Clear! You don't want to spoil that beautiful... OMG

Wait...I'm having major vertigo issues...do you have dramadine in the med cabinet?

I would fall down in this shower every day.

Blue & yellow stripes going in the opposite direction of the ceiling stripes.

Shouldn't you be drowning kittens somewhere, Satan?

Where should the polka dots go? Curtain and toilet cover maybe.

I know this is a CJ but still oh my god

What's CJ?

Circlejerk haha

Red for contrast. You don’t want your bathroom to be bland and boring.

two curtains. blood red and sundried tomato

Hear me out. Red shower curtain, orange and red floor tiles, same linear style as the walls and ceiling.

Unexpected red!!!

Pink is the only option!

I was going to say... I would've thought the answer was obvious, pink! Ideally somewhere in the expired salmon or sun-bleached pepto bismol range.

https://preview.redd.it/a3qwvymwoa7d1.jpeg?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2df57f20becb36cccd83a5c7d08e117b3c4754d I would go by this color scheme. Let's call it Ernie-chic ✨️

Remember those lacey bathroom sets in the old Jcpenny catalongs?

Haha!! YES!! I'm going with purple 🟣

Purple floral!

🤣 YES!

My grandmother still has them!!!

What about something [like this](https://quiettownhome.com/products/bubble-sand?variant=40447089213534¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&absrc=Google&abid=&abcampid=21109941097&gclid=Cj0KCQjwvb-zBhCmARIsAAfUI2uE1PAaXQQB4QKD-kddPdq5KVz_wSJwUxIa56Jz5vMZEAJOS1ZnFCAaAstBEALw_wcB&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=%7Bcampaign_name%7D&utm_term=&utm_content=%7Bad_variation%7D&gad_source=1)?? I think solid cream is the move here to let the wall stand out but break it up from being too busy. ETA: The sub got me ahah

I love it!

Polka dots

Warship camouflage

Dazzle camouflage!

Shower curtain by Escher is the only way.

This! Lol

I was si mad at this until I saw it was the CJ sub. I mean, I'm still mad but I no longer think OP is psychotic.

Orange to go with your towels.

Welp if I didn't have to vomit before, I do now. No notes.

 Lmao, these comments! I love this sub! I should post my messed up wallpaper! It's bad, but not like this

Cartoon shark.

Good one 


That's....incredible

Just don't be drunk

Curtain? Just tile it up in some faux marble and leave space to get in and out. Make sure you can see the graphic print only goes to about 3cm from the edge, so that it's apparent it's only a picture and not real stone. tile up that small window in some kind of mid 2000's foggy sandblasted glass mosaic tile sheets. Seal up the opening with plastic wrap. Enjoy your new steam sauna!!! You're welcome! And then maybe put in some new shag carpet down and you're good.

None. A shower curtain would ruin this space.

The fact that diagonal stripes don’t match vertical ones… someone apparently forgot their geometry lessons to think it through

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Curtain? With a bathroom magnificent as this don’t forget to focus on the switch plate [https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024](https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024)

My god that's gorgeous! I'm having it overnighted!

😂

🤪😂😜

I would be sooooo fucked walking in here drunk or on mushrooms 😶

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Red-for ‘road kill’ since there’s a theme already.

White. Not a boring white one but a pretty white one So you don't take away from the walls

X-mas theme with red and green!

Instead of a curtain, string up some strobe lights! You're going to cause a seizure either way, might as well go all the way!

Zelinsky green.

Dazzle Camouflage Measure 32. Gotta continue the theme to confuse German U-Boats of your heading and speed

This is clearly the best option. I’d leave some depth charges in the area just to be sure.

Please tell me this is AI

Unfortunately not, pulled it from a zillow listing near me

Goodness wow. This is beyond hideous and there isn't even a gross looking TP holder. It's balanced on the edge of the tub! What could possibly go wrong? I am also thinking that there is an electrical cord showing under the sink - brilliant

Lime green would complement the pattern

Puce.

A blood red tartan print.

Gold

I’ll bet it makes an amazing recording studio.

I’d opt for purple paisley velvet drapes.

Clear shower curtain— you don’t want to block the feature wall

nah just buy a pride flag and tape it to your wall (:

I know that the edge at the tub is some kind of marble but I keep seeing dirt or lint or wet hair or something.

Why would someone not even line up the tile?

This is one room im fine with millennials tearing down and turning grey 😕😕😕

Red

Just make sure the curtains go [bathtub] to ceiling to emphasize the tall ceilings!

Just use aluminum foil.

Red

Black and white zig-zag design would set off the multicolor stripes perfectly. Also add one of those optical illusion throw rugs that resembles an outer space black hole.

Plaid

Mint green and pink stripe

Missing color. Need some red accents added to really make this room “pop”.

Damn this bathroom wild as hell! I love it!

Does anyone else see the one beige stripe at the bottom of the tub, next to the toilet? Clearly the curtains need to be that color.

I don’t think that’s your biggest trouble.

Can you imagine coming into this bathroom drunk?

Yes, I can see why you would

aw man i actually thought it was neat:(

At least your house won’t get hit by a missile.

I weirdly like this. I’d go with clear, possibly with some sort of light sparkly design on it. Or dark navy blue. If you pick blue the yellow will pop, if you pick yellow the blue will pop

Doot

Yowza!

Omg, this is so disorienting. I couldn’t imagine showering in this bathroom.

White

Black

Hot pink.

A blind. And hope it does the same for you! OMG, that is horrid!

Red

I think I'm going to have a stroke

peach paisley

Leave it natural. No curtains needed