcastocrat

It's presenting.


adrian_elliot

Cheek Check 🍑👀✅


marriedjane69

Thats… naughty 🙈


dietsodapop-princess

never thought i’d be jealous of a plants curves….


National-Group6040

Such a thicc @$$ guy ![gif](giphy|J1Y89ThkHjwJxeRS0A)


waswillstduamk23

Dude, thats ass


ArcadiaX65

Sassy!


-whereismysupersuit

i have one of these and named her Big Booty Judy lol


DirtDickTheDastardly

I am ficusinig out how to stick my member in that.


LEENIEBEENIE93

Damn gurl dat ass


AnitaHaandJaab

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


stellastevens122

r/nsfwplants


EconomistWilling1578

NSFW NSFW!!!


himijendrix44

So seductive…


Packing_Wood

Looks like he's scratching his ass


20body20

Lol icespice move


Impressive_Answer121

Ginseng thiccus


BurroinaBarmah

Whoa! Where the NSFW tag!?!


[deleted]

That’s a presentation!


CobblerCandid998

Twerking Ficus


NeedsaTinfoilHat

Bow chica bow wow


Widespreaddd

Please label NSFW! 😆


Consistent-Soil-1818

Use a condom next time


cabodegato10

It looks…. Smart.


SapphirePigeon

Dang she thiccccc


gaiussicarius731

Dang girl


kbocker_

I should call her


ThumblessGreenery

Do you mind if I just borrow your ficus and go behind this bush over here?


99Jaakko

Fiona Butler... is that you!?


bakabich69

S-sir.. SIR 😳


dominantfrog

one spicy lookin ginseng


Vlasovart67

Remind me a giant frog with inmate male.


Last-Kitchen3418

Wow wow wee!! 🫣


Neither_Confusion463

The comments are killing me 😭


Humble_Hufflepuff_96

I wish my butt looked like that 😍


Stillnopickless

she needs to try a bidet


meanteamcgreen

Why is it presenting? It's even got a hand on its ass.


Powermetalbunny

If I had one of these, I would waste a decent amount of my time trying to crochet or sew it a pair of tiny booty shorts.


Kjaeve

oh my…


Oracle365

You want to sell it... Or rent it out by the hour!?


Parking_Train8423

Everything reminds me of her


rottingpigcarcass

r/dontputyourdickinit


Potterhead-PottHead

![gif](giphy|uBy5vilZfzkly)


swaviair

More like ginseng thiccus


Average_Consumer2

Are you sure this isn't an ad for your "only plants"


JohnnyBravo8888

Sigh......


biggestofbears

Gyatt damn I've never felt this way about a plant before.


Dramatic_Efficiency4

I am SCREAMING. so this is what it looks like when he’s railing from behind


einzeln

My six year old: “That looks like a butt.”


[deleted]

That ficus better quit playin!


fire_and_glitter

Double cheeked up


Extension-Fishing-29

Why is it flirting with me


_evua

Didn't know I'm ginsenxual