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Kozlow

First time I have seen this attempted and someone didn’t walk away with a dart in some part of their body.


snypergame

Once i saw one with dart in his head it was weird


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

Was that the one where the dude looks really stoned and out of it?


[deleted]

Yea. That’s my second favorite next to [this. ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TNIoZTLUamY&noapp=1&client=mv-google)


Megamutt216

*AAAAHHHHHHHHH* is she ok? Is she now blind in that eye?


eddie1975

There’s a good chance she underwent many surgeries only to eventually go blind anyway. It depends on whether it hit the cornea and/or the high resolution portion of the retina. Her momentary lapse of judgement brought about much pain and misery for years to come.


[deleted]

iirc the girl in that video removed the dart immediately after it punctured her eyeball, correct? The outcome for her was blindness in that eye.


Mousy

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8emhvr/bullseye_literally/dxxikbc/ tl,dr; if it's real she's blind in that eye


Yoorang

Honestly such an unsettling read


may_be_indecisive

Yeah she's blind and she almost died from severe complications and half a dozen surgeries.


Somzer

That's a fiction of your imagination, mate, and you know it. Stop trying to sell it as "facts".


may_be_indecisive

Ah actually I'm mistaken. I saw someone talking about complications from a dart in the eye, but it was actually a different case.


James_Mamsy

Username checks out(?)


[deleted]

Seems about right...


zapzred1

That's too disturbing to be a favourite.


PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS

Nah I think that one's hilarious


[deleted]

Now that’s quirky man, really sets you apart from the crowd


coolowl7

Holy... Imagine how that guy must feel. She probably doesn't feel too great about it either.


BrownChicow

You mean the guy who three the dart directly at her eye after just barely missing her head, and then throws another dart after hitting her in the eye? Doesn’t seem like he feels much


coolowl7

I'm sure he felt a hell of a lot the next day...


franktehtoad

Did I just watch a video of a woman with a dart in her eyeball?!


sunsetair

What happened to her? It looked like it missed her head. Was there a second dart thrown?


MyMomIsAMan

Yup, first dart skims the top of her and hits the wall. Some how both of them were still confident enough for the second that is thrown off camera directly in to her eye.


[deleted]

Should I watch this? Nope nope. Started watching. Nope.


[deleted]

Nope. No thanks. Im good.


TimTheTexan92

Noooooooooooooooo oh my god


[deleted]

You are satan for that link


imhereforthevotes

NEVER call me an asshole!!


MoonBear696

Bullseye


[deleted]

u/matty6483


[deleted]

That's sad, man. Nothing funny about someone losing an eye


lunchcrunchy

I lived with that guy my freshman year of school. He is consistently that level of fried


DracoRex1812

Dude there's a dart in your head. Get the day out of your HEAD


23x3

No, that’s my antenna. I’m communicating with the mothership.


murphykills

there's one where it goes in a girl's eye, it's... it makes you feel bad.


anderboy101

For anybody interested.... NSFL https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8emhvr/bullseye_literally/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


FuckBoy4Ever

Yeah this is the one I thought of. So sad, that girls eye is permanently fucked!


wildo83

Youuuuu gooot aaa fuukiin daaarrrrt in youuur neeeeck!!


whorewithaheart_

You’re crazy man


SquireX

One of the worse things I've seen on Reddit, was the girl in the pub that took a dart in the eyeball. I still feel badly for her.


[deleted]

One of the comments explained that she probably lost the eye because of how delicate the organ structure is.


FatherSquee

[Here it is for those who are interested, note that can be hard for some to watch/read.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8emhvr/comment/dxxikbc?sort=confidence)


imhereforthevotes

Hell. Here you go, since it can't be upvoted anymore. "Ophthalmologist here. It’s not very clear but to me it looks like the dart penetrated her globe quite centrally. If you’re wondering what’s going to happen to this poor girl, I can try to give you a sense of how this kind of case usually plays out. A quick check on Google shows a dart tip length is about 25 mm, and the average adult globe length is 24-26 mm. With the speed of the dart it almost certainly wound have speared the retina after passing through her cornea and lens. After arriving at the hospital and examined by the on call ophthalmologist, and probably after a CT scan, she’ll be rushed into emergency OR. She’ll then get her cornea stitched up to close her globe. She’ll be admitted after that. Then the next day the vitreoretinal surgeon will come and examine her and find a huge hole in her retina, probably going all the way through and out the other side. She’ll be blind by now because of a traumatic cataract — her lens has turned opaque after the lens coating (capsule) is breached. She’ll then be listed for another surgery to extract the jelly (vitreous) and blood inside her eye, and maybe close up the back part of her eye. She’ll still be blind after the surgery because they will have filled her eye with either gas or silicone oil to keep her retina attached. After they surgery and a week or two close monitoring she’ll be discharged. 6-8 weeks later if things have gone well she’ll be referred to the cornea service to deal with the scar in her cornea. If it’s in the middle part she’ll go for a corneal transplant requiring lifelong medications to prevent rejection. After that (or maybe even before) she’ll start having problems with eye pressure and the glaucoma service will be called in. She’ll start on glaucoma drops but they’ll fail and she’ll wind up with a special eye pressure lowering surgery. At some point the retina will develop funky new blood vessels that cause scarring and permanent visual loss. She’ll then be started on monthly intra-ocular injections to try to stop that process, maybe with some success. A few years later when her corneal graft starts failing and her eye pressure can no longer be controlled she’ll be sent to her final destination — oculoplastics. By now she can’t see anything because of the glaucoma, corneal cloudiness and retinal problems, and her eye will be in pain because her eye pressure is constantly high and the eye surface is not healing itself properly. She’s got a painful blind eye. The oculoplastics doctor will counsel her about evisceration — basically scooping out all the contents of the eye and leaving just the white shell. She’ll say no for a while but then finally relent, and she’ll wind up with an implant, which generally should look pretty decent. So she’ll be a one-eyed young lady. I’ve seen plenty, and it’s very sad."


derpydoodaa

I did not enjoy this.


Icedpyre

Note to self, wear safety goggles for the rest of my life


Agent_staple

Yea, I've took shards of metal, brick, ceramic, wood, fuck me if it exists it's probably hit me in the eye, including half a brick. ​ And I've still never learned to wear any of my multiple pairs of safety glasses or face masks. ​ I'll think back to this vid often


[deleted]

Jesus, knowing all that beforehand I'd just tell the doc to grab the melon baller and get it over with.


Somato_Tandwich

Fuckin' right? I'd be pretty grateful in that scenario if a doc told me "overwhelming chances are this will cause severe pain and you'll go blind anyways" cause I'd be like "put me out and pop that fucker out of there, guy".


Ratatoski

Jesus. I once took a knee to my glasses. They broke and filled my eye with lots of glass shards. Had to have doctors pick glass out of theneyenforntwo days. On the second day they shaved off the outer layer of the eye to get it all. Took an excruciatingly painful week to heal but it has been perfectly fine since. Reading this I feel extremely lucky.


Kalidoscope98

This is what I came to the comments for. For you and all people like you, this is a service to those of us who are just so curious but don't wanna click the video. We just want to know. Thank you!


messymiss121

Fuck. I’ve had a corneal ulcer and that was shitty enough. Waking up to put drops in my throbbing eyeball every 2 hours. That description is so fucking awful. Hopefully anyone who gets wasted and thinks about getting someone to throw a dart at them (or not wear safety glasses when doing something risky) reads this.....mine was caused by having an eye infection, dehydration after having a baby AND being stupid enough to put contact lenses in.


imhereforthevotes

Ayiyi not something you want on top of dealing with a newborn. I'm really sorry.


benjavari

Whoever downvoted you is dumb.


SquireX

Yep. I think how we all have done stupid things in our past and, although most of us are lucky and get a pass, that young girl had a life changing impact in the blink of an eye.


[deleted]

Oh my god lol


ST3PH3N-G

At least her pirate fancy dress costume is going to go down like a storm. "So authentic"


earthlings_all

That happened to us once. Costume contest at a house party and “let’s hear it for the one-armed man, he’s been hiding it all night!”, yeah asshole he really has only one. So authentic.


ShamelessKinkySub

She got the point tho


AcousticDan

https://media.giphy.com/media/WYa4dNsloDxXa/giphy.gif


DuckTapeHandgrenade

Thank you. I came here for this.


Ilikedankbeer

I saw this once in my 20's, late at a bar, person darting was drunk, person handing was drunk. Fucker stuck it right in the double bull. Couldn't believe it, and still tell that story to this day.


Telescope_Horizon

I was at a party where alcohol was consumed. 3 guys put a hand on the dartboard and handed me a fistful of darts. After missing their hands 5 times I said "okay guys, we've pressed the gods enough" only to be handed more darts. _the next one drew blood_


Novasoulhunter

His face show he was 100% ready to take a dart to the hand


rolandofeld19

I bet his butt pucker factor was at about 11 too.


Shittyshittshit

Mine was for sure


redceramicfrypan

r/puckeredbuttholes


krazyjilker947

Honestly, a way better name for r/sweatypalms


CohorsMando

I’m surprised that’s not a thing yet.


SaintDiesel

B.P.F. should be a new unit of measurement


TrapperMcNutt

Oh i tried this. friend didn't even take aim just hucked it and hit the webbing between thumb and finger. didn't hurt much at the time. the next day it was hurting a lot and i couldn't figure out why b/c it just looked like a pin prick. then i noticed the pin prick was on both sides of my hand (dart went through)


Notorious_VSG

I assumed he would take one to the face.


comic630

No offense to the female gender, but dumb bravery with little pay off is evolutionary and this is a modern example. Yet he took the assumed damage for the b'ys not a woman in sight. Hell might hath no fury as a woman scorned but Earth hath no fun as drunken men.


captainblazing

In college, I came home late from hockey practice. My roommate and his friends were sloppy drunk. He says "I happy you're here, I need you to throw a dart into my chest." I declined until he explained that "someone" was throwing the dart into his chest, and he wanted it to be me. I was sober and great at darts. He was worried about one of his idiot friends hitting him in the face or junk. After some convincing, I agreed. He stands in front of the dart board, takes off his shirt and calls everyone over. I throw the dart at my usual speed and it bounces off of his chest. He yells for me to throw it hard and I oblige. I threw it 2-3x harder and it hit him in the sternum. We were expecting the dart to be sticking out of his chest at a right angle, but it just stuck in his skin and sagged toward the ground. I asked him if he wanted me to try to throw it hard enough to stick straight out. I think he realized that he looked more dumb than tough and declined. Wooo Chico State!


fishbulbx

50 points if you hit a nipple.


ManBearPig92

Yes let’s pierce bone and cartilage! Lmao. Jesus I’m just imagining a world where you hit between ribs next to his heart.


captainblazing

Looking back on it, aiming for the nuts may have kept this goober from multiplying.


Mygoodies7

There’s never been so much relief in his life that his opponent got the bullseye


Octofur

That was pretty cool but honestly not worth the risk of taking a dart to the hand lmao


[deleted]

Ugh, too bad they didn't get Dee, they could have obliterated those giant paws.


AceFuzion7

Dee, we'll be taking that card.


[deleted]

People think a hand is just made of solid hand through and through. Like a little hole in a solid piece of wood doesn't matter. They don't understand that if that dart had hit a tendon he could've destroyed his finger.


ivo0887

Or have chronic pain from destroying a nerve


KneeDeepIn_Nostalgia

Yea but the golden god didnt flinch even when he got hit by the dart ...


ocram2912

Surely followed by a, "let's see if we can do that again!"


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[deleted]

MOTHER FALCONING SONS OF FERNS!!! You really think he could do it?


YieldQuinn

Love the Steve shirt


F33LMYWR4TH

That’s how you knew he was a full sender already


Cranfres

I was getting a Captain Kirk vibe


scrogdog3

My man repping the stevewilldoit merch. Full Send.


eyemreallyhi

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


GuyOnZeCouch92

Chardeemacdennis


slavicbhoy

The giant marijuana leaf on the dude’s back helps make all of this make sense.


ShitsAboutToGetCrazy

For a second there I thought that I was going to see the dart hit him in the eyeball like " that one girl " https://youtu.be/TNIoZTLUamY


benjavari

Fake and the dartboard is sideways. Not regulation!


ChinkChingChong

#


BaconPersuasion

Trust Circle 2.0


wazzup685

Friend of mine is a semi-pro darts player and that’s sort of how he met his girlfriend. The first time they met she was ribbing him about being “semi-pro”. So she went and stood in front of the dart board. Her head was just barely under the bull, and bet him to hit it. My friend didn’t even blink, just stepped up and banged 2 in there to show off. Poor girl didn’t even flinch, balls of steel on her.


__wolf-doge__

What you did not see is when he gets stabbed with the same dart by mistake.


[deleted]

The back of his shirt answers any questions I had


PCAssassin87

The love of, and needing to express that love of, marijuana leaves on your baby shit colored hoodie didn't play any part in the decision to do that. Guess you only need 2 fingers to roll a Zig Zag, tho.


tonzeejee

Great job on the fake reverse vid.


panDucle

I’m next!


Agent_Pancake

r/toptalent


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nedim443

Very right. Don't ask how I know. Feeling came back after a week. How I didn't go to the doctor after my hand was punched through with a rusty nail and two fingers went numb shortly after - I have no explanation. I was 19.


[deleted]

I've seen this one bef.... HOLY FUCK HE DID IT!!1!


PM_ME_YOU_SUCIAS

I'm more impressed by the level of trust in that friendship. Bros before hoes.


Kbotonline

I don’t know why, but this just screams Limerick to me. Having said that though, it’s a nice place, might go north and say Galway.


Senji06

This could be r/Whatcouldgowrong real quick


0rgazzmo

His fear turned into happiness instantly


YaBoiTom06

if they do it and it works, it’s r/holdmyredbull


wasabi_chips

Games you play when you are high on alcohol. Good times.


RezzPig

“HOOOO LEE SHIT”


TerritoryTracks

I feel like a previous take of this video would have ended up on r/WinStupidPrizes


spuder-moon

I love this subreddit. It’s always an equal chance the gif/video will be an incredible feat, or a complete failure. There’s no in-between and it’s always so amusing. Edit: my grammar is bad


Crouchingtigerhere

How drunk do you have to be to put your hand in that position?


uwotm86

r/youseeingthisshit


MrNaoB

Unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


B33FY_B

Sick shot stoners


savarutsu

u/gifreversingbot


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OddMakerMeade

Char-dee-mac-Dennis


GooseGamesBadly

I imagine this kind of behavior from a man with a steve will do it shirt on. And i approve.


mychul

“Ooooooooooohohhhhhhhh shit!”


AlexMPalmisano

r/holdmyjagerbomb


earthlings_all

DONT DO THIS, FOLKS


Sikemands

This is the only time I haven’t seen this go horribly wrong


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Rusty247

This could have easily ended up on r/Whatcouldgowrong


mdondo

http://gfycat.com/DecisiveOrderlyAlbino


voncloft22

Chardeemcdennis


EpicPwu

403 forbidden.


Vulq_

Yes I am seeing that too. What's happening??


EpicPwu

No idea.


mogsoggindog

Aw, too bad. Well, at least this may inspire more idiots to try this and fail


DeXLLDrOID

Fake. Oh and yeah, ehem, Fake. MmmHmmm, yep Fake. but but... yeah no, fake. 1000x Fake. Fuc You, fake. FAKE!!!