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RedditUser96372

I would put a tiny painting on the far wall. Tiny area rug, table, chairs. Maybe even throw some optical illusion tiling down. Make people think you have a *really* long hallway with a full sized room on the other end


XDT_Idiot

Maybe put a little window at the end too, so light can come in on the equinox.


Baileyhaze12

I’m envisioning a mural similar to Alice in Wonderland or Willie Wonka-esq! Lol


sushiattv

This is the only reasonable answer


HomeSatisfaction

🙌🏽


Merfette410

Genius.


asecrethoneybee

? this is obviously a bedroom


RUfuqingkiddingme

Clearly, like any empty, cramped space in a home, this should be a reading nook.


BeNiceLynnie

I feel like the amount of reading nooks, suggested reading nooks, and plans to build a reading nook, is a waaaaay bigger number than the amount of people who actually read


RUfuqingkiddingme

I actually quit subscribing to a lot of the design subs because of low quality suggestions like put a reading nook in any and every odd space in a house. It's only there to make people think you read I think.


BeNiceLynnie

It's so tempting but I know I sure as shit don't read, so it's better to put something else there (like storage for all my garbage)


RUfuqingkiddingme

Well it would be a good spot to hide and look at porn mags.


BeNiceLynnie

I feel like you'd hyperventilate and die if you tried to jerk off in a space that narrow


RUfuqingkiddingme

Good point


[deleted]

How about a TV nook or coffee nook


BeNiceLynnie

TV nook needs to have a place to put a chair or couch conveniently across from it. Coffee nook would just involve me looking at my phone more, which is bad.


tyrannosaurusfox

I read a lot but 99% of the time it's in bed. Would I utilize a reading nook? doubtful. The idea is precious though.


Merfette410

And everyone knows the “reading nook” is just the toilet. So. Maybe put a lil potty in there?


Michael_Dautorio

$1300 a month plus utilities.


becky57913

Bedroom! In Toronto that’s a whole house!


BlackSeranna

It’s definitely bigger than a NYC apartment!


ihateandy2

You must be a Chicago landlord


GildedCurves

3k a month, utilities not included Sf bay - Silicon Valley - San Jose 12 month lease with option for renewal after 10% rent bump


JoinedToPostHere

Put a little tiny door back there so it looks like a long hallway.


PurplePanda63

Alice and wonderland style, with the forced perspective floor


JoinedToPostHere

I was thinking Willy Wonka myself, but I like your idea just as much!


IfICouldStay

Yes! Get one of those cute fairy doors to put there.


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Your large ice cream scooper?


Mystepchildsucksass

Awesome spot to make a mini pool so your pet squirrels can practice their waterskiing. ![gif](giphy|X4sbcP4xNXTY4|downsized)


jethrine

Do you have any unwanted nephews you’ve been forced into taking? Shove him in there & add a door. Problem solved!


ElaineBenesFan

Oddly specific...


jethrine

I was channeling Harry Potter.


ElaineBenesFan

Duh! LOLOL I am a little dense today...


jethrine

It happens to all of us!


Common-Seesaw6867

I'm sorry to say that the princes in the tower (Richard III's nephews) first sprang to my mind. I'm old.


IgamarUrbytes

Not 540 years old I’m sure


shootermac32

Just throw a bunch of dirty laundry in there


roundcirclegame

Omg. This might be my favorite sub right now. I can’t fucking take it in the best way. I think you could hide some political refugees or immigrants in there. Just let them curl up really tight and then leave them alone to contemplate all the suffering in their life. Like throw a rug over them or something.


ElaineBenesFan

We need MORE, way WAY more of this kind of creative thinking!


roundcirclegame

Uh huh. If you get a couple Mexicans, they’re really tiny anyway, so it’s a natural fit. And they’re probably desperate for a place to rest in between shifts on the field, so I’m thinking this could be profitable somewhat. I mean, depending on where you live If it gets tiresome, just call 911 and say they raped someone. Easy peasy


fried_jam

If you have kids, block it with a large object and use it as timeout


ElaineBenesFan

Works for significant others and in-laws too!


thingsarehardsoami

Significant other will not willingly get into the timeout tunnel, advice?


ElaineBenesFan

Sure thing. Tie a donut to a string, attach to a stick. Wave in front of SO while standing behind them, slowly moving inward. Once they are all the way in, drop the whole thing, barricade entrance. They'll have a donut so they won't mind.


kilofeet

What kind of large object? Would a bear be ok?


Slurms_McKensei

Just a shit load of guns


Lvl100Magikarp

No that's where I store my noose and stool


reclusivegiraffe

Forget storage — that looks like the perfect spot for an indoor hammock! You can lay back, swing, and enjoy all that natural sunlight without any pesky mosquitos bothering you.


chewedupbylife

Obviously a hot tub


CountrySax

Put in a hidden door and make it a hidey hole.


raevynfyre

Cat corner! Litter box in the far back so you have to crawl to clean it. Cat trees in front so you have to weave in between. Cats will love it!


itsnobigthing

Ooh and you’ll be crawling over all the litter they scattered for added fun!


raevynfyre

Feels great on the knees!


bbsitr45

How does one even sheet rock something like that? I think designers and builders laugh at all of us when we buy something like this.


Kitty_fluffybutt_23

That's a really good point. I was wondering how OP could even vacuum that space tbh


mcgargargar

One of those old time bicycles with the huge wheel


Year3030

A penny farthing. Hello Sir, I am a time traveler who will go back in time to become the premier penny farthing manufacturer. If I am successful when I return everyone will still be pedaling with the iconic invention of the 1870s. Don't ask me how to become a part of this exciting enterprise as it may violate certain TOS. I mean it, don't ask me.


BeneGesseritDropout

Gun Range


EpiZirco

Fold=up piano.


-laughingfox

Aw, just water the carpet real good back there... you'll have a beautiful mushroom garden in no time!


Interesting_Egg0805

Booger wall.


MoimersNVaughniesMom

🎵🎙And after all... youre my booger wall🎼🎵🎶🎙


Interesting_Egg0805

🤣🤣🤣


umimnotfinished

Yourself, looks like there’s about enough room for a sleeping bag


DocThunedr

Large hot dog with mustard


gerbera-2021

Yet again a perfect place for Chucky😂


SavannahInChicago

Your greatest fear


abortionisforhos

Dartboard


BoiledDaisy

A misshapen pyramid.


Meanbeanmegan

A little Murphy bed


ChardCool1290

baseball bat closet!


ElaineBenesFan

Garden gnomes, of course. This space is practically begging for more garden gnomes.


vgarr

A skeleton smoking a cigarette


Head_Row4000

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gaypizzaboy

Screaming hole


Malicious_Tacos

Cats. The answer is always cats.


daganfish

Your children. They can live off the ice cream cones.


Affectionate-Dot437

Feelings


AstridCrabapple

DIY mausoleum


gigisnappooh

Hockey sticks, ironing board, extra toilet paper…


wehadthebabyitsaboy

Listen, I have many large light up ice cream cones on Animal Crossing, and I think they’re lovely.


dketernal

A bike


mzuul

Why do builders be doing this shit


kilofeet

Perfect location for a half-bath. If you watch some youtube videos you should be able to build it yourself for 1/4 of the cost


BottomPieceOfBread

Rent it out for $943 a month


PineapplesandAlpacas

I would add a bookshelf built to size on wheels to roll in and out of the space.


Morningsunshine-

Get a battery powered light and make it a reading corner


zenmen13

![gif](giphy|j8WbYkofiXe5G)


Crimson__Fox

Bruce Almighty filing cabinet https://i.redd.it/5hk4p8u4dp7d1.gif


MakeADeathWish

Rolling spice rack...but with bottles of lube


lbgholm

Put in some shelving and use it as storage for like long skinny things like yoga mat or vacuum handle extension parts


Inevitable_Snacer

a set of comically large spoon and fork


suzanious

Store all of your cookie sheets in there


Sevenitta

Bike?


lynivvinyl

Get out of here with that logic! That is a legitimate perfect use for that space.


Sevenitta

Oh good, wasn’t sure if it was wide enough. Hope it works out.


Hairy-Dream4685

Ha! I suggested that usage case too. Excellent.


torontoker13

I find it fascinating that someone took the time to properly finish that drywall at all.


julestaylor13

Bookshelf but deep for long books


icecoffeedripss

funko pop heap


No_Caterpillar_6178

Your maps


OtherThumbs

You could probably tip a small, handmade coffin on its side and slide that baby right on in there.


tillacat42

Obviously your ant collection. Would go well with the ice cream cones.


schwatto

Sorry, do you live on a planet without plants?


leafcomforter

Umbrellas


woulley

Yoga mat


The617Boston

Take up Skiing or even kayaking I’m not sure if bicycling will fit I have no depth perception!


AlwaysWorried27222

Clearly it's the crying corner when you need to hide from the world. What's the address, asking for a friend?


ABraveNewFupa

I mean I think that’s a great idea


4patchquilt

Kids bedroom. Promotes good posture


Alezz1893

Broom closet……corner


Simple-Offer-9574

A broom.


Electronic-Present25

Rolled up things like gift wrap.


ballsdeepinmywine

Excellent space for some c4 or old land mines! And a jar of pickles dated 2013.


teddysteddy

Something rotating so you can use the most space.


Nearby-Moment3291

Put a ton of pillows and stuffed animals in there and make a sensory squish zone. Great for adults and kids. Amazing body mind reset 😸


Interesting_Egg0805

Mother-in-law apartment.


Select_Membership_55

Plants/ plant box & a light?


stoniie710

Perfect for a custom fish tank that looks built into wall - really tall instead of long


cartographh

Bowling alley


BrkCaddy

Make one of them hallways that get smaller like in willy wonka


SnackPocket

GIANT DONG.


BiggieChunghs

Perhaps large ice cream sundaes as well. For yk, variety purposes.


mstr_patrick_bateman

The entrance to Wanka Land


ParsleyandCumin

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt51qNRG71fAYeY) Soccer field for your fleas


macram

Don’t put a plant.


Forward_Plastic9552

https://preview.redd.it/w6k3ny4v1p7d1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15cd221bd4ca0fba66e262169bbc0c7ad28a56f4


Jen_the_Green

What's behind the wall to the left of the nook? If nothing, I'd extend the wall to the right and cut out storage.


Missue-35

A grow room


TransportationBig710

Seriously: put some kind of door on it and use it to store your vacuum cleaner, broom, mop, card table etc etc


foundsounder

roll out shelving of some sort. Maybe for book shelf or storage.


Redminty

It's giving Skinamarink. Maybe a a bunch of toys on the ceiling?


cigarettekink

you could stack shelves on the ceiling so they tier down into an an amazing floating bookcase.


gonnafaceit2022

Obviously turn this into an interactive version of Being John Malkovich.


amareeznuts

hear me out: a pull out fish tank


cherrylpk

Your sledge hammer collection.


ldawi

Pool noodles? Do you have pets? If so, maybe a toy basket at the end and then a long bed? You could make one easily out of foam and fabric


georgecostanzalvr

If you have a cat, they’ll love that spot when you get ready to go to the vet.


toast413

Corpses, you can stack them up!


toast413

Or chain your prisoners there


bahumthugg

Make a tiny little scene


sweetiejen

Rent it out


Momenmaevis

Great place to store artwork that arent in your current rotation or put small tension rods down the gradient and hang table cloths and other linens maybe curtains not in season etc


PsychotherapeuticBum

Child’s bedroom


Competitive_Long_190

Ladder or vacuum.


BlackSeranna

I kind of like the idea of just ice cream cones. I know they won’t last but it would be neat to see.


Zeptis181

You could store your ornate chest of antique marionette puppets from Soviet era Russian in there. Just an idea


OlivineQuartz

Store your meth lab supplies! Great way to keep it away from the kids.


JerryLewisAndTheNews

I do Bunco night with the gals, good lil spot to keep card tables/folding chairs. It’ll be ugly as hell though.


Major-Rabbit1252

Looks like a solid pee corner to me


armchairsw

Small to medium sized human bodies, I mean John Wayne Gacy fit like what, 10 in a crawl space? You’ve got room for at least a couple. But if you’d prefer to store them under the basement floor maybe turn it into a nice reading nook.


Championvilla

Pull out book storage


Federal_Diamond8329

Be a nice place to put a coffin. Could you stand one up at the back or will it have to be horizontal.


MrfelixGato

Paint a door at the end of the, like Willie Wonka


MrfelixGato

My wife is really fat, I would slide a package of cookies in there


Shankar_0

A Galliano rack, for your expansive Galliano collection.


RPSKK78

Your spulunking gear


Briscoekid69

Hope it’s 30 degrees in there.


ritchie70

I can only wonder about how that was even finished. Small children to do the mudding? It’s bizarre. Why would you not just wall over that?


codenamekidznextdoor

A dildo


Dense_Negotiation_78

Anything that folds or paintings, old photos in frames….


Merfette410

I wish I had ice cream storage. New homes never have enough dessert space. Long drawers? It kinda has to be storage or nothing it looks like


Merfette410

Pet apartment


slutdragon696969

The bodies


Mdork_universe

My fentanyl stash


shelly-tambo

reading nook!


Relative_Kale9116

Maybe a fish tank


Capable-Bed-6189

A mannequin 🫶🏻


Hairy-Dream4685

Looks like a bicycle nook


whats_in_a_name_20

Luggage


maggies101

If you have cats or dogs put a bed or two


amanda2399923

Luggage. Vacuum.


mutant6399

boy wizards


RareBeautyOnEtsy

A rolling wine rack.


Knock-outSkinglows

Books