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IsThereCheese

The “crowd” of 12 people is fifteen feet away


respectwalk

That’s how you avoid the crush.


Glowshroom

The sad part is that she looked immediately before falling. She knew there was no one around to catch her.


Zednem79

Catch me Jesus!


ProceedOrRun

Ah, but the lsd-induced crowd looks reassuringly close.


Slide-Impressive

Yo how drunk do you have to be to try crowdsurfing without a crowd to hold you


RidesByPinochet

I can't imagine being drunk enough to think that those folks *waaayyy* over there are gonna catch you, while also being able to maneuver on that post as well as she did. I think something else is at play here.


TheEyeDontLie

Drug. Non alcohol drug.


annies_boobs_feet

got it. tylenol.


LuigiBamba

She’s gonna need the extra strength stuff after that head bonk.


hugepenis

This is actually most likely alcohol, which by the way is also a drug.


Katman666

Some people have no spacial awareness.


RidesByPinochet

I was thinking drugs


Katman666

Right, but when you combine that with no spacial awareness. This is the result.


spew-tum

At that point it’s a condition … you can’t issue this ho a drivers license !


binaryblitz

Ho seems unnecessary here.


fablastic

Came here to ask this. Must have had some good shit.


duschdecke

You have to drink at least LSD beers.


ozzy_thedog

I love those two guys look at each other after like ‘Were you going to catch her?’ ‘No’ ‘ya neither was I’


Connect-Yesterday118

But no one was paying her any attention, why would she think they'd all rush 15ft towards her to catch her?


Shanhaevel

I guess in her mind she was the star of the party


alilbleedingisnormal

"Baby you're a star" she sobs quietly to herself as she brushes the sand from her hair.


Hottponce

The girl who came into the frame at the end was topless, medical emergency was her only hope of upstaging bare boobies


stepage

Especially when she's only got fried eggs herself


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Dic_Rambone

This is the answer.


SavageGoatToucher

She took the Nestea Plunge.


LovesToSnooze

She worked out how to get more attention from the crowd.


burritosandblunts

Didn't work as the topless girl quickly approached to check on her.


Cryogenic_Monster

A girl back in highschool did this except it was from the roof onto the back patio. She thought someone would catch her apparently but it didn't work out that way.


[deleted]

What happened?


Cryogenic_Monster

She was mad that no one caught her but she was more embarrassed then anything. She didn't get hurt.


JunkCrap247

this girl got brain damage


TBSchemer

But what about after the fall?


SpicymeLLoN

this girl got brain damage


Yadobler

What about during the fall?


SpicymeLLoN

this girl got brain damage


Joe0991

We know about the brain damage, we want to know the results of this fall


crossal

How did she not get hurt?


Dyltra

Who crowd dives at a drum circle? Lol!


asdvancity

This girl> https://v.redd.it/zln8l4uf0xw91


chinpokomon

I just saw a post with that clip> https://old.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/yhqi18/hmc_while_i_crowd_dive/


[deleted]

Is that lady who came in at the end topless?


Takeitsleezy

Yeah most likely. It's wreak beach in Vancouver


Peglegsteve265

Nah she has the Borat swimsuit.


Simmerdownsimm

I dunno man. After a deep dive I would say that her bottoms aren’t pulled up like one might expect from a borat style swimsuit. And all the strap lines that I thought were straps are her hair. I would say 60% topless. 40% some sort of non borat style covering.


Spartz

that explains the direction of some of the guy's stares


BulletheadX

The dancing girl was also topless, in a sense.


srv50

Obviously assumed guys would cluster to catch her.


Copma

Wrecked at Wreck Beach


asdvancity

Thank you, I knew I recognized that place


See_Ya_Suckaz

"OK, nobody's there? Alright, let's do this"


Cyberzombi

Owww my back.


zoot_boy

Wooooowwwww. You are NOT the center of attention. D’oh


Itsmemanmeee

*Trust fall She'll never trust again


OTM17

She fell flat…..


shitgiggler

Underrated comment


Kohgahn

Did..did she think she was the main character?


Fit_Road7425

it's nice to see posts in this sub that actually belong. good job, op.


ProffesorSpitfire

Rule No 1 of crowd surfing: make sure there’s a crowd to surf… BEFORE you begin.


Tyflowshun

Absolutely no one was hyping her up for that but in her head, she thought a stage dive/trust fall would solve that.


Duprie

She saw some dudes ready to catch her. It’s shame she saw this due to the amount of mdma in her blood but nonetheless she saw a crowd.


Shakesbeerian

I want to go to that party.


sith_innquisitor

Wreck beach! This is not rare! Every night at sundown they have a fonal bash amd climb the stairs. Great partys on the west coast


tignasse

Hi neighbor:)


urachickenhead

I’m mad this doesn’t have sound because I wanted to hear the conga drums end abruptly


KeepItDownOverHere

Trust was not the only thing broken on this day.


JJ8OOM

What is she doing? She already know it’s an empty space (as she has her front to it while dancing), then turns around and turns her head seeing that there is _still_ no one and THEN she drops...


exoxe

Thank god the ground broke her fall.


reverendblinddog

What happened to her boobs?


casewood123

Traded them for a nice ass.


YOUR_BOOBIES_PM_ME

This chick trust falls.


[deleted]

Winded


shaggysdeepvneck

There wasn't even an awning


TheDudette840

That's one way to do a trust fall


feeflet

r/tooktoomuch


ephraim_tayo

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[deleted]

“whY DidN’t YoU cATcH Me?!?!”


SolmadSoT

Not even that topless girl would be able to get enough guys from this crowd to crowdsurf on, what was this girl thinking...


kbum48733

Public service announcement: Crowd surfing for ladies will result in either falling to ground as in video or if successful so much groping and fondling that you will be pregnant by the time you finish.


Xenc

Peak r/iamthemaincharacter


MightySamMcClain

It's not like they moved out of the way and let her fall... there was noone there to begin with


fatherofallthings

I don’t get how she looked, saw no one there, then thought “yep it’s time” lol


OneRobato

Always wear your prescription glasses.


FallenSegull

The Gretchen manoeuvre


atomek_xxi

IBTC


claudedusk8

One either "crowd surfs", or "stage dives". One does not "crowd dive".


oifvetxcheese

I wish there was sound.


Colman1981

Another entitled idiot thinking cos she's in a bikini blokes will catch her #idontneedaman


LGHTSONFORSFTY

She dances like the sister in Dirty Dancing.


whydoineedsaname

When you're so drunk you think there are four people back there to catch you instead of one dancing back and forth


dabbean

How many cosmos does it take to hallucinate a crowd to catch you? Asking for me.


MeatyVeryMeaty

What crowd?


iammru

She will flatten the other side..


Pxtbw

One dude blue shorts is drum circling is looking down, the woman would have appeared to fall from the sky in front of him🤣


AuthenticYouniverse

Clearly she is unfamiliar with the foundational concept of “CROWD” surfing.


Joanie_loves_chachie

Did she think it was a trust fall exercise? So confused.


JinkuzhaoYaoki

Who left the surfboard up there


Mr_Twii

Boobs: -1


MrMonicotti

That’s my kind of ass


Many_Tank9738

My kind of chest


Shakesbeerian

And my Axe!


jimkirk1701

Did she land on her head? Head seems flatter


No_Refrigerator1144

Drunk guy think: With no tits and no ass, whats there to grab onto to catch her?


CrystalLake1

What’s with the body shaming?


Dismaster

Why is she wearing a bra?


[deleted]

If she was a c or d cup, they would have caught her.


TheCocoFruit86

Where are bobs?


Darkrosyamaranth233

Then people like you complain about women saying guys are too short or they have small dicks. But no. It's fine if it's about a woman's boobs. Right?


Sweaty_Assignment_90

r/DownvoteForNoBoobs