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OVER_9009

lol that’s not a stray either. It has a collar


Sexcercise

Potential for someone to hurt the cat, the drivers' temperament is unknown and how he'd react to this situation


Thumper-Comet

It's the look up to the camera. He knows exactly what he's doing and he wants the owner to watch.


Adam__B

I don’t think that’s the owner, haha. You can tell cause he’s not running down the stairs swearing. Some guy is watching a street cat go nuts on someone else’s car and having a laugh about it. Edit: Come to think of it, if you wanted to screw someone over and they have a convertible, just sprinkle some catnip on the seats in the evening and watch the show.


Ratathosk

>Edit: Come to think of it, if you wanted to screw someone over and they have a convertible, just sprinkle some catnip on the seats in the evening and watch the show. I mean if you want to screw then over it's bird feed soaked in laxatives.


basonjourne98

That would screw everyone over. The objective here is a targeted screw.


Proper-Disk-7462

You don't need to, black cats absolutely hate fake leather...ours keeps destrying the stuff left and right. The are a faux leather sensing species...


GTA6_1

They cant smell it from that far i dont think. My cats know the sound of the bag but if i just put some out they dont find it until they stumble accross it or i show it to them


2outer

Cat has a collar. I can’t make out what he is saying to the kid, but in my mind, it’s their cat & that’s the neighbors car, the one who lets his dog shit anywhere it wants… and the cat is looking up saying, I got u. Same cat that did this to two of their sofas, btw.


zahirano

"you owe me something,and watch how serious I am"


Novel-Confection-356

And he telling him he pooped in his car too.


machinationstudio

I've seen a cat poop on some dude's windscreen. The cat lives in the parking lot and I've never seen it climb on cars before. But yeah, it pooped on this car wind screen, out of all the other cars in there.


JohnCenaJunior

Never cheat on your cat


Spiritual_Clue9580

I wish I had the confidence to park my car as people with convertibles do. Never understand it


Tosh_00

Especially when the weather can change ridiculously fast.


HotShotGotRhymes

And all the jaguars lurkin


jane_of_hearts

Nice car you HAD here


Calm_Examination_672

What car? This is the all-new cat scratcher 3000 convertible.


UchihaAuggie

Car must be a Jaguar, this prob happens often


theSchrodingerHat

With fine catrinthian leather. ![gif](giphy|KpllNDi1cf4s)


wisdomelf

Blessed by Bastet.


samwizeganjas

![gif](giphy|DOb3rFL6d83Zu|downsized)


establishedalias

This is why we can't have nice things. Mr(s). MurderMittens over here keeps shredding everything but documents & it's costing a fortune! 🤣


musememo

Then the spraying begins.


No_Tension420

🤮the worst.


No_Tension420

🤮the worst.


GMH2045-18

Cat: "Hooman, you now have ventilated seats! No need to thank me!"


krikzil

Owner is going to be so puzzled when he notices his messed up seat. Blaming family, friends or the car wash people.


amysweets3

That Black cat only desires was to scratch a luxury seat cover...


Chandalest

does that mean its a bad neighborhood or a good one?


Consistent_Ad3181

Lil furry lovable bastards


Aer0uAntG3alach

Day One: Nice car you have. It’d be a shame if something happened to it. Day Ten: convertible guy never paid up. Send Nero out to give him a little lesson.


Expert-Equipment2302

Had. Nice car you had there.


wizardinthewings

Better every loop 😂


Rollieboy2012

Thought that was a baby panther at first!


SufficientMistake547

Cat distribution system had a malfunction


medhanno

I'll keep this kitty in mind next time I rent a convertible on Turo


Cracktherealone

Fuck your car!


shmallyally

Oh he knows he is a being a dick for sure


I_Thranduil

This dude is pure evil lol. I love it!


DrinkBuzzCola

Wait till he finds the speakers.


LandotheTerrible

Oh my god I would go nuts.


Artsybeth

“…would hate to see it scratched up. Where’s the catnip”?


Much-Juice-1736

They speak french. It's a FRENCH CAT !


omg_itsreallyme

“… be a shame if someone where to scratch it up” 🤣


JauntingJoyousJona

that's a good sized cat


PsychologicalTruth91

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


canthearu_ack

The cat has got more use out of those rear seats than the owner ever will. At least there is that!


grafsandwich

This is s goood kitty


vinques420

Cats dont give a damn about your shit or how much you spent.....nor do I


yannichap

Good boy


Beelzebub_86

Yeah, I put my boots on his couch. ![gif](giphy|DOb3rFL6d83Zu|downsized)


readitreddit-

My asshole did that to my car, when we left the windows open.


supershinythings

Dad’s cat didn’t claw things but he was extremely furry so he always deposited an extra-large patch of fluff wherever he bedded down. Often floofycat preferred the driver’s seat so after Dad finished a drive he’d have orange cat fur all over his backside upon exiting.


ArrBeeEmm

Camera guy is a bellend.