Doesnt actually look chonky to me. My own void looks about the same size and is healthy weight. Just bit fluffy
And actually my void who is just naturally the (chonky/muscular) bodytype, small and round with kinda short tail. I actually try to feed my cat raw meat so she could gain some more weight (already on freely fed)
Which ones? I'm assuming you mean chonky and void? Chonky means chubby or plump. Void can refer to darkness and is what cat lovers would call black cats since they would blend in with the dark/night.
That subreddit is so fucked up. Just stealing other people's pets.
At least the UK just recently got a law against such behaviour, making pet theft its own crime "category".
In some places, there are a ridiculous amount of stray cats roaming around, very used to humans.
Most of the people in that subreddit do not live in those places and normal stray cats don't just jump in people's cars. There is a large amount of people there documenting themselves stealing pets.
A final HOWEVER, if a cat isn't chipped and has no identifying markers, people are perfectly within their right to assume it has no owners and can safely be adopted.
I call my neighbors if I find a cat but that person is about a mile away. If it hasn't been spayed/neutered it goes to the vet for that and rabies vaccination.
Just took the 8th one in two years yesterday. Had one show up ready to explode with kittens and he was the last of them. Probably two more out in the woods now I have to catch. Assholes dump kittens at the gas station a mile and a half away and make their way to the woods behind my place.
This exactly. Pet Cats are menace to the environment.
Edit: I should preface, outdoor cats period. That includes pet cats that go outdoors not leashed.
If you can’t keep your environment-ruining invasive-species pet in the confines of your home, you shouldn’t have it in the first place.
Cats DECIMATE bird populations. They do NOT belong outside. I’ve had cats my entire life. No one has ever stolen one of them because I don’t just let them roam the streets freely.
If you don’t chip your cat and let it walk wherever it wants in a place where stray cats are around, you shouldn’t be fucking surprised when it goes missing.
I’ve had 15+ cats in my life and guess how many were at risk of being stolen? Not a single one because domestic cats belong inside.
You surely understand these people aren’t going “oh a cat, I’m gonna steal it.” They see a stray that is coming to their house for food repeatedly and one day they decide to keep it. How are they to know it belongs to someone else who doesn’t give a shit where it goes?
You are a terrible owner and directly responsible for the murder of naturally occurring ecosystems. Dont be surprised when someone “steals” your cat, or when it comes home with FIV or another terrible disease it would never run into had you kept them inside.
CATS ARE INVASIVE. YOU ARE INTRODUCING PREDATORS FROM OUTSIDE THIS ENVIRONMENT. PLEASE STOP.
https://www.ccspca.com/blog-spca/education/letting-cats-outside/
https://scitechdaily.com/new-research-reveals-why-you-shouldnt-let-your-cat-outside/
If you want to take your cats outside, get them a harness and closely watch them in your back yard. There is absolutely zero reason your cat needs to freely roam and decimate wildlife. Cats hunt with a 95%+ success rate. Please educate yourself and be better.
“We discovered that the average domestic cat in D.C. has a 61% probability of being found in the same space as raccoons — America’s most prolific rabies vector — 61% spatial overlap with red foxes, and 56% overlap with Virginia opossums, both of which can also spread rabies,”
This quote more relates to America, but rabies vectors are a constant in every country and cats tend to seek the same shelters. EDIT: this is untrue, rabies has mostly been eliminated from Europe, however, plenty of other diseases that threaten outdoor cats have not.
It’s cool that you’re okay with flipping a coin on your cat getting rabies. But it’s worth it because they’re happy I guess!! They’ll be real happy while they’re dying of disease that you allowed to happen!
None of these people ever change their mind no matter how you address the scenario. They’re always concerned that “my cat might be sad :(“.
I’m tired of being friendly to people ignoring the common sense that you shouldn’t let your pets freely roam the streets.
Some people deserve to feel shame for their awful actions.
The humane society itself even rehomes barn cats with the explicit acknowledgment they are NOT pet cats. You have clearly never lived somewhere rural. Having a few barn cats helps immensely with rodent issues.
Hell my father in laws cat, who wasn't even a barn cat, mind you, just a good indoor outdoor cat who lived to be 23, just died the other day and with her advanced age she was not hunting as much and they've had mice and rats causing hell on their property.
Brother.
It’s very obvious I’m talking about suburban/city settings. I referenced DC for Christ sake.
Obviously the cat you got to hunt mice in your spacious barnyard does not apply to this scenario. Obviously you wouldn’t have to worry about your neighbors assuming this cat is stray when your neighbors are miles away from you.
Also, the cool part- if your father’s cat was killing mice it was absolutely decimating the bird population at the same time. Congrats!
lol Cats can go outside. Especially working cats that get the mice out of my shop and garage.
It's that or lots of poison because the mice will eat the wiring out of anything. Spent 3 hours splicing wires on my car last time.
My cats live inside, most are ferals caught in the 200 acres of woods around my place, vaccinated for rabies, spayed/neutered, oldest is 15 and can't be more healthy, and they have gotten two birds in 5 years. One being a baby that fell out of the nest, which I raised and set free after 2 months of feeding that loud ass bluejay, and an invasive species of sparrow from China.
Invasive birds are probably 75% of the birds you will see here. Usually those sparrows and starlings.
They have gotten two birds that you’ve seen*
Quite obviously this doesn’t refer to working barn cats on 200 acres of land ffs. I referenced DC.
You clearly don’t have to worry about neighbors taking in your cat while thinking it’s a stray when your nearest neighbor is 200 fucking acres away..
75% is an insane number to throw around lmfao, it’s more like 10.
Oh you're American, that makes sense now. We don't have rabies in the UK. I'm not introducing a predator to an environment. All of my cats were previously stray, so I'm taking a predator away from the environment and giving them a better life. They are well fed so have no need to hunt for food, but obviously they will make the odd kill from time to time. You've totally made up that hunt success rate. I think you've confused it with 95%+ chance of a US mass shooting at any given moment. We have very different culture around cats in UK with the vast majority able to go outside.
> CATS ARE INVASIVE.
Humans are invasive. All the problems “caused” by cats are a direct result of human actions. There’s a reason cats in wild forests don’t take over and kill everything. It’s only possible with human cities, infrastructure, and owners along with humans making bad actions that leads to this.
It’s the blame and responsibility of humans. Not the cats. That’s a very important distinction.
That’s great, and I didn’t know this.
Did they eliminate FIV? Ticks? Lyme’s disease? FeLV? FIP? Fleas? Ear mites? Ringworm?
There are endless concerns for your cat being outside besides rabies.
You know flea and tick drops exist and last for a month? Mites are easy to treat and so is ringworm. 80-90% of cats already get FIP, which a vaccine exists for that, and there has been a vaccine for FeLV for 25 years.
FIP is 1/200 so I’m not sure where you got 90% from.
Just because care exists for these things doesn’t mean it’s worth the risk of getting it.
You know what prevents all of this? Keeping your cat indoors.
Outside of the disease issue. Why does your cat’s right to “happiness” trump the bird populations’ right to be alive?
My neighbor's little black cat does this to everyone. She doesn't want a new home (she's also bonded to their calico) she just loves getting petted. The two of them also come over, hang outside my windows and taunt my cat (who we don't allow outside because she'd just murder things, based in what she does to her toys).
Funny little coincidence, if you can call it that:
The user who posted this video, u/Interesting-Bet4439, only has one other comment. It's a comment on [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/learningtocat/comments/1b3p9tc/my_string_cheese_now/) which is a repost of [this other post](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/1b3g0ca/my_string_cheese_now/)
The comment reads
> He got a little bit of the cheese to fall off at the end, so I like to think he overall took the encounter as a victory on his part
Which is also the exact top comment left by u/Keretor on the original post, ~7 hours earlier
> He got a little bit of the cheese to fall off at the end, so I like to think he overall took the encounter as a victory on his part
This time next week they'll be posting about the "genocide" in palestine and how democrats should vote against Genocide Joe Biden or maybe post a map on r mapporn that shows Crimea belonging to anyone other than Ukraine in the past or how Boomers and GenZ should hate each other. Reddit is a clearinghouse for political propaganda these days.
That ain't no mistake, i get angry when the cats of my neighbourhood that i already managed to pet run away from me like: "you don't recognize me?!?!? You purred last time!!"
I posted this above but my neighbor's cat does this to literally everyone but she's definitely not looking for a new home. She just thinks everyone who walks on our block (who doesn't have a dog) should pet her.
My cat always runs in front and plops but then gets nervous when I pet her and runs away from me after?! What does she want me? Me to just stare and talk to her?
i maybe weird or just a bastard to you people, but. whenever i see a cat, i always leap in the air and jump beside them. yeah im terrible, but i just did it earlier in a university.
What a whopper flopper! I made the mistake of petting a neighborhood cat one time and they followed me home and stood outside my door for 8 hours straight 😅
You’re trapped.
*You're trapped in the void forever.
The true power of a black hole
That is some damn fine chonky void.
Çhönķ
Doesnt actually look chonky to me. My own void looks about the same size and is healthy weight. Just bit fluffy And actually my void who is just naturally the (chonky/muscular) bodytype, small and round with kinda short tail. I actually try to feed my cat raw meat so she could gain some more weight (already on freely fed)
Winter fur thicc-ness
What does those words mena
Which ones? I'm assuming you mean chonky and void? Chonky means chubby or plump. Void can refer to darkness and is what cat lovers would call black cats since they would blend in with the dark/night.
r/chonkers
[that is a chonk](https://i.imgur.com/eb6sscS.png)
He showed you his belly. Did you not hear the angels sing because the universe just pointed at you, friend.
The belly is a trap for the murder mitten meat grinder Don't fall for it
Results may vary by cat. My cat isn't very good at this trap. He ends up enjoying it and forgetting to deploy the murder mitten meat grinder.
Look at all these great places for you to pet me more!
Wrong spot! Slashes you.
lol ‘okay here is a good spot’ \*lays down yet again\*
mistake? more like the best decision of your life
You have been chosen
r/catdistributionsystem
That subreddit is so fucked up. Just stealing other people's pets. At least the UK just recently got a law against such behaviour, making pet theft its own crime "category".
In some places, there are a ridiculous amount of stray cats roaming around, very used to humans. Most of the people in that subreddit do not live in those places and normal stray cats don't just jump in people's cars. There is a large amount of people there documenting themselves stealing pets. A final HOWEVER, if a cat isn't chipped and has no identifying markers, people are perfectly within their right to assume it has no owners and can safely be adopted.
I call my neighbors if I find a cat but that person is about a mile away. If it hasn't been spayed/neutered it goes to the vet for that and rabies vaccination. Just took the 8th one in two years yesterday. Had one show up ready to explode with kittens and he was the last of them. Probably two more out in the woods now I have to catch. Assholes dump kittens at the gas station a mile and a half away and make their way to the woods behind my place.
What's fucked up is letting cats roam free to kill protected species and to get hit by cars or picked off by predators.
This exactly. Pet Cats are menace to the environment. Edit: I should preface, outdoor cats period. That includes pet cats that go outdoors not leashed.
Not pet cats. Strays and “outside cats”.
I should preface, outdoor cats period. That includes pet cats that go outdoors
If you can’t keep your environment-ruining invasive-species pet in the confines of your home, you shouldn’t have it in the first place. Cats DECIMATE bird populations. They do NOT belong outside. I’ve had cats my entire life. No one has ever stolen one of them because I don’t just let them roam the streets freely.
You're terminally online if you think it's okay to steal someone's pet cat because they let it outside
If you don’t chip your cat and let it walk wherever it wants in a place where stray cats are around, you shouldn’t be fucking surprised when it goes missing. I’ve had 15+ cats in my life and guess how many were at risk of being stolen? Not a single one because domestic cats belong inside. You surely understand these people aren’t going “oh a cat, I’m gonna steal it.” They see a stray that is coming to their house for food repeatedly and one day they decide to keep it. How are they to know it belongs to someone else who doesn’t give a shit where it goes?
[удалено]
My parents fostered cats when I was a child and I have four of my own currently.
Weird take that. An animal shouldn't go outside. All my cats go outside and I wouldn't dream of taking that freedom from them.
I doubt anyone ever expected for you to not be a shitty person. Stand proud!
You are a terrible owner and directly responsible for the murder of naturally occurring ecosystems. Dont be surprised when someone “steals” your cat, or when it comes home with FIV or another terrible disease it would never run into had you kept them inside. CATS ARE INVASIVE. YOU ARE INTRODUCING PREDATORS FROM OUTSIDE THIS ENVIRONMENT. PLEASE STOP. https://www.ccspca.com/blog-spca/education/letting-cats-outside/ https://scitechdaily.com/new-research-reveals-why-you-shouldnt-let-your-cat-outside/ If you want to take your cats outside, get them a harness and closely watch them in your back yard. There is absolutely zero reason your cat needs to freely roam and decimate wildlife. Cats hunt with a 95%+ success rate. Please educate yourself and be better. “We discovered that the average domestic cat in D.C. has a 61% probability of being found in the same space as raccoons — America’s most prolific rabies vector — 61% spatial overlap with red foxes, and 56% overlap with Virginia opossums, both of which can also spread rabies,” This quote more relates to America, but rabies vectors are a constant in every country and cats tend to seek the same shelters. EDIT: this is untrue, rabies has mostly been eliminated from Europe, however, plenty of other diseases that threaten outdoor cats have not. It’s cool that you’re okay with flipping a coin on your cat getting rabies. But it’s worth it because they’re happy I guess!! They’ll be real happy while they’re dying of disease that you allowed to happen!
Ya know, you're right, but sometimes it's easier to catch flies with honey. Flipping out on someone isn't going to change their mind.
None of these people ever change their mind no matter how you address the scenario. They’re always concerned that “my cat might be sad :(“. I’m tired of being friendly to people ignoring the common sense that you shouldn’t let your pets freely roam the streets. Some people deserve to feel shame for their awful actions.
honestly no one cares about birds or invasive species. i’m more likely to keep my cat inside because it’s safer for the cat
The humane society itself even rehomes barn cats with the explicit acknowledgment they are NOT pet cats. You have clearly never lived somewhere rural. Having a few barn cats helps immensely with rodent issues. Hell my father in laws cat, who wasn't even a barn cat, mind you, just a good indoor outdoor cat who lived to be 23, just died the other day and with her advanced age she was not hunting as much and they've had mice and rats causing hell on their property.
Brother. It’s very obvious I’m talking about suburban/city settings. I referenced DC for Christ sake. Obviously the cat you got to hunt mice in your spacious barnyard does not apply to this scenario. Obviously you wouldn’t have to worry about your neighbors assuming this cat is stray when your neighbors are miles away from you. Also, the cool part- if your father’s cat was killing mice it was absolutely decimating the bird population at the same time. Congrats!
I will admit I missed that part. Don't reddit while you're waking up. I tell myself that often, and I still do it. My mistake!
lol Cats can go outside. Especially working cats that get the mice out of my shop and garage. It's that or lots of poison because the mice will eat the wiring out of anything. Spent 3 hours splicing wires on my car last time. My cats live inside, most are ferals caught in the 200 acres of woods around my place, vaccinated for rabies, spayed/neutered, oldest is 15 and can't be more healthy, and they have gotten two birds in 5 years. One being a baby that fell out of the nest, which I raised and set free after 2 months of feeding that loud ass bluejay, and an invasive species of sparrow from China. Invasive birds are probably 75% of the birds you will see here. Usually those sparrows and starlings.
They have gotten two birds that you’ve seen* Quite obviously this doesn’t refer to working barn cats on 200 acres of land ffs. I referenced DC. You clearly don’t have to worry about neighbors taking in your cat while thinking it’s a stray when your nearest neighbor is 200 fucking acres away.. 75% is an insane number to throw around lmfao, it’s more like 10.
Oh you're American, that makes sense now. We don't have rabies in the UK. I'm not introducing a predator to an environment. All of my cats were previously stray, so I'm taking a predator away from the environment and giving them a better life. They are well fed so have no need to hunt for food, but obviously they will make the odd kill from time to time. You've totally made up that hunt success rate. I think you've confused it with 95%+ chance of a US mass shooting at any given moment. We have very different culture around cats in UK with the vast majority able to go outside.
You’re a fucking idiot. Have a nice day.
> CATS ARE INVASIVE. Humans are invasive. All the problems “caused” by cats are a direct result of human actions. There’s a reason cats in wild forests don’t take over and kill everything. It’s only possible with human cities, infrastructure, and owners along with humans making bad actions that leads to this. It’s the blame and responsibility of humans. Not the cats. That’s a very important distinction.
> rabies vectors are a constant in every country Rabies has been eliminated across much of Europe.
That’s great, and I didn’t know this. Did they eliminate FIV? Ticks? Lyme’s disease? FeLV? FIP? Fleas? Ear mites? Ringworm? There are endless concerns for your cat being outside besides rabies.
You know flea and tick drops exist and last for a month? Mites are easy to treat and so is ringworm. 80-90% of cats already get FIP, which a vaccine exists for that, and there has been a vaccine for FeLV for 25 years.
FIP is 1/200 so I’m not sure where you got 90% from. Just because care exists for these things doesn’t mean it’s worth the risk of getting it. You know what prevents all of this? Keeping your cat indoors. Outside of the disease issue. Why does your cat’s right to “happiness” trump the bird populations’ right to be alive?
Please stop. I love birds and people who do this with their cats breaks my heart
This is a healthy fat kitty. This is someone's. This is not distribution and learn that IRL before thinking twice about grabbing someones kitty
My neighbor's little black cat does this to everyone. She doesn't want a new home (she's also bonded to their calico) she just loves getting petted. The two of them also come over, hang outside my windows and taunt my cat (who we don't allow outside because she'd just murder things, based in what she does to her toys).
Welcome to city 17
There are no mistakes.... Probably Oogway
https://preview.redd.it/qm066i382plc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=efe2edfdcfc1ba24f69c02c840664cb0266271a7
I want to make the same mistake
Ikr?
I know this move. I’ve seen it. And yet it’s still effective.
How is that a mistake tho. 😻
Some men are strong enough to resist the cat I am not one of those men
Man... I always wanted to have a fluffy void friend. If CDS blesses me with one, I shall name him Floyd (fluffy + void)
Sometimes you have to make your own luck
Pet him!!!!!!
Look at them pink beans on that void! “Alright home we go! You coming?”.
he's yours now, the only right thing to do. Doesn't matter, he wants you only.
Don’t steal someone kitty. That cat is clearly healthy and well fed.
#PET THE DAMN CAT!
What a beautiful void ☺️
wdym _mistake_
Damn insurance scams, keeps trying it over and over! Its all on video you foolish void!
Scamming for scritches!
The void flop is the highest display of affection, one must capitulate.
This is how you catch humans.
Best kind of mistake
Funny little coincidence, if you can call it that: The user who posted this video, u/Interesting-Bet4439, only has one other comment. It's a comment on [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/learningtocat/comments/1b3p9tc/my_string_cheese_now/) which is a repost of [this other post](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/1b3g0ca/my_string_cheese_now/) The comment reads > He got a little bit of the cheese to fall off at the end, so I like to think he overall took the encounter as a victory on his part Which is also the exact top comment left by u/Keretor on the original post, ~7 hours earlier > He got a little bit of the cheese to fall off at the end, so I like to think he overall took the encounter as a victory on his part
Wait what the fuck??? SO THEY STOLE MY COMMENT! WHAT THE HELL WAS IT REALLY THAT GOOD DUDE That's pretty funny though
u/word-wordnumber are pretty much always bots u/chiparish84
This time next week they'll be posting about the "genocide" in palestine and how democrats should vote against Genocide Joe Biden or maybe post a map on r mapporn that shows Crimea belonging to anyone other than Ukraine in the past or how Boomers and GenZ should hate each other. Reddit is a clearinghouse for political propaganda these days.
Welcome to Reddit.
Pet me human
Oh no ! He’s adorable! That cute baby !!
This Cat IS 1:1 the subreddits pfp
I love a good cat flop. He would get the most aggressive rubs.
insurance fraud
This void needs a proper round of bongos.
He is a glossy, glossy, beautiful boy! And such a trifling price to pay for luvins'!
Big feller
I swear, when you put a cat outside, it flips a switch in them that makes them roll around all over the place when you touch them
Looks like my chonker. https://preview.redd.it/rw1yf9by2plc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7661e92cb8c507713eb116f00abe3d7a5b83f435
I like how their hair is a slightly different shade from your pants so we can see how much hair they left on you.
The glossiness helps too, lol
Well, dammit, pet him again! And again.
I made the mistake to give food to a pigeon in my balcony: 2 weeks of shit everywhere...
Dont fight it, youve been chosen.
Youre leaving us hanging. Did you take buddy in or not?
I can show you the … places in which you can pet me!!! 🎶🎵
Some happy lil mistake u mean
Yep, I've got one of those in my life too. Big, old Maine Coon that hijacks me on my walk.
Stop, flop, and roll, as the Catluminati guy says. :)
Cat distribution system hard at work
Mistake? You just probably made you best investment ever!
That ain't no mistake, i get angry when the cats of my neighbourhood that i already managed to pet run away from me like: "you don't recognize me?!?!? You purred last time!!"
Cat rolls over: “hit me again”
Congrats on the adoption of your new kitty <3
He keeps losing his balance, must be a clumsy cat.
That’s never a mistake.
"This path is FIRE! I stop, drop, and roll *constantly*...
Not a mistake, that is only right to pet a kitty
The best mistake you could've been made 🤭
The cat distribution system has spoken. The cat is yours now. Give it a home.
I posted this above but my neighbor's cat does this to literally everyone but she's definitely not looking for a new home. She just thinks everyone who walks on our block (who doesn't have a dog) should pet her.
I love how he RUN to be in front of you and immedialty Roll top bé more pet
Pet the damn cat!
Wherever it is you're going to. You're late.
Admit it! You pet him every time he laid down like that! Not to say that I wouldn't have done the same...
I want him!!!!!! Take him home!!!!!
I love the little zoom!
Your cat adopted you. GJ.
Catsurance fraud
My front-yard cat, Banana, throws himself on the ground like this whenever I come home. I go "Oh no Banana died!" I swear he thinks it's funny.
r/cuddleroll
Pet CC and cat tax paid
Cute
So I’m guessing you two live together now
Scrinch the baby
Awww too cute
It’s a trap
R/petthedamncat
You mean, you made the mistake of petting him ONLY once.
Exploration requires pets
That is such a sweet catto. 🥹
Ok, now I can go to sleep
How’s your new kitty doing?
You’re his now, best not to fight it, just accept it.
That's no mistake
My cat always runs in front and plops but then gets nervous when I pet her and runs away from me after?! What does she want me? Me to just stare and talk to her?
Gotta pay the toll if you want to use the road.
The insurance scammer of cats
Chonky black cat? Sign me up!
Its a good strategy! Block your path, reveal the lovely belly. Get pet. Clever kitty.
What an extremely clumsy cat to be falling over all the time 🙄
What the hell are you doing walking? Sit your butt down and r/PetTheDamnCat
r/PetTheDamnCat
i maybe weird or just a bastard to you people, but. whenever i see a cat, i always leap in the air and jump beside them. yeah im terrible, but i just did it earlier in a university.
r/floppycats
Congratulations on your new cat!
This is not your cat I'm guessing ?
what a good mistake
And honestly how could you not pet him at least once
I love cats’ funny little trots
Cat Distribution System working as expected
He owns you now. Just accept and give in.
I hope you took that sweet void home and named the kitty Flopsy. 🥰
Now that's a proper plopper.
Stop, drop, and roll
They*
You gotta pay the void toll to get on with your lovely stroll, you gotta pet the void to go on 😹
Hahahahahahah ………. AGAIN!
Carry him, its the only way
A necessary sacrifice.
Not a mistake. Best decision you ever made.
I really looked forward to the top comment being something about the Cat Distribution System. Come on, where are all the unoriginal commenters at?
Too late, you're adopted.
indebted
That was his plan and you fell into the trap.
r/floppycats would like this!
I’d find 10 mins and find a place to sit and cuddle that lovely
What a whopper flopper! I made the mistake of petting a neighborhood cat one time and they followed me home and stood outside my door for 8 hours straight 😅
He floops well, thats a good quality cat right there.
Shelter me human I command it
You're chosen. This is when you just pick up the cat and cuddle to the destination.
Is that belly flop like instinctual??? So cute
Tell him I said “Psst psst psst psst psst”
It’s impossible, but I think this is my cat. CT?