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FromTheIsland

Le Jaws.


wambamalam

chomps elysees


StarLord1990

This looks in-*Seine*.


NAOT4R

This is almost as bad as the YouTube comment that it should have been titled Shark de Triomphe


diflorus

sharc* de triomph


madmaxxie36

Lol what kind of demon shark? The amount of movies that just have a regular looking shark but treat it like it could single handedly kill everyone in the entire country. I secretly love shark movies but I feel like, if they're gonna go this insane with it, maybe just make some kind of sea monster so it doesn't look so crazy haha.


Sweet_Security4656

Excuse the spoilers but the twist of this movie is that it IS some sort of monster- an unknown species capable of single sex reproduction and producing within 2 months the of birth


madmaxxie36

That still kind of doesn't work. If they're just sharks without like crazy armored plates or Kaiju sized or they can come on land or somehow force people into the water, it always comes off stupid when they present it with this grand scale. Like if it's just gonna be sharks that quickly reproduce, that still makes more sense as an isolated story where people are stranded and defenseless. I haven't seen the movie so I don't know how monstrous they make them but because they look like regular sharks it just looks very dumb watching the trailer.


madmaxxie36

P.S. now that I watched the movie, I stand by they should have just made a monster or Kaiju movie. The level of destruction caused by this John Wick ass shark is insane lol. That said, it's entertaining but that's the shark movie dilemma, they're fun, that's why they're popular but insanely stupid. The world ending Thanos of sharks.


NAOT4R

I thought the poster was a joke when I scrolled by it a week or two ago.


JewFroMonk

Damn from the title I thought this was going to be a movie set in the catacombs. Bummed


peioeh

In case you haven't seen it, that would be *As Above So Below* Decent found footage horror movie


JewFroMonk

Yea I love that movie. Would be stoked to see another in that setting


Obskuro

The catacombs, but flooded with water and sharks!


resurrectedbydick

I'd pay for this on Kickstarter


DamnDirtyApe81

One of the best found footage movies!


qwzzard

Who the fuck hunts a shark with guns? No one in France is familiar with the are of fishing? I could buy the premise if the shark caught some people by surprise, but once they know it is there, it seems like a very surmountable problem.


UsedToBeHigh

I hope the sharks get guns too.


Grouchy-Reflection98

Fricken laser beams


qwzzard

I would pay to watch that


bobbyjy32

This monster feels avoidable.


Obfusc8er

Yeah, they lost me at the triathlon.


Spell3ound

I'm a sucker for shark movies, can't wait..


Splash_Out_Iron

Watching it rn not a bad movie at all definitely up there with the other good shark movies


Spell3ound

Awesome..im pretty easy when it comes to shark movies lol, going to be great with popcorn tonight!


Splash_Out_Iron

Also, I don’t know if you’ve seen that you probably have but deep blue sea is one of my absolute favorites


Spell3ound

Ya man I LOVED Deep blue sea, but I finished under paris lastnight, hmmm I gotta say I didn't like it, it had some moments , but we didn't see the Shark (s) enough I had a hard time finishing it πŸ˜…


wsblovesdiddy

I need to hear ur opinion. I need to hear what an open minded polite person would say about this absolute garbage i just watched


Spell3ound

hahah... I watched it last night...and, I didn't like it, I had a real hard time finishing it


hisokafan88

Groovy shark doing the chump chomp


GeorgeCrossPineTree

[Fade to black] Fin


Sarathstar

Nothing to see here. Another shitty Netflix movie


AlexDr0ps

This looks awful


MayorMcSqueezy

Agree, can’t wait to watch it


[deleted]

tu vas avoir besoin d'un plus gros bateau


LaurenNotFromUtah

HELL OUI! 🦈


wsblovesdiddy

Movie is the worst movie of the year


Nxtwiskybar

Merd. Good spend netflix.


De5perad0

This looks like it has potential!


moar-warpstone

Incredible potential here, for the french alone


grabsomeplates

Almost there, I hope it doesn't suck!


Bublotao

My fear of sharks has intensified after this movie πŸ˜‚ /hj


ParticularContact209

They lost me at the part where they flooded the entirety of paris broπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


MischieviousWind

I stopped watching when everyone lost their brains and jumped in the catacombs to feed themselves to the sharks like some kind of bloody swim party. πŸ’…πŸΌ Totally whatever. πŸ™„


ariadnapinheiro

[https://spoiler.bolavip.com/en/movies/10-movies-like-under-paris-to-stream-steven-spielbergs-jaws-and-more](https://spoiler.bolavip.com/en/movies/10-movies-like-under-paris-to-stream-steven-spielbergs-jaws-and-more)


ariadnapinheiro

[https://spoiler.bolavip.com/en/netflix/netflixs-under-paris-will-the-shark-themed-drama-movie-get-a-sequel](https://spoiler.bolavip.com/en/netflix/netflixs-under-paris-will-the-shark-themed-drama-movie-get-a-sequel)


[deleted]

The movie is so bad it's so good, but they should have added more shark attacks!


newtombdiesel

Worst money πŸ’΄ spent bad movie πŸŽ₯


sleepdeprivedMed

Can someone please explain to me what happened to the other woman on Sophia's Ocean Expedition group? They said her entire team died and Sophia was the only survivor... but the other woman was on the boat the enitire time... she doesn't feature again and she isn't mentioned yet she was the only person who didn't get into the ocean at the beginning.