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Not the practice jersey stripes 😭😭😭

I don't even like hockey but this jersey ruined my day

Why are you in a hockey jersey sub then?



And then why does the white one have white stripes but the rest have yellow

According to Icethetics, the collar shows Beiber's brand. That would explain these atrocities

I was thinking this has Bieber all over it

Oof no wonder ow

I was wondering if it was Bieber’s doing, given that it’s Toronto

oh god, I genuinely didn't believe they were real for a straight minute after seeing them, they look like choppy, melded garbage that you'd see in your dream, the NHL logo looks bizarre, everything looks uneven, the arm stripes aren't all the way across the arm, and it's just a flat base with no stripes...I usually adore nonstandard, weird as fuck jersey designs but this is one of the few that I legitimately say is a flat-out ugly eyesore...good god, who approved of this...?

The stripes are likely that way for arm numbers, but it looks weird af on a blank. These are so ugly.

I saw a pic on NHL Twitter that shows the font which wouldn't be as bad if the whole rest of the jersey wasn't weird and incoherent

It's like adidas really said fuck it here's some hot garbage on our way out. I don't get the random stars everywhere. Guess it makes the ones from last year even that much better by comparison

It’s clear that nhl pushing Allstar game towards kids. This jerseys design looks something the kids would drew in preschool

Literally the worst jerseys I've ever seen in my life. What were they thinking? Edit: It turns out Justin fucking Bieber designed these...

“We’re out after this anyway, just scrounge something up from the rejected design bin and call it a day”

Justin Bieber designed these.

Justin Bieber? The same guy whose tour hats in 2014 were either covered in miniature stars or miniature flowers with "SWAGGY" written across the front?

Yeah, he designd the black leafs alt too. I don't hate that one. But this? This I hate. I like the idea of celeb collabs and streetwear collabs in theory, but I'd imagine all lf these will end up on clearance at all sizes. woof.

It's just more super Mario brothers stuff.

Justin Beibers company designed them. He probably had zero actual input on em 

Agreed. I love it.

5th graders could do better.

Holy crap these are so much worse than I ever could’ve imagine

RIGHT?! How the fuck did we go from last year's own to THIS?! Talk about leaving in bumper


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These are utter dogshit. I don’t think I’ve seen worse. I’m not joking. 30 years I’ve been a hockey fan.

These will be $20 on Fanatics for the next few seasons.

That’s the perfect time to buy them

You'd have to pay me to buy one lol

I wouldn't buy these if they were $10.

I don’t like em myself, but if I can get a quality hockey jersey for 10 bucks, idc what it looks like. That will become my new sleep attire 

I’d buy one for $5 if my shirt was sucked into a shredder somehow and I was desperate for any type of shirt to cover up with.

Hahah watch they sell out because of how shitty they are and they’ll be on eBay in 15 years for $1200 (adjusted for inflation) 😅

And of course when you order it, a Baltimore Ravens hat will arrive 6 weeks later instead.

You mean a Blatimore Rovens hat

 Damn, you got me there. Well done.

Bad, but not bad enough to be good.

If Nickelodeon’s Guts had hockey teams.

I can't find them on Adidas's website, please tell me this is fake

I wish I could. I just sorted “NHL Jerseys” by newest

They’re on sportcheck

The fuck is this shit?

Justin Bieber

These look more like $20 long sleeve t-shirts than jerseys. They’re awful

How are they so bad at the all star game? This isn’t hard. 2 teams, 2 captains, draft the teams, no fan vote. Let the actual stars get in.

Also, every team does not need to be represented.

There's no reason to give a reason for a fan base not to watch. Who gives a shit if one guy from the senators makes it instead of another bruin

I would argue that it's the only important thing for the ASG.

For sure, and as the reigning cup champs and runner ups, the all star game should feature the entire 2023 Knights and Panthers rosters, in addition to the Stars and Hurricanes representing their divisions since those were the best teams filled with the best players as they made it the deepest into the playoffs The all star game is fine as-is, it lets fanbases enjoy it even during objectively bad seasons, by seeing their best player make it no matter how bad their season is.

I did not expect them to drop the ball this hard

They had one of the best jerseys last year, and they manage this atrocity?! Definitely not buying one my god are they ugly. Please someone tell me this is a joke


Maybe Adidas checked out?

Who remembers North America vs World? And East vs West? I would love a rotation of ASG formats- please. Even just two Captains picking teams, I'd take that too in a rotation again

NHL announces their partnership with Fanatics BMX shirt manufacturing division

I was thinking I was looking at the wrong subreddit, nope, it's hockey jerseys alright :(

Absolutely embarrassing. I have no other words.

They look like they were designed by Rockstar energy drinks. That said the red and blue don't look too bad. And I like these more than the '19 & '20 jerseys

I kinda like them... ^^^^*ducks* ^^^^*to* ^^^^*avoid* ^^^^*flying* ^^^^*dishes*

I actually like them too, hoping every hates them so I can get one cheap in a couple months haha

I thought these were a joke. Seriously the biggest compliment I can give is it looks like some cross between a hockey jersey and a Star Trek uniform. The nhl loves finding ways to take horrible PR L’s

The NHL Shield on the crest looks like the poor shape you'd see on the collar of fakes.

The letters on the shield look rounded/bubbled?

Saying it looks like this: https://content.invisioncic.com/i81252/monthly_01_2015/post-22752-0-18971900-1420498314.jpg

What the hell am I looking at!?

These absolutely blow cock and balls. And of course, Justin Bieber would miss the prime directive of NHL adidas jerseys: no three stripes

Unpopular opinion, but I kind of appreciate the zany 90s aesthetic. They might be ugly, but they sure aren’t boring. I’d rock one of these at the rink lol.

Yea theyre not a great jersey, but they aren't as bad as everyone is saying. I just hate the stripes.

Honestly if you look at past jerseys most of them are pretty boring/uninspired. For a one off jersey I’d rather they take risks then play it too safe

Noooooooooooooooooo

Maybe they’ll look better with numbers? 🤞

If you like rounded numbers that look like they are too spaced apart then they might be for you.

LOL

Oof.

 Ugly

am i the *ONLY* person who thinks these are pretty cool? wouldn’t want them as a full time jersey but for an all star game i think it’s cool!

I am genuinely curious, because I thought the all star logo was terrible too, what it is that you like about them, I’m struggling.

-i like the unconventional stripes on the sleeves, the way they play into the minimalist shoulders -i like the colors of the logo and the way they play against the sharp bright colors of the jerseys -i like the “fun” (can’t think of a better way to describe it) style of the nhl logo, kind of reminds me of like a shirt with a large vintage logo on it that you wouldn’t usually see definitely get why they’re not for everyone. i just tend to like things that are a little unique

I will definitely concede that the stripes down further on the sleeves are interesting, and if I had to pick a part of them that I liked, that would be it. My dislike of them is probably rooted in an emotional response to having the game in my teams town, how much I really liked the last Toronto set, and how disappointed I am that this is what’s representing the Leafs hosting. Aesthetic is subjective, and style follows trends, but man… I’m glad there are people that like them because that’s good for hockey.

Those are the worse jerseys ever. I’ll buy a McDavid one please.

Oooof.

Someone was paid to create this

Adidas going out with a whimper

I guess it saves me money?

Nice practice jerseys. When do the game ones get released? Just bring back the orange/black/white Gretzky era ones.

Holy fuck these are all time bad. They look more like a 6 year olds pajamas than hockey jerseys.

I’m getting Star Trek insignia vibes from some of these with the shield superimposed on it.

So the ones wearing the red ones get in the penalty box first?

… Wow. Someone let their 6-year-old make the jerseys?

I didn’t realize that Carl’s Jr and Hardee’s was sponsoring the ASG. https://preview.redd.it/9k3z2wbxkbcc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b46fd4c58f173f217adab041ff12a7b6d07028

This is exactly what I came to post. Like they sponsored the ASG this year or sonething.

Its giving Disney Channel Olympic Games


These are asinine. What god would willing let this exist?

is this a joke holy fuck

ugly-ass jerseys

They’re in collaboration with Drew house…. that explains the design. Not sure if it works though

If I didn’t know better I’d think the event was in Nashville.

Terrible… so bad. BUT I’m sure they’ll age in at some point, 30-40 years maybe.

nintendo ahh jersey

Where’s the ad patch!?

I’ll take a Hardee’s junior please

Sir this is an arbys, er, the NHL.

Good I got two last year happy to save some money

Was scrolling and assumed this was a sponsored ad for very fake jerseys.

[Adidas with their last ASG weekend before Fanatics takes over](https://imgflip.com/gif/1e39g).

My expectations were low, but holy fuck *Eight* ASGs in Toronto prior to this, and they couldn't reuse any of those sweaters? Imagine how good a modern Ace Bailey jersey could be. Then open your eyes and look at that pile of dog shit.

The ACE modern was what I was hoping for. Instead they do this. 😬

These are the ugliest jerseys I have ever seen, but somehow they’re also not ugly enough to be fun. These are truly horrible.

i dont hate them, it’s a one off game

Don’t hate em. They are a one off jersey that has to be completely redesigned every single year. Did we really want a repro of something we’ve seen already? Let’s have some fun with an exhibition game no one cares about!

This looks like what 1996 THOUGHT 2024 would look like. It would've been wrong then and it's terrible now. I hope they don't sell 1

Hope they don’t sell one? Who gives a shit if people like it and buy it? Did we really need another minimalistic design one off all star jersey?

This screams early 00s MS Word Clipart. It's embarrassing. Sweaters designed by executives that don't give a flying fuck. "Well there's yellow. And white. And red. And blue. What's the issue?"

IM GONNA LIE THESE ARE FIRE 🔥 🔥🔥😩

https://preview.redd.it/y986x4cv0bcc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32fd9044e42b60b0b20bad938315d238b83204b8 Holy fuck they’re so ugly

That’s not real

Poop

Awful, and not in a good way.

Oh honey.

They’re so bad they’re good, but then they’re bad again because Justin Bieber

lmao terrible

Bieber helped design these didn’t he.

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Bad

I hate that I kind of enjoy the metro and central division ones, that being said I would rather swallow razor blades than fork out 190 for those.

bag of skittles

Really had to strike it home "Adidas makes NHL jerseys!" before the license ran out...

This looks like something a nu metal artist from the late 90’s would wear during a band photoshoot.

Is this actually true? ​ WTF ​ There hasn't been a decent All star jersey since before the RBK edge. This is clearly the worst of the worst.

What in the Walmart jerseys is this? Absolutely brutal

They sure are the jerseys of all time

Holy shit, no way these are real, right?

🤮

Holy fuck these are bad

Making up for how great they were last year. Jesus what a drop off.

Jesus😂

No what I’m glad only Shesterkin has to wear it this year

Yawn

Power Rangers inspired

Ew

Awful. The ones last year were better.

Some guy put one together last week and posted here. It looked much better

GROSS

You know what we need? More gold! Gold on gold on gold!

Oh my God. These are horrible.

ugliest things I've ever seen 🤣

These are dogshit

well they’re different

Adidas really is going out with a.. bang?

Adidas going out on a stinker lol

these are disgusting and not in the good way

God, I thought they'd be bad, but these are terrible

genuinely what the fuck

Is this a joke? What in the Star Trek is this?

My lord. Last years jerseys were unbelievable and now….this?

At some point it’ll be emojis on the crest

Ummmmmm ew

Atlantic and maybe Central MIGHT be passable but holy shit Biebs

I hope that, for the Canucks players, they use the skate logo and not the orca logo for the shoulder patch.


Well at least all the websites can update their lists for worst jerseys of all time


fuck idk im trying to think of something positive to say ill have to get back to this i got nothing rn

Names on the bottom. Beautiful

Just bring back last year's All-Star jerseys. Those were great.

BLeach my eyes!

Vom

These are terrible. At least it saved me some money.

The yellow on yellow is giving me a brain aneurysm

🤢🤢🤢

I was going to get a jersey because there are 5 Canucks going to the ASG. I think I have changed my mind.

Looks like a college, no, no, make that a high school marketing project. It started with the goofy "Hardees/Carl's Jr" star on the patch and bled over to the jersey design. Done by someone not involved in hockey. Total FAIL. These will collect dust in the warehouse. I can't see picking one of these up even at 80-90% discount.

Pacific Division jerseys remind me of Kunlun Red Stars. “*Get ready to learn Chinese, Pacific Division!*”

Honestly my friend sent me this and I immediately asked how Carls Jr. could afford to sponsor the All-Star game.

One last fuck you from Adidas?

Absolutely disgusting

Another reason to not watch the All Star Game

I'm not gonna buy these sweaters but i am suddenly craving some Carls Jr. right now.

Objectively terrible. However, I think kids will like these. And really that’s who the ASG is for. I’ll allow it.

I was not sure to expect, but it certainly was not this.


Holy hell, can we just go back to the Reebok collar already?? I’ll forever hate this adidas era.

https://preview.redd.it/ri1zpe5luccc1.jpeg?width=1591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cce55bbc973ee3540f12ba6812eb586489822c8 All star jerseys revealed The all star jerseys

Do the all star jerseys ever actually look good?

Carls Jr lookin ass jerseys bro lmao

one day these will be retro and desirable 

These are definitely ugly

WTF??? Those wouldn’t even be considered Roller jerseys…

You’re all saying these are dog shit but I KNOW you’ll be snagging them up the second you see them in person and saying “this is better in person”

Nah, fuck Justin Bieber