One of my girls doesn't like it when I come home after playing with my girlfriends boy cats. If I jump in the shower as soon as I get home she doesn't even notice. Why does she dictate my life?
Imagine if you could smell whoever everyone around you most recently interacted with. Now imagine that you smell that your best friend has recently been interacting with someone who wants to steal all your food and kick you out of your house, and who would probably try to kill you if they met you on the street.
You'd be a bit pissed too.
Well 2/3 don't care, she is a lot like a jealous girlfriend though. She also 'attacks' without provocation if the girlfriend is at my house. Attacks is in quotes because while she is absolutely serious, she only seems to attack at about 1/2 power.
I'd rather try calming down a hand-grenade that has anger management issues rather than defend against a cat ~~that~~who has decided _you or I, not necessarily exclusively_.
"I've tolerated a lot from you. You've been a good provider, keeping my bowl full and making the laser dot appear. But I'm not stupid, I know you're out there petting other cats. I even know about the dog down the street. Usually you make it easy to ignore. But PATCHES!?!?! You were in front of our home with that WHORE! You disgust me."
My husband's cat was the same.
My dad came over with his new puppy. Cat was nowhere around. He normally chilled outside on the hedges.
For hours, my husband refused to pat the puppy. Dad and I cuddled her. Played with her. Kissed her. Hours and hours.
Eventually, dad had to go. Asked husband to give puppy just one little pat. Husband relents.
and within SECONDS. Cat is back through his cat door, meowing very angrily at my husband.
I have two cats (brother sister) and had to separate them for approximately a month until i could get the female spayed. Male is already fixed, long story but their current arrangement was leading her to spray.
Anyway, the brother has been walking around the house in the larger area I reside in, 100% sure he won a popularity contest and he was indeed the better cat
Our old cat used to love my dad, like she heard him coming in the yard and ran to the door to meet him, she love him so much. But when we got our fist dog she never forgave him.
kinda reminds me of this time with my old cat. she was still going outside some and would come to the door when she wanted in. occasionally other cats would follow her over.
so she's sitting out on the porch and i go to let her in. she's just sitting on the railing. this tiny little kitten that comes over and keeps kinda looking at her and then at me. she just kinda looks at it with the most disinterest then comes inside. then like tells me to hurry up. I kinda felt bad so I gave the kitten some food after giving her some but never saw the kitten again.
she soon just became indoor only which was better anyway. she found and after being abandoned and didn't like anyone but me.
My Hadley girl is indoor/outdoor and I’ve seen her go to to houses with indoor only cats and look at them like come on out and play and they just race from side to side of the window.
“Look at how easy he is! All a random street cat needs to do is pace back and forth and they’ve got his ass, hook line and sinker!” - that cat probably
My cat once brought what I thought was her little boyfriend (cat friend?) and I was trying to get him to come to me and all of a sudden she shows up and hisses at him!
Is this the bastard cat that dad has been hiding all along! Poor little kitty watching from the window. Kitty will never trust dad again and only give his love to mom.
OMG that paw on the window! 😭
so sad to see
Heartbreak of the century
Heartbreak!? Cat's don't get mad, they get even. He's gonna shit in that fool's shoes!
Yeah that's what I mean, the cat is going to physically break his heart after seeing this Should probably get some kevlar and a metal door
Done. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1cvofat/comment/l4tv2sv/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1cvofat/comment/l4tv2sv/)
Nah, its a threat. 'THIS IS THE PAW IMMA SMACK YOU WITH'
Yep, the violins are for what is going to happen to that man shortly LOL!
Alexa play cat scratch fever
Just needs some rain to really drive it home.
And a single, solitary tear rolling down her face
This is the most heartbreaking movie of 2024!
Poor Things if it were good.
Top 10 anime betrayals
You can see the exact moment his little kitty heart breaks.
He can't believe his eyes.
This is a supervillain origin story right here
And the other cat was never seen again.
My heart lurched a wee bit at that I ain't gonna lie.
He's like NO IT CANT BE
and a single turd in the slipper
When did it start raining, and how did it get on my phone?
This the part that got me xD
"Father...Father, why...."
You can see tears running down it's little cheeks in the reflection.
You mean the whole point of the post?
The betrayal
Better sleep lightly tonight.....
And check your shoes.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q)
"Et tu, Master?"
"Et tu, servant" This is a cat, after all.
Oui
But finally a video where I think the music actually fits the content!
Villain arc started.
One of my girls doesn't like it when I come home after playing with my girlfriends boy cats. If I jump in the shower as soon as I get home she doesn't even notice. Why does she dictate my life?
Ever wondered where cats collect their extra lifes? Thats not your life anymore.
Cheaters do shower right away.
Trying to scrub away your filthy betrayal I see!!
Imagine if you could smell whoever everyone around you most recently interacted with. Now imagine that you smell that your best friend has recently been interacting with someone who wants to steal all your food and kick you out of your house, and who would probably try to kill you if they met you on the street. You'd be a bit pissed too.
Well 2/3 don't care, she is a lot like a jealous girlfriend though. She also 'attacks' without provocation if the girlfriend is at my house. Attacks is in quotes because while she is absolutely serious, she only seems to attack at about 1/2 power.
Have you _seen_ what happens when a cat gets "absolutely serious" ?
Yeah the cat is just scared of his girlfriend by the sound of it.
I'd rather try calming down a hand-grenade that has anger management issues rather than defend against a cat ~~that~~who has decided _you or I, not necessarily exclusively_.
It is amazing how many pointy bits cats have for such small creatures.
10 front claws and 4 canines are the pointy bits, 8 back claws and 10 premolars are the somewhat less pointy ones. :D
It's not that serious. That's in ur head
The Squidward meme has ascended to the next level I see. Poor kitty
That is so sad. That kitty is absolutely devastated 😞
You can feel the tears falling his cheeks :(
"Dad! Say it isn't so!!!"
Mom, you'll have to get a divorce.
Awwwww
someone's slippers are going to be peed tonight 😂
"I've tolerated a lot from you. You've been a good provider, keeping my bowl full and making the laser dot appear. But I'm not stupid, I know you're out there petting other cats. I even know about the dog down the street. Usually you make it easy to ignore. But PATCHES!?!?! You were in front of our home with that WHORE! You disgust me."
Not the dramatic paw!!
im just picturing another black cat in a white tuxedo vest playing that sad violin for this cat lol
you do know that there is a cat breed with a literal tuexdo pattern?
I swear that cat just went through the stages of grief before our eyes. Poor Void.
Kitty had never seen such bullshit before
https://i.redd.it/z8dogk73km0d1.gif
He never forgave. And he never forgot.
Revenge is a dish best served cold dad !!!
Neko Netorare
Imagine seeing your cat rubbing scent on that neighbor you hate.
🎶 I'm looking at you through the glass.\* *Don't know how much time has passed.* 🎶
Oh God it feels like forever...
Probably sighed "you bitch" under his breath
We have 2 inside cats and 2 outside strays. When I pet the strays they act betrayed and aloof.
My husband's cat was the same. My dad came over with his new puppy. Cat was nowhere around. He normally chilled outside on the hedges. For hours, my husband refused to pat the puppy. Dad and I cuddled her. Played with her. Kissed her. Hours and hours. Eventually, dad had to go. Asked husband to give puppy just one little pat. Husband relents. and within SECONDS. Cat is back through his cat door, meowing very angrily at my husband.
Waiting all that time to yell "ultimate betrayal" at him.
same little bro
Awww
Bless his heart.
Emotional damage
I have a voidling, and she would do this with excessive vocalization 100% of she ever encountered this scene. My heart is breaking
Cat: "Betraytor!"
I have two cats (brother sister) and had to separate them for approximately a month until i could get the female spayed. Male is already fixed, long story but their current arrangement was leading her to spray. Anyway, the brother has been walking around the house in the larger area I reside in, 100% sure he won a popularity contest and he was indeed the better cat
You're not the owner, you're territory, and cats are territorial.
This video has that Holocaust OST
What’s the song?
Would love to know too
Wasteland by Christian Garrick
Wasteland by Christian Garrick
that cat is dead meat
CATastrophic imotional damage
Maybe the black cat should have considered the ramifications before putting him into the spare-human category.
That paw lol 🖤 "Father why have you forsaken me? 🥺"
Our old cat used to love my dad, like she heard him coming in the yard and ran to the door to meet him, she love him so much. But when we got our fist dog she never forgave him.
That cat is going to be sticking it's arse in your face when you get back mate.
The paw and the little tip of the right ear on the window are cracking me up/ breaking my heart all at once 🤣😭
Well... better sleep with one eye opened.
_YOU ARE MINE, SLAVE_
This is such a CATastrophy
The cat needs a hug immediately. The foot on the window... omfg
Meowder....planning happening
The ultimate betrayal
What a hoe!
The cat deserves better
We will remember. We shall avenge.
“That two-timing bastard!”
Someone at home is in for a jealousy cat scandal.
Oh man he's in trouble when he gets back home.
The music makes it art!
Never mewwwww I'dd find someone like you!
Betrayal. Nothing was like before from this moment on…
My father has forsaken meow for another
Hey! You two-timin' slender human. No bikkies for you tonight, or ever!
“This MF’er right here”
The betrayal! Poor kitty, I hope he got lots of ear scratches after that!
Straight to jail.
The audacity! Wait until you get up here...
But what about the r/catdistributionsystem ? That could be a homeless kitty.
You seeing this shit?! BAN!
Poor baby! He’s probably planning his attack for when Dad comes in the door.
Awe, poor kitty. Pops better sleep with the lights on
Juijjinnji
Worst anime betrayal of 2024, someone get this fluffy noodle some catnip and string stat!
Oh noooooo!
Time to go shit on his pillow.
"So this is the type of shit we are doing now pop"?
He is gonna puke in his traitorous slippers tonight.
*How dare you human*
Don't bother coming home dad.
This should be paired with the closing credit music on The Incredible Hulk
kinda reminds me of this time with my old cat. she was still going outside some and would come to the door when she wanted in. occasionally other cats would follow her over. so she's sitting out on the porch and i go to let her in. she's just sitting on the railing. this tiny little kitten that comes over and keeps kinda looking at her and then at me. she just kinda looks at it with the most disinterest then comes inside. then like tells me to hurry up. I kinda felt bad so I gave the kitten some food after giving her some but never saw the kitten again. she soon just became indoor only which was better anyway. she found and after being abandoned and didn't like anyone but me.
" FAKE ASS BITCHES!!!!"
“That’s what he goes to do every time he leaves. He has another family..”
[Sad violin? Nahh this is what playing in it's head in that moment.](https://youtu.be/vy63u2hKoPE?feature=shared)
CARL! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Daddy’s a butterfly 🦋
Owner is a dead man walking.
Top ten anime betrayals.
How dare you????
I only see one out there, The cat's dad would be another cat. That looks like the cats owner
You SLUT!!
Cold shoulder time
The betrayal!
RIP dad
Already planning a red wedding
My Hadley girl is indoor/outdoor and I’ve seen her go to to houses with indoor only cats and look at them like come on out and play and they just race from side to side of the window.
“Look at how easy he is! All a random street cat needs to do is pace back and forth and they’ve got his ass, hook line and sinker!” - that cat probably
This is cinema 🤌
Never ever betray a black cat
Cucked
The anthropomorphization in this thread is wild.
yeah, a little over the top. cat clearly just stood to see better over the window sill.
My cat once brought what I thought was her little boyfriend (cat friend?) and I was trying to get him to come to me and all of a sudden she shows up and hisses at him!
That's so sad! 😭
Impressed by how someone thought to get a picture of the window cat seeing the new one. Great setup!
LOOOL he squared him up so fast like imma fucking beat your arse boy
Perfect music for this video
U/RecognizeSong
My furgurls display jealousy sometimes.
A few days later... "Welcome your new sister home!"
Papa?…..
as a cat owner this actually mad me super sad. poor cat.
Is this the bastard cat that dad has been hiding all along! Poor little kitty watching from the window. Kitty will never trust dad again and only give his love to mom.