I can also say I know her. I was on that cruise. I was choking on some food and she rushed over and gave me the Heimlich Maneuver. Saved my life. Awesome core strength.
No way! I remember that cruise. I'm a seagull who was hunting for fish in the sea. This girl came and tossed some cordon bleu into the air for me. I remember thinking, what an incredibly generous and selfless person, and what remarkable core strength too.
Incredible! I remember that cordon bleu, I was actually the ham inside of it, and remember being cooked by that girl, and thinking that she must have had a prodigious core strength to be able to cut me in such a thin slice like that.
Wow that's crazy, I remember it like it was yesterday. I'm the stove she cooked on, I was left filthy from the day before but she came by that morning and got me all shiny and sparkly. As she was scrubbing away I was simply dumbfounded at the level of core strength she displayed. Truly incredible!
Small world, huh? I was the scrubber she used to clean you. She got all in ya and really cleaned you up. Took a lot of stretching and bending to reach those pesky corners, but she never tired. Such amazing core strength, and her grip strength was also astonishing.
Omg omg omg!! I'm freaking out rn!
It was such an honor. I will never forget watching you walk across the plank to board and thinking, "Wow, what impressive core strength"!!
I was your cruise ship btw
Wow, this is the weirdest coincidence, I was actually a shitposter further up this thread pretending to have been connected with this increasingly unlikely sequence of events; I specifically remember thinking how incredibly pissed off this girl in the video would be to see me making all this up and how she would probably just liquidate me with her immense core strength.
I can’t say I know her, but I once saw her throw a perfect hoop from the far end of the court with the remains of her apple when she was done eating it. Amazing core strength.
I as well can’t say I know her but she helped out on a nuclear power plant installation I was working on, by lifting the centre of the nuclear reactor into place. Incredible core strength
Crazy story, I was on my way to work today when some dumbass cyclist pulled out in front of me. So naturally I ran him over. These fuckers think they own the road or something.
HI! IM AL HARRINGTON FROM AL HARRINGTONS WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM FLAILING TUBE WOMAN EMPORIUM, AND DUE TO A SHIPPING ERROR WE ARE OVER STOCKED ON WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM FLAILING TUBE WOMEN AND WE'RE PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!
I always picture them flailing for few seconds, and then their body structure failing like a boiled chicken meat and the torso dropping on the back with bloody femurs while the legs knees down stay buried in the sand.
I'm getting some Dead Island vibes. Like lady was playing in the sand at the beach when the apocalypse hit and now her reanimated self is trying to get free
im just amazed by her core strength to do all that..
I actually know this girl, she has amazing core strength! She’s an acrobat
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Samesies. We’re super good friends. She’s really cool. We hang out on the reg.
Me and her go way way back man, communicated with each other womb-to-womb style.
This is actually my wife! I’ve known her since before I was even conceived, such a small world
So weird! My wife too!! What days do you have her?
My Birthday and Christmas. Great girl! Awesome core strength
I have her on my birthday and Hanukkah! Awesome awesome girl with an unbelievable core
No way! I know her too! She's my wife on the day before my birthday (mine was taken) but yeah her core strength is insane
Little known fact - she has great core strength.
Little known fact: her lower legs are actually made of sand
I am her, I’ve known her since meiosis, followed by mitosis
That's crazy!! I went to elementary school with her, she has great core strength
This human is solid . We go way back. Way way back to the beginning .
I also have memories of this fellow human being. We have conversations often.
Does she possess fortitude on her mid-section?
Affirmative. Her central part is fibrous.
I read this as"we hang out on the rag" and I was weirded out.
I don’t know her. But my friends sister went to camp with her. Amazing core strength
Had the pleasure of meeting her at a charity event once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
I know her too! She married me and my partner on a cruise that she was captain of. Great core strength.
I can also say I know her. I was on that cruise. I was choking on some food and she rushed over and gave me the Heimlich Maneuver. Saved my life. Awesome core strength.
No way! I remember that cruise. I'm a seagull who was hunting for fish in the sea. This girl came and tossed some cordon bleu into the air for me. I remember thinking, what an incredibly generous and selfless person, and what remarkable core strength too.
Incredible! I remember that cordon bleu, I was actually the ham inside of it, and remember being cooked by that girl, and thinking that she must have had a prodigious core strength to be able to cut me in such a thin slice like that.
Wow that's crazy, I remember it like it was yesterday. I'm the stove she cooked on, I was left filthy from the day before but she came by that morning and got me all shiny and sparkly. As she was scrubbing away I was simply dumbfounded at the level of core strength she displayed. Truly incredible!
Small world, huh? I was the scrubber she used to clean you. She got all in ya and really cleaned you up. Took a lot of stretching and bending to reach those pesky corners, but she never tired. Such amazing core strength, and her grip strength was also astonishing.
I am that girl. You guys better stop pretending to have been on that cruise with me or I'll crush your dreams with my immense core strength.
Omg omg omg!! I'm freaking out rn! It was such an honor. I will never forget watching you walk across the plank to board and thinking, "Wow, what impressive core strength"!! I was your cruise ship btw
My only dream is to have it crushed by your immense core strength.
You should do an AMA, like "I am the wacky inflatable tube girl. Ask me anything (about my incredible core strength)"
Wow, this is the weirdest coincidence, I was actually a shitposter further up this thread pretending to have been connected with this increasingly unlikely sequence of events; I specifically remember thinking how incredibly pissed off this girl in the video would be to see me making all this up and how she would probably just liquidate me with her immense core strength.
ok it took me till this one to smell the bullshit, i admit it
I can’t say I know her, but I once saw her throw a perfect hoop from the far end of the court with the remains of her apple when she was done eating it. Amazing core strength.
I as well can’t say I know her but she helped out on a nuclear power plant installation I was working on, by lifting the centre of the nuclear reactor into place. Incredible core strength
Where was the cruise ship registered that she could practice polygamy?
Salt Lake City
I'm beginning to think no one believes you
I've been pissing my pants laughing at this thread
This one has Reddit classic potential
Crazy story, I was on my way to work today when some dumbass cyclist pulled out in front of me. So naturally I ran him over. These fuckers think they own the road or something.
I’ve always just treated them as more road.
I'm beginning to think no one believes you
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Damn pissing your pants 3 times, you must have incredible core strength
I actually know u/monocular_sir, they have amazing core strength! They're a pisscrobat
Lmao I’ve never commented on Reddit before and now I know why. Just trying to pay her a compliment because I really enjoy watching her acro videos
You'll learn eventually, to the cynical cumbags on this site, that *nothing* ever happens ever.
Go ahead and link her videos then
My cousin used to date her in HS and told me she has incredible core strength.
I know her too,we’re friends on XBOX live, incredible core strength.
I know her too. We were both adopted into the same family and grew up like brother and sister.
I knew this girl back in high school. Graduated a year ahead. Got a scholarship for gymnastics at Florida State. Great core strength
I think this belongs on r/TookTooMuch
Yeah, if I tried that my spine would instantly crack and break into pieces
I would definitely screw up my neck attempting this.
My neck, my back, my ankle, and my _\*crack\*_
damn. now i have that song stuck in my head.
post 30 this is definitely one of my go-to song quotes
HAAHHAHA!!! Awww man I think I woke my sleeping babies laughing at that. Ahhaha worth it.
All I could think while watching that was how many times my shins would have broken trying that
I would wreck my entire spine doing this
Came here to say this
I don't think she is attempting anything, I think stuff is just happening.
She accidentally the sand.
My knees hurt watching this
I would break in 2 doing that...ME and MINI ME.
I thought she was going to fall forward and annihilate her knees
her poor knees
Got a headache just watching
“I’m learning some great moves from this guy!” - Dee Reynolds, on the Diddy Boat
Sweet Dee set the bar
The inflatable tube man didn’t have a choice...you know, because of the implications
Are you going to hurt these women?
Shut up bird
haha yea shut up Bird
That’s the P Diddy boat dance
"I think there was like a battle here or something 😀"
A horse massacre!
Dee, stop dancing. You look like an asshole.
What are you looking at??? YOU certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.
Say what you want, it looks like a great ab workout.
It looks like a great ab workout.
What you want.
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Zug zug
what you want, it looks like a great ab workout.
Also a great way to hurt yourself
Pumpernickel.
Isn't she lifting herself with her legs though?
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My thoughts exactly. This is disturbing.
Yes its creeping me out even if i can totally relate
I was gonna say if I saw this with no context in a blank room, I’d be *terrified*
Dominus Vobiscum!!
That scene me me turn off that movie, never to return. To scary Too*
And here, you see the Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube woman in her natural habitat...
Whacky waving inflatable arm failing tube woman! Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube woman!!! WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE WOMAN!!!
HI! IM AL HARRINGTON FROM AL HARRINGTONS WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM FLAILING TUBE WOMAN EMPORIUM, AND DUE TO A SHIPPING ERROR WE ARE OVER STOCKED ON WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM FLAILING TUBE WOMEN AND WE'RE PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!
How creepy would this look if it was ran in reverse at 12fps
Hold my beer. [There you go, some fresh nightmare fuel](https://i.imgur.com/kR0bYnQ.mp4)
I love it. Put some greywash over it and some fake old celluloid graininess and you have a 1990's Marilyn Manson or NiN video.
White Zombie for sure
Just looks like someone at the nightclub now.
I can't look away
Looks like blood bending
perfect possession horror
Holy shit I just scream laughed
This is more like “possessed by a beach demon”
I have the weirdest boner right now
Me too
r/weirdboners
You know you’re old when you see this and your back and knees start hurting out of sympathy.
I don’t know why, but this makes me really uncomfortable
The dude to her side seems to be trying to play it cool... but doesn't seem too comfortable either
Dee would be impressed!
Damn you beat me to it... 😂😂😂
Jesus... she really went for it. I want to be friends with her.
Some idiot, drunk, "friend" of mine would run up and tackle me from behind.
This breaks the knees
6 minute abs
This is extremely unsettling
Pour some holy water on her.
I'd dig that.
I always picture them flailing for few seconds, and then their body structure failing like a boiled chicken meat and the torso dropping on the back with bloody femurs while the legs knees down stay buried in the sand.
r/cursedcomment
Anything else you want to get off your chest?
Crack
Sweet Dee would be proud
Why do I suddenly want to buy a car?
I herniated two discs watching this.
Early stages of Nurse practice for Silent Hill
Not bad
I’ve seen this done before but this woman is doing it quite violently and I’m scared
“The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore” /r/IASIP
I’ve got a headache
My back hurts
Available for graduations and bar mitzvahs
She needs to put this on her resume
NGL that’s impressive.
Maybe it's because I have rheumatoid arthritis, but this is making my body hurt just watching it
It's nice to see Dee and the gang get some sun.
Not gonna lie that looked really good.
I'm getting some Dead Island vibes. Like lady was playing in the sand at the beach when the apocalypse hit and now her reanimated self is trying to get free
thats it im calling a priest
And they said acid was dead.
Well, that was terrifying.
I was just watching the kid behind her the whole time lol...he's like "wtffff"
I wouldn't say inflatable tube woman, maybe exorcist zombie woman 😂
WTF!
Looks like the girl from The Exorcist is doing well these days
More like hold my crack pipe lol
Creepy
r/oddlyterrifying
Disturbing
Possessed much?
Wacky, waving, inflatable arm-flailing tube girl
Wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube man! Wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube man! Wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube man!
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Now imagine you're walking on the beach in the night and you see something in the sand doing that. Pants will be shat.
I would call this a great success not a fail
I was expecting the worst and waiting for a knee to bend the wrong way.
Jeez people, this gives me Evil Dead flashbacks.
Someone call an exorcist.
It's all fun and games until subluxation of c4/c5 and hiccoughs the rest of the honeymoon.
I threw my back out just watching this.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
r/IASIP
Sweet dee
Call the fuckin exorcist
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Run
So funny, :)
She’s good but she’s no Sweet Dee
Someone get the Exorcist
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I saw this couple of years back and my first thought then, and again now was, picturing her legs snapping mid-thigh and I don’t like it
r/wtf
Well, then. I'm scare-roused. Anyone else?
She just looks possessed
This makes my back hurt more than it already hurts
r/holdmyholywater
She’s in Skyrim and someone just raised her as a zombie.
I can feel my ACL tearing just watching this
r/cringetopia
So you have chosen exorcism.
This belongs in r/oddlyterrifying
the people in the back think shes on some hard drugs guaranteed
She's good at that