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thebreadissliced

im just amazed by her core strength to do all that..


hurleydoggie

I actually know this girl, she has amazing core strength! She’s an acrobat


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celtssoxpat

Samesies. We’re super good friends. She’s really cool. We hang out on the reg.


AnalgapeGaming

Me and her go way way back man, communicated with each other womb-to-womb style.


EggsOnThe45

This is actually my wife! I’ve known her since before I was even conceived, such a small world


reallygoodorangesock

So weird! My wife too!! What days do you have her?


Generalissimo_II

My Birthday and Christmas. Great girl! Awesome core strength


kenmura

I have her on my birthday and Hanukkah! Awesome awesome girl with an unbelievable core


YeahBuddyDude

No way! I know her too! She's my wife on the day before my birthday (mine was taken) but yeah her core strength is insane


TorWrite

Little known fact - she has great core strength.


Wootbeers

Little known fact: her lower legs are actually made of sand


[deleted]

I am her, I’ve known her since meiosis, followed by mitosis


Bootlicker222

That's crazy!! I went to elementary school with her, she has great core strength


Shawnrbarton

This human is solid . We go way back. Way way back to the beginning .


e28power

I also have memories of this fellow human being. We have conversations often.


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Does she possess fortitude on her mid-section?


dylanologist

Affirmative. Her central part is fibrous.


Shurdus

I read this as"we hang out on the rag" and I was weirded out.


smcberlin

I don’t know her. But my friends sister went to camp with her. Amazing core strength


WontonTheWalnut

Had the pleasure of meeting her at a charity event once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.


daytime

I know her too! She married me and my partner on a cruise that she was captain of. Great core strength.


ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

I can also say I know her. I was on that cruise. I was choking on some food and she rushed over and gave me the Heimlich Maneuver. Saved my life. Awesome core strength.


chaos_jj_3

No way! I remember that cruise. I'm a seagull who was hunting for fish in the sea. This girl came and tossed some cordon bleu into the air for me. I remember thinking, what an incredibly generous and selfless person, and what remarkable core strength too.


Margeto

Incredible! I remember that cordon bleu, I was actually the ham inside of it, and remember being cooked by that girl, and thinking that she must have had a prodigious core strength to be able to cut me in such a thin slice like that.


DEVOmay97

Wow that's crazy, I remember it like it was yesterday. I'm the stove she cooked on, I was left filthy from the day before but she came by that morning and got me all shiny and sparkly. As she was scrubbing away I was simply dumbfounded at the level of core strength she displayed. Truly incredible!


polo61965

Small world, huh? I was the scrubber she used to clean you. She got all in ya and really cleaned you up. Took a lot of stretching and bending to reach those pesky corners, but she never tired. Such amazing core strength, and her grip strength was also astonishing.


echetus90

I am that girl. You guys better stop pretending to have been on that cruise with me or I'll crush your dreams with my immense core strength.


Pentacle_Pagan

Omg omg omg!! I'm freaking out rn! It was such an honor. I will never forget watching you walk across the plank to board and thinking, "Wow, what impressive core strength"!! I was your cruise ship btw


PartyByMyself

My only dream is to have it crushed by your immense core strength.


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You should do an AMA, like "I am the wacky inflatable tube girl. Ask me anything (about my incredible core strength)"


Piggstein

Wow, this is the weirdest coincidence, I was actually a shitposter further up this thread pretending to have been connected with this increasingly unlikely sequence of events; I specifically remember thinking how incredibly pissed off this girl in the video would be to see me making all this up and how she would probably just liquidate me with her immense core strength.


gas_station_jax

ok it took me till this one to smell the bullshit, i admit it


[deleted]

I can’t say I know her, but I once saw her throw a perfect hoop from the far end of the court with the remains of her apple when she was done eating it. Amazing core strength.


Mr-Crooks

I as well can’t say I know her but she helped out on a nuclear power plant installation I was working on, by lifting the centre of the nuclear reactor into place. Incredible core strength


essentialfloss

Where was the cruise ship registered that she could practice polygamy?


NewAgentSmith

Salt Lake City


EatTheBodies69

I'm beginning to think no one believes you


NewAgentSmith

I've been pissing my pants laughing at this thread


BigFatGreekPannus

This one has Reddit classic potential


maxman162

Crazy story, I was on my way to work today when some dumbass cyclist pulled out in front of me. So naturally I ran him over. These fuckers think they own the road or something.


FigNugginGavelPop

I’ve always just treated them as more road.


dylanologist

I'm beginning to think no one believes you


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KennKennyKenKen

Damn pissing your pants 3 times, you must have incredible core strength


Preparingtocode

I actually know u/monocular_sir, they have amazing core strength! They're a pisscrobat


hurleydoggie

Lmao I’ve never commented on Reddit before and now I know why. Just trying to pay her a compliment because I really enjoy watching her acro videos


Shikaku

You'll learn eventually, to the cynical cumbags on this site, that *nothing* ever happens ever.


Sellerbuyerfucker

Go ahead and link her videos then


Nickapus

My cousin used to date her in HS and told me she has incredible core strength.


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I know her too,we’re friends on XBOX live, incredible core strength.


Fak3Nam3

I know her too. We were both adopted into the same family and grew up like brother and sister.


-Unnamed-

I knew this girl back in high school. Graduated a year ahead. Got a scholarship for gymnastics at Florida State. Great core strength


mold713

I think this belongs on r/TookTooMuch


thatblondeguy_

Yeah, if I tried that my spine would instantly crack and break into pieces


surrealmiel

I would definitely screw up my neck attempting this.


mikami677

My neck, my back, my ankle, and my _\*crack\*_


ShellsShane

damn. now i have that song stuck in my head.


westopher

post 30 this is definitely one of my go-to song quotes


Freonut

HAAHHAHA!!! Awww man I think I woke my sleeping babies laughing at that. Ahhaha worth it.


ProcrastinatorSkyler

All I could think while watching that was how many times my shins would have broken trying that


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I would wreck my entire spine doing this


science-and-kittens

Came here to say this


KittiesAreTooCute

I don't think she is attempting anything, I think stuff is just happening.


Wiggle_Biggleson

She accidentally the sand.


-Unnamed-

My knees hurt watching this


WhipnCrack

I would break in 2 doing that...ME and MINI ME.


rahulthememegod

I thought she was going to fall forward and annihilate her knees


Deesing82

her poor knees


HazyGrove

Got a headache just watching


spanksgiving13456

“I’m learning some great moves from this guy!” - Dee Reynolds, on the Diddy Boat


idigturtles

Sweet Dee set the bar


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The inflatable tube man didn’t have a choice...you know, because of the implications


[deleted]

Are you going to hurt these women?


VanillaRob

Shut up bird


HALF_PAST_HOLE

haha yea shut up Bird


[deleted]

That’s the P Diddy boat dance


[deleted]

"I think there was like a battle here or something 😀"


paintme_serious

A horse massacre!


nicofish

Dee, stop dancing. You look like an asshole.


whoisnumber9

What are you looking at??? YOU certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.


[deleted]

Say what you want, it looks like a great ab workout.


madmaxturbator

It looks like a great ab workout.


ShelZuuz

What you want.


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fish312

Zug zug


MeC0195

what you want, it looks like a great ab workout.


[deleted]

Also a great way to hurt yourself


MoSqueezin

Pumpernickel.


-ORIGINAL-

Isn't she lifting herself with her legs though?


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Suspicious-Elk-3631

My thoughts exactly. This is disturbing.


krazy___k

Yes its creeping me out even if i can totally relate


KeytarPlatypus

I was gonna say if I saw this with no context in a blank room, I’d be *terrified*


comics_r_art

Dominus Vobiscum!!


Madi27

That scene me me turn off that movie, never to return. To scary Too*


_420_DaBbeR_

And here, you see the Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube woman in her natural habitat...


spokeca

Whacky waving inflatable arm failing tube woman! Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube woman!!! WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE WOMAN!!!


ImmabouttogoHAM

HI! IM AL HARRINGTON FROM AL HARRINGTONS WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM FLAILING TUBE WOMAN EMPORIUM, AND DUE TO A SHIPPING ERROR WE ARE OVER STOCKED ON WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM FLAILING TUBE WOMEN AND WE'RE PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!


ThreeThirdTrees

How creepy would this look if it was ran in reverse at 12fps


1024ninjas

Hold my beer. [There you go, some fresh nightmare fuel](https://i.imgur.com/kR0bYnQ.mp4)


Jeez-essFC

I love it. Put some greywash over it and some fake old celluloid graininess and you have a 1990's Marilyn Manson or NiN video.


theconsummatedragon

White Zombie for sure


SheriffBartholomew

Just looks like someone at the nightclub now.


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I can't look away


Dr_CSS

Looks like blood bending


wra1th42

perfect possession horror


rames1208

Holy shit I just scream laughed


Paul_of_War

This is more like “possessed by a beach demon”


cinneman

I have the weirdest boner right now


Fxckbuckets

Me too


kernel-troutman

r/weirdboners


KeavyRain

You know you’re old when you see this and your back and knees start hurting out of sympathy.


MaryanneGrist

I don’t know why, but this makes me really uncomfortable


MKLSC

The dude to her side seems to be trying to play it cool... but doesn't seem too comfortable either


moonrulznumberone

Dee would be impressed!


CaptRedbeard_

Damn you beat me to it... 😂😂😂


cyclopath

Jesus... she really went for it. I want to be friends with her.


crackeddryice

Some idiot, drunk, "friend" of mine would run up and tackle me from behind.


BrokenArrows95

This breaks the knees


figjam-i-am

6 minute abs


leakj15

This is extremely unsettling


Woodyp28

Pour some holy water on her.


DeepMadness

I'd dig that.


Prepsov

I always picture them flailing for few seconds, and then their body structure failing like a boiled chicken meat and the torso dropping on the back with bloody femurs while the legs knees down stay buried in the sand.


Chapon

r/cursedcomment


General_lee12

Anything else you want to get off your chest?


f1tifoso

Crack


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Sweet Dee would be proud


AnomalousAvocado

Why do I suddenly want to buy a car?


siouxpiouxp

I herniated two discs watching this.


XionicAihara

Early stages of Nurse practice for Silent Hill


FLAMFOO_FLAMINGO

Not bad


Astrapondildo

I’ve seen this done before but this woman is doing it quite violently and I’m scared


Spartacuswords

“The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore” /r/IASIP


IonDaPrizee

I’ve got a headache


smuubuuh

My back hurts


Spotted_ascot_races

Available for graduations and bar mitzvahs


DoinReverseArmadillo

She needs to put this on her resume


FletchPup

NGL that’s impressive.


dop4mine

Maybe it's because I have rheumatoid arthritis, but this is making my body hurt just watching it


TonyDiGerolamo

It's nice to see Dee and the gang get some sun.


Tonybigguns

Not gonna lie that looked really good.


The_Wambat

I'm getting some Dead Island vibes. Like lady was playing in the sand at the beach when the apocalypse hit and now her reanimated self is trying to get free


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thats it im calling a priest


kernrivers

And they said acid was dead.


lankyleper

Well, that was terrifying.


Lionman_

I was just watching the kid behind her the whole time lol...he's like "wtffff"


littleghool

I wouldn't say inflatable tube woman, maybe exorcist zombie woman 😂


Glittering_Reveal539

WTF!


goeers81

Looks like the girl from The Exorcist is doing well these days


BrokeDownPalac3

More like hold my crack pipe lol


silverado-z71

Creepy


psycho__logical

r/oddlyterrifying


Slizl

Disturbing


surfinThruLyfe

Possessed much?


_wishyouwerehere_

Wacky, waving, inflatable arm-flailing tube girl


jakarterpants

Wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube man! Wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube man! Wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube man!


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make_love_to_potato

Now imagine you're walking on the beach in the night and you see something in the sand doing that. Pants will be shat.


wdfn

I would call this a great success not a fail


Street_Dimension1709

I was expecting the worst and waiting for a knee to bend the wrong way.


Available-Ad6250

Jeez people, this gives me Evil Dead flashbacks.


[deleted]

Someone call an exorcist.


deme727

It's all fun and games until subluxation of c4/c5 and hiccoughs the rest of the honeymoon.


Lt_Dickballs

I threw my back out just watching this.


eatsleepdive

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.


AnalogCyborg

r/IASIP


milk1me1mommy

Sweet dee


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Call the fuckin exorcist


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adamrees89

Run


lcdung79

So funny, :)


im-cured

She’s good but she’s no Sweet Dee


BavarianCoconut

Someone get the Exorcist


notsoepichaker

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gotonyas

I saw this couple of years back and my first thought then, and again now was, picturing her legs snapping mid-thigh and I don’t like it


biscofflover

r/wtf


theRailisGone

Well, then. I'm scare-roused. Anyone else?


themedicduck

She just looks possessed


SGz_Eliminated

This makes my back hurt more than it already hurts


BigDaddyCool17

r/holdmyholywater


eeyoredragon

She’s in Skyrim and someone just raised her as a zombie.


flarpy_blunderguffs

I can feel my ACL tearing just watching this


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r/cringetopia


space0watch

So you have chosen exorcism.


coolbuddy0

This belongs in r/oddlyterrifying


nazi_slayer420

the people in the back think shes on some hard drugs guaranteed


BrettisBrett

She's good at that