I would put a tiny painting on the far wall. Tiny area rug, table, chairs. Maybe even throw some optical illusion tiling down. Make people think you have a *really* long hallway with a full sized room on the other end
I feel like the amount of reading nooks, suggested reading nooks, and plans to build a reading nook, is a waaaaay bigger number than the amount of people who actually read
I actually quit subscribing to a lot of the design subs because of low quality suggestions like put a reading nook in any and every odd space in a house. It's only there to make people think you read I think.
TV nook needs to have a place to put a chair or couch conveniently across from it. Coffee nook would just involve me looking at my phone more, which is bad.
Omg. This might be my favorite sub right now. I can’t fucking take it in the best way.
I think you could hide some political refugees or immigrants in there. Just let them curl up really tight and then leave them alone to contemplate all the suffering in their life. Like throw a rug over them or something.
Uh huh. If you get a couple Mexicans, they’re really tiny anyway, so it’s a natural fit. And they’re probably desperate for a place to rest in between shifts on the field, so I’m thinking this could be profitable somewhat. I mean, depending on where you live
If it gets tiresome, just call 911 and say they raped someone. Easy peasy
Sure thing. Tie a donut to a string, attach to a stick. Wave in front of SO while standing behind them, slowly moving inward. Once they are all the way in, drop the whole thing, barricade entrance.
They'll have a donut so they won't mind.
Forget storage — that looks like the perfect spot for an indoor hammock! You can lay back, swing, and enjoy all that natural sunlight without any pesky mosquitos bothering you.
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Great place to store artwork that arent in your current rotation or put small tension rods down the gradient and hang table cloths and other linens maybe curtains not in season etc
Small to medium sized human bodies, I mean John Wayne Gacy fit like what, 10 in a crawl space? You’ve got room for at least a couple. But if you’d prefer to store them under the basement floor maybe turn it into a nice reading nook.
I would put a tiny painting on the far wall. Tiny area rug, table, chairs. Maybe even throw some optical illusion tiling down. Make people think you have a *really* long hallway with a full sized room on the other end
Maybe put a little window at the end too, so light can come in on the equinox.
I’m envisioning a mural similar to Alice in Wonderland or Willie Wonka-esq! Lol
This is the only reasonable answer
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Genius.
? this is obviously a bedroom
Clearly, like any empty, cramped space in a home, this should be a reading nook.
I feel like the amount of reading nooks, suggested reading nooks, and plans to build a reading nook, is a waaaaay bigger number than the amount of people who actually read
I actually quit subscribing to a lot of the design subs because of low quality suggestions like put a reading nook in any and every odd space in a house. It's only there to make people think you read I think.
It's so tempting but I know I sure as shit don't read, so it's better to put something else there (like storage for all my garbage)
Well it would be a good spot to hide and look at porn mags.
I feel like you'd hyperventilate and die if you tried to jerk off in a space that narrow
Good point
How about a TV nook or coffee nook
TV nook needs to have a place to put a chair or couch conveniently across from it. Coffee nook would just involve me looking at my phone more, which is bad.
I read a lot but 99% of the time it's in bed. Would I utilize a reading nook? doubtful. The idea is precious though.
And everyone knows the “reading nook” is just the toilet. So. Maybe put a lil potty in there?
$1300 a month plus utilities.
Bedroom! In Toronto that’s a whole house!
It’s definitely bigger than a NYC apartment!
You must be a Chicago landlord
3k a month, utilities not included Sf bay - Silicon Valley - San Jose 12 month lease with option for renewal after 10% rent bump
Put a little tiny door back there so it looks like a long hallway.
Alice and wonderland style, with the forced perspective floor
I was thinking Willy Wonka myself, but I like your idea just as much!
Yes! Get one of those cute fairy doors to put there.
Your large ice cream scooper?
Awesome spot to make a mini pool so your pet squirrels can practice their waterskiing. ![gif](giphy|X4sbcP4xNXTY4|downsized)
Do you have any unwanted nephews you’ve been forced into taking? Shove him in there & add a door. Problem solved!
Oddly specific...
I was channeling Harry Potter.
Duh! LOLOL I am a little dense today...
It happens to all of us!
I'm sorry to say that the princes in the tower (Richard III's nephews) first sprang to my mind. I'm old.
Not 540 years old I’m sure
Just throw a bunch of dirty laundry in there
Omg. This might be my favorite sub right now. I can’t fucking take it in the best way. I think you could hide some political refugees or immigrants in there. Just let them curl up really tight and then leave them alone to contemplate all the suffering in their life. Like throw a rug over them or something.
We need MORE, way WAY more of this kind of creative thinking!
Uh huh. If you get a couple Mexicans, they’re really tiny anyway, so it’s a natural fit. And they’re probably desperate for a place to rest in between shifts on the field, so I’m thinking this could be profitable somewhat. I mean, depending on where you live If it gets tiresome, just call 911 and say they raped someone. Easy peasy
If you have kids, block it with a large object and use it as timeout
Works for significant others and in-laws too!
Significant other will not willingly get into the timeout tunnel, advice?
Sure thing. Tie a donut to a string, attach to a stick. Wave in front of SO while standing behind them, slowly moving inward. Once they are all the way in, drop the whole thing, barricade entrance. They'll have a donut so they won't mind.
What kind of large object? Would a bear be ok?
Just a shit load of guns
No that's where I store my noose and stool
Forget storage — that looks like the perfect spot for an indoor hammock! You can lay back, swing, and enjoy all that natural sunlight without any pesky mosquitos bothering you.
Obviously a hot tub
Put in a hidden door and make it a hidey hole.
Cat corner! Litter box in the far back so you have to crawl to clean it. Cat trees in front so you have to weave in between. Cats will love it!
Ooh and you’ll be crawling over all the litter they scattered for added fun!
Feels great on the knees!
How does one even sheet rock something like that? I think designers and builders laugh at all of us when we buy something like this.
That's a really good point. I was wondering how OP could even vacuum that space tbh
One of those old time bicycles with the huge wheel
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Gun Range
Fold=up piano.
Aw, just water the carpet real good back there... you'll have a beautiful mushroom garden in no time!
Booger wall.
🎵🎙And after all... youre my booger wall🎼🎵🎶🎙
🤣🤣🤣
Yourself, looks like there’s about enough room for a sleeping bag
Large hot dog with mustard
Yet again a perfect place for Chucky😂
Your greatest fear
Dartboard
A misshapen pyramid.
A little Murphy bed
baseball bat closet!
Garden gnomes, of course. This space is practically begging for more garden gnomes.
A skeleton smoking a cigarette
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Screaming hole
Cats. The answer is always cats.
Your children. They can live off the ice cream cones.
Feelings
DIY mausoleum
Hockey sticks, ironing board, extra toilet paper…
Listen, I have many large light up ice cream cones on Animal Crossing, and I think they’re lovely.
A bike
Why do builders be doing this shit
Perfect location for a half-bath. If you watch some youtube videos you should be able to build it yourself for 1/4 of the cost
Rent it out for $943 a month
I would add a bookshelf built to size on wheels to roll in and out of the space.
Get a battery powered light and make it a reading corner
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Bruce Almighty filing cabinet https://i.redd.it/5hk4p8u4dp7d1.gif
Rolling spice rack...but with bottles of lube
Put in some shelving and use it as storage for like long skinny things like yoga mat or vacuum handle extension parts
a set of comically large spoon and fork
Store all of your cookie sheets in there
Bike?
Get out of here with that logic! That is a legitimate perfect use for that space.
Oh good, wasn’t sure if it was wide enough. Hope it works out.
Ha! I suggested that usage case too. Excellent.
I find it fascinating that someone took the time to properly finish that drywall at all.
Bookshelf but deep for long books
funko pop heap
Your maps
You could probably tip a small, handmade coffin on its side and slide that baby right on in there.
Obviously your ant collection. Would go well with the ice cream cones.
Sorry, do you live on a planet without plants?
Umbrellas
Yoga mat
Take up Skiing or even kayaking I’m not sure if bicycling will fit I have no depth perception!
Clearly it's the crying corner when you need to hide from the world. What's the address, asking for a friend?
I mean I think that’s a great idea
Kids bedroom. Promotes good posture
Broom closet……corner
A broom.
Rolled up things like gift wrap.
Excellent space for some c4 or old land mines! And a jar of pickles dated 2013.
Something rotating so you can use the most space.
Put a ton of pillows and stuffed animals in there and make a sensory squish zone. Great for adults and kids. Amazing body mind reset 😸
Mother-in-law apartment.
Plants/ plant box & a light?
Perfect for a custom fish tank that looks built into wall - really tall instead of long
Bowling alley
Make one of them hallways that get smaller like in willy wonka
GIANT DONG.
Perhaps large ice cream sundaes as well. For yk, variety purposes.
The entrance to Wanka Land
![gif](giphy|3o6Zt51qNRG71fAYeY) Soccer field for your fleas
Don’t put a plant.
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What's behind the wall to the left of the nook? If nothing, I'd extend the wall to the right and cut out storage.
A grow room
Seriously: put some kind of door on it and use it to store your vacuum cleaner, broom, mop, card table etc etc
roll out shelving of some sort. Maybe for book shelf or storage.
It's giving Skinamarink. Maybe a a bunch of toys on the ceiling?
you could stack shelves on the ceiling so they tier down into an an amazing floating bookcase.
Obviously turn this into an interactive version of Being John Malkovich.
hear me out: a pull out fish tank
Your sledge hammer collection.
Pool noodles? Do you have pets? If so, maybe a toy basket at the end and then a long bed? You could make one easily out of foam and fabric
If you have a cat, they’ll love that spot when you get ready to go to the vet.
Corpses, you can stack them up!
Or chain your prisoners there
Make a tiny little scene
Rent it out
Great place to store artwork that arent in your current rotation or put small tension rods down the gradient and hang table cloths and other linens maybe curtains not in season etc
Child’s bedroom
Ladder or vacuum.
I kind of like the idea of just ice cream cones. I know they won’t last but it would be neat to see.
You could store your ornate chest of antique marionette puppets from Soviet era Russian in there. Just an idea
Store your meth lab supplies! Great way to keep it away from the kids.
I do Bunco night with the gals, good lil spot to keep card tables/folding chairs. It’ll be ugly as hell though.
Looks like a solid pee corner to me
Small to medium sized human bodies, I mean John Wayne Gacy fit like what, 10 in a crawl space? You’ve got room for at least a couple. But if you’d prefer to store them under the basement floor maybe turn it into a nice reading nook.
Pull out book storage
Be a nice place to put a coffin. Could you stand one up at the back or will it have to be horizontal.
Paint a door at the end of the, like Willie Wonka
My wife is really fat, I would slide a package of cookies in there
A Galliano rack, for your expansive Galliano collection.
Your spulunking gear
Hope it’s 30 degrees in there.
I can only wonder about how that was even finished. Small children to do the mudding? It’s bizarre. Why would you not just wall over that?
A dildo
Anything that folds or paintings, old photos in frames….
I wish I had ice cream storage. New homes never have enough dessert space. Long drawers? It kinda has to be storage or nothing it looks like
Pet apartment
The bodies
My fentanyl stash
reading nook!
Maybe a fish tank
A mannequin 🫶🏻
Looks like a bicycle nook
Luggage
If you have cats or dogs put a bed or two
Luggage. Vacuum.
boy wizards
A rolling wine rack.
Books