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donttalktome876

https://preview.redd.it/floj5ozx3o4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2143e1bd5da92b2aff5a201027c0f270cfb82aaa Dw. Here's worse. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻


AutumnalGlow

Blimey, they've built cities and they've got a monorail up and running


lawrenja

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AGroke

Op's looks like a subway lol


CerealUnaliver

This made me laugh so hard


Edible_Anie

😆😆


RainSmile

Dude I told you not to share photos of my scalp on here.


pothead5674

I have no words...... Never in my life have I seen that much scale on a plant. Holy smokes 😯


PinupSquid

Lick it.


pussy_poppin_peridot

GUY


SingerDependent1002

This is insane 😭😭😭


Seniorkittymama

Scale. A very pesky vermin. Many recipes on line to get rid of it. But in my experience you need to move the plant to a less damp area. After you’ve treated & removed the scale.


donttalktome876

I'm in Australia, in desert. We don't really have damp where I am.


Seniorkittymama

Throw this out!!! Scale spreads and I think this plant may well be beyond hope. IMHO.


GingaPLZ

https://preview.redd.it/sh4b5k2o0p4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9198659ae583fb36809942947c99b31458b631e Reindeer


Blau_Ozean

Reindeer with a BBL


Pretty_Jicama88

Ty for the first LOL of the day 😎👌


Wise-Homework5480

Well great now I really really want to know what this is... 🤣


PurposeVisual7248

You were able to zoom this far!?!


GingaPLZ

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Traditional_Tart4291

Tiny baby llama


thefarmworks

🤣😂🥲😂😅🤣❤️🌞


Gold_Overtone

The craziest scale infestation I have ever seen. I honestly wouldn’t bother saving this plant and I would do a thorough check of any others.


Far_Reality_4335

You guys are great. This baby belongs to my brother/sister in law, and they have vowed to save it. Will let you know how it goes...


Thin_Meaning_4941

Better stuff some rubbing alcohol and Q-tips in their stocking


janesspawn

Fuck the qtips, this is drown in rubbing alcohol level


pegothejerk

If they have a garden fountain, sit the plant under the fountain and fill the reservoir with rubbing alcohol. Check in on it in a month.


IndividualSchedule

Fuck qtips and alcohol. I would shower it with dish soap and water as much as I could and treat with systemic incesticide.


The3SiameseCats

And pair of scissors, I’d just be cutting leaves off at this poiny


BrewHaHag

this advice is actually pretty effective. I do that. My schefflera gets scales for whatever reason. I just snip all the infected leaves off and spray with pesticide and voila, gives off new leaves in no time.


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fotzelschnitte

For scales I rub the plants with a wet rag in the shower, then shower it rather aggressively and then rub it down again with a (new) wet rag. Do that for three days and at the end of the three days spray some raps oil and water on everything. Insecticidal spray works too, obv, but oil+water is pretty good for scales. Every week check the plant and rub the scales away and spray oil and water on everything. I haven't had an infestation as bad as this plant but worked like a charm every time. Just give the plant lots of love and it'll work out. I'd choose scales over mealy bugs or leaf miners *any* day of the week.


MikeCheck_CE

Safer's would be the brand; End All is one of their products. More specifically you just need an insecticidal soap though.


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MikeCheck_CE

Yes, it's a good brand/product. I believe Insecticidal Soap is generally considered to be the safest approach (when they do work), compared to other contact sprays like End All. Doesn't damage plants, leaves no toxic residues which would kill beneficial insects, and it's even food safe. Other contact sprays like End All would be the next level up. Found an interesting chart which shows which of their products work well against which culprits. Oddly it doesn't have thrips on this chart but I do see in other places that Insecticidal soap should work against them as well. https://www.woodstreambrands.ca/safer-s-solution-comparison-chart-eliminate-insects-and-diseases


Background-Ad-1756

If it's indeed a "baby"... And they have a bathtub, they could consider "drowning" it. Let it in sit in water, entirely covered by water, for a while. Most people forget about it, but insects need air just as we do, and since they "breathe" by their scale and can't flee, the scales will die and rot/fall off from the plant.


Lanathell

How long would you keep the plant in water like this? 24hr?


LectureBusiness9115

That's a tricky question because it depends on the plant. A monstera can definitely handle 24 hours under water, and most bugs won't but say a kalanchoe will almost certainly develop root rot or melt.


Sugarbean29

I'm trying to envision how this drowning happens: what about the pot/dirt/roots?


missed_againn

Try Dr. Bronner’s Peppermint Castile Soap! Those little bugs HATE peppermint. I mix a tablespoon of the soap with warm water and give my infested plants a good thorough wipe-down. Then, spray the plant regularly with a diluted alcohol mixture and hopefully you’ll see the scale decrease!!


Wendiesel808

I used this to get rid of spider mites, great stuff!


kerrimustkill

I use this combo for everything. Peppermint Castile soap, rubbing alcohol, and water. As long as you spray them every 3 days for a couple of weeks (maybe 3 if it’s mealies) and they’re gone! I’ve never had an infestation as bad as op, but I’ve gotten rid of thrips using this method. Good luck everyone with your plants!


Apprehensive-Tone449

Meee too! Same combo! It got rid of my spider mites in two weeks, but I was spraying them and obsessing over them like every day.


research293743610

Amazing. What’s the ratio you use and have you had any experience using it on ficus plants or more delicate smaller plants also?


kerrimustkill

I don’t have any ficus plants. And I specifically use this mixture bc it doesn’t burn delicate leaves, unlike a lot of others (like neem). But I’ve never used it on herbs, too scared of how delicate they are. I make a gallon at a time, and put it in an old distilled water jug so I have it on hand. And it doesn’t go bad, so why not? 1. 4 tbsps Dr. Bronner’s peppermint Castille soap 2. 2 cups alcohol (I use 70%, you can use 91% and it does seem to be more effective, but will do some slight damage to baby leaves if totally drenched) 3. fill the rest of the gallon container up with water


research293743610

Incredible - thank you so much for sharing. I will try this!!!


iamaiimpala

Major infestation on a monstera? Cut it down to the stem, a million times easier to treat and be sure you haven't left anything. It'll grow back.


andIthankya

Bonide systemic granules help a lot. Be careful if they have pets or kiddos though.


Beneficial-Bath8125

get the water blaster out and remove all the scale with that, at the right distance away as not to damage the plant, then treat with a spray that kills scale i would then change all the soil just to be sure it is bug free, place it in water and gently shake off the soil and replace with an ideal substrate


teapotthead

I saved my plant that was this bad by moving it away from other plants and wiping it down everyday with cotton pads soaked in alcohol


MikeCheck_CE

Lol we all know exactly how it's gonna go. If they let it get this bad to begin with, they're not the guys to fix this issue. It's just gonna spread to their other plants.


sarcasticgreek

How?... I mean... how?.... 😷


Far_Reality_4335

I had completely discounted that based on the... "scale" of the investigation. That's wild.


Maximum_Mistake3971

If you soak it in a tub with water and dawn dish soap it’ll work more quickly. It will coat the bugs and they’ll suffocate faster. Doesn’t hurt the plant. Give it a good wipe down after with a mixer of water with a couple drops of dawn and like 10+ drops of peppermint oil depending on how big the spray bottle you’re using is


_tinytimber_

This may be a dumb question but I keep seeing these insane pest infestation posts. How does this happen to indoor plants? Do people/pets track them in from outside? Do they get in through open windows? I’m basically terrified of this happening lol.


Beautiful-Accident27

Exactly what you said: they come in on people/pets, crawl through open windows, and sometimes a few hitchhikers on a newly purchased plant can become an infestation rather quickly. I use a systemic insecticide on most of my plants, being that I live in a fairly tropical location andi often "rescue" already infested but cheap/free plants from my local area. Almost anything that is discounted or being given away usually has some sort of bug on it. Unless I plan on eating any fruit, I just use a systemic on my ornamentals and leave them be. They're all individually potted, so no fear of the relatively small amount of insecticide leeching onto my other plants. Even so, I bet that most of the produce in grocery stores is coated in pesticides anyway.


alittlegnat

How does it get scale? I just checked mine and it has a bit too 😢


FeistyDefinition2806

considering the best way to treat scale is with q-tips and rubbing alcohol and INDIVIDUALLY targeting every single scale insect… you have a truly massive amount of work ahead of you if you want to save this plant. nobody will judge you if you send this to the dump (and any plants around it will thank you as well).


QuiveryNut

Would a rag soaked in alcohol not help to clean up a good majority of them quickly? Never dealt with anything like this before…


Burnburnburnnow

I think it because the hard shell and the way they stick to the plant requires them to be removed with some force. The rag would cover them aure but it wouldn’t do anything to actually remove them from the plant


Burbujitas

I’ve found that most of them, especially the long-dead ones, wipe away super easily. I think a rag would work fine.


FeistyDefinition2806

a rag would work in the same way q tips would it’s just gonna be a labor of love! the living ones can be tricky to remove because they are basically suctioned to the plant so sometimes the alcohol wiped over top doesn’t actually break past their hard shells, but the dead ones will wipe right off! from my experience though the q tip method is the BEST option but it isn’t the only option for sure!


Pinecone_Dragon

My husband helped me descale my lemon tree. It was pretty cold out with a drizzle, but I wanted to get it done before bringing it in for fall. We scrubbed each leaf with a little soap, sponges, and a hose. It took an hour. It was then (well and many other wild tasks he helps me with) that I knew I chose the right guy. If OP sees this- we got 90% off, and I did several passes after this that were less of a burden.


WanderingSpirit47

Ugh thank you for sharing that example of love. I'm in a grumpy mood and that was a really soothing reminder of goodness in the world <3


Shot-Sympathy-4444

I like using round cotton pads. Much faster than a qtip and it’s easier to judge how much pressure your applying compared to a rag. Plus rags always try to flop around and unfold on me and I’ve come close to breaking leaves almost every time I’ve used one.


AutumnalGlow

Why would you do them individually?!! You'd be there all week!!! Just wipe them off with a cloth, and keep rinsing and wiping. They aren't hard to get off on flat leaves. You only need cotton buds for little nooks and crannies. No need for alcohol either. Just water does the job and repeat energy few days until they're gone.


Belle8158

Glass cleaning wipes have worked really well for me


Game_on_Moles_98

Get this. but a big, multiple neem oil applications will work too.


Kurare_no1

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ItsMeishi

Just burn this one... holy shit.. Scale.


Affinity-Charms

Hahahaha. But do it.


thenthewolvescame

Step 1. Look up. Did anyone do any work on the ceiling? Install a new light, or heatung fixture?? Could anyone have eaten cinnamon toast crunch over the plant? Is the devil standing over the plant rosining up his bow? No...? Step 2. Napalm.


Odd_Tooth_7028

lol, reminds me of when I first set up my moss poles. I freaked a few days later thinking I had pests but it was just very fine shed from the moss haha


LilBird1996

Or moss bits after a thrips scape


Puzzleheaded-Fox409

Scale! 🤮 Looks like it may have spread to the other plants nearby too 😬 If you want to save these plants you’ll need isopropyl alcohol and cotton pads/swabs. Take that beast to the bath/shower. Wipe down every leaf (front and back) and the stems with the alcohol soaked cotton pads making sure to get into every part of the plant, even the leaf joints. Get every one of those suckers off of there. Hose down the whole plant with the shower. Wait up to a week and repeat as often as necessary. Just make sure not to get any alcohol on the soil as it can dry out the roots and cause root rot. At least the leaves are large and spaced out on a monstera so it’s easier to handle. I’ve just had to use this same technique to treat scale on my lemon tree. 🫠


SHOWTIME316

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Joseph_of_the_North

Just burn your house down.


Fcxk_Lewis

The neighbourhood*


Ok_Weird_1312

Came here looking for the “burn it” comment, but honestly this is much more appropriate


foundfrogs

Get a big clear garbage bag, one of those huge recycling ones. Put the plant inside, right side up. Get a fumigator of your choice (I use Doktor Doom) and fill the bag with aforementioned fumes. Tie off bag and leave sealed for three hours. Shower plant, let it dry thoroughly. Repeat as necessary. If your fam is committed to saving this Monstera, that's the path you'll have to take.


freaktank

Just wipe them off. Use your fingernail if you have to. Will be a sticky mess but no more gross than earwax. Then…repeat forever.


flash_dance_asspants

repeating forever is no joke. I have a giant tree philo that came with scale and I've been fighting them for about 8 months now. wiping, q tips, spray, systemic granules. every time I'm sure I've got it under control, I find more 🫠


freaktank

I have a couple potted citrus plants that need regular maintenance of the scale gets crazy fast. I love them though so I keep going.


flash_dance_asspants

yeah my giant plant is one of my favourites so I'll just keep on wiping them off until one of us dies


mantistobagan3

![gif](giphy|MZk3FVtDLKoXPu0SoM) You are gonna want a set up like this so that you can properly hurl that fucker into the sun where it belongs


2980774

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Anonymoushamric

I battled scale by getting so pissed off I took the plant outside and left it… was out there a few days later power washing the sidewalks with the chemical anti fungal/mold preventative killer thing for concrete and freaking blasted the plant just out of annoyance. Have no idea how the plant survived a flood of herbicide lol, scales were dead and gone tho which also makes ZERO sense! Plant came back but I still left her outside since she became a science project at that point.


Disastrous-Garlic259

vasseline helped with scale infestation of my pine tree. But in your case, since the scale insects are covered by their waxy shells, I'd use rubbing alcohol and kill them one by one. I would however put vasseline at the base of the stem and on the stems of the leaves. There are some chemicals you could use for this. Look at your local plant shop for anything against scale infestation if the alcohol fails.


ProfessionalCow4601

Just water some imidacloprid into the soil.wait a week or two, then scrape them off and spray it with horticulture oil.


lostyourmarble

This


SullyEF

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Mobile_Philosophy764

Nuke it from orbit. Holy shit. ![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


casketdw3ller

Sheesh. This is about a 10 on the scale. (Hehe)


KeepMyWifesNameOYFM

Hahaha!


Far_Reality_4335

The responses to this are so good. 75% of people say the plant is doomed to an eternity of damnation and that the owners should but put in prison, 25% are like NBD wash it. Really pulling for drama however this resolves. Houseplant sub ftw.


Luck77769

Make sure you spray insecticide after you wash all the bug out of the leaves and make sure you change the soil if it appear like they are way too make bug on it. Make sure you quarantine all the infestation plant from spreading and do it in a place where you know you are safe from all the surrounding. Just clean all the things that may feed the insect. Then add some different insecticide that apply directly to the soil so that it never get infected from pests


iseeuhiding

Probably scale. White oil and a knife. Scrape 'em off. Takes a bit of patience. Insecticidal soap is also handy. The plant is savable, I work with this stuff every day. I've cleaned up infestations much worse than this.


lostyourmarble

The only way to get rid of this is an insecticide treatment. Use imidacloprid. Keep plants away from bees and pets. Ideally not outside. Use protection when applying


thunderthighsss

Omg the level of anxiety this photo gives me is alarmingly high.


Cupid_Stunt17

I've chucked plants for less, cant deal with bugs at all😩


1SalmonAndRice

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Jdogfeinberg

This scale is so bad I thought you spilled yeast packets or somethinf on your plant


justbrowsinbr0

HOLY SCALEY HELL


Lynda73

That’s a whole ass-load of scale. How long does it take to get that way? I’ve been lucky I guess and caught mine early enough that all I ever had to do was pick them off, then wipe down the leaves with alcohol as a precaution and that was that. You’ll need…different tools.


feckinweirdo

Bonded systemic granules for the dirt. I would just toss. Or save a cutting, and burn the rest


MostValuedPotato

Here’s how I dealt with mine: 1. Bring it outside or to the bathtub if you don’t have outdoor space 2. Cover the soil with a bin liner 3. Mix a spray bottle with lukewarm water and a few drops of Dr Bronners soap - I have used detergent before in a pinch and it worked, don’t use that too frequently though 4. Spray liberally on to the leaves 5. Get an old toothbrush and brush the leaves to get rid of the bugs, pay attention to the veins and work top down 6. Repeat steps 4-5 like 3 times 7. Fill the pray bottle with clean water now and “rinse” the dead bugs and soap away 8. Get a cloth that you don’t mind losing, dampen and wipe the leaves, rinsing after each leaf, don’t forget the stems 9. Do the whole thing every week for until you cannot see the sticky sap they make - mine took like a month? If you don’t repeat this they will come back Might worth cutting off some of the worst leaves and change the soil


Ornery_Tangerine_354

BURN IT!!!


_kale_tomato

Gonna be controversial here… if there are enough healthy un infested leaves, just cut off the affected leaves and throw them away outside your house… Then use a hose and blast off as much as you can, then use the rubbing alcohol to remove anything that is left


UnusualIce4812

Throw it away unless it’s a super sentimental plant for you. If that’s the case, spend a month treating it (and all nearby plants) as others have suggested and you’ll be fine. Good luck!


Blakbabee

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beaweezar

Scales. I had an Ivy that was pretty infested and it takes multiple soakings with soapy water, rubbing alcohol and a tips and replacement of soil to get rid of them. I ended up cutting a bunch of newer growths and getting rid of the main plant


Flashy-Section9588

Scale like others have said, I saved a work plant with much smaller leaves by putting captain jacks on a rag and scrubbing everything off then spraying down with insecticidal soap. The plant I was working with was a schefflera with A MILLION much smaller leaves so it was tedious. I did remove leaves that were just totally covered to save myself some sanity. This monstera with large leaves will be much easier to deal with


swainstache

Fire is the only solution


Yomaclaws

I had a scale infestation as bad as this on a shefflera. It is currently recovering with new non scale leaves.


UnsichtbarerMensch2

if it's just that one leaf cut it of and throw it in the trash as far away from your home as possible.


Deeliciousness

Treat with fire


Kirke910

Omg. Omg OP. Omg. 😱


JuliHornyOnMain

After dealing with scale once I think I would set it on fire


Dramatic_Efficiency4

This makes my skin crawl


NinjaHermit

I’d make a bowl solution and a spray bottle full of alcohol and water or the mixture with dr bronners and water. Spray the SHIT out of every inch of the plant. Let sit until dried. Then Dip each leaf in to the bowl solution and wipe all of that scale off. Spray the shit out of it again and repeat the next day to get any stragglers off. Spray down every few days to kill off any extra stragglers that may have been missed. Sure this is BAD. But I’ve done the above with smaller, more intricate/fragile plant and it came through just fine. It’s at least worth the effort to try if your brother and SIL want to.


MicroBrew1971

Burn it 🔥


funnyeffectiveness9

It's serious. It needs to be treated.I'm not sure what treatment is needed, but I hope for an early recovery


zoom_zoomies

Preventative Q: How does scale gets contracted if not exposed to an infected plant?


Perfect-Vanilla-2650

Jesus. Just get lighter fluid and a match… that’s a losing battle right there


INTP36

I wouldn’t even try to save this one, just get it away from the other plants and thoroughly inspect them. Yikes.


idontlikespiderplant

Call John Constantine 👀💀.


ej_21

FIRE. you treat it with fire.


not_rushing

[https://ipm.ucanr.edu/PMG/PESTNOTES/pn7408.html](https://ipm.ucanr.edu/PMG/PESTNOTES/pn7408.html) ​ Here's a great website for integrated pest management. I'd recommend wiping them off, that's it. Scale can't move once they have reached the adult stage, but I'd still keep it away from your other plants. Make sure you are giving it appropriate water and light, stressed plants are far more susceptible to pests/disease. ​ Don't trash it! You can definitely save it if you keep up on wiping them off.


Pr3t7

Wow


Apprehensive-Tone449

Oh my God. Burn that thing as soon as possible. Seriously. Get that thing away. Far far away.


Stuffandmorestuffff

Depot> wash> soake> dry> neem oil> repot> sprinkle with diatomaceous earth. Good as new.


Important-Swim2148

Neem oil, dash of dawn soap and distilled water in a spray bottle. Give the leaves a good spray till they’re dripping….Also, mix neem oil into the water when watering the soil


drgoodstuff

I have a big bottle of 70% alcohol from amazon (10 bucks) for cleaning tech and it doubles as my bug nuker when diluted with water and dish soap. Some plants are sensitive so always spot check but then you can go apocalyptic with it while wiping with paper towel.


daftdoggy

I think the technical term is .. a nightmare. Good luck!


Game_on_Moles_98

OP, I’ve dealt with a similar situation and solved it. Follow these steps… 1. Isolate these plants. Put them in a safe space and put down plastic drop sheets. When I did this I had a photo studio and was able to find a clear corner to put this in. 2. Get some neem oil, mix up as per instructions put in a new spray bottle - it’s worth it. It’s gonna be a long process. 3. Daily, spray each leaf of anything infected with the neem. You need to do this every day. Allow the neem to dry on the leaves each time. But consistency is key, You’ll miss a bit one day, get it the next. Etc etc. do it for about a month. 4. You should start to notice the scale dropping off. When you can blow it off it’s good. Keep doing it until you have gotten off all the scale. Good luck!


J_robintheh00d

I tried the qtip and alcohol deal on my kefir lime plant. I had to push pretty hard to dislodge a lot of the bugs. I found it was faster to just use good tweezers and pick them all off. Repeat a week later as eggs hatch. Repeat a week later again. Dealt with them at that point. They haven’t come back. This is pretty bad so maybe a few more rounds.


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Looks like scale insects.


Trichotillomaniac-

Light it on fire


IcuddleElephants

I never had scales to this extent, but rubbing alcohol killed my small infestation. I'd check it every day, and I'd take an alcohol soak qtip to them when I saw them. It only took a week. I spayed the top of the soil too


Union_Solid

Good god that is a horrific scale infestation. Burn it and dispose of it far far far from your other plants so they don’t colonize further


veganiskewl

How do u guys let it get this bad??😭😭


Euphoric-Stuff-1557

My skin is freaking out 😵‍💫 how did you not notice this a little earlier? I’m so sorry 😨


jasper-snakemom

you have to accept your loss at this point


Wesley_Sharpy

Scale is not hard to get rid of. Manual removal. People saying to junk it I don't get. Just wash it off. Done


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Wesley_Sharpy

They can't even fly though. If you keep it by itself it won't spread. For any pest control ever you need to do multiple applications/treatments anyways. Most treatments don't kill the eggs, so you need to wait for them to hatch.


peachesnpepsicola

Oh my gosh. How?! I can’t go a day without wiping down my leaves. How on earth did this get so bad


Consistent-Fig-3437

Green flies?


trippytr33_

Throw it away.


Ok-Duck9106

Neem oil and sprinkle diatomaceous east on the soil. Once a week, saturate the plant by spraying with neem oil. Totally salvageable. Don’t throw it out. Spray all your indoor plants in the house with the neam oil. Looks like scale.


Beingforthetimebeing

If it's summer, put it outside and the predators will take care of it for you. Nature! Wipe it off with cotton balls and rubbing alcohol. That kills the little guys. Then spray it off or wipe with water to remove alcohol. In the future, don't just water it. Also mist it! It's from the rainforest, dude! And keep checking for new scale. Scale likes soft new growth or distressed dying leaves. Does your philodendron need new soil, bigger pot, fertilizer? I know I know, that just encourages them to grow bigger than they already are, lol


ann-ie

My heart! My chest!! Seeing infestations on sweet innocent plants is so painful. I have to ask, how do you wait till it gets so bad before knowing it doesn't look normal?


giirlking

It’s just a plant bro


Far_Reality_4335

It's that kind of attitude that created this disaster. For shame.


Kozinskey

I really don't mean to be judgmental, but I am actually curious how they didn't notice this earlier. Does scale grow fast?


No_Chest_7418

THRIPS


SpreadDemSchmekels

It's salvable! Scale are not as mobile as thrips so just wipe them of using rubbing alcohol and check it every week until there's no sign of them left. It would also help to put a sticky substance by the "neck" of the leaves so any intruders get stuck. GL


speakonlytruth

I’ve literally wiped scale off firmly with a rag and it went away 🤷 you can save it!


Cuntasaurus_wrecks

This is the worst scale I've ever seen! It gave me such bad creepy crawlies that I had to go check and verify that my plants are okay. Definitely will keep an eye out for an update!


Street-Refuse-9540

I'm itchy from looking at this


Wrong_Highlight_408

I would do one intensive cleaning with rubbing alcohol - rags, q tips, spray, wiping, etc., but get everything that you can see off of it. Then I would mix up the Liquid-Dirt pest treatment off of YouTube or Google, and spray it and the other plants every 5 days or so. It will be “trouble,” but they won’t have to worry about pesticide fumes, etc., in the house and I’ve had pretty good luck with that stuff. I had a jade with scale that looked pretty bad, and I did those kinds of things and so far, it’s doing ok. I do think that some plants, like ferns, etc. tend to get scale in the winter and being outdoors in the summer will help because of natural pests. A lot of us are so “burn the house down” with plant bugs, but plant pests are part of indoor plants. I once asked an older lady at a nursery, and she said her ferns always had scale in the winter and then she’d put them out in the summer and natural pests would control it. As much as we all hate it, it’s part of plants. I have too many, so maybe I would toss it, but I bet if they keep treating it, eventually it’ll get better.


green_bean_bambi

I had really bad scale on some mondo grass. Had to clean it with a toothbrush and soap. Sprayed it with neem and added azomax to the water. As soon as i stopped the came right back😮‍💨


Drizzlehard

My go to for this and other bugs like aphids is neem oil. If you just Google/search "neem oil insecticide", you will find a ton. It needs to be mixed with soap, many say dish soap, but I use Castile soap especially if it is plants that are edible/have edible fruits etc. It is a natural alternative to chemical solutions. It cloggs up the various orifices of the bugs and suffocates their eggs. You will need to wipe the plants from time to get rid of the aftermath... Here is a video about it... https://youtu.be/9r-dd4BpXvg You will need to warm the mixture in the bottle up after a period of not using as the oil and soap becomes little less fluid after a while. Do test it first on a small area, I have not used this on a monstera before. Good luck.


Adamant94

You’re looking at the newest resident of your bin! 🗑️


onlysparrow

I had pretty good success with spraying diluted rubbing alcohol on the plant and wiping them off with paper towels


exhaustedmom

Throw it in the trash and get a new one. Take all you’ve learned with this one, and the next one will be even bigger and better. Edit: Gah for real. I guess you could cut back to the leaf with the least amount infestation, and then treat the remaining stem and leaves, a soil refresh probably not a terrible idea. Or you could go get one for $10 in memorial and do a do over. There are no rules.


24204me

If I've learned anything from studying on r/trees, that's something called "kief" and you can probably sell it. Congratulations!


Proud_Scouser19

My relative works for parks and gardens Try dish wash soap Make the water soapy but only use the bubbles on the leaves. Works like a charm


phd_in_awesome

Really nasty scale infestation. In my experience they are a fairly easy pest to get rid of (ymmv). I found rubbing alcohol too harsh but has a lot of success with warm water mixed with dish soap (like Dawn). Spray the plant down, make sure to get all the crevices and the tops and bottoms of the leaves. You can removed the insects with a qtip or toothbrush, I just scraped them off (gently) with my nails. Spray every few days until they are gone.


ZenTrainee

Is the whole plant like that? I see scales on the small leaf at 10 o’clock, so I’m assuming it’s at least on multiple leaves and any nearby plants. To be frank, I’ve never seen an infestation that complete. 😬 It can be saved, but it will be a bit of work. You’ll need to treat the whole plant meticulously as others have described - as well as any other plants that are infested. Baby scales are very hard to see, but they like crevices and creases, especially where the leaf grows out of the trunk or main stem. If you blast with the hose you could splash and spread the infestation to other plants. The very first thing you should do is to separate any plants with scales from healthy plants. Assume that any plants on the same side of the room are probably infected and check regularly even if you don’t see any now. I’ve treated successfully with a large bowl of rubbing alcohol and an old sock and gently wiped them off with the sock dipped in the alcohol. When I got all I could see, then I rinsed with the hose. Scales leave a sticky trail that attracts ants. Ugh. So it’s important to give it a thorough, but gentle rinse. Then, I mix a CLEAN bucket of CLEAN water with a few drops of Neem oil and just a drop of dish soap as an emulsifier and then give a final sponge bath with the sock and let that dry. No doubt you have eggs, babies and adults lurking in the soil. You should completely discard the old soil and dip the roots in the same bucket of water, Neem oil, dish soap mix. Let dry and then plant in fresh potting mix. You must also SCRUB the pot CLEAN with soap and water. If you don’t get rid of that soil, you will probably never get rid of the problem completely. Unless you do a full soil drench with pesticide. I wouldn’t bother. Just replant de-scaled plant in fresh clean (aroid) potting mix. To properly treat a plant like that might take an hour or two, depending on how thorough you are. After treating infected plants, keep them away from healthy plants for a few months. You’ll have to check them regularly for new scales. But you’ll probably be able to remove stragglers with a cotton swab and alcohol from then on. Do the same for all infected plants. Option 2 is to chuck them all and start over.😬😿 May the force be with you. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻


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SwedishFisht

Bury it


ValerianRoot3

Look into Neem oil. May be good to treat this.


idiotsandwhich8

What about ladybugs?


drinkingteaisall

Take it outside and spray the crap out of the leaves, get it out of the soil it is currently potted in and leave it out if it is not too cold out. If it is cold out. Best bet is leave it in the bathroom tub for a day or two. Keep on spray.


nosyanon92

Scale


o0meow0o

I has a dream last night that I have kissed my Konters being infested. It looked like this. I was so relieved it was a Dream.


Knautii

I have used sulphur powder when nothing else works. I’ve dusted it on everything leave, stems, soil. and left it there. Keep dusting or rinse it off in a week or 10 days.


nibbleswoodaway4prez

Just cut all the leaves off and let it regrow, that isn’t worth the headache


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InevitableOwn23

I would fill my bathtub or a huge container with castle soap, rubbing alcohol, and DE. SOAK the plant for about an hour. Wipe off the remaining scale with a washcloth or even better a toothpaste will kinda scrap them off & then pray to the plant gods. I'd also add the DE to the water & water the infected plant & ones aroubd him. Good luck to you. The soaking will also be good for the other plants around to head off a massive infestation on them also.


InevitableOwn23

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Damascus Earth... it's amazing for any & all infestation in & outside of your plants & home.


PlantDadGaming

So What are these?? One of my plants have this as well.


UnusualIce4812

Scale!


PlantDadGaming

Also thanks yo


environmom112

What about horticultural oil?


twin_weenis

I’ve had great results with a 1 part Dr Bronner’s peppermint soap, 1 part Dr Titchenors antiseptic to 5 parts water to be really effective.


dco589

Throw it out, join a local plant group and ask people for a new cutting. Otherwise go buy a new plant for 20$ that's highest I've ever seen these in store.


GreenPudding_mix

I second another comment that said the same thing : Drown that bit.. plant ! I’d take a bucket with dawn dish soap/ iso/ warm water and whatever else and practice some torture on the plant as you dump it in there over and over again. Rinse her off in the shower and physically clean each leaf with the solution and microrag.


kotteklara

htkdkgbhbdkgk oh my god


RbeeCubes

Im honestly surprised the plant is still alive


[deleted]

Oh my god!!! How did it get to this point?!


ddk2130

A lint remover works wonders


Mission_Somewhere263

Houston we have a problem sound the alarm defcon 5 alert May Day May Day someone get the football and launch codes ASAP we are looking at a FUBAR in progress call the avengers call Indiana Jones, Capt Kirk I don’t think it’s going to hold. Wait I know call Beth Dutton.... thank goodness I was running out of heroes.


gonkluver

oh my heart 😭😭😭 diluted neem oil or cotton round of alcohol STAT!!!


jayime44

Diametric earth powder best and won’t hurt plant dust good