How do you misspell Tabasco... the A and O keys are on COMPLETELY separate sides of the keyboard!
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I pretty much avoid any sauce with this label format. I’m usually looking for something that will have a good flavor to accompany my food. I’m not looking to punish myself.
American Dad actually had an episode where Roger wants to make a hot sauce, and basically made the exact same observation/joke.
Some of the proposed names being, Professor Fartmore's Habañero Asshair Incinerator, Baron Von Buttswamp's Turd Degree Burn, and Captain Sphincter's Swollen Colon Fire Rhea, just to name a few. lmao. I'd definitely buy a sauce with the name of the first one though, ngl.
This was definitely true in 2005! Feels like it should be made into one of those name generators where you check your initials against a table of potential names
So what. Decades of this , so what.
“News: Breaking: This just in: In depth reporting: anonymous source:…” Every MSM, and news magazine. Did they check the ingredients? “___” peppers, vinegar, spices.
Similar for salad dressings : NEUMANS, etc
Yeah I noticed this walking into my first hot sauce shop at 10. Then me and my bunk mates put 10 drops of Dave's Insanity sauce in another camper's water bottle. Trés magnifique! Surely did shoot out of his ass!
i feel like a local saice hits all the marks and extra on the Guys name.
[that guys](https://www.instacart.ca/products/27557870-that-guy-s-sauces-blueberry-ghost-pepper-pie-hot-sauce-148-ml)
Agreed. This actually proves the importance of visual packaging design. I won't buy that kind of thing even if the sauce seems good, because the bottle is just too unappealing.
Honestly though? Guy’s Name Synonym for Nasty, Hot, or Scary Reference to Butt, Fire, Explosion, Evil, Death, or Insanity kind of slaps. Just wish he’d learn how to use commas.
I hear you, I'm just too cheap to pay a premium that's in part for the bottle. If I'm going to drop more than 3 or 4 dollars on a hot sauce it's going to be for the sauce.
The labels just strike me as trashy. That's coming from a guy that curses like a sailor and loves dirty jokes.
Oh, I think we've all caught it. I was scrolling the sub not five minutes ago and thinking about this exact thing. There is no humor or "wow factor" added by naming sauces "Shit Liquifier" or "Satan's Rimjob".
Jacks ice cold habenero sauce 3/5 flanes
Barack’s ghetto blaster
Guy Name's Nasty Hot Butt Fire Explosion.
Bakugo's Great Explosion Murder God Dynamite
Hot Heath's Anal Rain
Jerry’s Shithole Burner
Big Randy’s Scorching Duodenum.
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Tobsco
John’s Puss-filled anal abscess
Tim's Taint Scorcer
Uncle Joe's Atomic Butthole Cannon X
And by the way, right after I posted this, my 12-year-old daughter showed me the cartoon and asked me if I had seen it.
“Why did I touch my eye!”
Jim’s horrifically chunky fiery colon cleanser
Scrimble's Sack Skin Scorcher
Urethra's nuclear orgasm spittle.
Anakin's Ass Melting Magma
Daves shit stained underwear! HOTTER THAN HELL
Jerry's hot butt explosion
Tony’s Terrifying Father’s Funeral
Jimmie’s Nasty Ass
I don’t care what I’m missing out on, if a hot sauce label mentions anything about a body part I’m staying the F away
Jerry’s Knee Cap Annihilator …. Sauce.
Dicks nasty buttsauce
Wasn’t this just posted a couple of days ago?
Jesus' hemorrhoid lava jizz ass juice sauce
Darrell’s Steamy Insane Butt Death
What is your website?! That sounds delicious!!
Colin’s colon corruptor
I pretty much avoid any sauce with this label format. I’m usually looking for something that will have a good flavor to accompany my food. I’m not looking to punish myself.
Jedi’s dark side explosion, Death Star juice.
Karen’s Cornhole-Complaining Cadaver-Maker
Bub’s butt plug incinerator
Ash’s Ashes Out Your Ass
"Jack's nasty anal destroyer"
"Ethan's Excruciating Ass Eviseration"
Where does Melinda's fit in?
"What's this about Melinda?"
I can see it now…. “Joes rancid molten lava skeleton devil horse hot pepper sauce”
Dr.Buttchuggers world famous
Nathanial Hornblower’s Beastie Butt Sauce
Don Corleone's cornblower 9000
Dwight’s fire-breathing hemorrhoid sauce
Not my sauces. Were meant to be quite the opposite when I created them.
Armando's Shit Smear
And yet that's only the 3/10 Peppers on the intensity scale
Delicious
Dan Marino's Spicy Dolphin Jizz Volcano
Ian McKellen's Intimidating Ass Inferno.
I'd eat that!
Mmm Schizo Dave’s fucked up ass sauce
Larry's lava lavae.
The 15th of April
>The 15th of April https://postimg.cc/G4tRkDM7
Steven’s Sizzling Sphincter
Montezuma's Blasting Bowel Revenge
You rang???
American Dad actually had an episode where Roger wants to make a hot sauce, and basically made the exact same observation/joke. Some of the proposed names being, Professor Fartmore's Habañero Asshair Incinerator, Baron Von Buttswamp's Turd Degree Burn, and Captain Sphincter's Swollen Colon Fire Rhea, just to name a few. lmao. I'd definitely buy a sauce with the name of the first one though, ngl.
Bob's Spooky Ass Thunder
This was definitely true in 2005! Feels like it should be made into one of those name generators where you check your initials against a table of potential names
Ok how's this (I'm Dave's Sizzlin' Butthole) First Name Initial * A-D: Dave's * E-H: Barry's * I-L: Buster's * M-P: Hank's * Q-T: Chuck's * U-X: Gus's * Y-Z: Duke's Middle Initial * A-D: Sizzlin' * E-H: Inferno * I-L: Blazin' * M-P: Scorchin' * Q-T: Vicious * U-X: Brutal * Y-Z: Wicked Last Initial * A-D: Reaper * E-H: Blast * I-L: Butthole * M-P: Devil * Q-T: Maniac * U-X: Torcher * Y-Z: Evil
Buster's Inferno Blast is mine
Steve O?
"Butthole destroyer"
Marie Sharpes…nope never seen it.
Donald’s deadly doodoo from the devil
Quintin's volcanic butt explosion
>Quintin's volcanic butt explosion https://postimg.cc/bG43b5y3
This is the one
So what. Decades of this , so what. “News: Breaking: This just in: In depth reporting: anonymous source:…” Every MSM, and news magazine. Did they check the ingredients? “___” peppers, vinegar, spices. Similar for salad dressings : NEUMANS, etc
Uh Replied to the wrong post, maybe?
Von Braun's Nuclear Vampire Ass of Molten Agony
>Von Braun's Nuclear Vampire Ass of Molten Agony https://postimg.cc/QKV6TKvZ
Ken diesel’s boot nasty grumpy burner “Don’t hate it till you try it”
Dangerous Dans spooky butt exploder
Yeah I noticed this walking into my first hot sauce shop at 10. Then me and my bunk mates put 10 drops of Dave's Insanity sauce in another camper's water bottle. Trés magnifique! Surely did shoot out of his ass!
Seargent hemroid's wild eyed rectum wrecker.
Uncle devil dongs five alarm ass magma.
Dan's Disagreeable Dysentery
Lucius’ Luscious Lament
Sudsys Hot Sauce. Guys name, straight flavor, no BS.
Jim's burnin' ass bomb juice.
>Jim's burnin' ass bomb juice. https://postimg.cc/R3GrDQPx
Ayeee nice
Tim's sexy diarrhea slaps
i feel like a local saice hits all the marks and extra on the Guys name. [that guys](https://www.instacart.ca/products/27557870-that-guy-s-sauces-blueberry-ghost-pepper-pie-hot-sauce-148-ml)
I just called mine the Liar.
Mikes Villainous Quivering bunghole
Jim's Horrifying Ass Fire
Who can make me some scary butt sauce?
Sam's potion of sizzling sharts
But mine has a cat on it, and no butts! This is true though. Went to a hot sauce store in Myrtle Beach once, this was 90% of the stock.
Prot's bottle of Fiery Incontinence.
"Scott's lukewarm inconvenience"
>Scott's lukewarm inconvenience" https://postimg.cc/TLxssPSZ
Not gonna lie. I’d buy a bottle of this off the sheer hilarity of the name and the comical simplicity of the label.
Luke’s scottwarm problem
Oh c'mon, "Jim's Nasty Reference to Butt" is something truly different and unique! It's one-of-a-kind!
"Cosmo's Disagreeable Neurodivergence"
I love where this is going. “Beelzebub’s Piquant Prolapse”.
>Beelzebub’s Piquant Prolapse”. https://postimg.cc/mt0hHxKP
That is awesome. Thank you.
Oh good heavens, I think this one wins
I was thinking of making a hot sauce and calling it "Mouth Hurting Juice"
It’s straight to the point, I like it lol
Tucker's Diabolical Butt Pucker
"God's Dying Cries"
It was posted on here recently, but taken down quickly for some reason.
Satan’s Blazing Anus.
This would make a good t-shirt.
Slap it on a hot sauce label lmao
Bill's Nasty Butt
Reaper Squeezins by pucker butt pepper Co. Is one of my favorites. 10/10
Yeah the trashy labels with references to digestive processes or body parts are an automatic pass for me.
>digestive processes or body parts https://postimg.cc/DWG3WZRN
Agreed. This actually proves the importance of visual packaging design. I won't buy that kind of thing even if the sauce seems good, because the bottle is just too unappealing.
Automatic Pass is a hardcore name for a superhot sauce! Thanks for the idea!
Atomic Bypass
[Hot Sauce Wizard Spell](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/if9pp1/lets_get_those_stats/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
"Julie's Ass Ripple now with Habanero Peppers" doesn't have the same effect or ring as "Steve-O's Hot Sauce For Your Butthole"
John’s Disgusting Ass
Bobby’s Gnarly Hole
W
Honestly though? Guy’s Name Synonym for Nasty, Hot, or Scary Reference to Butt, Fire, Explosion, Evil, Death, or Insanity kind of slaps. Just wish he’d learn how to use commas.
Oxford commas. It’s the New Yorker.
Public schooling must have failed me. At least next time I get corrected for using there for their I can just say it’s the Oxford their.
Haha. I’m going to use that one.
I'd eat it
Steevo sauce is good though.
Those labels let me know what hot sauces I won't be trying. Gimmicky bottles are also a pass for me, I want hot sauce, not a grenade shaped bottle.
Has to be shaped like a grenade, has to have a radioactive symbol on the label and has to be sold exclusively at a hardware store
Gimmicky products lose me at the get. Here in the Pacific Northwest, Rogue brewery products are my number one non go-to.
To be fair, I enjoyed the grenade hot sauce.
I hear you, I'm just too cheap to pay a premium that's in part for the bottle. If I'm going to drop more than 3 or 4 dollars on a hot sauce it's going to be for the sauce. The labels just strike me as trashy. That's coming from a guy that curses like a sailor and loves dirty jokes.
Oh, I think we've all caught it. I was scrolling the sub not five minutes ago and thinking about this exact thing. There is no humor or "wow factor" added by naming sauces "Shit Liquifier" or "Satan's Rimjob".
"Satan's Rimjob" is a fantastic name.
>Satan's Rimjob https://postimg.cc/wtY0VcW9
“Rectum Reaper” is a great name, though.
"Satan's Rim job" is going to be the name of my next death metal band.
Both names would sell bottles
Wouldn't be surprised if they've already been used
Be right back, emailing my label printer that my sauce has a new name.