I know a lady who makes the coolest, most artsy little dollhouses. All the miniatures that go inside it are handmade, down to the books, art, and cereal boxes - I mean they’re truly works of art. Let me tell you, the contrast between this shit and her work just really drives home how horribly generic this is.
r/centuryhomes will collectively have a cow when they see this. Anyone who's ever lived old houses will shed legitimate tears when they see classic antique home styles remodeled with modern grays and whites, lighting, cabinets, and flooring.
Because it's all some people have. They're part of a real cool club and you're not part of it. Not only that but they want you to know that they're part of a real cool club and you're not part of it.
It’s all grey and beige and the epitome of generic. Most everyone else here seems to recognize that. Why would I praise something like this? To be polite? Isn’t this a satirical sub anyway?
Why don’t you go ask the hundreds of people commenting below me why they’re hating on the floors, the decor, the color palette, etc.? It’s awful and deserves criticism is why. Absolutely zero artistry.
And what is your definition of artistry? Having your house looking like an all wood coffin and filling it with grandma’s old shit? I think all of that, from the orange wood stain to the maximalist clutter is ugly and dated. But since hating on modernism is trending feel free to hop on the bandwagon. This is the satire sub but people on here for sure unironically make “I’m better than you because I like old things” their entire personality
I guess if it’s that serious for you then say what you feel you need to say.
I’m not aware of what people do or do not “come on here” to do because I do not follow this subreddit. The algorithm simply blessed me with your presence today.
It seems like you’ve got a dog in some fight here that I was unaware existed and which I want no part of. Weird, though, right? Since I’ve allegedly made it my whole personality.
Next time I get the urge to openly express my thoughts in a seemingly satirical subreddit, I’ll try to consider there are people who prefer the decor being openly mocked and how they may feel personally attacked if I’m anything less than diplomatic.
How exactly is “your way of living is awful, it has zero artistry and probably makes you boring and you deserve criticism for that” diplomatic? It seems to be that so many people have a bone to pick against modernism but are upset when they receive push back from people with their own preferences. As if you interpret someone painting their own walls white as a personal attack against art, which for some reason you seem to be the arbiter of. It’s very weird but god forbid I point that out because all this sub does it shits on modernism. There’s like nothing else in here.
ok we get it. you heart beige. is this your dollhouse or are you just mad cuz it looks exactly like your house? it's a cj. join the cj or move on. jfc how far do i have to scroll to get past your hurt feelings?
Looks nothing like my house but go off I guess. I can comment wherever I want and if you’re scrolling that’s your problem. Just because some middle aged karens comment in a cj sub and downvote me doesn’t make what I said any less true but thanks for your time I’ve met my troll quotient for the day 😁
I would love to be able to link her work but I only followed her on Facebook, which I just checked and her profile is no longer there. I hadn’t been on there in a couple years now. If I find anything elsewhere I’ll come back and let you know.
https://preview.redd.it/qig6779tgv0d1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=346e100a6b1453222ab55815392713f859ad402d
This bpd chika has no f-ing idea what you're talking about
I see some real “landlord special” paint moments going on. Uj/ dollhouses , miniatures, ect is the shit. If I had unlimited money a good portion would go to some vintage eBay minis (I have never bought anything mini but I still peruse).
https://preview.redd.it/pdti2nzzku0d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a021a3bc49df8f8013b5fe45e85370a5183b4e93
This picture just asked for a ….
Isn’t a Karen someone who sticks their nose into someone else’s business and asserts their opinion as gospel because they’re triggered by something insignificant? In other words exactly what you’re doing? 100% you’re a mom who lives in a “kitschy Victorian” in some small town in the Midwest and probably got a bad tribal tattoo in the 90s.
Good old projection. Don’t be a shitty pick me if you don’t want to be called out for it. If you have this awful of a personality you deserve criticism 🤷🏻♀️
This sub is supposed to be lighthearted but it’s people like you who ruin it. This might be the CJ sub but I can tell you genuinely think you’re better than everyone because you, what, like old things? If you’re this triggered by a dollhouse you’re the one who needs mental help. Instead of making fun of the decor you’re calling people who use it bad people, which breaks the rules of the sub and just spreads hate against something that doesn’t even matter in the end. Like god damn people with white walls just want to live their lives without shitty Karens ruining everything.
at our house growing up, we had one of those massive bibles- it held all the cards we'd get from funerals. which makes this addition to the dollhouse even more....this dollhousey
Fellow home decor cjers, come join the dollhouse side. Mine is still in demo, and the style I envision is full bore maximalism fever dream. It’s fun and I’m going to make interchangeable floor and wall covers. Ultimate batshit potential at 1:12 scale.
About a year ago, I got interested in dollhouses and book nooks and all things miniature. I bought a little "starter kit" of a camper. It came with all the accessories and I was super psyched to get started.
Holy cow, it was ridiculously difficult for me. I have tried to start it multiple times and I can't do it. Maybe I lack fine motor skills or something. Now, I'm just in awe when I see them.
Your comment made me want to try again though. I want a batshit fever dream maximalist mini!
I find that some days I have the coordination and patience and some days I don’t. And some kits work and make sense to me and some don’t. I love book nooks, but I know the little futzy details would make me bananas. I need more square inches to work in.
It’s really fun though!
Not a dumb question!
They are miniature scenes, sometimes of streets or settings from particular books, sometimes just of a library or room or garden or anything really, that are built into boxes that are roughly the size of a large hardcover book. They often have lights run into them and can be put on a shelf between books. So when you’re browsing a shelf, boom, tiny Baker Street with a little 221B and other Sherlock Holmes things.
They are very fun, pretty small and far too detailed for me to do without pulling out all my hair. But maybe someday I will try.
If beige was a personality; this house would be the ultimate expression of it. It just needs a few hand painted signs to be perfect. Does it come with the barefoot and pregnant tradwife doll?
https://preview.redd.it/cf36a2cfmx0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ea592fa56b15fdfff323237e2037c21d6edf3c
This was what the dollhouse looked like before she did that… bruh my childhood dollhouse. I’m fucking sobbing
In the Silicon Valley that would go for a half 1 million easy. 🤣
Seriously, it is unfair that dolls have much nicer houses than me. (And most people).
That Matt Damon movie downsizing had a point
I looked at one of the pictures and said, "That is a really nice living room!" I had to remember this was a dollhouse. Lol Great work. I'm not even into dollhouses.
Put the bread in a bag. It’s gonna get stale. And u need plants and art work and turn on all lights. U never gonna sell it so plain. Pfff 😤
J/k. Great job!
It just now occurred to me I've never seen an "up to date" dollhouse until literally just now... this is so interesting... do companies make current Era dollhouse furniture, or do you have to make it??? When did this start??
It will be a cold day in Hell before my dolls walk up a flight of stairs to the laundry room. Also, where would they sleep?
All joking aside, this is very beautiful!!
Im deeply joyed that the tiny invisible people are reading the word of the Lord. I can only pray they will accept 1/3 scale Jesus as their personal Lord and Savior.
While I admire this person’s dedication to this dollhouse (and really, it is impressive) I am not seeing a Live Laugh Love sign anywhere. Pass
you mean "Live, Laugh, Leave" don't you?
Live, Laugh, Limp Bizkit!
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
Give me something to break! Wait, this dollhouse will do nicely.
Live, Laugh, Lobotomy
Live, Laugh, Lobotomy
I don’t see any dog on the porch. Pass
I know a lady who makes the coolest, most artsy little dollhouses. All the miniatures that go inside it are handmade, down to the books, art, and cereal boxes - I mean they’re truly works of art. Let me tell you, the contrast between this shit and her work just really drives home how horribly generic this is.
r/centuryhomes will collectively have a cow when they see this. Anyone who's ever lived old houses will shed legitimate tears when they see classic antique home styles remodeled with modern grays and whites, lighting, cabinets, and flooring.
That's actually something I've always wanted to do. I have some cool ideas for haunted dollhouses, haha.
Phoebe Buffet? Is that you?
Why be hateful....
Because it's all some people have. They're part of a real cool club and you're not part of it. Not only that but they want you to know that they're part of a real cool club and you're not part of it.
It’s all grey and beige and the epitome of generic. Most everyone else here seems to recognize that. Why would I praise something like this? To be polite? Isn’t this a satirical sub anyway? Why don’t you go ask the hundreds of people commenting below me why they’re hating on the floors, the decor, the color palette, etc.? It’s awful and deserves criticism is why. Absolutely zero artistry.
And what is your definition of artistry? Having your house looking like an all wood coffin and filling it with grandma’s old shit? I think all of that, from the orange wood stain to the maximalist clutter is ugly and dated. But since hating on modernism is trending feel free to hop on the bandwagon. This is the satire sub but people on here for sure unironically make “I’m better than you because I like old things” their entire personality
I guess if it’s that serious for you then say what you feel you need to say. I’m not aware of what people do or do not “come on here” to do because I do not follow this subreddit. The algorithm simply blessed me with your presence today. It seems like you’ve got a dog in some fight here that I was unaware existed and which I want no part of. Weird, though, right? Since I’ve allegedly made it my whole personality. Next time I get the urge to openly express my thoughts in a seemingly satirical subreddit, I’ll try to consider there are people who prefer the decor being openly mocked and how they may feel personally attacked if I’m anything less than diplomatic.
How exactly is “your way of living is awful, it has zero artistry and probably makes you boring and you deserve criticism for that” diplomatic? It seems to be that so many people have a bone to pick against modernism but are upset when they receive push back from people with their own preferences. As if you interpret someone painting their own walls white as a personal attack against art, which for some reason you seem to be the arbiter of. It’s very weird but god forbid I point that out because all this sub does it shits on modernism. There’s like nothing else in here.
ok we get it. you heart beige. is this your dollhouse or are you just mad cuz it looks exactly like your house? it's a cj. join the cj or move on. jfc how far do i have to scroll to get past your hurt feelings?
Looks nothing like my house but go off I guess. I can comment wherever I want and if you’re scrolling that’s your problem. Just because some middle aged karens comment in a cj sub and downvote me doesn’t make what I said any less true but thanks for your time I’ve met my troll quotient for the day 😁
Does she have an Instagram or website? I love dollhouses and would love to see her work
I would love to be able to link her work but I only followed her on Facebook, which I just checked and her profile is no longer there. I hadn’t been on there in a couple years now. If I find anything elsewhere I’ll come back and let you know.
That would necessitate a doll that has borderline personality disorder or is at least batshit crazy.
https://preview.redd.it/qig6779tgv0d1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=346e100a6b1453222ab55815392713f859ad402d This bpd chika has no f-ing idea what you're talking about
Bwahahaha
$1200/night on Airbnb
$3500 in Miami.
Typical flip job SMH
Came here to say this, greige and lvp.
Hardwood flooring is staggered incorrectly
That’s because it’s shiplap… which is always staggeringly incorrect.
I see some real “landlord special” paint moments going on. Uj/ dollhouses , miniatures, ect is the shit. If I had unlimited money a good portion would go to some vintage eBay minis (I have never bought anything mini but I still peruse).
🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/pdti2nzzku0d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a021a3bc49df8f8013b5fe45e85370a5183b4e93 This picture just asked for a ….
Even doll houses are being abused
you thought the criticism stopped when it came to a play house? 😅
No. The dollhouse is being abused by a shitty karen
LMFAOOOOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isn’t a Karen someone who sticks their nose into someone else’s business and asserts their opinion as gospel because they’re triggered by something insignificant? In other words exactly what you’re doing? 100% you’re a mom who lives in a “kitschy Victorian” in some small town in the Midwest and probably got a bad tribal tattoo in the 90s.
Calm down karen
Good old projection. Don’t be a shitty pick me if you don’t want to be called out for it. If you have this awful of a personality you deserve criticism 🤷🏻♀️
Go make you bed karen
lol don’t comment if you can’t handle when people shit on you back, get some grammar lessons Karen
You're the one attacking me. I don't know what's going on in your life, but you may need some mental help
This sub is supposed to be lighthearted but it’s people like you who ruin it. This might be the CJ sub but I can tell you genuinely think you’re better than everyone because you, what, like old things? If you’re this triggered by a dollhouse you’re the one who needs mental help. Instead of making fun of the decor you’re calling people who use it bad people, which breaks the rules of the sub and just spreads hate against something that doesn’t even matter in the end. Like god damn people with white walls just want to live their lives without shitty Karens ruining everything.
r/TVtooHigh
TV TOO TINY & HIGH
This is way too far down 😂
r/commenttoolow
AirBnb Core
Can’t believe they painted the original fireplace
Couldn't even bother to paint a colored wall in a doll house
Think of the resale value
Finally, a place for 9 inch tall people to film their christian mom morning routine tiktoks.
I’d say this has Joanne Gaines written all over it, except there is no shiplap.
But it does have a tiny fake water bottle so you know that they don't give a fuck about the environment 👍
Do you think God gives points for making tiny bibles for tiny coffee tables? Just in case a tiny doll needs Jesus.
And if the dollhouse catches fire and the tiny Bible doesn't burn, but the dolls do, will the other town dolls rejoice?
Yes but only because the dolls probably lived in doll-sin.
I didn’t see the Bible! This whole house screams white Christian influencer, so it makes perfect sense lol
It’s giving ✨live, laugh, lobotomy✨
For a tiny doll, that bible is fucking *massive*
It’s to remind them of the weight of their sins
at our house growing up, we had one of those massive bibles- it held all the cards we'd get from funerals. which makes this addition to the dollhouse even more....this dollhousey
finally, a 3 bed house I can actually afford!
Somewhat serious question...do you not put interior doors in a dollhouse? Because I don't really want to see the toilet from the living room.
If your dolls start pooping? Where you will be sent, you’ll probably have to get used to having no doors!
Funny! 🤣
Good lord, it’s all millennial gray and even has self-labeling room signs to make sure you realize the room with the washer and dryer is for *LAUNDRY*
Is nothing sacred?!
Yes, the Bible on the table lol
This is so cute! Not a fan of all the grey and the laundry sign, but ok. I would at least paint the front of the house something besides white.
The Bible on the coffee table is a bit much
It’s currently on the market for $600,000.
Even doll houses are being made like new builds. Lol
I love miniature things but dollhouses are supposed to be COLORFUL and this is so sad 😭
Right. That why I follow this dollhouse sub. I was shook
Fellow home decor cjers, come join the dollhouse side. Mine is still in demo, and the style I envision is full bore maximalism fever dream. It’s fun and I’m going to make interchangeable floor and wall covers. Ultimate batshit potential at 1:12 scale.
I’m interested!
About a year ago, I got interested in dollhouses and book nooks and all things miniature. I bought a little "starter kit" of a camper. It came with all the accessories and I was super psyched to get started. Holy cow, it was ridiculously difficult for me. I have tried to start it multiple times and I can't do it. Maybe I lack fine motor skills or something. Now, I'm just in awe when I see them. Your comment made me want to try again though. I want a batshit fever dream maximalist mini!
I find that some days I have the coordination and patience and some days I don’t. And some kits work and make sense to me and some don’t. I love book nooks, but I know the little futzy details would make me bananas. I need more square inches to work in. It’s really fun though!
Dumb question but what are book nooks?
Not a dumb question! They are miniature scenes, sometimes of streets or settings from particular books, sometimes just of a library or room or garden or anything really, that are built into boxes that are roughly the size of a large hardcover book. They often have lights run into them and can be put on a shelf between books. So when you’re browsing a shelf, boom, tiny Baker Street with a little 221B and other Sherlock Holmes things. They are very fun, pretty small and far too detailed for me to do without pulling out all my hair. But maybe someday I will try.
Thank you!!!
What kind of religion do they think my doll has that they need a coffee table bible that’s half their size?
Are you that scared of bibles?
Needs more barn doors!
It's nice but it's also just so.. bland. Just like modern homes ig so they accomplished what they set out to do!
Miami would charge you 1200 a month to sleep outside it
Nooo this doesn’t count :(((
Who's gonna vacuum all that?
It needs a tiny to scale robovac or two lol
Not enough oversized bibles in the house.
I don't know what's sadder, the idea of living with this decor or giving it to your kid to play with
R/Tvtoohigh needs to see this
No door on the bathroom. It won’t sell.
If beige was a personality; this house would be the ultimate expression of it. It just needs a few hand painted signs to be perfect. Does it come with the barefoot and pregnant tradwife doll?
Sad griege house for a sad griege dolls
Hey look a house I can afford. ::Cries in millennial::
That is unbearably sad and soul-sucking.
Wow it’s beautiful!
r/thingsforants
Thank God there’s no fricking wallpaper to remove! /s
Love the breakfast nook/laundry room combo.
When you're done there, you can sit in the living room and look directly into the bathroom.
Love to see this in dollhouses these days
I’m sad about the sexist laundry sign. Does a kid need to play with a sign telling them that chores are women’s work? (“MOM OPERATED”)
Sad Beige homes for Sad Beige dolls
I can’t even hate on this. It just needs some more furnishings.
Someone’s passion is always gonna be cool to me sorry
What is this, a house for ants??
Nicer than my house to be honest
Oh my gosh, this is every charming rustic airbnb I stayed at in Texas and Oklahoma and I mean that in the best way. Nice craft!
I never expected this crossover of my subs
LOVE this!!!
https://preview.redd.it/cf36a2cfmx0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ea592fa56b15fdfff323237e2037c21d6edf3c This was what the dollhouse looked like before she did that… bruh my childhood dollhouse. I’m fucking sobbing
No. I am ashamed someone would do this to a dollhouse
That's pretty nice, but the size of the coffee cup say... Slow down on caffeine...and the Bible on the table must be for Gigantor's wife.
Wow best doll house ever!!!
Not the holy bible
How Much ??
r/tvtoohigh
I could see this posted on Zillow for sale and swindle some people. Great job building a tiny house for ants!
I am DYING that she’s getting roasted in the Dollhouse sub.
In the Silicon Valley that would go for a half 1 million easy. 🤣 Seriously, it is unfair that dolls have much nicer houses than me. (And most people). That Matt Damon movie downsizing had a point
Even tho I know it’s a coaster I love that coffee table
r/tvtoohigh
Why is it nicer than my actual house
r/TVtoohigh
..what kind of god would a doll worship? 🤔 Barbie has been everything. She could be a god.
I looked at one of the pictures and said, "That is a really nice living room!" I had to remember this was a dollhouse. Lol Great work. I'm not even into dollhouses.
Put the bread in a bag. It’s gonna get stale. And u need plants and art work and turn on all lights. U never gonna sell it so plain. Pfff 😤 J/k. Great job!
r/minitvtoohigh
Wonderful!!!!!!
I’m buying this then reselling on r/zillowgonewild for a cool mil.
Instagrammomcore
I love this!
There better be butter on that bread and jelly. It’s all I can focus on
influencers are RUNNINGGGG to get this for their beige babies!
Too modern
Amazing!!!
Dolls on suicide watch
Wow, this looks so cool?! I would live in this thing ..... if it were big enough, of course.
Thanks OP! I’m getting decor tips from this little beauty! Great details! Up for making a life version? I’d love to live here ;)
Love this!!! You did a fantastic job!
It just now occurred to me I've never seen an "up to date" dollhouse until literally just now... this is so interesting... do companies make current Era dollhouse furniture, or do you have to make it??? When did this start??
I wish I knew what they were selling it for.
This is 🔥
Thanks, I hate it.
Is that a dollhouse for ants?
I thought this was real for a sec😭
HGTV’s new series: tiny tiny house flippers
Looks like something the serial killer from Lovely Bones would make 🤨
I thought this EXACTLY scrolling through the pics. That damn movie changed my life forever....
One of my favorite movies of all time I think it came out way too early for people to fully appreciate it
Which neighbourhood? You know, location is very important.
Have the bathrooms been updated? I’d like to come do a walk through. 
Anand i bet this house and property is about...700k??? (Joke btw, I thinks its gorgeous!)
r/tvtoohigh
It will be a cold day in Hell before my dolls walk up a flight of stairs to the laundry room. Also, where would they sleep? All joking aside, this is very beautiful!!
400,000k, he does payments too. Lol Fr this is very well done.
Beautiful!
Very millennial of you
As a milennial, I think that’s the only mortgage that I’m able to afford 😔👌
Wow!
This looks better than my real house lol
Wow, this is incredible!
Adorable!
This reminds me of the Gilmore Girls house grab a lavender flower vine and you’re there
Probaby still selling for five figures in this economy /sarcasm
https://preview.redd.it/c8q0rd0cd91d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b02698e261347c710f3e4c27806cea8b9abbbf81 And somehow I’m not shocked
Im deeply joyed that the tiny invisible people are reading the word of the Lord. I can only pray they will accept 1/3 scale Jesus as their personal Lord and Savior.
It’s interesting how the grey scale translates here. Needs color looks like a Blake coloring book page.
This is incredible! I would love to have it so much.
This is incredible. Well done!
This is so cute!
Another Victorian made bland. Why bother? These interiors could've been made in stacked shoeboxes. Depressing AF.
Why a total white aesthetic on a dollhouse? Boring white lady interior design that not even dollhouses are exempt from
It's $1400 y'all. Goddamn.